CONSPIRACY
MEMBERS
Dear Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Members (VRWC):
The purpose of this memo is to inform card-carrying members of changes in
your group membership at the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
Recent media developments have caused confusion related to the VRWC and the
terminology associated with our group efforts.
In lieu of this, we are merging members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
with our new group called the Openly Been Against Male Actions
(OBAMA).
You may have recently received your new VRWC membership cards. Unfortunately,
we were unable to stop the presses before these recent developments occurred.
Please destroy your fiscal year 2008 VRWC membership cards upon receipt. We will
begin diverting funds from the DNC campaign finance general account to pay for
our new membership cards and they will be mailed to you before January 1, 2009.
You do not have to return the decoder ring.
Just this week alone we had two rallies where we gave away free
beef steaks, another where we stole the crutches from a blind leper, and a
potluck where we sold stolen food stamp credit cards. Next week we have to
rape the environment, oppress a third world nation, and force my views down
someone's throat, taking candy from children is our new project.
Remember, there's a "starve the school children" meeting set for the
first of the month. We still need someone to bring the coffee and donuts. We
still need volunteers for the carnival, we have to check the signup sheets,
but I do believe we still need people to man the "cut down the forest"
booth, Otherwise Scoutmaster Gingrich won't give you your merit badge.
In addition, please contact your local chapter of the VRWC to receive
new orders. You can use the same phone number you were assigned. Your access
codes will be the same, however, the new log-in ID# is: DEAN006969.
Thank you for cooperation, deceit and allegiance.
Warm Regards,
VRWC Board of Directors
Major General Of VRWC 
