Panties Bomber

The 23-year-old Nigerian man accused of the attempted Christmas Day bombing of an American airliner apparently turned to the Internet for counseling and companionship, writing in an online forum that he was "lonely" and had "never found a true Muslim friend." It appears he had a Short Fuse.

President Obama was briefs  3 hours after the attack.
It was reported elsewhere that he was lonely. Perhaps a trip to the Laundromat would have solved all his problems. Perhaps predictably his underwear was—rather soiled.
So, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab prefers boxers, huh? I'm not sure why that surprises me. I guess he just sort of looks like a tighty whitey guy to me.
ABC News has pictures of the tighty-whiteys that nearly took down a Northwest Airlines flight, complete with Pentaerythritol tetranitrate codpiece. Once his friends see this and find out he was wearing a maxipad they'll never let him live it down.
He HAD balls. I'll give him that.

Newspaper headlines: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! ------ FRUIT OF THE BOOM

Is that a bomb in your underwear or are you just happy to see me. 

We FINALLY learn Victoria’s Secret!



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