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Look What They Found on the Moon!
EPA Steps In.

By now, most of us know there is water on the moon. But did you know that it comes in three flavors and there is so much of it--158 billion gallons--that it could fill all of Seattle's water needs for three years?

It turns out there is water all over the lunar landscape, which is rather astonishing since astronomers were convinced for such a long time that it was bone dry. and report this all changed when actual measurements were taken using the Mini-SAR and Moon Mineralogy Mapper (M3 or "M-cubed") instruments on India's Chandrayaan-1 moon probe and NASA's recent LCROSS mission when the moon was "bombed."

There are three flavors of moon water: 1] Thick, nearly pure crater ice 2] Fluffy mix of ice crystals and dirt 3] Thin layer of ice that covers much of the lunar surface

The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is soliciting proposals from eligible applicants interested in applying for Federal assistance for WQCA under the Clean Water Act (CWA) Section 104(b)(3) for unique and innovative projects to be conducted on the Moon that address the requirements of the National Pollutant Discharge Elimination Systems (NPDES) Program. An area that is inundated or saturated by surface or ground water at a frequency and duration that under normal circumstances supports a prevalence of hydrophytic nonvegetation. Specifically, the Region is requesting projects that will advance NPDES program strategies to enhance and ensure the sustainability of water on the moon infrastructure. Projects awarded assistance under this announcement may involve geospatial information.

China has plans for a manned lunar base. When United States get's back to the moon, there won’t be anyplace to plant the wheat because of all of the rice paddies...

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