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This certifies that

has been duly initiated as a member of


and is entitled to all the rights and privileges of membership therein.

The certificate bearer swears to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States.
It is by accepting this certificate that the bearer swears in their belief of individual freedom, morality, ethics, personal responsibility, lower taxes and free enterprise and is a little demented.

Daffy Dean, Vast Right Conspiracy Director

Daffy Dean