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10-30-04 Associated Press
Just hours after the release of a videotape featuring revered Muslim leader Usama bin Laden lecturing on theology, Democrat presidential hopeful John Forbes Kerry slammed President George Bush for encouraging the outsourcing of such video productions to overseas media companies.

"Here we have the most highly-watched video production of the year and yet, as far as we know, not a single American director, screenwriter, producer, best boy, gaffer or key grip made a single dollar from it," said Mr. Kerry. "And they didn't make it here because this administration provides incentives to take this kind of work overseas. When I'm president, we're going to bring it back home to the USA."

Meanwhile, in Hollywood, pundits mused about how the new Bin Laden video will affect Michael Moore's chances for the Best Picture Oscar.

One unnamed industry insider summarized the issue this way: "You've got two big stars going head to head--or ballcap to turban, as it were--with films that basically make the same point. America loves Michael Moore, but the Academy loves to see positive portrayals of religion. The Oscar could go either way."

Other related news:

Former CBS NEWS anchorman Walter Cronkite believes Bush adviser Karl Rove is possibly behind the new Bin Laden tape.
Cronkite made the startling comments late Friday during an interview on CNN Larry King
Somewhat smiling, Cronkite said he is "inclined to think that Karl Rove, the political manager at the White House, who is a very clever man, he probably set up bin Laden to this thing."

I think Kerry got it wrong on a few points - if you watch the credits carefully you'll see "based on an original idea by Michael Moore", "with grateful thanks for the incompetence of Bill Clinton without whom this video would not have been possible" and "sponsored by the Heinz Foundation for victims of American Imperialism"....

Apart from this and the obviuos bulge in OBL's rags there are a few other clues to OBL's recent activities. Notice the goose feathers in OBL's beard - who do we know who went goose hunting recently??!!!!

 

 



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