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Humanitarian Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
has been wounded
DAMASCUS (Reuters & CBS) -
Renowned Freedom-Fighter and humanitarian Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has been wounded
in an American-led offensive on the Iraq-Syria border touted by the Bush
Administration as America's "Final Solution" for the Arab race. Al Qaeda's group
in Iraq said on Tuesday its leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi had been wounded and
urged Muslims to pray for him, according to a Web posting.
During a pause
in the brutal American genocide of innocent peace-loving Arab patriots, a
Reuters cameraman taped these stunning moments leading up to al-Zarqawi's
wounding:
In the tape, an American soldier can be seen approaching the
prone form of a moderately paper-cut swarthy male, later indentified as
al-Zarqawi himself.
The wounded man is seen to be holding a white flag,
a Tickle-Me Elmo(tm), and to be sobbing profusely over the closing chapters of a
battle-worn Arabic translation of "Old Yeller."
The American soldier is
then seen to scream "drop your weapon" at the defenseless man, which Reuters
translators indicate means "I will tear up a Holy Quran in front of you and wrap
my American marijauna joints with the pages before wiping my *expletive deleted*
with the rest" in Arabic.
The wounded man appears to be genuinely
apologetic for any and all sins he may have inadvertently committed over the
course of his otherwise charmed life, but the American soldier continues to
speak somewhat impolitely to him, while a Navy corpsman arrives and is seen to
viciously take al-Zarqawi's blood pressure and to brutally administer an
analgesic.
There are several minutes which stun the civilized senses in
which the corpsman sadistically applies antiseptic cream to al-Zarqawi's
completely undeserved paper-cut, and tortures him further with the application
of a band-aid. The Red Cross is speeding emergency
anti-biotics.
The International Red Cross and the UN Civil Rights
Commission lead by Cuba, Iran, Sudan and Red China has ask for a full
investigation into this alleged case of POW abuse .
Who's in the lead - Arafat for false deaths, or
Zarqawi for false woundings?
This guy has been wounded more times than John F
Kerry and for the 25th time JUST managed to barely escape.
Did Newsweek break the story? Will they be
rushing copies of the Koran to the muslims so they can pray for
him?
"Urges faithful to pray (Al-Q, not Reuters)" I'm
sure others have said it: what's the difference? Reuters' reporters and
editorial staff are no doubt praying for his speedy recovery.
Put some pork gravy on that 'som-bitch!
I hope this story has legs. And arms....and
head.....and trunk......
They forgot the rest of the
headline. "Zarqawi Wounded...By the Hurtful Pictures of Saddam in
His Underwear"
He needs to kept alive so he can be stripped naked
and have a pair of womens panties stuffed over his noggin.Did Michael Moore send him a autographed picture and a Teddy bear with a
balloon?