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Osama bin Laden And Man-Made Global Warming

From the New York Times we learn Osama bin Laden, the al-Qaeda leader, has condemned the US and other industrial economies, holding them responsible for the phenomenon of climate change.

In an audio tape obtained by Al Jazeera, bin Laden criticised George Bush, the former US president, for rejecting the Kyoto pact and condemned global corporations.

Finally Bin Laden and the Left agree America is the real threat to the world! Smells like somebody else is writing and speaking OBLís lectures these days. Or else, OBL picks up MSNBC in his cave.

Al Gore and Osama bin Laden will now be up for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize for Man-Made Global Warming.

Notice how Osama and 0bama BOTH blame George Bush for everything?

The sandals. The flowing robes. The funky facial hair and low impact cave dwelling lifestyle. OBL is so Granola any Berkely hippy would be impressed.

Well, I suggest that Harry and Nancy had better call congress into session immediately, to authorize sending bin Ladin a large carbon credit payment for his good work in helping to save the world. Al Gore can carry the cash to him in an imitation leather suitcase made of certifiably recyclable plastic.

What do all the loonies have in common? Bush Derangement Syndrome.

THANK you Mr. Bin Laden - FOR CONNECTING THE DOTS for stupid Americans!!!!!


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