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The Bierhaus Slut Game
From Leipzig, Germany
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An Interview with Bagoda of the Cesspool
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If I Don't Do It...
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Idiots Need Not Write Me
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Screw Wall-Mart
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The Way It Is VS. The Way It Should Be
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Superman Returns
Some Kind of Incoherent Madness
X-Men III
Mission Ridiculous III
3 Years of Death Pestilence
Homosexuality versus the Man's Man
V for Vendetta
Artificial Love
Short on Time and Patience
Jennifer Aniston
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Wacko Muslims Overreact to Harmless Cartoons
The Da Vinci Code
The Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights Are a Bunch of Rampaging Fascists
King Kong
The Holiday Season Can Go #### Itself
What To Do With Your Life
Fight Club Revisited
No More Tears For 9/11
The Star Wars Prequels Reconsidered
In That Deep, Dark Corner You Call Your Mind
What is Freedom Anyway?
Sin City
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Celebrities With Causes
Flight of the Phoenix...crap...crap...crap
12 Monkeys...Finally, Something Good
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Tom Cruise Sucks Too For That Matter
Will Smith Sucks
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Batman Begins
Michael Jackson
Episode III
2 Years of Death Pestilence
The Catholic Church Needs to Wake Up
Who Do You Trust?
Parents
Hitch, another crappy movie
More Mr. Smiley Face
Joka Cola
Getting High on Rubbing Alcohol (not recommended)
Columbine and Sept 11th
Fairness
7 Things Worse Than Rape
Venezuela
Who Gets Oppressed?
Christmas is a Corporate Holiday
Pablo Escobar
Poor Parenting Leads to School Shootings
Sky Captain and the Diarrhea of Tomorrow
Creationism is not a Theory
Congratulations America, you Just Reelected Adolf Hitler
Secret Societies Can Suck My ASS!
An Open Letter To the Terrorists
The Drunk
Suicide Rates in America
Advair Can Go #### Itself
Fahrenheit 9/11
Third World Deprivation Buys First World Luxury
Spider Man 2 Review. (Spoilers)
Some ######## Pissed Me Off
Stupid Government Studies
One Year of Death Pestilence
Kill Bill Volume 2.
Angelina Jolie.
Pat Tillman.
Moments of Weakness.
Chick Flicks: Ever wondered why you find them so irritating? Here's the answer.
Klaus Kinski: The Coolest Guy Ever
A Typical Episode of Macgyver
Contributing to Society
The Death Pestilence Social Hierarchy
Women Who Depend on Their Sexuality Don’t Deserve Your Respect
It’s all Fun And Games Until Children Get Raped
More Breasts on TV!
An Interview with Shawn Samac of Facsimilation Magazine.
An Interview with The Mysterious Webmaster of Paradoxicitis
An Interview with The Wench of Maddox Mania
Queegan and the Singularity
Religious Faith Equals Insanity
An Interview With Douglas Drybrugh of the Lesbian Institution
An Interview With Scott Swingle of Wallyworldlife.com
Kill Bill is Absolutely Brilliant
An Interview With Glen Papenburg of Chaomics
The Death of Darth Vader
US Media: Responsible Reporting or Ministry of Propaganda?
The Ten Rules of Travel
Kobe Bryant
Masculism
Impeach George W. Bush
Mission Statement
Ten ways you can help spread the wisdom of Death Pestilence to the four corners of the globe
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Some random reflections after a year of ranting. (Updated: 5-04-04)
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Macgyver rocks, this article proves it.(Updated: 3-17-04)
If I believed in our society, it would be a lot easier to motivate myself into contributing towards it.(Updated: 3-11-04)
These are the people who would get the credit in DP's society.(Updated: 3-09-04)
Another irritating issue that everybody is afraid to ever bring up.(Updated: 3-09-04)
The numbers are in over this Catholic priest rape issue...and they're not pretty.(Updated: 3-06-04)
The only logical response to the Janet Jackson controversy.(Updated: 2-13-04)
This is a fine example of internet prose.(Updated: 2-08-04)
The man knows his business, so don't try and tell it to him.(Updated: 2-07-04)
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Useful advice from a man who's very experienced in these matters (Updated: 10-30-03)
The Kobe case seems weird doesn't it? (Updated: 10-21-03)
It?s not misogynic; this is a logical, rational argument. (Updated: 9-15-03)
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