Hey fans of the world! I suppose you´ve been wondering where I´ve been. well, let me tell ya, itäs been a sad and juicy road. All across the lost highways and byways of this forgotten continent.

Yes, today I saw some German policemen arresting some guy just because he was riding a bicycle without breaks or reflectors. That's what happens in low crime areas, the police become a bigger problem than the criminals...but no government ever downsizes, the police are a sort of secondary army you understand.

Apparently you can get beaten up in a city if a soccer game is on and you aren't wearing the right colors, but that's common enough. The one thing that is really pissing me off is the fact that the German keyboard has the y where the z should be and there are all kinds of crazy letters like ä ö ß and whatnot scattered all over the place.

I took a trip just to ride airplanes and sort out my cluttered mind. I was only halfway successful. Soon the packers will be playing the dallas cowboys. Fuck the cowboys. For any game that's ever had any meaning, we´ve always had to play those bastards at Dallas...except the ice bowl.

The Michael Vick thing Keeps pissing me off. How can a guy get into soo much trouble for electrocuting dogs? That's the way they kill chickens you know. And it´s not like Vick was executing nice dogs. Have you ever seen a pit bull? It´s not like Vick was asking them to put aside their better nature and become vicious killers. Try putting a pit bull in a room with another pit bull and leave him alone...see what happens. Vick was just showing them how to reach their full potential through training, coaching, and supplements...kind of the way pro football players are handled. Think about it.

Outside in the trenches it is cold. I´m looking forward to getting back to Peru to visit all the beautiful girls. I don't have the energy or the desire to chase them like the old days, but I can still admire them as they walk on by.

Cheers friends...and remember, peace is an illusion. War is better because it brings about change and although change isn't always better, at least it breaks up the monotony.