More shit keeps popping up on the internet about this upcoming idiotic farce of an election that pisses in the eyes of all who have ever attempted to defend freedom or believe in democracy. The latest piece of crap our shit-head media has taken it into their pea brain to give lip service to is the fact that both Bush and Kerry belong to some idiotic secret society known as the Skull and Bones or something stupid like that.

Yeah, whatever, I’m sure you Skull and Bones assholes are all real scary and everything. Wooooo! I’m trembling.

Word is they get together in secret and wear hush hush black robes and carry skulls around (and presumably...bones) and tell sex stories and jerk each other off. Although according to the article I read they admitted a woman for the first time in 1991, so I guess it’s not all just anal penetration and reach-arounds anymore.

So now we’re supposed to be afraid because Bush and Kerry belong to this homo-erotic club that is reportedly behind everything from the Soviet downfall to the Kennedy assassination. Yeah, they’re so powerful that they got all that shit done, but they had to bow to pressure to start admitting women in 1991. Ok, I’m buying it.

Neither Bush or Kerry will talk about their club because it is “secret.” Or maybe its just because they don’t have time to translate the credo into recognizable English using their official “Skull and Bones” secret decoder ring.

Secret societies? Please! Look, if you’re really all that tough, you shouldn’t need a secret society to get where you want to go in the world. Do me a favor, and if you happen to be at Yale and the Skull and Bones start messing with you or asking you to join, just tell them to piss on themselves. Better off, start up your own club called the Bones and Skulls and use a cow’s head as your mascot and make it your duty to mess up things for the Skull and Bones. Crash their meetings and toilet paper the houses and cars of reported members. This kind of thing is a crock of shit, and anybody who belongs to a secret society is a moron.

Maybe I’ll just start up my own secret society and call it the Leering Green Head. But don’t ask me about it because I won’t tell you anything. I’ll hold meetings all by myself and not invite anybody because it is so secret. Yet I’ll do everything I can so that everybody in the world knows about it.

What a crock of shit.

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