An Interview With Douglas Drybrugh of The Lesbian Institution
1. So tell us a little bit about The Lesbian Institution:
It all started one day when I was bored. As usual I was looking for something to do. I wanted to make a webpage, and have done so in the past, but they never became popular, and I lost interest in them fairly quickly. Then I was thinking about funny subjects I could do, and lesbian poped into my head. You can search almost any topic these days and find it, but whenever you go looking for lesbian research you end up in a maze of popups. It was perfect, hot, sexy, [hopefully] funny, and orginal. Against what some of my friends think, I came up with all my own material, and try to stand clear of similar things from other sites I've seen.
2. When people think of lesbians, the picture that comes to mind is usually that of two hot super-models doing depraved and naughty things to one another. However, I have heard a horrible rumor that there are some lesbians who are fat or otherwise unattractive. Is there any truth to this terrible possibility?
Unfortionately yes. Commonly referred to as the "Butch Bitch" on my website there is a small, but existing minority of fat, ugly Lesbians. With the regular Hot Lesbians, they are attracted to women because they think like men, and know how SUPER SEXY girl on girl is. The Butch Bitches only hook up with other (equally ugly) women because they know they will never get a man. Of course they are pissed off about this so they use every opportunity available to make the rest of the public uncomfortable and pissed off. Rosie Odonnell is a prime example. She went years looking like a nice, (yet still annoying) person. Then she leaves her show and goes total psycho bitch right away, just to piss off her long time fans for liking her.
3. You mention that most women exhibit some percentage of lesbian characteristics, how much of a push do most women need to really get down into some good lesbian action?
Beer is always a good choice. Geting anything to happen is greatly increased with alcohol. Ofcourse, if you can afford it, with the right ammount of money ANYTHING is possible. If you were a chick who was offered money just to go down on your best friend you'd probably do it. It's EASY money. If a lot of friends are there use good old peer pressure. Peer pressure is very powerful, it can convince kids to smoke cigerettes even though there is no high, nothing gained whatsoever. Yet thousands do it. So get a group of people chanting or whatever and you just might see some action!
4. When one lesbian asks another lesbian out for dinner, who pays?
It would be plain old good manners for the asker to pay. However, if asked the resturant staff would usually accept watching some action as payment.
5. After a lesbian one night stand, which partner is the "asshole" if no call is made?
Lesbian relationships are much different from contempory ones. There is an understanding that it is just about the sex. If no one calls then its understood. When one does call it's probably for a bootycall. Only a small percentage actually settle down and live together.
6. Is it worse for a lesbian to cheat on her partner with a man or another woman?
If the Lesbians are in an actually relationship (rare) then with a man is worse. That's like a husband cheating on his wife with another dude, and that's nasty. So naturally it would piss off the cheated on.
7. Would it be OK for a lesbian to cheat on her partner with a man who was gay?
In theroy that would be fine, since gays are like women. But I think it would be trouble for the gay guy. Lesbians are, though they often do swing both ways, not gays however.
8. Is it true that the first lesbians came from the isle of Lesbo?
Scientists believe that the first lesbians are an evelution of the salamander. This however has contradicted the bible, and its theroy. I will be writing a section to explain the biblical theroy of the lesbian soon!
9. How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Two. One to hold the lightbulb, and one to turn her.
10. Doing all this research on lesbians sounds dangerous, can you tell us about your most traumatic experience?
I've been scarrd for life from some of what I've seen. One instance was when I was watching some show. It was interviewing women about breasts. The women were topless, but not attractive whatsoever. Since there was nothing else on, I watched out of interest in what they had to say about breasts. Then they interviewed the fatest, ugliest women I had ever seen. Her boobs were so flabby that her tits were rolled underneath, and behind them. It was extremely nausiating to see. She talked about how she liked how they were hidden, so she could be topless but not show anything. That awful image is now burnt into my brain, and it shows up in multiple nightmares. Just imagine boobs so flabby and saggy that your nipples are covered by rolls of fat. God, I think i'm going to throw up again.
That's worse than I could have possibly imagined. Thanks for sharing Doug, and keep fighting the good fight!
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