Yeah, yeah, whatever. This is old news too. But damn it, it pisses me off. I mean, as hard as you might try to avoid the fetid crap that plagues the televised airways, it's impossible to not, at somepoint, have their fecal contamination desicrate the pristine purity of your share of the collective consciousness. Thus it is that even such as I are aware of the meaning of names like, Chandler, Ross, Joey, et fucking cetera. I'm offended that such knowledge would find its way into me. I wonder who I can sue. This is bullshit.

The worst conundrum of all is that you are hardly allowed to bitch about the show because that means that you've been watching it, and the fact that you have been watching it instantly earmarks you as a card-carrying member of the brain dead retard society. God fucking damn it that show sucks. It fucking sucks. The characters suck, their acting sucks, their breasts aren't big enough, their hair is stringy and crappy, their costumes are tepid and imprecise. I mean, who the fuck lives like these people or wants to live like them? We're not a bunch of fucking lovey-dovey, fakey care bear facsimilies of human beings. We're flesh and blood! What the fuck is going on on that show? Are they fucking aliens!

And how the hell can people watch that crap? I mean why is it funny when somebody sets somebody up for some juvenile, obivious one-liner that you can see coming a mile away. Doesn't anybody feel patronized when they watch that? It's garbage! Is everybody in the world a fucking idiot?

Whatever. I don't feel like being reasonable about it. I just feel like declaring that the show is crap, crap, crap, and that anybody who would call themselves a fan of "friends" should be euthanized to protect the species. Anybody actually involved with producing that show should have their family tree wiped out up to five branches.

And Jennifer Aniston deserves a column all to herself. Not to mention the fact that she is ugly and stupid, the poor fucking bitch has somehow comandeered the title of "America's Fucking Sweetheart," which she wrestled away from that other airheaded bimbo Meg Ryan. Now there's all sorts of public sympathy because Brad Pitt decided he wanted to fuck something with tits. Sympathy for Jennifer Anison? She's a fucking billionaire! How about saving your sympathy for some of the starving children of the world and not caring about yesterday's cheerleader just because she embodies the life that you wish that you had?

Shit man, it all comes down to that doesn't it. Just blatent, bullshit, airheaded selfishness. People can't see beyond the end of their own pricks, or nipples. Well, whatever. Why can't we have any good shows anymore, like "The Transformers?"

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