I got an e-mail from some jerk-off the other day who claimed I was a Nazi-Supporter. In my lifetime I think I will be hard pressed to ever suffer a more infinitely moronic accusation. Nothing could be further from the truth. My position, in fact, is so fundamentally anti-Nazi that it would take a nearly brain dead, dickless, gutter dweller with fingernails stained brown from picking his ass all day to even think of such a preposterous absurdity.

I read about a paragraph of this certifiable inbred lunatic’s deranged ranting before I realized what I was dealing with. Unfortunately, once letters have crossed that dark and mysterious threshold of your eyes and entered your brain there is no easy way (short of major dosages of hallucinogenic or otherwise mind-altering medication) to get them out. It was only after a few meandering, incoherent strings of words shuffled together to the approximation of a sentence that I jumped to the end of the message and saw the inference of Nazi-Supportization just a split second before clicking the e-mail closed forever and then deleting it.

Oh, and here’s another thing that I vaguely remember about that horrific and sorry abuse and exploitation of written language. The guy made some comment about how the American institutions of slavery and the American policy of genocide against the Indians aren’t nearly as bad as the Holocaust. Idiot.

Personally I’m of the opinion that murder is a pretty terrible thing no matter if it is Americans that are doing it or Nazis, and I also think it is terrible whether it is Jews or Indians or blacks that it is getting done to. Apparently my flatulent hate mailer is prejudiced and racist as well as stupid.

Look, slavery lasted for several hundred years here in the US, and the number of Indians that we systematically killed is comparable to the most horrific atrocities of all of humankind. These are sins that we have to acknowledge in our past. The reason you acknowledge these sins is so that you don’t start thinking your all superior and run off and needlessly kill people again. A little humility is a good thing, and it is also something in terribly short supply in the most arrogant of nations to ever rise up from the ashes of a defeated and murdered civilization.

I’m not a Nazi-Supporter and I think Nazisim is completely misunderstood by all of the civilized world. The Nazis have not been defeated and that is because the evil that the Nazis represented exists in the hearts of every human being who still walks this Earth. Everybody is capable of evil, and it is only by recognizing that evil that we are able to prevent it.

US movies would have you believe that we are a perfect nation that does nothing but spread peace and love and joy and freedom throughout the world. Well folks, sorry to say that’s not exactly true. But the thing is, I’d like it to be, and I’m willing to do whatever I can to deconstruct whatever idiotic, self-indulgent delusions American citizens like to mentally masturbate themselves into delirious orgasms of self-purity with.

I’d like the US to hold itself to a higher standard, to realize the mistakes it makes rather than to create fictitious enemies out of ghosts of the present and the past to blame all the current evil of the world on. The first step in eliminating any problem is recognizing the contribution you made that allowed it to happen. Duh…

So basically, the way I see it, anybody who disagrees with the ideals that I have defined here is doing nothing else that charge headlong and stupid into the leering evil arms of counter-humanity. Or to say it another way…THEY’RE FUCKING NAZI SUPPORTERS.

Oh, and the dude also suggested that I only say the things I do to be “trendy.” What a fucking dolt! Trendy? Trendy! Expressing my opinions in America and even on the internet has caused me nothing but hardship and pain. For every e-mail I get from some psychologically tortured young person in America profusely thanking me for having the courage to write words that allowed them to find a shred of self-respect, I’ve gotten twenty from some idiot pistol toting, child-molesting, religious group that threatens me and tells me to shut up and just leave their sheep alone so they can keep conditioning them to be stupid, docile and easily controllable.

Trendy my ass. I do set trends though, trends for the foundation of civilization five hundred years from now.

I wish I could provide the original message and e-mail address of the dickwad that wrote me, but I erased it. It wouldn’t have been worth it anyway. It’s like when somebody tells you, “look, a rat!” Then you look and see the most disgusting, vile, sorry excuse for a living creature that has ever waddled maliciously on this earth and you wish that your friend had just kept quiet about his observation.

Now, just for the few remaining idiots who insist on taking everything the wrong way no matter how clearly I state it, here is a summary of this last article:

The Nazis were wrong.

Terrorists are wrong.

Economic terrorists are ultra-wrong.

Keeping your mouth shut and cashing in on a system that oppresses others is fucking intolerable.

Doing the right thing is constant pain, work, and oppression until you die miserable and crucified.

Have a nice night.

The End