If you didn't notice, Egapmar is Rampage spelled backwards.  This represents the zany and funny side to RAMPAGE.
It also is the place to find the funniest, craziest, and most funfilled stories and songs taken from the Message Board, AUG, & are sent in.  They are also stuff that were posted on the Message Board that I knew shouldn't go forgotten.

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Egapmar's Episode Review Board Stories and Related stuff

Note: These stories are jokes about the posters on the board.  If you never went to the Episode Review Board of AUG, or Classic Cybertron's Episode Review Board, or VS.net, or the ERB, then you won't get some of the jokes.  Special thanks to Megatron NEO, Clasic Cybertron, Cheetah Bot, Panthor, TS, Turtalator, Arcee Cheetah, Optimal Hero, Grimlock, Tigerhawk, Thrust, Super Galvatron, and all the others who provided the bases for these stories.

1. The First story about the posters
    -This was just after the CHMC wars.
2. The Post Y2K stories
    -A collection of stories that are supposed to take place after the last one.
3. Death of Rampage
    -This story was written due to the tension that arose between Depthcharge and me.  This happened because I picked
     his name (Rampage at the time).  So, I wrote this as a joke.  Depthcharge (now Thrust, then Obsidian) and I are no
     longer enemies, but friends.
4. First story on the new board
    -Self explanatory.
5. Omnivac vs. Egapmar
    -This was written because Omnivac and I got into a short spat when he claimed to be me.
6. The revenge of "me"
7. Picking a name for yourself 101
    -A listing of ways to pick a name for yourself when joining a message board.
8. List of all the Board posters
    -from October 1999 to mid-January 2000
9. The 1986 Episode Review Board
    -'80s versions of the present board posters talk about the TF movie
10.The Hasbro Office Meeting
    -A peak into what goes on in a Hasbro office meetings.
11.Diaclone vs. El Stinky (Date: April 18. 2000)
    -Yes, it's the deathmatch that we've all been waiting for!  The two rival annoying posters of the Message Board duke it
      out in this Death Match!  By the way, an unexpected guest shows up from the Message Board as well...
12.And Knowing is Half the Battle!
    -It's an advertisment based on the short ads at the end of the GIJOE cartoons.  The average ad would have some kids
     doing something bad, and a GIJOE would come and correct them.  Anyway, if you haven't seen any of those, then this
     probably won't be funny to you.
13.And Along Came a Potter...
    -The date: April 30, 2000.  A lot has happened on the board in the past month, and it's all written here in a funny
      story.  Go on and laugh out loud!
14. The Story Wars
    -This is story was written during a time in the Episode Review Boards when TS's little brother Lord Trivehicus started
      a war.  He was being realy bad and mean, so I tried to stop it by putting up this story.  Usually, this works.
15 The Story Wars Pt.2
    -Lord Trivehicus could've ended it, but noooooo!  He had to start his own stories.  He did such terrible things that
     Riboflavin and I joined in the story writing to end his evil story happily. It was a race on who could write stories
     quickest and end it quickest.  In the end, TS stopped it by sending his brother to his room and writing his own ending.
16.The Return of Megatron NEO?
    -I wrote this shortly after Megatron NEO came back to the board, it was about March 28, 2000.  It had been about 4
     months since we last heard from him, so any were sketical.  Sage of Halo kept posting junk about that Megatron
     NEO wasn't really Megatron NEO.  So, I decided to write this more as a what if.  But for those wondering, Megs
     NEO is Megs NEO
17.Clasic Cybertron vs. CyBeR ChEeToR
    -May 4, 2000.  Clasic Cybertron (of VectorSigma.net) and Cyber Cheetor (from Beastmachine.net) began a duel.  They
     basically were at each others throats for a while, so I decided to let them both cool steam by writing this fight based on the
     Titanic Tussle of the TFs.
18.The HASBRO Office Meeting part 2
    -The CEOs at HASBRO are at it again!  They've come up with something worse than BM. FARM WARS!
19. Happy Birthday, Obsidian!
    -Obsidian's 14th birthday on May 27th is going to be a normal one, or will it?
20. Mrs. Potter vs. the Real Slim Shady
    -Began sort of like a grudge match, but mainly a story about us posters.
21. The Three Stooges of the ERB
       -Three annoying posters that rarely spoke anything of importance are portrayed here as the Three Stooges
22. Locotus: Ruler of Borg!
      -Another annoying poster named Locotus came, saw, annoyed, and terrorized us.  Then he vanished after I wrote this
        story.  The power of the press!
23. SUPREME MEGATRON!!!
        -This was a toy review I made for fun.  It caused a lot of confusion due to the fact that I forgot to say that it was fake.
         It was sooo convincing that even Ben Yee and SPQQKY were contacted.  Anyway, here it is, the best toy HASBRO
         will never make: SUPREME MEGATRON
24. Survivor
        -Basically the lunatics play a game of survivor.  It ain't that great.
25. TRANSFORMINATOR vs. Unicron
        -Okay.  The evil Unicron has just finished attacking and practically destroying the moral of the ERB, but had left due to
        our powerful counter attack.   TRANSFORMINATOR got infurirated that Unicron had gotten the title of the most
        anoying poster ever.  In an effort to reclaim the title, he called out for a rematch.  But, in all EGAPMAR glory, here is the
        story:
26. New year's 2001!
       -Sure, it was tame compared to the 2000 one, but what could beat Storm Call in a silver jumpsuit?  No offense.
27. Shock Attack!
        -Figure it out, dude. ERb members attack Hasbro, only to get caught.
28. Punishment
        -Bob Skir gets his ultimate punishment from the young ERBers that want IN on the Good Room.
29. July 4
        - Celebrate the 4th of July, ERB style!
30. Firecrackers
        -4th of July celebration at the ERB mansion.

Note: The folowing songs and funnies were written and sent in by my fellow Board Members TS, Arcee Cheetah, dinobot, and Chrisbot NEO.  Take you time to read them.  They are just or even more funny than MY board stories.  You decide!

1. Arkansas Residency Application
    -A funny Application written by TS.  He, by any way, doesn't mean to offend any Arkansas residants.  This is
     completely written in fun.  Remember, TS is the one really responsible.
2. The 13 Days of Beast Machines
    -A funny song to the tune of 12 days fo Christmas that is all about the first season of BM.  Warning: explicite language.
3. The End of the Beast Wars
    -A gaint transformer knwon as Skirbot attacks and destroys the Beast Wars!!!!  This was written by dinobot.
4. Galvy and the Brain & Galvatron vs. the Animaniacs!
    -Like the title says.  Again, remember that TS is the one really responsible.
5. Ravage and Mindy
    -A funny Transformer twist to the Animainiacs show: Buttons and Mindy!  Again, it is written by TS.  Remember, he is
      the one...oh forget it!
6. Blame Hasbro
    -A hilarious parody to the South Park song: Blame Canada.  The song is written by Autobot Chris/ CHRISBOT of the
     Message Boards.  The date was, um, about April 10, 2000.
7. Acrostic BM Season 2 Puzzle
    -Written by Devastator on March 23, 2000.  It is basically a little acrostic thing that tells problems with BM.  It spells
      something too...
8. Coming of the Appliacons!
    -Move a side, Bob Skir, here comes Solstice!  She's got a funny idea for the new army of Megatron: The Appliacons!
     Written mostly by Solstice.  I filled in some spaces to make some things work, though.
9. THINGS THE BEAST WARRIORS DON'T WANT OTHERS TO KNOW ABOUT THEM!
    -A funny compilation of Beast War jokes
10.Sample from series done with the REAL TOYS used as models...
    -Kinda like Toy Story...
11.You know you're too into Beast Wars when...
12.Outakes from Beast Wars (the pilot)
    -Spoofs of the Beast Wars pilot episode
13. Top 10 suprises in the next season of Beast Wars
14. Everything I needed to know about life I learned from Beast Wars
15. The Titanic Tussle of the Board Posters: Lioconvoy vs. TRANSFORMINATOR!
      -A nice tussle between my buddy Lioconvoy and that annoying poster: Transforminator!  Written by Lioconvoy
16. UNICRON & TANKOR VS. TRANSFORMINATOR & DIACLONE
      -Another great stroy written by Dinobot X (DBX) about our infamous annoying poster TRANSFORMINATOR and his
       leader DIACLONE
17. A Beast Machines Christmas Carol
        -This one is written by DBX.  It's a great little ficcy for all you Christmas lovers.  It's the Christmas Carol with a BM twist!
18. The Future Lives of Grimlock and AC
        -A fanfic written on the famous couple that takes place several years from now.  Written by Devestator
19. It Wasn't Me
        -A Batman Beyond spin on the song by Shaggy.  Parody written by Devestator
10. Twas the Night Before Christmas
        -A Batman spin on the famous Christmas poem.  Also written by Devestator
11. There was this artist, pilot, and elf...
        - Orlando Bloom, Leonardo Di Caprio, and Josh Hartnett...all in one outrageous comedy.
           Leonardo Di Caprio lovers beware!  Written by Devestator

It is basically a 3 day story of the ERB posters living their lives in the ERB mansion.  Most oftenly, they are found in the usually deserted hallway.  See everyone from TS to Bob Skir in this fun story about us posters in the place we call home.  Date currently was set to about August 2000.
 

 
Cheese Wars
(Starring the ERB)
Written by all the members of the ERB as of May 2002

It's pretty much an RPG about Cheese, the ERB, and a spoof of Star Wars

Note: The folowing are sentimental and award worthy writings from the message board written by some of my friends.  They can bring tears to your eyes.  Well, read on.  They are about a paragraph each in length.

1. Tribute to the Old Epsiode Review Board
    -Written by the wise Grimlock a few posts before the old board got shut down.
2. Another statment about the old Board
    -Written by one of the CHMC leaders: Super Galvatron
3. Why the Episode Review Board Won't Die
    -Written by the cool man himself: Megatron NEO.
4. A Nice Note to Arcee Cheetah
    -No, it's not by Cheetah bot, but by Megatron NEO
5. Why this Board's Special
    -Yup! A touching note written by me about the Episode Review Boards.  It's long, but a lot of points are made.
6. Dinobot X's Last Post
    -Self Explanatory
7. Note from Obsidian
    -Self Explanatory
8. Note from Arcee Cheetah
    -Self Explanatory

Creator's Note: Arcee Cheetah hopes for this to be a whole new series.  Until it has enough installments, it will be held here.  So, check back here every so often to see just what might be in store for our Exploricon buddies!

        1. The Arrival of the Poke'Digim-mon Transformers
            - When another faction enters the Beast Wars, what will happen. Especially ones with beast modes like these.
        2. Getting to Know You Better Pt. 1
            -Get to know the Exploricons!  Sure, not much happens, but it is the second installment of the series.
        3. Getting to Know You Better Pt. 2
            -The Exploricons get to know the Predacon warriors.

            - Pinky and the Brain try to take over Cybertron.  It's quite simple.  Brain switches his brain with Megatron's
              Spark, sending Brain into Megatron's giant head.  Now, Brain is Cybertron, or something like that.