This short funny story was posted by dinobot at the Ask Bob Skier board of Vector Sigma.net.

One day, during the middle of the Beast Wars:

Computer: Priority alert, unknown energy signature in sector Gamma!

Optimus: What? Computer, give me a visual!

((computer zooms in, showing a mad giant robot working furiously at a giant keyboard))

Optimus: Oh no... This is horrible... ((into comlink)) All maximals, assembel at base, situation X.

((After Maximals arrive))

Rattrap: What is it boss monkey?

Optimus: It's the worse thing in transformer history.

Dinobot: You mean, UNICRON?

Optimus: No, worse, it's Bob Skirbot.

All: NO!!! AHH!!!

((At Predicon base))

Megatron: ALL UNITS TO MY COORDINATES!! It's time to take a gamble...

Tarantulus: Megatron, you know there is no hope against such a foe!

Inferno: The Royalty will protect us!

Megatron: Maybe... Waspinator, go to these quoordinates.

Waspinator: yezzz Megatron, Wazbinator going.

((2 cycles later))

((Megatron watches Waspinator through a viewscreen approach the huge figure))

Megs: Wasbinator, attack Bob Skirbot!

Waspinator: WHAT?? Wazbinator not fight Skir!

Megs: Waspinator, if you don't attack Skir right now, I'll never let you use the CR
tank again!

((Waspinator terrorizes and starts shooting Skirbot))

Skir: Skirbot, BEAST MODE!!

((Skirbot turns into a giant Fox))

Waspinator: Gulp!

((Skir swallows Waspinator))

Megs: Ahh... yessss... just as I suspected...

((Megs watches as Skir turns back into his robot mode and continues typing))

Megatron: He is too powerful for a direct assualt from us alone. We have only one
hope...

((Megs watches the viewscreen as the Maximals confront Skirbot. The other
Predacons watch over his shoulder))

Dinobot: SKIRBOT!! STOP THIS INSANITY!! WHAT YOU ARE WRITING COULD NEVER
HAPPEN!!

((Skir turns around))

Skir: WHAT!!! DINOBOT INSTULT SKIRBOT'S EGO!!

DB: DINOBOT!! MAXIMIZE!!

((DB attempts to shoot Skir with his eye lazers, but Skir simply steps on him))

Megs ((wipes a tear from his eye)): My, that was beautiful.

((Skir turns around and continues typing))

Optimus: MAXIMALS ATTACK!!!

((The rest of the Maximals attack Skir))

((Skir turns around, very mad))

Skir: LEAVE SKIRBOT ALONE!!

((Skirbot throws something at the Maximals))

((SB, Cheetor, Rhinox, Ratrap, and Optimus all start mutating))

Optimus: NO!! IT'S A BEAST MACHINES SPRAY!!

((They all get ugly))

Optimus: MAXIMI... err... I AM TRANSFORMED!!

((all the otehr maximals repeat, except SB and Rhinox))

Cheetor: Hey, where are my guns? AHH!!! I ONLY HAVE SOME SWORDS!!

Rattrap: AH!!! I HAVE NOTHING!!

Optimus: MAXIMALS, ATTACK WITH WHAT YOU HAVE!!

((Cheetor goes up and starts chopping away at Skir's toenails, Ratrap starts flailing at
his shin))

Skir: Ahh... peace and quiet!

Rhinox: RHINOX!! PULVERISE!! ((Rhinox turns into Tankor)) NANANANNANANANANA!! I
GOT A PROJECTILE WEAPON!!

SB: Silverbolt, AFTERBURN! ((He turns into Jetstorm)) Hey, me too! Hey, Skir gave us
decent parts! Let's save him! ((they begin scrapping the other Maximals, a huge
battle ensues))

((Suddenly the Predacons come flying in))

Megs: Predicons, ATTACK!!! ((They all start shooting Skir))

Skir: Hmm? more bugs? ((Skirbot throws some spray at Preds))

((they all get mutated))

Megatron: NO!! I'M A PILLAR!!! ((Megatron is now helpless))

BA: What? NO! SILVERBOLT!!! ((She runs over to Megatron)) Silverbolt, I'll save you,
no matter what Skirbot did to you, I'll get you back!

Megs: ((sighs)) She's useless...

((Quickstike, Inferno, and Tarantulus are unaffected and attack Skir))

Skir: Hmm, me fix you! ((Skir types a few keystrokes)) BEGIN UPLOAD!!

((Suddenly a huge ship in orbit appears))

Megatron: NO!! IT CAN'T BE!!

((The ship is labeled Foxkids))

Inferno: MY QUEEN!

Quickstrike: What in tarnations is that?

Tarantulus: The beginning of the end!

((a lazer flies from Skir's computer to the giant ship))

Optimus: BY PRIMUS NO!!!

((The ship recieves the data coded in the lazer transmition and shoots a huge ray))

Optimus: NO!! IT'S THE FOXIFY RAY!!!

((suddenly scenery everywhere starts to dissappear))

Megatron: Of course, they're starting with taking out parts of reality, but why do
they need Skirbot for that?

Skir: Because Skirbot write what happens NOW!

((The beam intensifies))

Skir: SKIRBOT SUCEED! Now Beast Wars and Generation 1 all no more!

((Quicktrike, Tarantulus, and Inerno dissapear))

Optimus: NO!! REALITY ITSELF!! IT'S ALL BEING DESTROYED!!!

((BA runs over to Tankor))

BA: Silverbolt, no matter what Skirbot did to you, I WILL save you and set your spark
free!

Skir: ME WIN!!! BAD PLOTS TRIUMPH!! AND YOU NO MORE ABLE TO FIGHT!!

((Optimus looks around))

OP: What? Can't we all just get along? Cheetor, Rattrap, stop fighing Skirbot, let's all
gather round.

((they all hold hands except Megatron, yes, even Skir))

All but Megs: Kumbiya my lord, Kumbiya! Kumbiya my lord, Kumibya!

Megatron: NO!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!! I NEED A GUN, SOMEONE GET ME A GUN!!! HELP!!
PLEASE HELP M...

((Megtron blinks and stares around))

All, including Megs: Kumbiya my lord, kumbiya!

((view pans up to Foxkids mother ship))

Fox: Our work here is done, now let's head to the Digiworld, it's too violent there!

((Fox ship takes off into Transwarp space, the end!))