The Story Wars
Written overall by RAMPAGE, Lord Trivehicus, and Riboflavin

Code orange, there is a war!

Lord Trivehicus, you brought this upon yourself!

Rampage: Dark Legion, you shall perish!

Dark LEgion: You gonna die!

RAMPAGE: Oh yeah!

Rampage picks up a block and smashes it on Dark Legion's head! Dark Legion drops,
knocked out!

Lord Trivehicus: You can't do that! Cocaine Monkey and El Stinky, destroy him!

Rampage picks up a massive metallic beam and swings it, smashing the two of them!

Cocaine Monkey: EHEGEGEGE_In;l IHLHFlnl:KHJ h!!!!!

El Stinky: SNAARFFFFFFF!!!

Rampage walks towards Lod Trivehicus, "This is the end of the road, Trivehicus!" Rampage picks him up and throws him (far)!

(After all's been said and done, you never walk you never run, you're a fighter! You've got the moves, you know the strength, make the moves, take the heat you're nobody's fool! And you never get hit, whenyou're back's to the wall. YOu'll fight to the end and you're taking it all! YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH!!! YOU'VE GOT THE POWERRRRRR!!!!! YEAH!!! )

Rampage goes to Megatron NEO and receives the Matrix. He holds it up high and says, "Now, light our darkest hour!" The Matrix unleashes it's power and explodes Lord Trivehicus!

The Matrix's wisdom shoots into cocaine Monkey!

Cocaine Monkey: HLKSHDILHFILHFL - Wait, I'm gettin' smart. What's happeningg.........

El Stinky: Snifff! I don't smell stinky anymore.

Rampage raises is fist high in the air, victorious!

Suddenly, Dark Legion gets up. He walks towards Rampage. But, Rampage spots him. Dark LEgion stops, "No more, Rampage, grant me mercy, I beg of you!"

Rampage: You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff!"

Megatron NEO passes and spots Dark Legiond about to grab a rifle. "No you don't Dark Legion!!"

Megatron NEo jumps him! They fight! Rampage aims his gun and says, "Out of the way Megatron NEO."

Dark Legion throws Megs NEO to the ground. He grabs the rifle and shoots Rampage! "Fall! Fall!!!! Falll!!!!!!!!!"

Rampage falls to the ground. Dark Legion walks to him, "I would've waited an eternity for this. It's over, Rampage."

Rampage rears up and clobbers him, "NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dark Legion flies 50 feet in the air and falls like a rock. He hits the ground hard. Dead and defeated.

Lord Trivehicus and his lackeys are escorted into a prison. They wait. Soon, guards rush in and grab Lord Trivehicus! Dark Legion tries to stop them but gets shocked by bolts of electricity from the bars! A strange dark figure says to him, "Soon, you shall also recieve your sentence."

Lord Trivehicus is escorted out on to a plank, hanging over a pit of Sharkticons. Riboflavin smiles and turns to a figure high above on the top of stairs, "What is the verdict? Do you find the defendant: Guilty or Innocent?"

Lord Trivehicus groans, "Spare me this mockery of Justice!"
Riboflavin turns his attention again to the figure, "I repeat, guilty or innocent?"
We see that it's Megatron NEO up there. He spins around and says, "You have mocked me long enough, I find you: Innocent!"

Lord Trivehicus drops into the pit and gets turned into shark meat.