Rattrap: From the folks who brought you The Titanic Tussle of the TF`s 1 and 2 and The battle between classic Cybertron and CYber Cheetor. We bring you.........LIOCONVOY Vs. TRANSFORMINATOR!!!!!
Jetstorm: Well, this should be an interseting fight, I wonder who`s gonna die first?

Rattrap: For this fight we`re gonna let our contestants choose 4 partners! So we can see lots of people die! And hopefully lots of things blow up.... Let look to the feild.

*Jazz stands in the middle of the feild, glancing at both Convoy and Transforminator.*

Jazz: Okay you cool cats, time to choose your teams.

*Lioconvoy chooses first*

Lioconvoy: Hmm..... I`ll take Grimlock, Rampage, Storm Call, and Mira.

*The four appear in the feild*

Jazz: And you Transforminator?

Transforminator: I`LL TAKE OTG, EL STINKY, DIACLONE,AND......MRS.POTTER!!!!!!

*The crowd gasps as the four of them also appear on the feild*

Mrs.Potter: Hello ya...

*Mrs.Potter`s hair is fried by an off-aimed missle. Lioconvoy taps Mira on the shoulder.*

Lioconvoy: I thought I told you not to miss.

*Jazz gathers them in front of each other*

Jazz: Alright guys,I want a nice clean fight......What the heck?! Who am I kiddin`? Just kill each other! Now let`s get it on!

*The bell dings as the sides go at it. After a few minutes, Transforminators team is on the ground bleeding a bruised*

Transforminator: We`re not through yet! I call apoun THE MEGAZORD!!!!

*The Dinozords come out of their respective hiding places as Transforminator sits in the T-Rex, Mrs.Potter in the Sabertooth, Diaclone in the Triceratops, El Stinky in the Mammoth, and OTG in the Pteradactly. They quickly form the Megazord.*

Jetstorm: Alright!! Now they can just step on them!!!

Rattrap: Don`t you ever look before you talk? It seems that Lioconvoy`s team has a trick of their own.

*The sun begins to set, on the horizon, you can see the outline of four robotic lions. As they run closer you can see the Pilots. Lioconvoy is in the Black Lion, Grimlock is in the Green Lion, Rampage is in the Red Lion, Mira is in th Blue Lion, and Storm Call is in the feirce Yellow Lion*

Lioconvoy: Ready to go team??

Mira: What does this botton do? Oh! A flame thrower!

Storm Call: For the last time Transforminator I`m A girl!!! G-I-R-L. GIRL!!!!!!!!

Rampage: Ready anytime you are Convoy.

Grimlock: Can I have Transforminator`s head when we`re done? OH! Yeah, I`m ready!

Lioconvoy: Then let`s form Voltron!

*The Lions begin to roar and change to fit the parts of Voltron that they are*

Lioconvoy: Mira, Storm Call. Form feet and legs.
Rampage, Grimlock. Form Arms and body. And I`ll form the head!

*Voltron`s transformation is complete. The sun light glistens on Voltron`s armor*

Storm Call: Pay back time you underated piece of crap!

*Veiw moves to anouncer`s booth*

Rattrap: WHOA!! That`s what I call a "Heavy Metal War"

Jetstorm: I got money on Voltron!

*The MEgazord attacks first with a few puthetic punches that Voltron easily moves out of the way of. Voltron`s Green Lion decks Megazord right in the face*

Mira: Nice shot Grimlock!

Grimlock: It`s from all that practice with Transforminator...except you don`t have to put this one back together....

*The Megazord fall from a kick by the Yellow Lion*

OTG: Screw this! We need the power sword!!

*The Power Sword falls from the sky and the Megazord picks it up*

ElStinky: Now you`ll will meet your doom! *Puthetic excuess for an evil laugh ensues*

Rampage: *Raising an eyebrow* Nice laugh....all the stupid villains would be proud.

*Megazord charges at Voltron with the sword. Rampage meerly puts the Red Lion out and Megazord runs right into it*

Grimlock: Enough already! Let`s put these guys out of their misery!

Lioconvoy: Alright, Rampage, Grimlock. FORM BLAZING SWORD!

*The sword forms in Voltron`s hand like it does in the show (which I thought was cool by the way)and the Green Lion let`s out a roar!*

Grimlock: I LOVE doing that!

*With one swipe of The Blazing Sword, Megazord falls down and explodes like one of his own cheap villains. Everyone inside the Megazord is killed. And TS runs onto the feild*

TS: My creations!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*Convoy`s team get`s out of Voltron and examines the wreckage*

Grimlock: Hey! Look what I found! Transforminator`s head!! Just what I always wanted!!!!!!

*Grimlock begins to kick the head around like a soccer ball as the others join in. We switch veiws one more time to the announcer`s booth*

Rattrap: Well, THAT was intersting. I saw people die AND something explode!

Jetstorm: Yeah! And I won the bet! Pay up ANTI-MON!

Rattrap: Well, ladies and gentle-bots. Time to go so Good fight and good night.