All characters in the following story are of no relation to the current posters of the year 2000.  Any similarities or names are of pure coincedance (yeah right).

A peek into the message boards of 1986:

Super Megatron: Hey guys and gals, guess what?  I heard a rumor that they are going to make a transformer movie!

Cybertron: No way!  That is far out!  I can’t believe that they’re going to do one.  It's a dream come true!

Bumblejumper: I don’t know about you guys, but I’m worried.  I heard that they are making Megatron die in the movie.

Marajuana Monkey: They should make a He-man movie! AYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAY!

Cybertron: Don’t tempt me, or I will erase your posts.

Storm Watch: Yeah, I hear it might not be good.  You saw the My Little Pony movie.

Turtle bot: I didn’t watch that one.  If Megatron dies, then who’d be the villain?

Grimlock: Hasbro says that it is going to be some huge planet named Unicron.  It’s crazy.  Unicron is a god, not a planet.

Super Megatron: I hear you Grimlock.

Autobot Christopher: You know who’s fault it is: Bob what’s his name.

Jazz: I can’t stand it! They kill off the best leader of the Decepticons and replace him with a planet???  How can a planet lead the Decepticons???

Turtle Bot: I’m telling you, this is not good.  The TF universe will not be the same.  Did the writers even watch the TV show?  Did they even read the comic books?

Storm Watch:  *****Possible Spoiler***** Optimus dies and gets replaced with Rodimus Prime.   I think that that is just some Fan conjured up name.

Super Megatron: Rodimus Prime?  What kind of a name is that?  It’s got to be something original.

Grimlock: I also here that the Airial Bots, the Stunticons, and even Beach comber are not going to appear.  They also said that Jazz and Cliff Jumper will get very little screen time.  The team will supposedly be replaced with a new one and be led by someone named Ultra Magnatron.

Super Megatron: Ultra Magnatron?  I hear it’s something more like Ultra Magnus.

Storm Watch: There’s going to be a girl autobot in the movie.  Her name will be RC I think.

Vitamin B12: What kind of a car is she?  A remote controlled one?  By the way, what do you think of my new name?

Turtle Bot:  Vitamin B12, it’s kinda long.  I looked it up, it’s also called Riboflavin.

Vitamin B12: Riboflavin, I like that.

Cybertron: Let’s not stray from the topic, this TF movie may not be that bad.  I heard that Spike is older and has a son.  It’s supposed to be in the year 2005.

Super Megatron: Wow, 2005, that’s a long way off.

Autobot Christopher: Yeah, real far out.

Not Hasbro: Possible Spoiler: Optimus Prime dies and this Unicron fellow changes him into Rodimus Prime.

Grimlock: Ugh! Not Hasbro, I’m not talking to you.

Chirsrobot: I hear that a guy named Stan Bush is going to be doing the music for it.  Weird Al is also going to be doing one of the songs.  Groovy, man!

Super Megatron: Weird Al is nice, but Lion is going to play.  That’s cool.

Thrust: Actually, a canadian band is going to do one, their name is Spectra General.

Vitamin B12: Thrust? What kind of a name is that.  It sounds like some fencing move.

Thrust: I picked my name because he’s a cool guy.

Vitamin B12: Huh?

Thrust: You’ll see…

Turtle Bot: Great stuff.  There’s also going to be something called the Matrix in it.

Thrust: The Matrix, isn’t that a movie with Keanu Reeves in it?

Super Megatron: Keanu Reeves? Isn’t he the guy in Bill and Ted’s excellent Adventure?

Turtle Bot: Uh-huh.

Cybertron: The Matrix is supposed to be something where you get the TFs from.  It’s in the comics.  It’s called THE CREATION MATRIX.

Super Megatron: I never heard of it.

Jazzjumper: I’ve heard a rumor that Spike gets eaten by the planet.

Super Megatron: That’s good news.  There’s no one that is more annoying than that witwicky kid.

Turtle Bot: He has a kid in it.

Super Megatron: He what?

Cybertron: It’s true, he’s got a kid named Daniel.  He wears these giant goofy metal clothes that transform, I think.  Does anyone know where baby Tfs come from?

Jazz Jumper: I think it’s all just a hoax.  Hasbro is not putting such a thing together.  Besides, all those movie reviews about it being great can’t be true.  No movie is that great to shape the TF universe like the show.

Constructicons: Classic Cyb, don't bring such a thing up.  It's gross.  Actually, it's not.  They come from the Quintessons, after they make'em.

Not Hasbro: Why can't we all just GET ALONG?

Grimlock: The Dinobots are supposed to get crunched in the movie.  There is also a new fleet of decepticons that are going to replace the old one.  It's going to be led by a guy named Galvatron.  They've got to think he's a Super Galvatron to take over Megatron's spot.

Super Megatron: Super Galvatron. I like that.

Cybertron: New group of autobot? New group of Decepticons? No Optimus, no Megatron?  This doesn't sound like a good movie.

Turtle Bot: We'll just have to see...

Super Megatron: Wow! That TF movie was fantastic!  It was everything a TF movie should be.  An epic one that could even rival Star Wars.

Turtle Bot: Definately.  The only thing better than TF Movie is Starwars, but that movie is pretty much dead.       I wish they'd make a sequel to the Star wars episodes.

RC Cheetah racer: Actually, I'd like to see how Darth Vader is when he was young.  Too bad they won't ever make a movie about that.

Cybertron: I haven't seen the TF movie yet, but I hear that it's real cool!

Super Megatron: Yeah, it was!  That Nimoy guy made Galvatron be so cool.  I'm thinkin' of changin' my name.  What do you suggest?

Cybertron: How about Super Rodimus?

Super Megatron: Naa!  I'll think of something.  One thing I can tell you about the movie, but it may spoil it for you, so don't read further.
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*Spoiler* Megatron and Optimus fight to the death and Optimus dies and Megatron becomes the new guy named Galvatron.

Turtle Bot: The TF movie was cool.  Grimlock, can you put up a movie review for us?

Cybertron: Grimlock, if you do, can I use it at TF.net?

Rampagin' Rumble:  You know where TF. net takes you?  It takes you to Terrible Frogs. net!

Cybertron: I thought everyone would already know by now that I mean Transformers.net.

Grimlock: I would, but it is just way to long.  Besides, it would spoil it for all of you! :)

Not Hasbro: The TF movie still doesn't come out here in Canada till September!  I'm so jealous of you!

Super Megatron: I'm telling you, it's worth the wait.  That villain of is really a Super Galvatron... hmmm.  Unicron is pretty cool too.  He's really a giant _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!

Not Hasbro: A what?

Super Megatron: I'll tell you one thing, he's not just a planet.

Turtle Bot: There is one thing, though, that I didn't like.  There's a character named Wheelie in it.  He is so annoying.  He reminds me of that scooter in the gobots!

Sparkplug: Gobots rock!

Cybertron: What is that guy doin' here?

Not Hasbro: I still don't get what Unicron really is.

Super Megatron: Want to play hangman?

Not Hasbro: That game's groovy!  Um, give me a T!