On the first day of Beast Machines, Bob Skir gave to me...
the Maximals running like sissies. (Maximals: "Aaaah!")

On the second day of Beast Machines, Bob Skir gave to me...
Megatron the engine. (Megatron: "I miss my legs.")
and the Maximals running like sissies.(Maximals: "Aaaah!")

On the third day of Beast Machines, Bob Skir gave to me...
a very dumb plot twist. (Megatron: "Maximals as Vehicons, yes!")
Megatron the engine. ("I really miss my legs.")
and the Maximals running like sissies. (Maximals: "Aaaah!")

On the fourth day of Beast Machines, Bob Skir gave to me...
Rattrap's ugly body. (Rattrap: "What's this shit?")
a very dumb plot twist. (Megatron: "This couldn't possibly backfire.")
Megatron the engine. (Megatron: "I miss my skates, too.")
and the Maximals running like sissies. (Maximals: "Aaaah!")

On the fifth day of Beast Machines, Bob Skir gave to me...
THAT FREAK NIGHTSCREAM! (Nightscream: "Why do you hate me?")
Rattrap's ugly body. (Rattrap: "This bites!")
a very dumb plot twist. (Megatron: "No one's ever thought of this before!")
Megatron the engine. (Megatron: "Do I DO anything?")
and the Maximals running like sissies. (Maximals: "Aaaah!")

On the sixth day of Beast Machines, Bob Skir gave to me...
Rattrap is a moron. (Rattrap: "Maybe Megatron will give me a gun.")
THAT FREAK NIGHTSCREAM! (Nightscream: "If I had a gun I'd shoot myself!")
Rattrap's ugly body. (Rattrap: "I look like Mickey Mouse fer Christ's sake!")
a very dumb plot twist. (Megatron: "The irony! Think of the irony!")
Megatron the engine. (Megatron: "I'm like a snake or something!")
and the Maximals running like sissies. (Maximals: "Aaaah!")

On the seventh day of Beast Machines, Bob Skir gave to me...
Silverbolt is Thrust? (Thrust: "Stand aside or die, citizen!")
Rattrap is a moron. (Rattrap: "Maybe he'll forget those dozens of times I shot him?")
THAT FREAK NIGHTSCREAM! (Nightscream: "I'm better than Wheelie, right?")
Rattrap's ugly body. (Rattrap: "Who built this body, Disney?")
a very dumb plot twist. (Megatron: "My new Vehicon: Optimus Prime!")
Megatron the engine. (Megatron: "Vroom! Vroom!")
and the Maximals running like sissies. (Optimus: "Phew, gettin' tired...")

On the eighth day of Beast Machines, Bob Skir gave to me...
Tankorr is Rhinox. (Rhinox: "Who didn't see that comin'?")
Silverbolt is Thrust? (Thrust: "So I can't make out with BA anymore?")
Rattrap is a moron. (Rattrap: "I'm sure he'll be reasonable about it...")
THAT FREAK NIGHTSCREAM! (Nightscream: "I suck!")
Rattrap's ugly body. (Rattrap: "Me too!")
a very dumb plot twist. (Megatron: "Maybe I should clone Dinobot again?")
Megatron the engine. (Megatron: "Where's my duck?")
and the Maximals running like sissies. (Maximals: "Aaaah!")

On the ninth day of Beast Machines, Bob Skir gave to me...
Rhinox is a traitor. (Rhinox: "Rhinox isn't home right now.")
Tankorr is Rhinox. (Rhinox: "Was anybody actually surprised?")
Silverbolt is Thrust? (Thrust: "I used to have wings...and feet...")
Rattrap is a moron. (Rattrap: "I know! I'll shoot Megs with the gun he gives me! I'm a friggin' genius!")
THAT FREAK NIGHTSCREAM! (Nightscream: "Goodbye cruel world!")
Rattrap's ugly body. (Rattrap: "My toy ain't goin' nowhere...")
a very dumb plot twist. (Megatron: "Multiple toys! Multiple profits! Yes!")
Megatron the engine. (Megatron: "Hey...I have pupils?")
and the Maximals running like sissies. (Cheetor: "Ahh, I tripped!")

On the tenth day of Beast Machines, Bob Skir gave to me...
Cybertron's organic. (Maximals: "What the F*CK???")
Rhinox is a traitor. (Rhinox: "I've been evil twice...count 'em, twice!")
Tankorr is Rhinox. (Rhinox: "And Darth Vader is Luke's father.")
Silverbolt is Thrust? (BA: "I will save you!")
Rattrap is a moron. (Rattrap: "Hey, it's my friends! Think I'll shoot 'em!")
THAT FREAK NIGHTSCREAM! (Optimus: "Nightscream, don't do it!")
Rattrap's ugly body. (Rattrap: "Let him do it!")
a very dumb plot twist. (Megatron: "When the bat dies, I'll reprogram HIM as a Vehicon too!")
Megatron the engine. (Megatron: "Wh...no guns????")
and the Maximals running like sissies. (Maximals: "Aaaah!")

On the eleventh day of Beast Machines, Bob Skir gave to me...
the Key to Vector Sigma. (Alpha Trion: "Remember me?")
Cybertron's organic. (BA: "So much for that Primus theory.")
Rhinox is a traitor. (Rhinox: "I'm, like, the only REAL robot here.")
Tankorr is Rhinox. (Rhinox: "Thrust? Looks like a Go-Bot.")
Silverbolt is Thrust? (Thrust: "Hey, screw you!")
Rattrap is a moron. (Rattrap: "Call me crazy, but I like this suit!")
THAT FREAK NIGHTSCREAM! (Nightscream: "Damn hair's in my eyes...")
Rattrap's ugly body. (Rattrap: "Was Skir STONED or what?")
a very dumb plot twist. (Megatron: "Why, this chair could be a Vehicon!")
Megatron the engine. (Megatron: "Boy, is that guy a dope.")
and the Maximals running like sissies. (Optimus: "Hey, a quarter!")

On the last two days of Beast Machines, Bob Skir gave to meeee...
a bastardized planet. (Cheetor: "What's with all the damn flowers?")
the Key to Vector Sigma. (Skir: "See? I gave you continuity!")
Cybertron's organic. (BA: "It's called CYBER-F*CKING-TRON!")
Rhinox is a traitor. ("Is anyone even listening to me?")
Tankorr is Rhinox. (Rhinox: "My shock value's run out.")
Silverbolt is Thrust? (Jetstorm: "Hey, why don't I get any lines?")
Rattrap is a moron. (Rattrap: "Hey, wait...if Megatron has this suit, why the hell ain't HE usin' it?")
THAT FREAK NIGHTSCREAM! (Optimus: "Where's Nightscream?")
(Cheetor: "I think he ran off crying.")
(BA: "Should we go after him?")
(Optimus: "......Nah.")
Rattrap's ugly body. (Rattrap: "I ain't sayin' anything. Go to the next verse.")
a very dumb plot twist. (Megatron: "Now the Dinobots...they would make GREAT Vehicons...")
Megatron the engine. (Megatron: "Skir will taste the wrath of a thousand deaths!...If I can ever F*CKING MOVE!"")
and the Max-i-mals run-ning like sis-sies! (Maximals: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--huff, puff--aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!")