9 insane lunatics...

1 message board....

and the Bragging Rights as the Craziest Poster Ever...

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Megatron NEO rubs his head thoughtfully, "Just who will be our ultimate surviving wacko?"

Naes Pox chuckles, "My bet's going for El Stinky."

Megatron NEO clears his throat.  "Ahem, the rules are the same as the Survivor tv show - "

"That show rocked!!!" Obsidian and Lioconvoy scream from the sidelines.

Megatron NEO gestures with his hand.  Riboflavin takes out a fusion cannon and gives Obsidian and Lioconvoy a hair shave.  Megatron NEO covers his mouth with his hand and snickers.  "You see, Super Galvatron, you're not the only one with a servant and secutrity here...you've got Devastator, I've got Riboflavin."

"You got what?" Naes asked.  "N-E-wayz, a few changes in the rules is that we get to simulate several different kinds of fight scenes for them.  You've seen mortal kombat?  No.  THis isn't like that.  Thanks to the X-Men, we've got the use of the Danger Room.  But enough of that, we'll have a mixture of fights and votings with the High COuncil.  Each day, we'll vote of one of the insane wackos and the one left will be labveleed as the Craziest Poster of All time!"

"But now let's meet out lunatics," Megatron Neo says, "I don't care much for who they are, I'll jsut name their names: Diaclone, Anti-mon, El Stinky, TRANSFORMINATOR, Lord Trivehicus, Mrs. Potter, Pinky and Da Brain, 'i want storm calls hot bod', and the one who started it all: cocainemonkey."

Naes Pox gathers the lunatics around a table.  Torches are lined up behind each lunatic.  "You know what to do."

Diaclone goes up to the voitng poll.  He shows who he voted off: EL Stinky.  "Man, his *** smells bad."

Anti-mon fiishes up.  "Diaclone: real jerk."

El Stinky rubbs his hands together.  "I vote off Diaclone, cause he thinks he's sooooooooooo hot, when he's not.  I also got to beat him in the tussle and - "

"Hurry it up!" Megatron NEO orders.

"ALright!" EL stinky screams back, running back to his seat.

Lord Trivehicus holds up the card.  "Pinky and the Brain; big jackasses!!!"

Finally, all of them stare tensely as the votes are counted by Super Galvatron and DBX.

DBX shakes his head.  "I knwo how embarrassing it is to be the first oen voted off, but it has to come. Pinky and Da Brain.  You're out."

"Narf!" they saya s they waddle out.

Storm Call explodes from the stadium side lines.  "What?  Why didn't the pervert get voted off?"

"Don't worry," Naes says to her.

"Dat's roight!" Megatron NEO says, patting Strom Call's back.  "Donk worry cause the next match requires your expertice."

"YOu mean I get to use my martial arts?"

"No!  I mean we need a pack of wild animals.  It's going to be a mixture of Naes' favorite movie and Silverbolt."

"What's that?" eveyrone asks.</font>

<b><font color=purple>"MIDIEVEL TIMES!!! WITH TIGERS!!!"</font></b>

<font color=orange>The ERB erupts in an explosion of happiness.  Naes raises hsi hands for silence.  "That'll be tomorrow.  The lunatics may now be escorted back to their cells."

Everyone leaves the ERB stadium and entered the hallway leading to their rooms.

Grimlock taps AC's back.  "Is it jsut me, or does this hallway deal remind yuou f a prison?"

"You forgot the aircon and the carpeted floor, silly." AC says back.  "This si a hotel with a bloody stadium for tussles and such."

"Cool!" Ravage X says, running to them with Chi Psy Upsilon.

"Can't wait!" tarantuals3000 agrees.

Naes nudges Megatron Neo.  "I can't wait for tomorrow, cause thy shall be able to talk like this.  Thou shalt smite thee with thy sword!  Protect thy humble kingdom of ERB!"

"Shattap!"

"Nay!  I shant shattap!  Grasp thy destiny! The original night poster spake!"