Happy Birthday, Obsidian!
May 27, 2000

All: Happy Birthday, Obsidian!

Obsidian: Thanks guys!

Clasic Cybertron: Well, I’ve been saving up money, and I decided to buy you something to show my appreciation.  Here!

Storm Call: It’s huge!

Sage of Halo: What is it?  A car?

Riboflavin: It looks as big as a cow!

Obsidian (unwrapping it quickly):  It’s…it’s…it is a cow.

Cow: Moooooooo!

Clasic Cybertron: So, what dya think?

Super Galvatron: Hmmm… Hamburgers.

Obsidian: Don’t you dare come near my cow with that steak knife!

Arcee Cheetah kitten: Ewww!  Sick!  Gross!  Stand away from that cow!

Super Galvatron: You want food?  Here, Arcee Cheetah, 1 pound of sugar!  Fetch!

Arcee Cheetah: Arf!

Grimlock: Yes!  Make peace.  War only -argh!  Super Galvatron stepped on me!

Lion Convoy: Stop him!  He’s drooling all over the floor!

Obsidian:  Yeah!  Someone stop Super Galvatron!

Lion Convoy: Actually, I was referring to your cow.  Yuck!  He’s pissing all over the floor!

Obsidian: So?

TS (walking in): Oh my!  It’s a Digimon!  Wait!  It’s cowmon!

Super Galvatron: It’s delicious!

TS: Obsidian, I didn’t know you were the eighth child?

Obsidian: I’m not!

TS:  I bet your cowmon can whip a jiggly puff into the next galaxy!

Super Galvatron: Oh yeah!  Pokemon is better!  Jiggly Puff would…would…hmmm, what would Jiggly Puff do?

Turtalator:……

Super Galvatron: That’s it!  Jiggly Puff would put him to sleep!

Obsidian: It’s not a cowmon!  It’s a -

Arcee Cheetah: Cowpie!

Obsidian: Yea-Noooooo!

TS: Hmmm.  I like pie!

CHRISBOT neo: What kind of pie?

TS: COWPIE!

Lord Greymon/CB Neo/Cheetah Bot: Ewwwwwww!

Arcee Cheetah: I’ve got umlimited internet but no weekends!

Obsidian: What’s that got to do with anything?  And how can you not have weekends.  Every week has a weekend.  There’s no way you can’t!

Riboflavin: Never mind!  Here’s my gift to you!

Obsidian opens it: It’s a turnip.

Riboflavin: It’s a rutabaga.

Obsidian: Oh.

TS: It’s a tiny greymon!  Digivolve!

Grimlock: Enough!  This is a BEAST MACHINES EPISODE REVIEW BOARD!

Lion Convoy: Um, it says Episode Review board on the top of the page.  That pretty much means we can talk about anything as long as it'’ a TV show.

Clasic Cybertron: As long as you keep it on the topic.  Mission Impossible 2 stunk!

Storm Call: I thought Tom Hanks was kinda cute in it!

Super Galvatron: What?  Tom Hanks wasn’t in that movie!

Storm Call: Yes he was!  He was the long haired guy on the bike!

Naes Pox: I’m here, I’m finally here when people are talkin’!

Silence.

Naes Pox: Hello?  Oh well, bye!

Megatron NEO: Anyone, anyone?  Why is it that there’s nobody whenever I come?  Ugh!  K, bye!

Grimlock peeking out of tiny closet drawer: They’re gone.

Clasic Cybertron: Good, now we can all get out of this tight drawer!

Devastator: Hey!  I found something in the back of this drawer!  Unnnngggghhh!

Super Galvatron: It’s Turtalator!

Grimlock: And Mira!  So that’s where they’ve been!

Perpetual sucker: Quick mouth to mouth resuscitation!

Obsidian: This is it!  I’ve had it!  This is getting too weird!  I’m leaving to go watch MI2.  Come on, cowmon!

Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Sage of Halo: Wait!  I wasn’t able to give you my gift!  A fruit tree seed!   Hey!  Come back!  The seeds of the future lie buried in the past, you know?!  Eeeep!  No need for such an evil gesture, pal!  And tell Obsidian not to do it either!  It’s sick!

Cow: Moooooooooooooo!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OBSIDIAN ON MAY 27, 2000!