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The Hasbro Office Meeting

A look into the office of Hasbro:

HASBRO CEO: I've got an idea! Since the fans LOVE Noble and Britannica, er, Botanica, than we can introduce our new phaze of TFs.

2nd CEO: What's that?

CEO: We introduce the idea that a TF's beast mode is a person.  It worked for Terminator 2.  So, why not for us?

2nd CEO: Right.

CEO: Then, after we have human/beast and robot modes, than we can move to the new beast to beast mode style robots.  They will have a human mode as one and a lion or something as the other.

2nd CEO: Animorphs!  Brilliant.  I love the idea!

3rd CEO: A winner! (thumbs up)

Bob Skir walks in, "I've got the first name for the Animorph: Bot Skir and Marty Isenbot!"

CEO: Excellent! I can't wait to see what you come up with next!

2nd CEO: Those lab rat audiances will love the animorphs.  I know a bunch of kids that will like them, my son for instance.

3rd CEO:  I'll buy the first toy!

CEO: We'll also have the show in computer graphics!

Bob Skir: No! Better yet, how about sock puppets!

CEO: Brilliant! It hasn't been done, but how are they going to transform?

Bob SKir: They don't need to, we just have to slap Transformers on the box and they'd buy it! AHAHAHAHAHAAH!

CEO: I can't wait to role in that dough!

Bob Skir: We'll have so much that we can bake bread with it!

2nd CEO: Alright! What's next for the TF line?

3rd CEO: I've got it! Human's to humans, chameleon style!

Bob SKir: Drop the alternate mode! Just call the leader Optimus and they'd agree that it's transformers!  Ahahahaha! The fools!

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