Diaclone (with a moptop beatles style hair): Okay you lunkheads, unload the merchandise!

TRANSFORMINATOR: EYAHHH!!! THERE'S THE FISH!

O.T.G: (in a raspy voice) Yeah. Fish for sale.

Triceradon: Hello, what's this?

Diaclone: Alright, our first suck, er, I mean customer. Here are some cools tuff even YOU cannot find on Ebay.

TRANSFORMINATOR: EVEN SWQQKY don't have 'em! Nuk-nuk!

Triceradon: WHat doe sthis fish thing transform into?

O.T.G: Simple, bean brain, it transforms into a pirahna!

Triceradon: It jsut looks like a mesed up Injector to me. And how much?

Diacloen: For yous: $5000 smackers!

Triceradon: Forget it!

O.T.G: Hey! He's gettin' away!

Diaclone: He woudl've bought some of our toys if it wasn't for your ugly mugs!

TRANSFORMINTOR( in a high pitched voice): What?

Diaclone: That's right, knumskull! You heard me!

TRANSFORMINATOR: LET ME AT'EM! LET ME AT'EM! Wup-Wup-Wup-wuo-wupo!

O.T.G: DOn't punch his lights out!

Diaclone: Listen, bonebrain, you see this finger?

DBX: Hey! This is supposed to be a G rated board! THink about what AC would say!

Diaclone: I didn't ask for your opinion, you jar of clay! Follow my finger.

TRANSOFMRINATOR AND OTG instinctively follow it. Diaclone kicks them, sending them smashing intot he AUG boards.

Diacloen (dusting hands): That takes care o' those lunkheads.

TRANSFORMINTOR: We're back!

Diaclone: Eeep! Man, you're soo ugly, yo're probably not popular with the ladies.

OTG: Is it jsut me, or was that last insult a little weak?

TRANSFORMINTOR: YEAH IT WAS! Nyuk-nyuk!

Diacloen: You too are so fat, well, you're not too thin.

TRANSFORMINTOR: GOOD! LET'S GET'em while he's down!

A brawl insues.

Naes Pox and Grimlock come with Lionconvoy and DBX.

Naes: Got the nitro glycerine?

Grimlock: Check.

Naes: Dynamite?

Lioconvoy: Check.

Naes: Acid and TNT and other deadly weapons used by Arnold Shwarzenegger?

DBX: Check.

Naes: Beer?

SG: Check.

Naes (smiling): Good to know someone who can order beer legally. Let's blast 'em!!!!!!!!!

KABOOOOOOMMMMM

THe three stooges of the ERB have been blown to smitherenes!

Everyone cheers!