Terry:  Hey Bruce!
Bruce:  What?
Terry:  Open up, man
Bruce:  What do you want, kid?
Terry:  Dana just caught me!
Bruce:  You let her catch you?
Terry:  I don’t know how I let this happen
Bruce:  With what?
Terry:  The suit and the cowl… you know
Bruce:  Uh-oh
Terry:  I don’t know what to do!
Bruce:  Say it wasn’t you
Terry:  Alright…
 

Dana came in and she caught me red-handed
Changing in the bathroom stall
Picture this, I was almost naked
Putting on the suit and cowl
How could I forget that I was meeting her there at three
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

(Bruce)
How could you have given Dana a perfect chance to see ya
Why couldn’t you have dressed up in a room with tinted windows
She might decide to sell you out to Jokerz and other killahs
You better hope that girlfriend girl won’t alert the media
Give her amnesia, knock her out, do it today
If she still remembers, better dump her, run away
Never admit to a word when she say
Makes a claim and you tell her baby no way

(Terry) But my jacket’s on the counter
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Saw batarangs on the sofa
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) I even left one in the shower
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) She even caught me on camera
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Saw the cowl on my shoulder
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Heard my voice changin’ lower
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Heard me hum my song for her
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) She stayed until it was over

Dana came in and she caught me red-handed
Dressing in the bathroom stall
Picture this, I was almost naked
Putting on the suit and cowl
I had tried to keep her from this Batman identity
Why should she believe me when it makes sense perfectly

(Bruce)
Make sure she knows it's not you and say it’s Nelson Nash
Or it was the girls’ room – it was Chelsea or Max
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Say you’re not the type to be wearing black spandex
This never happened to me or the team back in the past
We’d disappear before Bullock and Gordon saw our tracks
Terry, your answer: go over there
But if she has the camera you better run fast

(Terry) But my jacket’s on the counter
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Saw batarangs on the sofa
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) I even left one in the shower
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) She even caught me on camera
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Saw the cowl on my shoulder
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Heard my voice changin’ lower
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) Heard me hum my song for her
(Bruce) It wasn’t me
(Terry) She stayed until it was over

Dana came in and she caught me red-handed
Dressing in the bathroom stall
Picture this, I was almost naked
Putting on the suit and cowl
How could I forget that I was meeting her there at three
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

Gonna tell her that I’m sorry for the pain that I’ve caused
I’ve been listening to your reasoning, it makes no sense at all
Gonna tell her that I’m sorry for the pain that I’ve caused
For a former billionaire playboy, you are completely lost