Clasic Cybertron vs. CyBeR ChEeToR
May 4, 2000

Rattrap smiles into the camera, "Hello, folks!  Code Orange, it's a Tussle.  Yup, it's good to see you all again here for another exciting death match.  Nope, no TFs this time.  This time, it's a deathmatch between Cyber Cheetor (from Beastmachine.net) and our heroic, handsome, intelligent, all around cool, Clasic Cybertron!"

The crowds burst cheering!

Jetstorm flew in, "You forgot something, vermin.  This match is going to be held as a virtual one.  We will place both of these Cyber dudes into a Matrix style of world.  There will be no rules.  Gravity is there, but you can overcome it, jsut like in that Keanu Reevs movie: The Matrix!"

Diagnostic drone flew up to them, "Also, they will be able to request any weapon they want.  A teammate will be controlling it from the outside.  He'd send in the itme they want into the Cyber world, and it will cause instant mayhem!  Clasic Cybertron has had a hard time picking his teammate.  But he's decided that this technical and highly CGI style of job requires the expertise of Megadrive.  Cyber Cheetor has decided to take Cyber Raptor from THE ALLIANCE to be his teammate.  Now let's get this bout on!"

Jazz got into the center of the ring.  Hundreds of wires spread accross the ring floor.  Clasic Cybertron and Cyber Cheetor were plugged into the main Matrix Computer.  Jazz smiled, "Hey, cool cats.  The Matrix world they're in has absolutley nobody!  That means, they can tear apart the city without harming any one.  As you can see, our two contestants are ready.  Cyber Raptor and Megadrive are too.  Okay everyone, put on your virtual glasses so we can view the fight.  BTW, cussing has been ommitted with our digital replacer.  So, if their voice sounds kinda weird, it means that it was replaced with a 'good' word."

Claisc Cybertron looked around at their new surroundings.  The two of them were on top of a sky scraper.  A few buildings lay farther away, about a few 100 feet.  Cyber Cheetor dropped down behind Clasic Cybertron.  "Take this, creative one!" Cyber Cheetor screamed.

Clasic Cybertron flew backwards from the heavy punch he recieved.  "Is that the best you can do?"

"No!  Cyber Raptor, give Clasic Cybertron a tate of your Java!!!" Cyber Cheetor yelled, swinging his arms in wide circles!

Suddenly, giant letters flew from the sky and slammed into Clasic Cybertron, sending him sprwaling on the floor.

Rattrap exclaimed, "Holy Pastuerized cheese!  Cyber Cheetor, although with little knowledge about the Cyber world, has used a giant scrolling Java Script to knock Clasic Cybertron out!"

"I'm not out yet," Clasic Cybertron said, getting up, "Megadrive, give me a gattling gun and a grenade launcher!"

A gattling gun and grenade launcher appeared in his hands.  "Time to dance, you son of a gun!"

Hundreds of bullets unleashed themselves at Cyber Cheetor.  Cyber Cheetor shrieked, "Cyber Raptor, help!"

"Gotcha!" A voice echoed from above.  "Begin downloading!"

The bullets continued their flight towards Cyber Cheetor.  Suddenly, he seemed to become a blur while his feet remained planted.  Clasic Cybertron stared shocked as he emptied 10 thousand bullets into thin air.  Cyber Cheetor dodged them all!

Jetstorm chuckled, "We've seent his before in the Matrix, folks.  Cyber Raptor downloaded some kind of thing into Cyber Cheetor so that he can move super quick to dodge bullets like those Agents."

Clasic Cybertron's teeth clenched, "Dodge this slag head."

A billion megaton missile dropped from the sky on to the building.  Clasic Cybertron put on a burst of speed and leaped the 100 feet onto the other building far away!  Cyber Cheetor's jaw dropped at the same time as the bomb.

KABOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

A huge energy blast shook the surrounding area.  Clasic Cybertron shuddered as the air blast blew his jacket all cool and heroic like.  A mega mushroom cloud filled the horizon.  Clasic Cybertron put some sunglasses on, "It's over."

"Dont' count on it, flame burner!" Cyber Cheetor yelled, slamming his fists into Clasic Cybertron's face, shattering his glasses!

Clasic Cybertron exclaimed, "How can you still be alive?!!!"

"That's my secret," Cyber Cheetor smirked,  "Cyber Raptor, give him my reguards from my buddies."

Two forms took shape beside Cyber Cheetor.  Clasic Cybertron gasped, "Diaclone and Not Bob Skir!"

"That's right!" Cyber Cheetor chuckled arrogantly, "These two guys are going to rip you apart while I watch in the comforts of my own couch."

A couch appeared as Cyber Cheetor sat in it.

Clasic Cybertron flicke don his comlink, "Megadrive, give me something, quick!"

TS took form beside Clasic Cybertron.  TS commanded, "TS-digivolve into ultimate form!"

(Digimon-digital monsters-digimons are the champions!)

TS laughed deeply, "Prepare to be crushed underfoot!"

TS leaped into the air and came crashing down on Diaclone and Not Bob Skir, sending them deep into the building's structure!  Clasic Cybertron ran at mac 1 and drove a right kick deep into Cyber Cheetor's head!  Cyber Cheetor flew off the building.  Clasic Cybertron growled, "This ends now!"  He leaped off the building with his super powers and landed on the street with out any harm.  Wait!  Where'd Cyber Cheetor go?

Clasic Cybertron closed his fists!  CHING!  Huge Wolverine like claws came out.  "Where'd that coward go?"

BLAM!

Clasic Cybertron went flat on the street.

"Woa!" Rattrap jumped, "Where'd that come from?  There's nobody there!"

Clasic Cybertron looked up into the empty street.  "Uuuf!" He groaned as his stomach got punched by another phantom fist.  Clasic Cybertron hit the ground.  His face started being slapped around back and forth by the invicible warrior.

Outside on the ring, Rattrap pulled off his vertual glasses first.  He took a peeke into the ring.  His jaw dropped at the site that was in the ring: Cyber Cheetor had disconnected himself and started pounding the helpless Clasic Cybertron that was still stuck in the Cyber World!

Rattrap hooked himself back into the cyber world, "Clasic Cybertron, Cyber Cheetor's pounding your butt!"

"Yeah, I can see that!"

"No, I mean outside," Rattrap said.

Clasic Cybertron popped his gear off and left the cyber world.  He opened his eyes and saw Cyber Cheetor drive a punch into him!  Clasic Cybertron fell off the bed area.  Cyber Cheetor threw the bed over, trying to crush Clasic Cybertron.  Clasic Cybertron rolls out of the way and pulls one of the wires out, "Let me show you how to put the Cyber in Cyber Cheetor!"

Clasic Cybertron jumps and slaps the chord at Cyber Cheetor's face.  Cyber Cheetor, now frapped, fell on the ground.  Clasic Cybertron ran to the CPU sitting on one of the tables.  Cyber Cheetor got up to his feet and grabbed a blade, "This is going to get bloody!"

He charges at Clasic Cybertron with the blade!  Just as he's about to get stabbed, Clasic Cybertron dodges it and smashes the CPU on Cyber Cheetor's head!  Cyber Cheetor flops on the ground, obvoiusly beaten with microchips all over his head.

Jazz throws off his virtual glasses, "It's over, Clasic Cybertron wins!"

Cyber Cheetor suddenly shakes his way out of the pile of chips, "Woa, what a rush!  Wiat a sec, who am I?  Where am I?  And what the world am I doing in a wrestling ring with Jazz?  Oh, by primus, I've got amnesia!  What will I do now to remember that my name is Cyber Cheetor?!!!!!"