CHEETOR: Guidance systems failing!
OPTIMUS: And me without my compass!

CHEETOR: The stasis pods!
RHINOX: But my suitcase is okay, right?

MEGATRON: This planet has energon!
COMPUTER: But no towing service. You'll have to walk home.

DINOBOT: Megatron, you FAILED!
MEGATRON: It's a trait you and I share.
MEGATRON: Isn't that right - Scorponok?
SCORPONOK: Umm, gee, I don't really know...

RATTRAP: You sure you're cut out for this commander gig?
OPTIMUS: Thanks to the power of HasKen, yes!

CHEETOR: It's just a big bug. I'll run back to the Axalon and get some Raid.

WASPINATOR: Wazzpinator under attack! Wazzzpinator engage enemy! Wazzpinator take English lessons! Wazzpinator correct sentence structure! Wazzzpinator always saves more then 1-800-COLLECT!

OPTIMUS: Why start this up again?
MEGATRON: It's good for the ratings.

WASPINATOR: Wazzpinator cannot move!
TARANTULAS: Great. He's constipated again.

RATTRAP: So I get vaped because you're too chicken to go yourself?
OPTIMUS: No, you get vaped because I'm five times your size.
RATTRAP: Eh. Hadn't thought of that.

DINOBOT: And the loser - will be destroyed!
OPTIMUS: Can't they just be given a slap on the wrist?
DINOBOT: And no-one crosses this bridge until you face me.
RATTRAP: Why can't you just ask three riddles like a normal bridgekeeper?
CHEETOR: Hey, Scalebelly, how's about you try a piece of the Bad Kitty, huh?
DINOBOT: All right, I will... hmm, tastes sort of like chicken.
OPTIMUS: Don't hog all of it!
DINOBOT: I will have you recycled with full honors.
OPTIMUS: I go in the "Aluminum" section, okay?
DINOBOT: Silence!

CHEETOR: Optimussssss!
MEGATRON: Yesssssss!
RATTRAP: What'ssssss with thissssss?
RHINOX: I think it'ssssss contagiousssssss!

MEGATRON: You let them escape!
TERRORSAUR: Get used to it.

OPTIMUS: And let it be called - BEAST WARS!