- Accordian music and an angry Megatron should be mutually exclusive.
- Words speak louder than thoughts. Actions speak louder than words. But Rhinox's chaingun speaks loudest.
- When Dinobot says "Be quiet", he MEANS it!
- Blackarachnia is NOT amused by chest jokes.
- Airazor will not leap into bed with you after downing twenty bottles of Jack Daniels. She's a ROBOT, for goodness sake! ROBOTS CAN'T GET DRUNK!!! (All you MUSHers out there: This means you!)
- For Predacons: Trust no one, including yourself. You're likely to betray yourself.
- For Maximals: Whenever something goes wrong, blame Cheetor. Everyone'll believe you.
- Silverbolt doesn't find anything funny about the way he talks.
- Calling Inferno a butt-kisser isn't a joke, it's an invitation for an ass-whupping.
- Making gay jokes or marraige jokes about Dinobot and Rattrap are good
ways to get yourself reduced to trace elements.
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