TRANSFORMINATOR:  YOU COWARD!  COME OUT AND FACE ME YOU ANOYING BIGGATANT BUTTHEAD!  NO! I TAKE THAT BACK!  YOU'RE A BEAVIS AND A BUTTHEAD!!!  UNICRON!  I WANT YOUR HEAD ON A PLATTER!  *WINKS AT STORM CALL*

Grimlock:  Yawn!  Listen you annoying pest, he left already.  And stop winking at Storm Call.

TRANSFORMINATOR:  WHY?  YOU GET TO HUG HER AND KISS HER AND GIVE HER FLOWERS AND CHEESE!  WHY CAN'T I JUST WINK AT HER? *WINK*

Grimlock: *coughlosercough*

TRANSFORMINATOR: WHAT WAS THAT?  AND WHY'D YOU SAY THAT UNICRON IS WORSE THAN ME?  HE'S NOT!!!

Unicron:  You called you sick demented diluted fool!

TRANSFORMINATOR:  AHA!  YOU DARE COME TO ME!  LET'S DANCE!

Unicron:  You cannot hurt me.  You and your little mind can not even begin to grasp the power that I hold!

Grimlock:  *smirk* What?  Claiming to be able to delete posts?

Unicron:  SHATTAP!  This is between me and the four eyed twirp.  I've got no beef with you.

TRANSFORMINATOR:  LOOK AT ME FOOL!  I'M YOUR ENEMY!

Unicron:  Yeah?  Well I know Tae Kwon Do.  Do you?

TRANSFORMINATOR:  OF COURSE I DO!  I TOOK IT UP BECAUSE STORM CALL TOOK IT UP.

Unicron:  Take this then!

*Poog!*

TRANSFORMINATOR:  OUCH!  TAKE THIS!

*Poog*

Storm Call peeks out of her room.

Storm Call:  Grimmy?  What's going on?

Grimlock shakes his head.

Grimlock: I don't know.  These two looneys are battling it out for no apparent reason.

Storm Call: That Tae Kwon looks weak.  I could take them both down.

*Poog*

Storm Call: Like I said, weak.  Look at that kick TRANSFORMINATOR just threw.  It missed Unicron by a mile.

TRANSFORMINATOR:  ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE, MY LOVE!

*Poog!*

TRANSFORMINATOR: NYEK!  TAMA NA!

Unicron:  Your Tae Kwon Do is a joke, TRANSFORMINATOR!!!

TRANSFORMIANTOR: NO IT'S NOT!!!

*KAPOW*

TRANSFORMINATOR:  LUCKY SHOT!  HELP!

Storm Call shakes her head.

Storm Call:  As much as I hate the guy, I can't help but feel sorry for him as his butt is whipped.

Grimlock:  Don't you mean wiped?

RAMPAGE:  Don't worry TFMINATOR, I brought you help!

TRANSFORMINATOR: GREAT!  WHO'S THE OLD GEEZER WITH YOU?

Mr. Myagi: Hello, TRANSFORMINATOR san.

RAMPAGE:  Didn't you ever see Karate kid?

Unicron:  Hey!  We're fighting here.

Mr Myagi:  Wax on, wax off.  Like that.

TRANSFORMINATOR:  WHAT?

Mr. Myagi:  Paint the house!  Side side!  Do Crane!

TRANSFORMIANTOR:  OH I SEE!

Mr. Myagi:  Power, whole body, fit into wynge!  Scream when hit.  Give more power.

TRANSFORMINATOR:  WYNGE?

Mr. Myagi: SCREAM!

TRANSFORMINATOR: BANZAI!!!!!!!!

Mr. Myagi: Hit Unicron, TRANSFORMINATOR son.

*BADAM!!!!!!*

Unicron:  Gak!  My eye!  Help!  Where is it?

El Stinky:  Oooo! Candy!

*munch munch*

TRANSFORMINATOR: I WIN!  WHO'S THE BADDEST?

Silence.

TRANSFORMINATOR: WHO'S THE BADDEST?!!!!

silence.

TRANSFORMINATOR:  WHERE'D EVERYONE GO?  WHERE'S STORM CALL AND GRIMLOCK?

In the ERB Cafeteria:

Grimlock:  Hey Storm Call, here's my special cheese cookies!

Storm Call:  Cool!  Cheese, it does a body good.