Super Galvatron:  Axalon Underground is back!  There's a new mission on the RPGs!

Arcee Cheetah:  Come to my fanfic site!

ClassicCybertron:  What do you think of the new look at BM.net?

RAMPAGE:  I wrote another story!

me:  crack

Grimlock:  Who said that?

me:  me!

TS:  Who?

me: me!  I'm me!

Arcee Cheetah:  You're you?

me: Not "you." me!

Naes Pox:  It's that "me" guy again!

ClassicCybertron:  He's back to haunt us!

Grimlock:  What's going on?

Thrust:  Who is that?  What's he talking about?

Devastator:  It's the Cocaine Monkey disciple!

me: crack!

RAMPAGE:  Stop!  Somebody throw him out!

me: crack!  crack!  crack!

Super Galvatron:  Is that all you can say?

me:  I love Cocaine monkey!  I love Cocaine Monkey!  I hate all of you!

Devastator:  Kill the bum!

me:  I'm out of rehab, an addict again, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

ClassicCybertron:  He's right.  I've been deleting his posts for days now.  He putting them in to fast! I can't delete them fast enough! I can't keep up!

Grimlock:  Maybe the Matrix can stop him.

Angel Bot:  Try anything!  He's driving me nuts!

Super Galvatron:  Yeah!  Who's got the Matrix?

me:  No Matrix will stop me!  I will destroy the Matrix!

Devastator:  We're doomed!

Turtalator:  The Matrix is gone, and with it, all hope.

TS:  Primus help us all!

me: (maniacally cackle) Hweh hweh hweh hweeh!

Megatron Neo:  This is the end of the road, me!

Chrisbot:  It's him!  He's come back to save us!

Megatron Neo:  I have the Matrix, you spawn of Unicron!

me:  I'm me!

RAMPAGE:  Just do it, Megs!

Grimlock:  Finish him off, Neo!  Do it now!

Megatron Neo:  Now light our darkest hour!

(You've got the touch! You've got the power!)

me:  Nooo!  Ouch!  What's happening! You cannot destroy...my...destiny! DES-TIN-EEEE!!!

(me blows apart)  (music comes on: After all's been said and done, you never walk you never run.  You're a winner...)

Classic Cybertron: That's the end of me.

Turtalator: But you're still here.

Classic Cybertron: No, I mean "me".  Not me.

Megatron Neo:  Will anyone care to fill his shoes?  Anymore wackos?

Devastator:  Glad to have you back, man!

Grimlock:  Where've you been all this time?

Megatron Neo:  Where all are one.

Super Galvatron:  Oh, where all are... HUH?!

Megatron Neo:  Just kidding.  I have been roaming the internet, searching for you all.

RAMPAGE: Yeah, right.

Megatron NEO: What was that?

RAMPAGE: Nothing.  Question, who are you really?  Are you Optimal Hero?

Megatron NEO: Sadly, I'll leave you again and will come back when I feel the time is right.  For now, I have found someone who will take my place.  A friend I met at another board, he's really funny.  His name had monkey in it somewhere.  I forget.  Tell him I said hi!

Shadow Hunter: Nooooooooooo!  Not Cocaine Monkey! He's banned from this board forever and Classic Cybertron hates him.

Megatron NEO: Cocaine Monkey?  The guys name was something like: Monkey Magic.  He said it was his favorite show.

TS: We don't want any kind of monkey here.  We've taken our chances before and we suffered the consequences.  Besides, Monkey magic has nothing to do with Beast Machines.

Super Galvatron: You're not the Megatron NEO we know and love.  For all we know you may be in cahoots with Cocaine Monkey and me.  Get out!

Megatron NEO: But-but-but...

Classic Cybertron: Get out or I'll delete all your posts and it would be like you didn't exist!!!!

RAMPAGE: Humph! Monkey Magic my foot.  That show's terrible.

Autobot Chris: Roughnecks: Rico's files is way better.

Grimlock: No it's not!

Devestator: Where were we?

Arcee Cheetah: Hop on over to my fanfic site!

RAMPAGE: I've got a new story, want to hear it?

Super Galvatron: Go to the RPGs at BM.net, I'm about to start one.  Really.

Classic Cybertron: Spoilers at BM.net!