And Along Came a Potter...
Clasic Cybertron: We are now gathered here in memorial to my pet iguana. What a wonderful pet he was. He'll be missed dearly. May his spark be one with the Matrix.
Storm Call: Sniff! That was beautiful. I want one just like that for my iguana.
Megatron NEO: Yeah. Awesome. Tears run from my eyes.
Mrs. Potter: Hey all? Anyone want me? I'll flirt with anyone who wants!
Clasic Cybertron: This is a funeral! Get that women out of here! If she even is a woman!
Super Galvatron: Security, get him!
Devastator: As you command, SG. Take this!
BOOOTTTT!!!
TS flies threw the air with a big red mark on his posterior.
TS: Hey! Why'd you kick me out?
Megatron NEO: Because you're Mrs. Potter!
TS: No I'm not.
Naes Pox: Bleh! TS bein' a woman? Especially Katie Holmes? Sick!
Riboflavin: TS is my buddy, don't make fun of him that way!
Obsidian: Well we don't need Mrs. Potter, aka TS, as much as we need the flat characters of Beast Wars!
Grimlock: They are not flat. They're 3D, can't you tell? Mainframe doesn't do non-3D cartoons.
Sage of Halo: Quit with the fightings. This is for Episode Reviews only. That's it, I'm putting my foot down now!
Everyone throws coffe mugs at him.
Sage of Halo: Nyek! Have you all gone mental? That's it, I'm leaving.
Turtalator: What's with him?
Megatron NEO: He's just bummed. Stop posting and that what happens to a guy.
EL STINKY: HE IS ABSATIVELY POSOLUTELY RIGHT! just look what HAPPENED to MEEE. (I say this all in a French accent.)
Clasic Cybertron: We can obviously see that. But a little respect for my Iguana?
EL STINKY: Eeeee! Guano!
THWACK!
RAMPAGE dusts his hands: That takes care of him.
Arcee Cheetah: Sugar binge! Give me sugar or give me death!
Newbie: That's right mon!
Turtalator: Go Digimon!
TS: I'm back!
BAM!
Super Galvatron: Thanks, Devastator.
TS (screaming from outside): I'm not Mrs. Potter!
Turtalator: Potter-smotter. Anime' rocks!
Grimlock: With you 100f the way!
Grimlock: Eeew. The percent sign messed it up. I meant 100 percent of the way.
Arcee Cheetah: I agree. Anime is cool
EL STINKY: I personally like Mini-Monsters!
Turtalator: That's not Anime'!
Clasic Cybertron: That's it! Stop it! My iguana has died. Have respect! I'll delete all your posts if you keep up with all this! He was like my brother!
Not Bob Skir: At least we know what kind of relatives you have...
SPLAG!
Super Galvatron (looking up from a newspaper): Nice one, Devastator.
Not Bob Skir crashes down on top of TS! TS throws him off.
TS: Get your Potter germs away from me!
Not Bob Skir: What you talking about?
TS: We both know what we're talking about. You're Mrs. Potter! And You're the reason why I've been kicked out!
Not Bob Skir: Hey! I am not Mrs. Potter, I am Not Bob Skir!!!!!!!
Naes Pox: And I am NOT, listening to all of this.
Cocainemokey: Crack-crack-Crackatoa! I'm Mrs. Potter!!!!! BLAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!
Megatron NEO: Eeeep! It's TS's brother!
TS: Cocainemonkey, go to your room! Cower there or else I will allow my evil persona: Omnivac to run wild!
Lord Trivehicus: No you don't! I'm not going to my room!
BLAAAAMM!!!!
TS (dusts his hands): There. Now I can go back to the Ep board and everything will be back to normal.
Obsidian: You can't go in here. No Mrs. Potter allowed!
TS: But it was my little bro!
Obsidian: Yeah? But I don't believe in little bros as much as I believe in Santy Claws!
Clasic Cybertron (screams at the top of his lungs): I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!!! I AM GOING TO GO AND BURY MY IGUANA IN PEACE BY MYSELF!!!!!!!!! Storm Call, you understand. Come on, let's go.
Storm Call: I can't! My dad has taken away my computer! He's cleaning out all the filez!!
Jesse: Filez! Cool!
James: Jesse!
Jesse: James!
SPLAAAATTTOOOOMMMM!!!!!!
Super Galvatron (picking up a cup o' joe): You're alright, Devatator. Now if you could, go and fetch me my slippers!
CB neo: I'm now to be known as CB neo instead of Chrisbot!
CB NEO: This is too complicated. How can they tell us apart?
El Stinkya: Here's some help!
BLAM!
CB neo: El Stinkya's a brute! But at least he solved our problem. He got us to look different. I've got one black eye.
CB NEO: That's nice. I do too, school fight and such.
CB neo: I can't take this anymore! I want initials! I want NEO! I want peace! BADUBU-babu- badabu-badabu-badabu-badabu! Eeee-ahahahahahahahahahahahh!!!!
TS: This is exactly why the board is going to crash one of these days!
------Written in memory of Speedy, Clasic Cybertron's 7 year-old pet iguana that passed away April 28, 2000------
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