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And Along Came a Potter...

Clasic Cybertron: We are now gathered here in memorial to my pet iguana.  What a wonderful pet he was.  He'll be missed dearly.  May his spark be one with the Matrix.

Storm Call:  Sniff! That was beautiful.  I want one just like that for my iguana.

Megatron NEO: Yeah.  Awesome.  Tears run from my eyes.

Mrs. Potter: Hey all?  Anyone want me?  I'll flirt with anyone who wants!

Clasic Cybertron: This is a funeral! Get that women out of here!  If she even is a woman!

Super Galvatron: Security, get him!

Devastator: As you command, SG.  Take this!

BOOOTTTT!!!

TS flies threw the air with a big red mark on his posterior.

TS: Hey!  Why'd you kick me out?

Megatron NEO: Because you're Mrs. Potter!

TS: No I'm not.

Naes Pox: Bleh!  TS bein' a woman?  Especially Katie Holmes?  Sick!

Riboflavin: TS is my buddy, don't make fun of him that way!

Obsidian: Well we don't need Mrs. Potter, aka TS, as much as we need the flat characters of Beast Wars!

Grimlock: They are not flat.  They're 3D, can't you tell?  Mainframe doesn't do non-3D cartoons.

Sage of Halo: Quit with the fightings.  This is for Episode Reviews only.  That's it, I'm putting my foot down now!

Everyone throws coffe mugs at him.

Sage of Halo: Nyek! Have you all gone mental?  That's it, I'm leaving.

Turtalator: What's with him?

Megatron NEO: He's just bummed.  Stop posting and that what happens to a guy.

EL STINKY: HE IS ABSATIVELY POSOLUTELY RIGHT! just look what HAPPENED to MEEE.  (I say this all in a French accent.)

Clasic Cybertron: We can obviously see that.  But a little respect for my Iguana?

EL STINKY: Eeeee!  Guano!

THWACK!

RAMPAGE dusts his hands: That takes care of him.

Arcee Cheetah: Sugar binge!  Give me sugar or give me death!

Newbie: That's right mon!

Turtalator: Go Digimon!

TS: I'm back!

BAM!

Super Galvatron: Thanks, Devastator.

TS (screaming from outside): I'm not Mrs. Potter!

Turtalator: Potter-smotter.  Anime' rocks!

Grimlock: With you 100f the way!

Grimlock: Eeew.  The percent sign messed it up.  I meant 100 percent of the way.

Arcee Cheetah: I agree.  Anime is cool

EL STINKY: I personally like Mini-Monsters!

Turtalator: That's not Anime'!

Clasic Cybertron: That's it!  Stop it!  My iguana has died.  Have respect!  I'll delete all your posts if you keep up with all this!  He was like my brother!

Not Bob Skir: At least we know what kind of relatives you have...

SPLAG!

Super Galvatron (looking up from a newspaper): Nice one, Devastator.

Not Bob Skir crashes down on top of TS!  TS throws him off.

TS: Get your Potter germs away from me!

Not Bob Skir: What you talking about?

TS: We both know what we're talking about.  You're Mrs. Potter!  And You're the reason why I've been kicked out!

Not Bob Skir: Hey!  I am not Mrs. Potter, I am Not Bob Skir!!!!!!!

Naes Pox: And I am NOT, listening to all of this.

Cocainemokey: Crack-crack-Crackatoa!  I'm Mrs. Potter!!!!! BLAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!

Megatron NEO: Eeeep!  It's TS's brother!

TS: Cocainemonkey, go to your room!  Cower there or else I will allow my evil persona: Omnivac to run wild!

Lord Trivehicus: No you don't!  I'm not going to my room!

BLAAAAMM!!!!

TS (dusts his hands): There.  Now I can go back to the Ep board and everything will be back to normal.

Obsidian: You can't go in here.  No Mrs. Potter allowed!

TS: But it was my little bro!

Obsidian: Yeah?  But I don't believe in little bros as much as I believe in Santy Claws!

Clasic Cybertron (screams at the top of his lungs): I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!!!  I AM GOING TO GO AND BURY MY IGUANA IN PEACE BY MYSELF!!!!!!!!!  Storm Call, you understand.  Come on, let's go.

Storm Call: I can't!  My dad has taken away my computer!  He's cleaning out all the filez!!

Jesse: Filez! Cool!

James: Jesse!

Jesse: James!

SPLAAAATTTOOOOMMMM!!!!!!

Super Galvatron (picking up a cup o' joe): You're alright, Devatator.  Now if you could, go and fetch me my slippers!

CB neo: I'm now to be known as CB neo instead of Chrisbot!

CB NEO: This is too complicated.  How can they tell us apart?

El Stinkya: Here's some help!

BLAM!

CB neo: El Stinkya's a brute!  But at least he solved our problem.  He got us to look different.  I've got one black eye.

CB NEO: That's nice.  I do too, school fight and such.

CB neo: I can't take this anymore!  I want initials!  I want NEO!  I want peace!  BADUBU-babu- badabu-badabu-badabu-badabu!  Eeee-ahahahahahahahahahahahh!!!!

TS: This is exactly why the board is going to crash one of these days!
 
 

------Written in memory of Speedy, Clasic Cybertron's 7 year-old pet iguana that passed away April 28, 2000------

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