Mrs. Potter vs. the Real SLim Shady
Around July 20, 2000

Two deadly warriors brought out from the dpeths of the messgae board now will take the ultimate test on who will stay and who will go.  Grimlock will be referee.

Grimlock:  Me Grimlock no like singers.

Clasic Cybertron: Wait!  Wrong Grimlock.  I meant our poster, not the Transformer!

Beyonder: Sorry.

Grimlock (the REAL): Great.  I can't beleive I am actually going to be in the same room with those two low lifes.  Winner gets to stay in the boards history while the other will be deleted from existence, all though I'd much rather both of you go down.

Megatron NEO:  But I'm the real Slim Shady!

LioConvoy: No your not.

Mira: Can the real slim shady please stand up?

The entire board stands up in unision.

Storm Call groans:  This is going to be harder than we thought.  It's like searching fro Waldo.

Clasic Cybertron:  Well at least we can first interview our other fighter:  Mrs. Potter.  Wait a click, where is she?

Naes Pox: *Cough*  She and Diaclone are doing exactly what little Billy witnessed his sister do with her boyfriend.  10 foot eel and all.

AC: Hey!  This board is G rated.

Obsidian:  Yeah!

Super Galvatron:  Okay, calm down.  This fight isn't turning out too well.  How about we just talk about X-men.

Naes Pox:  Yeah!

Newbie:  That's right mon!

Transforminator:  Gahhhhhhhroyyyyyoooooyyyyyy!!!!  YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF LAME POSTERS WHO DESERVE TO GET A WHIPE!!!!

Megatron NEO:  What?  And can you please stop posting in caps?

Super Galvatron:  Yup.  It makes you look like you are shouting.

Transforminator:  I AM SHOUTINGG!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Oracool: Judgement day has arrived!

Arnold Swartzenneger: I'll be back.  Hasta La Vista, Baby!

Oracool:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!  I am really CHRISBOT in disguise!

Silence fills the board.

Chrisbot:  I don't get it.  I'll go use the bathroom first.

TS:  I'm back!

More silence.

TS:  I guess I'll just go use the John

Storm Call:  Hello!

You guessed it, more silence.

Storm Call groans:  WHy does everyone leave when I come?

RAMPAGE:  Maybe it's cause you're a guy.

Storm Call:  I AM NOT A GUY!!!!

Megatron NEO:  There goes those wacky all caps posts again.

Grimlock:  Sanity please.  I say we all take a short break and eat all of Megatron NEO's and Storm Call's cheese.  Obsidian can bring the Caesar salad.

Obsidian:  Great!

LioCOnvoy:  Cheeos!  Neetos!

Meanwhile, TS and Chrisbot have reached the bathroom door.  TS knocks on it.  "What's taken so long in there?"

Chrisbot slams against it with his foot!  "Yeah!  There's a half hour time limit!  Are you still alive or what?

Mrs Potter peaks out of hte door.  "I'm kinda busy."

CHRISBOT:  Sorry. Wait!  WHat's Diaclone doing in there?

TS:  I get it now!  Diacloen is the real slim shady!  He's getting some butt kissing from Mrs. Potter!

Grimlock runs over to them, "WHat?  Great, both of them are int ehre and we can rid the board finally of their scum!  Blow it up!"

Super Galvatron:  Devastator!  Get the high explosives!

Devastator:  Right away master!

Naes Pox:  No need.  I've got these.  (SHink!) And I also got some cool visors with rubix crystals for the lens.

Megatron NEO:  AHem.  Why?

Naes POx:  Cause I'm a mutant in disguise!  I've got the power of cyclops AND wolverine!  Death to Mrs. Potter!

AN amazing sepcial effects sequence begins that costs over $800 million dollars to make insues.  The bathroom explodes, sending the leftovers of slim shady and Mrs. Potter all over.  A lone figure walks clear of the blast.  It's...it's...it's....

Grimlock:  RIboflavin?

Storm Call:  What is this?

Riboflavin:  A very breif cameo.

RAMPAGE:  Cute.  Gotta run, Carl.

Megatron NEO:  ANd yet, another one of RAMPAGE's stories that make absolutley no sense.  But hey, at least it's over right?

Storm Call:  I'm going on vacation!  Iowa here I come!

Super Galvatron:  Me too!  Sotuh American Coast, watch out for me!

ClasicCybertron:  All you Yiddish girls, hold your horses, Daddy's comin!

Grimlock:  THis is sad.  WHere are we gonna go?

RAMPAGE (light bulb lights up over his head): ACAPOLCO!

All the ERB go doing the congo line all the way to ACAPOLCO where they enjoy their last days of Summer Vacation!