RAMPAGE
Osiris Prime: So, what's new?

RAMPAGE: I think I'm in love!

Osiris: Rammy, I said 'what's new?' as in something different, something that's not the norm.

RAMPAGE: No, this time it's true love!

Predaking: Here we go again. I'm telling you DBL!, this guy has gotta have some screws loose.

DBL!: What do you mean?

Predaking: This is the third one this month, and it's not even the 10th! RAMPAGE, come on, get off it!

RAMPAGE: I can't! I'm in love with a beautiful girl!

Osiris: Sigh.

Lioconvoy: You complain to much, Rammy, and when you're not complaining, you're claiming you're in love.

CB Neo: Or talking about how God has affected your life.

Chrisbot: Yeah..wait, I thought you changed your name from CB Neo that way we don't get confused with each other?

CB NEO: Yeah, well, I'm kind of droned with all this name changing. I mean, I change my name as many times as Rammy gets crushes -

Rampage: It's not a crush! It's love!

Clasic Cybertron: Really, RAMPAGE, you're love talks are just as rampant and off topic as wrestling news.

CB Neo: Hey, I resent that!

Predaking: ha!

Osiris: Well the new TF DVD is hot! Who else got it?

Naes Pox: I wish I could, you know, but the truth is there just ain't any of 'em up here.

Predaking: Shame they're not pushing through with that TF movie.

Osiris: I bet if they made it, it'll earn $80 million opening weekend!

DBL!: Yeah right! It probably would only score a 40 million at most, I mean, how many TF fans are out there?

Clasic Cyebrtron: Ummm, I'm not sure. But if Spidey can earn 114 million, why not Transformers?

RAMPAGE: Great idea! And I'll invite my lovely dolphin to watch it with me!

Christbot: Yuck! Sick, RAMPAGE, this is a G rated board, you know.

CB Neo: That's why he's using metaphors!

RAMPAGE: Huh? No, I mean, dolphin is what I call my crush.

Osirs raises an eyebrow. :You sure?

 RAMPAGE: Yeah!

Naes Pox: This is so off topic

CB Neo: Definately. Bonesaw Magraw rocks!

Megatron Neo: eeep! Not more wrastlin'

Seraphim: Eeeek! Wrestling, yuck.

Cb Neo: It's not, it's from Spiderman!

RAMPAGE: He's right! I saw the film like 3 times already, and it isn't even the 10th.

Osiris: You see it with your three different crushes, is that why 3 times?

RAMPAGE: I wish!

DBL!: This is just totally creeping me out.

Predaking: What's the point of all this anyway?

******************

Cut! Cut! *Rampage walks in* "What in the world is going on here?" Osiris asks.

Rampage sighs, "I'm bored. I'm downloading the entire Ep2 soudntrack and I'm bored silly."

"Then take your boredom elswhere!" Predaking mumbles.

"Oh, alright," Rampage says. *Rampage leaves*

ONE WEEK LATER...

OSIRIS
""That tag team match with Lesnar/Heyman vs the Hardyz will suck ass... more than O.P. does..."
"Hey at least i only suck @$$ Oh come on, i can't fight back? Ok anyway there has been a lot of stuff going on latley and i guess no one gives a crap here but too bad! The PVCs are coming out they were seen up on e-bay and man they look nice i think i might have to buy these guys and set them up next to my Marvel Heroclix! and then there is the whole Supreme Optimus Primal that we now know is for sure coming out due to the in box pics!!! man i think it looks sweet all the colors really work well and his robot face looks much better now!!! Now on to <FONT="STOP"BOTCON>/font> I think it's shaping up nice this year and man i can't wait to see what the new EX are(not that i'll ever own them but still) and to top that off the news that the 03 BOTCON just might be coing to the west cost!!!!!!!! oh man i might just have to save up and go!!!!! i missed it last time it came out here oh and i'll be driving next year and i'l have a job!!!!!!!(or at least i damn well better) man this is going rock!!!!! I now open the floor.
 

HYBRID
Hybrid walks into the door.
Hybrid: O.P. I thought you opened the door?
Osiris Prime: No, I said FLOOR not DOOR!
Hybrid falls through the open floor.
Hybrid: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

OSIRIS
(OSiris Closes the floor traping Hybrid)
Ok now who want's to add some stuff that what i siad?? is anyone here going to BotCon this year???

RAMPAGE
note to self, be careful walking on the floor of the ERB*

Yeah, man, I'd go to Botcon too if I could. I mean, it's going to be my first time in the US and I was hoping I've get to like go, but it seems I'll be missing it by mere weeks, or even days. So never year I guess. But that gives me time to save up and maybe...just maybe I'll take a certain SOMEBODY with me

*Hybrid pops up out of the ERB fountain/fish pond and freaks a little boy out aka Scorpion Kind*

Hybrid:Woah! What are the chances that hole in the floor would lead me here?

So there. Sigh. I turn the floor over to...

RAMPAGE, Hybrid, and Osiris: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Ahhhoooohooohuuuuuuuuy!!!!
Naes Pox: Just what happened?
TPK (enters right behind him): Rampage turned the floor over...tsk tsk.
 

TPK
The floor needs to be secured. Okay, where's my nailgun, hmmn...can only find my Railgun, I guess it will do. Ooopss sorry Hybrid, Ricochet is killer.
 

RAMPAGE
Clasic Cybertron: What in the world did you do to the floor, TPK?

TPK: Well it all started with Hybrid and...

Clasic Cybertron: I can't stand all of you! The ERB mansion is falling apart!

TPK: ERB Mansion?

RAMPAGE(shameless plug): Go to https://www.angelfire.com/scifi/rampagesdomain/Ramp agesDomain.html then hop on to the
                                             main index, scroll to Egapmar's board stories, then click the 3 days in the life of the ERB to see
                                             what we're talking about!

DBX: AHA!!! Blatant advertising and shameless plugs! My gosh, Rampage, that is so naughty, I'm going to have to put you on
          my Most Wanted List right now! .....Let's see...that's R....uh...A....M....

RAMPAGE: Gotta go! Blue Skiddoo, we can too!

TPK: Where'd RAMPAGE go?

Osiris Prime: He just skiddooed into that comic book of Transformers Armada, coming out July 2002 to comic stores near you...

Naes Pox: and if you come to the comic store in big ol' canuck here, you'll get a big discount from me!

DBX: What in the world is going on here? I said no more advertising!!!!

Hybrid Neo: Dat's right! Ol op you stop pestering my friend DBX! Hey, watch WWE RAW on Monday nights! It rocks!!!!!!!

DBX: That's it, I'm leaving.

RAMPAGE: Go ahead, go back to your GREAT life, and White Castle, and your fianc`e, and all the dates you have with her
                     and...and...you know what? Maybe I ought to go too, cause like, I don't see a prob with that.

Hybrid Neo: That's it, we're all farmers! Come back soon, you too. We need some interaction 'roudn here!
 

DBL!
TPK: No more TF Armada Card game, but I almost have 1300 post on TFS.net!

Rampage: I'm in love again! No guys this time its for real, she is an one legged Albino from Fargo, Alaska.

Naes Pox: Not again! I swear, if you went another two days without saying that I would have won ten bucks.

Hybrid: WWE is getting Golberg!!! Yay, now life has meaning again! Alright Naes Pay up the ten bucks!

DBX: Okay guys stay on topic!

DBL!: How do you just stay on the topics of Episodes, Fanfics, and cheese and Tang?

TPK: How in the #(!! did Tang and Cheese get to be on topic anyways?

OririsPrime: Bad acid trip on the Weat Coast makes Tang seem like Ambrosia.

CC: Hi guys, I am suprised there still an ERB after all this time I have been gone.

Unicron or any other old lurker: I have been watching the ERB for months now, just call me the Cyberstalker.

Rampage: Okay I found out she just wanted to be friends, but her half sister I met at her Middle school dance is cute!

Naes Pox: Dude, there goes another twenty bucks! quit it dude, I swear you rebound more than Los Angles Lakers.

TPK: But whatever happend to the Original Soundwave?
 

Rampage
lol!
Rampage: Hey, but she was cute.

DBX: Just say it one more time and I'll be able to make enough money for the wedding!

DBL!:Come on, Rammy, say it, I dare yas!

RAMMY: Yessy-wessy, Rammy is in wab becoss a cert-ten spice wikes him backy wacky.

Osiris Prime: Awwwwww...wittle wampage has a cwush.

 TPK: So what? He's had a crush every week!

CHRISBOT: Have to agree with you there

Hybrid: Seriously, this whole NWO line up is beginning to suck slaggin' nuts and bolts. I'm tired. I'll just give the floor to -

CHRISBOT: DON'T!

*crash*

Clasic Cybertron: Alright, what happened to the floor? Why has it been replaced with grass?
---------

Somewhere in Puerto Rico...
Megatron Neo: And from nowhere this huge platform of wood and tiles just slams into me. The sky is falling, I'm telling you!
Spanish cop: Y llamo Barney un Dinosaura

TPK
TPK: Hold up, (Grabs four of the ERB lurkers, and Implaes them like nails in the floor) Okay that should hold it for a little while.

Hybrid
Hybrid Neo walks into the ERB. He falls *AGAIN* through the hole in the floor.
Hybrid Neo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

TPK
Sorry, I hit that spot with the Railgun. My bad.

Hybrid
Hybrid Neo returns from the BOTTOMLESS PIT. He walks up to TPK and takes his railgun.
Hybrid Neo: YOU'RE SORRY?!
Hybrid Neo chases TPK around, firing the railgun. Suddenly, he notices he's put a hole in the floor.

Hybrid Neo: Why me? Why?

Hybrid Neo falls.

Hybrid Neo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH!

RAMPAGE: Let's lock the door this time.

DBX, Seraphim, CHRISBOT, Osiris Prime, Megatron Neo: I agree.

TPK
TPK: Throw the Railgun back!
Catches the Railgun, and hands the gun to his female assistant.

Rampage: Hey, is she taken? She looks kinda cute.

DBX: Now I have enough money to pay off the wedding!

Naes Pox: Noooo!!!! There goes another $100!

Hybrid: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

DBL!: Is he still falling?

TPK: Yeah, its a long hole, all the way to Puerto Rico.

Then suddenly Hybrid lands on Megatron Neo.
MN: Ouch! Hybrid!?!?! What in the H#!! are you doing here?

Hybrid: Stupid floor!

TPK: But what happend to the Original Soundwave?
 

RAMPAGE
RAMPAGE:More importantly, I've beened banned twice at The Force.net's forums. Cheap people, never giving warnings...

TPK: But what happened to the REAL soundwave?

DBL!: What's with you? Soundwave became leader of the Decepticons then was ousted eventually...like all Decepticon leaders.

Hybrid Neo: THanks for the facts...but...but...what happened to the original SHOCKwave?

TPK: Don't make fun of me you...you...how'd you get back here? I thought you were in Puerto Rico?

Hybrid Neo: Welllllllll...what do you think that transporter is for in the bathroom? You thought it was a shower stall?

DBX: Ooops. That WASN'T a shower stall...Seraphim! Don't pull the lever!!!

Osiris Prime: And you wonder why we rarely get new posters at the ERB
 

 DBX
.......you guys scare the crap out of me.
I just wanted to say HA HA!! I only have five chapters left to go on my next fanfic novel!! Since I'm working on the last few chapters, I've got to do some of the most intense writing. Wrapping up story arcs, bringing certain plots to full circle, figuring out who I'm going to keep around for the next fanfic, and how to tie it in to the next one.

I don't have as much free time as I used to, so the process is going slow, or at least slower than it should be.

If anyone wants to host this fanfic on their site, let me know through email. It's a pretty simple procedure; waving rights, taking oaths, promising to give me credit, writing your name in blood on a contract, blah blah blah, Q.E.D. and call me a lawyer. Sound simple? Well it is. If you're new around here and you're wondering what the heck I write, go to Rampage's Domain or Osiris' Electric Tomb webpages. Both of them host some of my old work. And while you're at it, read some of the toerh stuff too. You'll see the amazing fanfics that gave me the inspiration to write my own.

Now Rampage, how's that for shameless promotion?

I've got a few fanfic ideas floating around in my head. The one I'm about to finish titled "Steel Genesis" was originally going to come after another story, "Seventh Circle". When I finished with "Seventh Circle", I realized there were a lot of things that I wanted to do with it that I had excluded. Now I'm doing a complete rewrite of it to make it better. It's going to be the horror story of the fanfic series I'm writing. It's like a Transformers version of "Resident Evil", "Silent Hill", "Terminator", and the "Evil Dead" trilogy rolled into one. Groovy.
Gotta go for now.
"Hail to the king baby!"

OSIRIS
((OsirisPrime Looks ar floor)) Osiris:Ewww look what DBX did.

Hybrid NEO: DBX??? I mean, yeah look what DBX did!

TPK: Hand me my RailGun ((Super hot Asst Chick, Hand TPK his railgun))

Osiris: No let me((osiris, pulls out Metal Drum sticks))

TPK: What the hell good are those??

Osiris: Watch and learn. ((Thump wap wap thump thump stab stab)) ((Hybrid falls to th floor))

Osiris: Oh Shi. ((the floor flips over dump the ERBers in to the hole))

TPK: When we stop falling i'm so kicking your @$$

Osiris: Hey how was i spose to know how much he weighed.

Hybrid NEO: HEY!((looks at him self)) Never mind. ((CC Walks into the ERB and see's that the floor is flip on it's end))

CC: Uh huh....((CC walks backwards out of the ERB))

TPK
When we last left our ERBers they were all falling through A bottomless pit whose bottom is in Puerto Rico.
 TPK: Hold on Guys!
(Pulls Spiderman out of his subspace locker who then shoots hs web out and locks on to appearantly nothing like in the show, but still he pulls all the ERBers back to the ERB Mansion execept Hybrid)

Hybrid: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

TPK: I told you to leave the drum alone! (Grabs the OrirsisPrime and ties him to chair)

TPK: Okay now you must sit through the entire series of Blossom!

OP: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!

DBL!: Kinda Harsh ain't it?

Rampage: So whats the Assistant's Name?

TPK: Brandy, no thats not her name I just want a drink. (assistant brings TPK a bottle of Scotch)

DBX: I just published my tenth book!

DBL!: Yeah TPK has just publish A backstory for the Mirrorverse.

OP: Make it Stop!!!!!!!

Naes Pox: Yes i won twenty bucks!!! Too bad Hybrid isn't here to pay up this time.

MN
Megatron Neo is with his fiance in his house watching Cartoon Network. All of a sudden the ground opens and all the ERBers fall through.

Sara: Ahhhh! What the?

Megatron Neo: ....

Sara: Arnt you going to do something?

Megatron Neo: ....

Sara: ...Megatron Neo!!!

Megatron Neo: Ive told the cops and my Psychiatrist. They both said it was my imagination. Like the little Cyber bunny's I dream about who are eating the fungis of my toes.

Sara: ....eeew.

She looks at the ERbers

RAMPAGE: Hi.

Hybrid Neo: We gotta stop doing this.

TPK: Do you know where the real Shockwave is?

OP: Is this the palace of Cheese and Tang?

NP: Now where that teleporter

Megatron Neo: Beside. If you ignore them...they go away.

Hybrid
pssst... Hey Ultra Megs... I know you're stupid and all. But, Hybrid Neo was the only one who was falling!

Hybrid Neo: Waitaminute! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

By some twist of fate, Hybrid Neo lands face first in a WWE Ring. He stands up when suddenly fire EXPLODES from the stage. WWE's Kane comes walking out.

Hybrid Neo: I thought you were hurt?

Kane: Yeah, but not as bad as you're going to be!

Hybrid Neo tries to fight Kane but only gets chokeslammed through the ring. Suddenly, Hybrid Neo notices he's falling again.

Hybrid Neo: Oh, great.... NOT AGAIN! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

TO BE CONTINUED!

DBL!
TPK: Whats that noise?

OP: What does it sond like?

TPK: Like a screaming sound.

DBL!: Hey DBX come here.

(DBX and DBL! stand poised and ready, and suddenly the roof crashes and Hybrid drops in)

DBX and DBL!: We got him!

(THey Catch Hybrid and set him down)

Naes Pox: How did he fall from here Back to here?

Hybrid: Don't doubt the powers of Kane.

CB: Whats going on here?

Rampage: Hey, its CB! We open the Floor to---

 CB: NOooo!!!!!!!!!
(CB falls thruogh the floor into the bottomless pit whose bottom is in Puerto Rico)

TPK: Somebody Patch that floor.

(SEXY assistant seals the floor.)

Rampage: So girl, Read any good Proverbs Lately?

Assistant: Stay Back! (Assistant pulls out a Fusion Cannon)

OP: Talk about No meaning No.

MN: Okay WHo left the Teleporter off!

DBX: Sorry I was hoping to keep Hybrid Out.

Hybrid
Hybrid Neo leaves the ERB to go to the Grocery Store.
20 Minutes later...

Hybrid Neo: Hey guys! Look I got some Kraft Handi-Snacks Cheez n' Crackers!

Osiris Prime: CHEESE?!

CHRISBOT: CHEESE?!

Both: GIVE IT TO ME!

Hybrid tries to run from the two but yet again falls into the bottomless pit...

TO BE CONTINUED!

OSIRIS
 (( Osiris,Looks down the hole)) Osiris: You've pissed off the wrong man!!((writes Hybrids name down on his list, then pulls out i bige 3' by 6' stick of TNT out of his Pocket, CB Nods his head, Osiris Drops the TNT down the hole))

Rampage: What the goly heck are you doing!((Osiris, Rises one eye brow))

Rampage: MN.... his house.....The hole!!!

Osiris: Ohhhh.........Some one should call him.((Osiris pulls out cell phone)) *Down at MN's pad Puerto Rico* Ring Ring

MN: Lo?

Osiris: yo

MN: sup?

Osiris: meh.

MN: I hear dat

Osiris: So how's?

MN: meh

Osiris: Yeah

Mn: soooo

Osiris: DUmb ass didn't share his cheese.

MN:......Click

MN: Run for it!!!(MN Runs out of his pad, Hybrid falls from the sky crashing into MN's house thing))

MN: Hmm that wasn't so bad Osiris must be lossing his touch.((THe 3' by 6' stick of TNT falls from the sky))

MN: Oh shi!((TNT blows up blasting MN back,Hybrid get's blown way up in the air))

Hybrid: Ya! Hooo!!!((Hybrid falls back down smashing in to the pavement next to MN)) *Back at the ERB((Where ever the Hell it is))*

Rampage: Well?!?

Osiris: Meh.

TPK:Hey what's that light and loud rumbble coming from the hole??

Osiris: Uh oh.

TO BE CONTINUED!

TPK
OP: Do you think we should move?

DBL!: Nah, It's too late!

TPK: Quick, Assistant get me all of the lUrkers!!

(Assistant brings, Chi Pi Epsilon, Tricerdon, Unicron, Grimlock to The PredaKing)

Assistant: Thats all I could find.

Rampage: SO since we all are going to die in the explosion anyways, how about giving me your Phone number?

(Assistant pulls out the Fusion Cannon, and Points it at Rampage)

Assistant: Do you want to live till the Explosion?

Naes Pox: Hey, TPK What are you doing with the lurkers?

TPK: Watch!

(TPK plugs the hole in the floor with the lurkers)

DBX: That might work. Too bad, I shall miss you Tricerdon.

(the Explosion reaches the Plugged hole and incenerate the Lurkers and rocks the ERB Mansion. All the ERBers were Saved.)

Rampage: Whew! That was a close one.

CB: Everyone cellebrate! Lets dance!

DBL!: Everybody Rasie the roof! Rasie the roof! Rasie the roof! Rasie----

TPK: Noooo!!!!

(THe Roof on the ERB Mansion rasies off its spport structure and collapses, just in time for it to start raining.)

OP: Now you've done it.

CC: Whats Going on here?!!? What happend to the floor and the roof?

MN
Megatron Neo: The roof? We decided to make the mansion a Gazebo.

CC: A Gazebo? A Gazebo has a roof AND a floor!!!! This place has only walls!!!

All of the sudden the walls come crashing down.

MN: Sweeeeeeet. Now we got a Gazebo!

CC: ...uhhh

MN: Hey cheer up. Fate was kind enough to leave the fridge with are life time supply of cheese still standing.

We see a Fridge with a heavenly glow. All of a sudden a lightning bolt strikes it incinerating the fridge to the Pit.

CC: Noooooooooooooo

MN: Now what are the odds of that happening.

TPK
CC: Noooooo!!!! I'm coming for you fridge!

(CC jumps into the bottomless pit whose bottom is in Puerto Rico after the fridge.)

Assistant did I mention I was Puertorican?

Rampage: Really?

(Assistant cocks the Fusion cannon)

TPK: Assistant reattach the roof to make our ERBMANSION/GAEZEBOO a dry place.

(assistant attaches roof and rebuilds the walls, and patches the floor)

Hybrid: Do you think we will ever see CC again?

DBL!: I don't know, Hey hybrid why don't you look into the hole to see if you can still see him.

(hybrid walks over and looks ito the hole and suddenly is pushed into it)

HYbrid: Yaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

DBX: Sorry guys I just couldn't pass up the oportunity.

MN: Now what happend to the Gazeboo?

OP: Hey the Fridgeerator just came through the teleporter!!

(OrisisPrime opens the fridge and looks in horror, because there is no cheese there, and the Cheese Quest Begins!)

MN
MN: Suit up guys....its time to search for the cheese. I'll search PR. OP and TPK search China.

OP and TPK: Got it

MN: Hybrid and DBX you look in Europe.

DBX: ...your joking right?

Hybrid Neo: Great now we can talk wrestling 24/7!!!! We'll be great friends! And maybe even do a little back door wrestling ourselves. You can be Hulk Hogan.

DBX: Somebody run me over with a car.
Vrooooom vrooom

DBX: SARAH!!! TURN OFF THE CAR!!!!

MN: NP and DBL search the US.

NP and DBL: got it.

MN: RAMPAGE and Assistant you search South America.

RAMPAGE: ooooooh the Bahamas.

he looks slysly at the assistant

RAMPAGE: Grrrrr.

Assistant: Do it and you'll be kibble bits in the morning.

RAMPAGE: oh.

MN: The rest of you begin repairs on the ERB.

OP: what about CC?

MN: What about CC, Cheese has priority people!!! FOCUS

RAMPAGE: I am focusing

MN: On the mission not on the assistant!

RAMPAGE: oh

OSIRIS
 Everyone: Let's Roll out!((MN Jumps it to the pit back to PR))

Osiris: Yeah......How the hell do we get to china??

TPK: By the 10:30 Gyro ofcorse!!

Osiris: Uh huh.

Hybrid: Ha Heh ha Ha.. Oww! ((DBX Slaps Hybrid on the back of the head))

DBX: Shut up and Give me your money.

Hybrid: Fat Chance.

Sarah: Vroom!! Vroom!!

Hybrid: Ok.((Hybrid pulls out his money)) Wait what the Hell for??

DBX:If I'm going to Europe I'm sure not flying coach((Grabs Hybrid's Money))

Hybrid: But what am i sposed to do??

DBX I donno.((DBX Walks out of the ERB))

Hybrid: Hey! that means i can go with you guys!((Hybrid looks over at TPK With wide eyes. TPK looks over at Osiris. Osiris is shaking his head and slicing his throught with his finger))

TPK: Sure!

Osris: NOOOOOOOOOO!!..I mean woo-hoo! **And so the ERBers set out in search of the Cheese, What will befall the ERBers in the days to come?? Tune in next time same bat time same bat chanel

DBX
*On the phone with Osiris*

DBX: Did you know there isn't a single slice of cheese in all of Europe?

Osiris: That doesn't sound right. Are you sure?

DBX: Sure I'm sure! Not a single slice of cheese...anywhere.

Sarah (heard off the phone): There's a drive-thru wedding chapel beside of the casino. We can get married there.

Osiris: Married? Where the heck are you?

DBX: Uh...Europe...yeah, Europe...

Osiris: Fess up! Where are you?

DBX: Uh....Vegas. But at least they have cheese!

Osiris: Not if you gamble away all of your money.

DBX: I learned how to count cards when I was fifteen, I'm good at this sort of thing!

Osiris: Sure you are.

DBX: I found some of those individually wrapped slices of Kraft cheese at the grocery store. So we aren't coming home completely empty-handed.

Osiris: Find some real cheese, NOW!

DBX: Okay, okay, we're on our way now.

Sarah: I'll go start the car.

DBX and Osiris: NO!!

TPK
Somewhere above the Alantic in a 747, Hybrid Neo and DBX are traveling to Europe to find What Happend to the cheese!

Hybrid: Did you know that Hulk Hogan's real name is Terry Bolia?

DBX: Stewardess! Quick another bottle of Scotch! I knew I shoud have brought Seraphim with us!
(Meanwhile in the United States the Search for the cheese continues...)

Naes Pox: DBL! come in over!

DBL!: Roger that NP, over.

NP: I have just completed my search of the northwest US, and I am proceeding to search Montana. Over.

DBL!: Roger that NP, I have completed my search of the Southern states, and I am proceeding into the Northeast, However, I will have to find myself and Southern to Yankee Translator to help me talk to the Natives. Over.

NP: Roger that, try getting a tape player and the playing back what they say in slow playback. Over.

DBL!: Roger that.

(We skip over to our ERBers searching China, who are following a tip from a locals to ask the local wise man on top of the mountain.)

TPK: Dang does tis mountain ever end?

OP: Nope, even the Wise man doesn't live at the top, he prefers the middle section like those weird people at the movies.

TPK: Yeah we better hurry and find the cheese so i can watch Episode II tonight!
(They approach the wiseman's home and knock three times)

TPK: Knock, knock, knock!!!

Wiseman: Yes, I have foreseen you two coming here upon your quest. However, I will only answer one question for your quest.

TPK: What happend the original Sound---Ouch!
(OP elbows TPK)

OP: What he meant to say is that we want to know what happend to the cheese.

Wiseman: It was taken out of the Fridge by a powerful Chinese Warrior of the Ancient times. He sent the Fridge back to you and now is on the great basin Plains awaiting your arrival, and he is holding the cheese!
(Meanwhile in Costa Rica the search for South America for the cheese has ended without Success)

Assistant: All this searching and we hven't found anything!

Rampage: I don't know, I have found something kinda cute! (Assistant Jack-Slaps Rampage across the room)

 Assistant: Shut Up!!!

Rampage: Hey, a rough woman, I like that!

(We interrupt to cut to our ERBers in Europe)

Hybrid: And thats the 100 years of wrestling, now let me tell you why WCW failed.

DBX: Nooooooo!!!!!! This entire Contient is devoid of Cheese!! And I have heard enough Wrestling info to last me Ten Lifetimes!!

(Our ERBers have reached the great basin Plains, and OP and TPK can see the cheese across the plains)

Op: I don't like the looks of this!

TPk: yeah it looks too easy. (Just then a giant Ancient warrior emerges from underneath the Sandy great basin Plains)

Both TPK and OP: Damn, I hate it when we are right!

( We rejoin our anoyed Assistant and Rampage in Costa Rica )

Assistant Pulls out Fusion Cannon points at Rampage and fires) THats IT!!!

Rampage: Uh Oh!

(Meanwhile TPK and OP are battleing the Anicent Warrior when Suddenly)

Rampage: Yaaaaaaaaahhhh!

(Ramapge is blown clean through the Earth from Costa Rica to the great basin Plains and impacts with the Ancient Chinese warrior.)

TPK: Okay who is this warrior and where did he pt the cheese!

OP: (Removes the Mask and finds out the true Idenity of the Ancient wrrior) ClassicCybertron!!! Why did you steal the Cheese?

CC: Hey it was my Fridge anyways!

DBX
Above the Atlantic on their return trip...

Hybrid: The WCW's major flaw was their marketing strategy. They didn't sell the foam hands giving the finger in children's sizes, completely losing that age group!

DBX (counting in order to remain calm): 0001, 0010, 0011, 0100, 0101, 0110, 0111, 1000, 1001, 1010, 1011...

Hybrid: Then the WCW collapsed because they refused to depict women as sex objects and men as over-aggressive slack-jawed idiots. No wait, I think they at least accomplished that second part. Maybe the first part too. Okay, I have another theory about the WCW's decline-

 DBX: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Runs to the back of the plane, opens the emergency hatch and jumps out over the water with no parachute

Hybrid: I once saw the Rock take a dive like that. It was on Pay-Per-View.

Meanwhile...

Osiris: CC took the cheese?

TPK: Hand it over!

CC: It was my fridge, I get dibs!

Rampage: CHEESE WAR!!

In the plane, Hybrid finds a can of spray cheese

Hybrid: I guess this is sort-of like cheese. I wonder if they'll be mad because I lost DBX?
In mid air over the Atlantic, still falling

DBX: AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! *Takes a deep breath* AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! *Stops screaming and looks around* Dang, long fall. Hmm...
five minutes later

DBX: This fall is a lot longer than I thought it would be. Oh wait, nevermind. There's the ocean's surface now.
Before hitting, a flash of blue light appears below him, swallowing DBX. He's now in complete darkness, still falling.

DBX: More falling?! Come on!! I didn't fall through that stupid hole in the ERB floor! Where the heck am I?
*Looks at his surroundings. Everything is pitch black*

DBX: I'm going to have to stop falling eventually!! Okay, I know someone is behind this, so whoever it is had better let me land right now!!

DBX begins falling much slower

DBX: Aw crap!!!!!!

NP
*Naes places the radio on the seat of the jeep after speaking with DBL. A wicked smile crosses his face*
ring, ring, ring
 Naes-"Hello? Oh hey, yeah, yeah, uh huh, they should be fighting CC here soon anyways. Yep, it's all going according to
plan."
*Naes passes a highway sign that reads: Fort Macloud 70km Coalhurst 50km Lethbridge 42km*
Naes-"Yep, should be there soon, you have all the cheese and Tang stowed away? Good, everything is going perfectly, see ya
soon."
*Naes places down his cell-phone and he pulls a mask out of a bag on the passenger seat*
Naes-"Fools......"
*Naes errupts into laughter as the jeep rools on down the highway, revealing a trailer in tow, packed to the brim with cheese*

TPK
TPK: Give it to us!! (TPK and Rampage rush CC, while Op runs to the back up refridgerator that CC was guarding, and he
opens it up)

OP: What the he--- there's no cheese in here!

CC: What its gone?!? That little two-timing rat!

Rampage: Who, who took the cheese?!?

CC: it was my partner! His name was- (Suddenly CC is teleported away without revealing his partner.)

OP: Hmmn...It has to be one of us so lets just do a roll call. Here.

TPK: here.

Rampage: Here.

Hybrid: (Over a radio signal) Here And DBX jump out of the plane and vanished into some kinda different dimension, but hey I found some Spray cheese!

DBL!: (Over Radio signal) Here, but I haven't been able to contact NAes Pox for a couple hours now.

MN: I'm here at Puerto Rico, watching reruns of Episode II.

OP: Hmmn...I will try to find him, TPK you look for DBX.

TPK: DBX, come in. Over.

(Meanwile falling in some different Dimension)

DBX: whats that beeping noise? Oh yeah I forgot about the Radio. THis is DBX, AND I'm Falling through some dark hole and its getting aweful warm in here guys!

TPK: Roger that DBX I know Exactly where you are.

DBX: Well, get me out of here!

TPK: Okay, Assistant come in.

Assistant: Roger that, come back.

TPK: I need you to open up a portal that will get DBX from fallling into the gates of Hell to the US.

Assistant: No Problem.

(MEanwhile somewhere on the West Coast)

DBX: Yaaaahhhhh - ooofph. OUch that was a long fall, where am I?

OP: Come on man we got to go! Its just you, me, and DBL! to take out Naes Pox and whoever he is working with to steal the cheese!

MN

MN: troubling times is this. Has begun these Cheese Wars.

Disciple: Yes master. I sense a great disturbance in the Kraft.

MN: Powerful is the Moldy Side. We the Cheeside Knights must protect the cheese at all cost.

Disciple: First we must find it my master.

MN:....Doh! I knew their was something missing.

Disciple: What the hell do you think we were doing this entire time!!!!!! Hell it was your idea in the first place!

MN: ....riiiiiiiiiiight.

DBX
DBX finds himself lost somewhere on the west coast. Stumbling forward he reads a road sign.

DBX: "San Diego 200 miles"? *pulls out radio and calls TPK*

DBX: Yo, TPK, I thought you were going to make sure I didn't land in Hell.

TPK: I did, where are you?

DBX: 200 miles outside of San Diego.

TPK: Bad joke man.

DBX: Sorry, couldn't resist.

TPK: CC was the cheese napper, but he had a partner. We weren't able to find out who it was or where the cheese is
stored. Naes Pox fits into this too.

DBX: I think I know what's going on.

TPK: What?

DBX: I'll meet up with you guys later and explain. There's something I have to do first. I'll be in touch. *DBX turns off radio and pulls out cell phone, dialing a number*
*DBX turns off radio and pulls out cell phone, dialing a number*

Seraphim: Operator?

DBX: That stopped being funny a week after we watched "The Matrix". I don't think you can put a fresh spin on it now.

Seraphim: Alrighty. What's up?

DBX: Trouble. Missing cheese and tang. I think there's a larger conspiracy at work here. I'm in California right now, but I'll be
there soon. The Cheese War has started. You know what to do.

Seraphim: It will be ready when you get here.

DBX: Thanks. I'll see you soon.

*Hangs up and begins looking for a mode of transportation*

NP
*A dim lit empty building begins to fill with dozens of cloaked figures that begin to chant*

Crowd-"Cheese.... Tang....... Cheese...... Tang..... Cheese...... Tang..... Cheese...."
 *The crowd quiets down as a plain looking bot appears on a podium at one end of the room. He is yellow metallic in color
with a red 'T' on his chest*

T-"Thank you all for coming tonight, Cheese Tang!"

Crowd-"Cheese Tang!"

T-"The foolhardy ERB'ers are too busy chasing around ghosts and false leads to learn the horrible truth. And soon, all of the
worlds supply of Cheese and Tang will be ours!!"

*The crowd immediatley begins to chant again*

Crowd-"Cheese..... Tang..... Cheese...... Tang.... Chesse...."

*T brings the crowd to a low hush with a movement of his palm*

T-"Thats right, when Palmela here tells ya to shut up, ya listen!! Now, i have a pleasant surprise for ya, here he is, the
mastermind behind this devious scheme, the one who will deliver us into darkness...."

*A large door opens to the right of the podium, the crowd cowers as light moves into the buiiding. A lone figure begins to move
out of the doorway, it closing behind him. The bot makes his way up to the microphone*

Diaclone-"Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!"

TPK
Then Suddenly the Kool-Aid Jar man burst through the walls followed by an Arny of Kool-Aid burst Shocktroops, who begin
firing at the Tang Monks.

Monks : Quick get the cheese Tang out of here!
(They load the Cheese into Naes Pox's Trailer, and e and Diacloine ride off with the cheese)

Kool-aid Jar man: The Tang shall never Escape!!!

(And suddenly the Kool-Aid jar Man pushes a button and the enitire world supply of Tang is destroyed in a giant explosion. An explosion that does not go unoticed byt he ERBers.)

DBX: What was that?

OP: Don't know, but I know who is behind it!

DBL!: Quick lets go get the Chesse!

Stay tuned for the Conclusion of The Cheese Quest!

DBX

A short time ago on an ERB not really far away at all....

The Cheese Wars have begun. The stockpile of cheese from the ERB mansion has gone missing, and it's up to the ERB posters to find it. The ERB members search the globe, trying to find the lost Tang and cheese, only to discover that the culprit is ClasicCybertron. But as they open the recovered fridge, they find it totally empty. Sensing a great disturbance in the Kraft, the posters seek the real cheese thief whose motives are still a mystery. Meanwhile, Naes Pox begins operating under his own agenda alongside an invisible cohort...

T-"That damn Kool-Aid, always meesing in where he doesn't belong. I tell ya, the next time i see him...."
*T raises a rather patheticly small looking particle gun*

T-"Click click boom!! It'll all be over for the fat juicer!!"

Diaclone-"Settle down old friend, the monks were still able to get most of the Cheese out, and we can always manufacture
more Tang, i simply worry about our control over the monks. Without the large supply of readily available Tang, our grip on
them grows weaker."
T-"Bah, buncha panty wearin bots they are, don't know why their so important. If we run into any trouble, either by Aid or any
of those dorky ERB'ers....."

*T begins to raise his weapon when Diaclone waves it down*

Diaclone-"You fool, don't you ever watch Power Rangers? The monks are merely a diversionary tactic to hold up our
opponents till we finish our main objective."

 T-"And what exactly is our objective? You call me up a few weeks back, saying that we've begun again blah blah. Than you
tell me to round up all this garbage Cheese and Tang. Than, all of these monks end up on my front step with orders from you to
squat at my place till you show up. Now that all thats out in the open, what do we do now?"

Diaclone-"Relax, relax, i have it all worked out. We almost destroyed these pathetic ERB'ers the last time and i think i've
figured out the flaw in the original plan."

*T turns to Diaclone, an awe of excitement on his face*

T-"Really? Thats great! What is it? Can ya tell me?"

Diaclone pops the cap off his arm mounted cannon, he begins to grin evilly*

Diaclone-"Well ofcourse ol' buddy. The fault in the last plan....was you."

*With that, Diaclone blasts T out of the moving vehicle as his now lifeless body bangs and bounces against the hard
concrete*

Diaclone-"Now that he's out of the way, i need another partner.... hmm... Hybrid is too new to trust, and the rest will only foil
my plans in the end....AH HA!!"

Diaclone stamps his foot on the break, smashing the foot of the monk driver*

Diaclone-"I have it, you!"

*Diaclone points to the now crying monk in the driver seat*

Diaclone-"Tell the others to continue to the meeting point! And take me to the ERB Avenger's lair!!!"

*The convoy continues down the lone highway as the jeep begins it's adventure off-road*

MN
The ERBers reunite in the ERB hall.

MN: Fellow posters. Their is a dark shadow looming over our sacred halls. We cannot mount an offense by ourselves yet we
are not at full stregth to re-establish the CHMC. I propose we create a new faction. One who is quick and strong. One who will obide by a sacred coe of the order of Cheese. Let this group of powerful posters be known as the Cheedi!!! I am Megatron
Neo, Cheedi Master of the council of Cheedi. And I have come here to ask you all to FIGHT!!! FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU
BELIEVE IN!! NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! Long live Tang and may the Cheese be with you.

DBX
After Megatron Neo's speech, DBX meets Seraphim behind the ERB mansion

Seraphim: Cheedi? Cheese and Tang? Are these guys for real?"

DBX: Yep.

Seraphim: So they really are going to fight a Cheese War?

 DBX: Yep.

Seraphim: You're going to join them aren't you?

DBX: Yep.

Seraphim: Okay, but I'll never look at Koolaide the same again. Or that ERB basement. Do you guys ever clean down there?

DBX: Not since we locked Bob Skir in there.

Seraphim: Is that what that was? You do know that he's going insane down there. He keeps chanting something about sock
puppets.

DBX: Ignore it. Did you find what I told you to get?

Seraphim: Um.....kinda.

DBX: I hate it when you say that.

Seraphim: I didn't know exactly what I was looking for! I'm new here remember?

DBX: Did you at least find something?

Seraphim: A giant metal box shaped like a stasis pod. It's in your room.

DBX: Good. Thanks.

Seraphim: Are you really going to go through with this?

DBX: Diaclone's running amock, and he's got an army of cheese monks. Do I really have a choice?

Seraphim: You have no idea how ridiculous that sounds.

DBX: The plot has taken some unusual twists. What did you expect? Well, I'd better get back in there. Are you going to help?

Seraphim: Cheese I can fight for, but I never liked Tang. You're on your own.

DBX: Not completely. I emailed Schiz, he taught me some new stuff.

Seraphim: Okay, good luck. Kiss?

DBX: Keep it light, these guys hassle me enough as it is.

Seraphim gives him a quick kiss

DBX: I've got to get back. Take the car and get out of here. This could get ugly.

Seraphim (sarcastically): Oh thank you white knight, what ever would I do without you?

Inside, Osiris can be heard shouting

Osiris: They may take our cheese, but they will never take our freedom!!!

DBX: Oh man, I got to get back in there, they're starting to quote movies now.

Seraphim: Okay, but remember.....there is no spoon.

DBX rolls his eyes and goes back inside
 
DD
(Suddenly a group of Jet seekers lands in front of the ERB Mansion, they let off a cloak figure who runs queitly to the Back
door of the ERB Mansion, knocks twice and is let in by a ERBer that can't be seen in the dark shadow. The Three Jet seekers
Transform into Robot Mode and fly off into the Darkness.)

DBX: What the H#ll?!? Who was that? And who let him in?

(DBX walks in Pondering what he just witnessed, he notices that the ERBerrs Are still Quoting movies)

DBL!: NYPD- Nock Your Punkass Down!

OP: (Spots DBX entering the Room) Imperial Troops have entered the base, Imperial Troops have entered the....

DBX: Shut up Orisis. Did Anyone see any else enter the Mansion?

MN: Nope, Why? Who were the Jets?

DBX: Some Decepticon Seekers, they drop off some one and left.

DBL!: Who here would have enough Authority to command a group of Decepticon Seekers?

Heard from outside the room: ME!

(The Entire Room turns to see TPK Enter the Room with the Cloaked figure.)

TPK: I Have brought some one to help us in our Quest for the Cheese and Tang.

( THe Cloak Figure unshrouds his cloak revealing his Idenity! The ERBers look in shock and horror at the person TPK has
brought to the ERB Mansion)

WHo is the Cloaked figure? How can he help the ERBers obtain the Cheese and Tang? Find Out in the Next installment of the

Cheese Wars!

NP
*With Transforminator out of Diaclone's supposed hair, the infamous bot heads down a long backroad, his destination
un-known*

Diaclone-"So, the ERB'ers have begun to rally, and under Megs no less, this is getting interesting..."

*Diaclone looks towards the screen*

D-"Surprised i knew that? Maybe if those fools would meet somewhere Naes Pox hasn't been, they might get ahead of me, oh
well...."

Monk-"Sir, who are you talking to?"

D-"Hush fool, i am monologging here!! As i was saying....the fools beleive me week, well they will soon see the extent of my
power, and now with that moronic child gone, i can pursue un-hindered, all i require now is an ally...or two...HA HA HA
HA!!!"
 
DBL!

CC: (Grabs Radio, turns to channel 13) Diaclone come in!

D: I read you, Over.

CC: Our plan is working perfectly, the Cheedi have gather together inside My ERB Mansion!

D: Perfect! Activate Project: Bad HTML!

CC: Roger that! (CC pulls out a remote detonator, and pushes the red button)

Suddenly the ERBers are broken up by the Shock when the entire ERB Mansion rocks and shakes, and Catches on fire.

OP: CC has activated the Self Destruct!

MN: Is there a way out?

OP: No, CC built the self destruct to trap whoever is inside to their deaths!

DBL!: There has to be a way out!

TPK: Yes, there is! Darth Duron, use your sith ways to teleport us all out of here and to the west coast! We must trap CC, NP, and their mysterious partner!

Darth Duron: Yes my master. (Makes a fist with one hand a waves the other hand in the air like a slicing sword.)
Suddenly, THe Erbers look to their suprise to see that they are at TPK secret Mountain Base.

OP, MN, DBL!, and DBX: Wow!! Nice place!

TPK: Thanks. Assistant!

Assistant: Yes?

TPK: Have you and ampage completed the Task I asigned to you?

Rampage: Yep, we have, And she still won't even tell me her name!

TPK laughs out loud) Well, thats her perrogitive. But since you have completed the task we have the others right where we
want them! Soon CC, NP, and their mysterious partner shall meet their end!

Darth Duron: At last we shall have our cheese, At last we shall have revenge!

MN
All of a sudden Megatron Neo is teleported away from the scene to a dark omniouse place with huge statues of past Board
villains.

MN: I sense a dark presence her. The Moldy Side is strong.

???: Are you the one named Megatron Neo?

MN: Yes...I am. Who speaks?

???: That is of no concern. I have something for you.

30 droids appear and attack Megatron Neo. Megatron unleashes his Sword of Fury and begins hacking away at the droids
with precision and style. Blocking the blasts punches and kicks. Until only a mountain of scrap is left.

MN: WHO ELSE WANTS SOME!!!!!

???: ...I underestimated your power....Cheedi.

MN: Your first and last mistake.

???: he he he. Your little insurrection is at an end. I have manipulated you ERBers like the pawns and puppets you are. The
newly formed Cheedi's are no match for my power.

MN: Show yourself!

???: Your Cheedi will fail. Your allies will fail. You will fail.

MN: Enough of this.

Megatron Neo takes out his arm mounted Plasma Gun.

MN: Its been a long time coming...but...THIS IS FOR THE ERB!!!!!
He shoots plasma energy all around the hall destroying statues and crumbling the area around himself.

???: ha ha ha ha ha ha. Its no use. I am more than your average physical entity. I am more. Much much more. I have
manipulated you ERBers since the begining. Slowly placing you in the correct area. Gathering you together under one
banner....SO THAT I MAY CRUSH YOU IN ONE SWEEP!!!!

An energy blast comes from one of the statues eyes and strikes Megatron Neo down.

MN: Arggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!

He crumbles on the floor.

???: know this. That before you die, you will bear witness to the end of days and the fall of your beloved ERB. And you will be
held responsible for its destruction.

A light falls on the statues and Megatron Neo sees who it is.

MN: ...you...it...cant be. Your....gone...

???: Time to sleep...Cheedi

He blast him one more time. But Megatron Neo stands...defiant of the death that surrounds him.

???: ....I grow tired of this. Emmisaries!! ATTACK!!!

Hundreds upon hundreds of Sockpuppets enter and attack Megatron Neo. They are more than he can handle and he knows
this is the end. So he initializes the Self Destruct Sequence embeded into his armor.

 TAI2: Self destruct sequence activated.

MN: good bye...my friends.

Back at the ERB all of the posters stop and see MN's last horrifying image as hundreds upon hundreds of Sock Puppets bear
down upon the hero and begin tearing him apart before they and MN himself are engulfed by a bright light Incenerating the body and his enemies.

ERBers: Noooooooooooooo

Back at the Citidal of Evil, everything is as it was for exception that some statues have been destroyed and a huge crater now
stands in the middle of the chamber. A Dark cloaked figure appears which in fact was ??? followed by another cloaked figure.

???: Hmmm. He would have made a powerful ally.

second cloaked figure: Yes master. What do we do about Diaclone and his followers?

???: They are doing exactly what they are supposed to. Chaos. But soon it will be time to unmask ourselves and present the
faces of the true enemy. ha ha ha ha

...To Be Continued

Narrator
A short time ago on an ERB not really far away at all....

It is a dangerous time for the ERB. Havoc has engulfed this sector of the galaxy. Manipulated by a mysterious force the Cheedi have been forced out of their home and lay in waiting in their secret mountain base. Still mourning the betrayal of one of their own, Clasic Cybertron and the lost of their Leader Megatron Neo, The Cheedi plan to mount a strike, which will weaken the forces of the enemy. Homeless, cheese-less, and leaderless will they be able to defeat the dark forces that have thrust the ERB in chaos?

DBX: Shut up Osiris!

Osiris: Hey!

DBX: sorry force of habbit.

Osiris: yeah.

TPK: Ok People. We need to get a plan in the works here, cause i don't want to wait here for our deaths, Like some People(Looks over at Hybrid who has a big foam hand on that says "we're Next" And waving a team flag
that says "Death" While sitting in a LaZyBoY.)

Osiris: Hey! how come he get's a LaZyboY?!?!

Hybrid: Cause i'm special that's why.

DBX Under his breath: Yeah your 'Special' Alright.

TPK: people, people, Please, we still have to find out what hapend to Shockwave....I mean LaZyBoYs for all!!(Pushs a little red nob and LaZyBoYs pop out from nowhere.)

Osiris: {(Oh holys of holys, testment to the lords ever lasting love)} HOLY MACARONI!!!!(OsirisRuns over to one of the LaZyBoYs And sits down)
Osiris: Ahhhhhhhh...

DBX: Oh great, now how are we sposed to get every one off there Arses.(DBX Flops back into one of the LaZyBoYs)

DBX: Ohhhh yeah that's the good stuff. *In The Citidal of Evil*

???: Ha ha haa, Those foolish ERBers, Thanks to the Late Megatron Neo we now know right where they have been hidding. Now Ready the Sock Troops!

Cloked Figure: Yes Master.

???: Now go, Wipe them out, all of them! Tune in next time for more heart racing action on THE CHEESE WARS.

DBX
Good job with the HTML Megatron Neo.
Writing time.
Things finally settle down after the LazyBoy fight

DBX: What's our first move?

Osiris: They're attacking us. We just have to sit and wait.

TPK: We have to be prepared for battle.

Hybrid: Okay, I'll get the spray cheese, you guys find the toothpicks.

TPK: I was thinking more along the line of weapons.

Osiris: We could use lightsabers.

DBL!: Isn't that a little cheesy?

DBX: I thought "cheesy" was what we were aiming for.

TPK: Let's split up and look for weapons. There has to be something around here we can use.

Osiris: How's this?

====>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DBX: A lightsaber. Great. What do we do now that Megatron Neo is gone? Who's in charge?

All at once: Me!

DBX: This is getting nowhere. I'm going to take a walk.

DBL!: Do you have a weapon?

DBX: Well, to follow the theme...

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<======>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Osiris: Sweet! Can I try?

DBX: No, the enemy can decapitate us fine on their own, they don't need your help.

Osiris (thinks about it): Hey!!

DBX: I'll be outside.

DBX walks out the door

TPK: There has to be some better weapons around here.

DBL!: This is a military base. We should be able to find something.

Rampage: Let's look in the armory.

Hybrid: Arm a what?

Rampage: Armory, they keep weapons there.

Osiris: This is going to be a long week...

Outside, DBX waits patiently until Seraphim drives up in her car. DBX leaps out of the way

Seraphim: Ha, ha, very funny.

DBX: Well?

Seraphim: If I have to lug this stupid thing around any longer I'm going to kill you.

she opens the car door and pulls out the metal case

Seraphim: I can't believe it survived the fire.

DBX: That reminds me, Bob Skir was still locked inside when the mansion went up right?

Seraphim: I think so.

DBX: Good. We'll roast marshmallows later if the fire is still burning.

Seraphim: What's going on in the base?

DBX: They're planning a surprise party for our unwelcome guests.

Seraphim: And this thing I've been carrying around?

DBX: A party favor.

Seraphim: Try not to break anything.

DBX: You can go home now. Try not to hit any pedestrians.

Seraphim: More jokes. Nice.

Seraphim leaves and DBX unlocks the box with a key, opening it and looking inside

DBX: Never thought I'd have to use this again...
 
TPK
TPK: Okay guys heres my Armory.

(The ERBers look around to see a great hallway of weapons that even the Matrix's Armory couldn't chaalenge.)

Rampage: Whoa! Dibs on the Fully Automatic Railgun!

DBL!: I call the giant Timberwolf II Mech!

TPK: I have something Special planned for the Moldy side! Two giant warriors await my command to devaste the Sock

Troops. And I shall return to my Decepticon Mech!

(TPK walks over to a giant Robot and enters the Head and the Robot comes alve and stands 250 feet tall, and the ERBers
Look in awe and wonder at..)

Rampage: The Predaking!!!

The Predaking: Yes, And Now I shall lead us into battle, So let the Sock Troops come, let them Come!

OSIRIS
 *Osiris looks at TPK's mech*
Osiris: Now this hardly seems fair. where's mine?

TPK: HaHaHa, This is the only one i've made. HaHAHa

Osiris: Well Screw that. Yo Athlon! err i mean Duron, can you cheedi pop me back to So Cali??

DD: Uhh I don't really think it works lik..

Osiris: Ok Yeah Never mind i found a jet pack. Later suckas!

Hybrid: Bye! DBL!: Shut up Hybrid

TPK: Oh he'll Be back They always come back.

Rampage: Who always coms back? TPK: Uhh how am i spose to know they all came back. *DBX Walks into the room*

DBX Ok who gave Osiris the Jet pack??

Rampage: Well he grabed it and ran, TPK Says he'll be back though.

DBX: You know he'll just end up killing him seilf or a small town.

TPK: Nah he was just hedding home.

DBX: Oh no.

DBL!: What??

DBX: He has a small armory under his house you may have just doomed Us all.

Hybrid: Sweet!(Puts his big foam hand back on) (TPK Fires a lazor at Hybrid, hybrid starts bouncing around like a super
ball)

ERBers: Ahahahhaha *Somewhere over AZ*

Osiris: THis is sooo kick @$$!!!1 Wohooo! Oh a Krispy Cream, (Osiris Dives down with his jet pack and brakes though a window)

Osiris: D'OH!!(Osiris Flies out of the Krispy Cream With a big box of doughnuts)

Osiris: Now this is Sweet. Ten Minutes later OsirisPrim lands at his 'Pad')

Osiris: Hee Hee, Surger!(OsirisPulls out his cool Lighter, lights it and drops it on the front lawn, It flams up good but goes out really fast to revail a BIG @$$ Mettal door, Osiris Walks over to a little trap door type thingy and steps on a bif red nubby type thing the trap door opens up to revile the super happy fun slide, Osiris Hops in)

Osiris: Weeeee!!(Zooms way out. you hear a big loud bang then a clang Then there is a burst of light then something flashs by where you were looking) *Back at the MT. Base*

TPK: Ok every one grab some armor and some guns and get ready, the time will come soon!(Everyone rushs the gun racks Grabing every thing they can.) *20 Minutes later*(all the ERBers[sept Osiris] Wait behind The only way in or out of the MB)

TPK: Be ready People the attack could come at any time. Boombaclang!(Everone cocks there guns)

Loud booming voice: Damn it! DBX: It's Osiris. (TPK Opens the big doors to the MB. Every one looks up at Osiris' protype Neo Transformer mech http://et_alterations.tripod.com/osiris/)

Osiris: You ain't the only one with free time!

Stay tuned for the next part of the Cheese wars!

Narrator
A Shadow befalls the mountain side. A Dark ship the size of a small town approaches a figure free falls from the ship and lands
on the rugged terrain. It is the cloaked figure who aided in the destruction of Megatron Neo. She uncloakes and reveals herself
to be?Mrs. Potter!!!

Mrs. Potter: Hello boys, its been a while.

TPK: Who the hell are you lady

DBX: That’s Mrs. Potter. One of the old board villains. She used to hit on us and make obscene comments.

Hybrid: Hey Rampage sounds like your kinda girl.

Rampage: ?yeah

He winks at Mrs. Potter who smiles back at him

The assistant gives Mrs. Potter the “evil eye”. She then hits Rampage over the head

Assistant: Eyes forward flyboy

Rampage: I knew you cared about?

Assistant pulls out a rocket launcher and points it to Rampage

Assistant: If you wish to live until college you wont finish that sentence.

Mrs. Potter: Now now if you don’t want him I’ll take him?

DBX: I thought we sent you to the Pit.

Mrs. Potter: My, “employer” has released me?among others.

 DBL!: Others?

TPK: yeah, what others?

Mrs. Potter: such as Diaclone and Transforminator. But they arnt the only ones. Their will be more?.much much more. Unless
you Cheedi join us?and me. Together we can do sooooo many things. The possibility are limitless.

OP: Ok, this chick is frekin me out!

Hybrid: I don’t know?its kinda turning me on

Rampage: Hey I saw her first!

Assistant: grrrrr.

Rampage: Never mind Hybrid you can have her

DBX: It’s a trick. Its her power. That’s how she confuses us. Still up to your old tricks, eh Potter!!!!

Mrs. Potter: Ah but Ive picked up some new ones to!

Her hair unleashes a volley of attack. Her dred locks are like vipers striking out at the Cheedi. In the distance we see a car
driving up and slam into Mrs. Potter Seraphim: Woman like you give us a bad name!!!!
The ERBers awaken from Mrs. Potters trance. Dazed but unyielding they pick up their weapons and prepare to fight.

Rampage: What had happened to us?

DBX: We were under Mrs. Potters spell.

DBL!: How do we fight that ability

DBX: Easy?just keep in mind?.she is actually a male poster.

OP: yuck

DBL!: Okaaaaay

RAMPAGE: That’ll work

TPK: That’s disgusting

Hybrid: Your telling me. I said she was turning me on??.blah!!!

Assistant: Okay people by numbers?TAKE HER DOWN!!!

 To be continued...

OSIRIS
 *out side the MT. base* (Osiris Walks over to the the mech)

Osiris: Boo-ya I'm biger than you! (SC's Mech kicks Osiris in the croch)

Osiris: You kicked me in the croch! I like that, welcome to the ERB er Cheedi.

SC: THanks, But i've got somethig to settle with ol Predy boy up there.

Osiris: Yeah i get that(Looks down at hybrid, who now has brought out one of the LaZyBoYs and is getting his neck rubbed by 'Mrs' Potter)

DBX: Oh for crying out loud, It's a man!

Hybrid: Meh, a massage is a massage.

Rampage: Is it just me or is that kinda turing you on (Hot Asst chick knees Rampage in the crouch)

RampageWhile on the ground in pain: Ya know some People Express their love through pain.(Uber hot asst chick side steps away from Rampage)

SC: You're a vary strange Group arn't you?(starts climbing in to his mech)

Osiris: Yeah....But we do, Ummm....Hey look over there it's a Monkey!(Osiris flps a switch in side his mech and it disapears)

SC: The Predaking It's time for you to tell me what happend, why i'm here an how did you get the tech for that Mech!!

TPK: Ok it went down like this.... *20 Minutes later*

SC: So that's how it went down.....(DBX Shakes his head and walks back into the MT.Base)

DBX Oh this thing ain't going down for a while.. (Osiris While still cloked Notices that all the sock troopers were put to sleep by TPKS story)

Osiris: Hey DBL! Check it out we won.

DBL!: Cool though, we might have won this battle the war is far from over...... hey where's Hybrid and "Mrs".Potter??

Did Hybrid go too far? Are rampage nuts going to drop back down?? did the ERBers really win the battle all this and more on
the next episode of THE CHEESE WARS!!

DBX
Joined by Shadow Convoy, the Cheedi stand outside the Mountain Base ready to fight Mrs Potter to the death
DBX: Don't relent in your attack. Board villans are leeches, give 'em an inch, they take a mile. So keep hitting and dodge
anything she throws.

Osiris: Who died and made you leader?....oh, right.

DBX: I never claimed to be leader - in fact, I don't really need the job. Here's our battle plan. TPK, you flank from the left.

Osiris, from the right. Rampage and I will go straight forward.

TPK: You've done this before haven't you?

DBX: Eh, once or twice. On three. One....two....THREE!!

The four Cheedi attack. TPK goes first, striking Potter and breaking her arm. Osiris flies in on his jetpack, uses his lightsaber
and cuts off Potter's other arm. Rampage then shoots her in the stomach with a rocket launcher, leaving a gaping hole.

Mrs Potter: No! I thought you guys loved me!

DBX: Sorry, I'm taken. Besides, I don't swing that way.

DBX cuts off Mrs Potter's head, but the head keeps talking

Mrs Potter: Why don't we find someplace quiet to go boys?

TPK: I wont die!!

 DBX: Yeah, tell me about it. Ever see that old movie "The Brain That Wouldn't Die"?

Osiris: Didn't that have Carrot Top in it?

DBX: No, you're thinking braindead. It's not a movie, the guy's just a moron.

Mrs Potter: Somebody kiss me!

Shadow Convoy's foot drops down onto Mrs Potter, crushing her to death

DBX: We've fought this thing for almost a year and that's all it took to kill it?!

Rampage: What's your point?

DBX: No point really, just observing.

The Cheedi stand around silently looking at each other, wondering what to do next

TPK: You guys want to go inside and watch TV? I get free cable.

All: Sure.

ALT ENDING

TPK
(The ERBers looks susoiciuosly at THe Predaking.)
The Predaking: Hey dude, My mech is from my home planet, that was lost when it broke free from its orbit five million years
ago. As for the Mountain base, I have had that constructed to be my base of Operations during the Cola Wars.

Darth Duron: Yes my master tells the truth, he regenerated me during the Cola Wars here at this place.

SC: Then How did I get here?

DBL!: Simple!, I brught you here!

(Everyone execept TPK Turns to look at DBL!)

DBL!: Yeah it was a long time ago, whent he cheese was just stolen by Naes Pox and ClassicCybertron. We needed and
Outsider to trust, so I detected your Space Craft and shot it down.

TPK: After I found out that DBL!, my Leutient during the Cola Wars had done that I brought you here for Reformatting. And I
released you Just now when Mrs. Potter showed up to fight us, I figured she would paralyze us and you would come in handy.

SC: Where did mrs. Potter go?!?!
(All the ERbers look around to see Mrs. Potter in full retreat with the Sock Troops coming in a landsweep formation.)

Rampage: Uhh oh!

OP: This might Sting.

DBL!: Raise sheilds, bring the energy turrents online, activate the Plasmma mines!

 The Predaking: All right everyone stand your ground, we have reinforcements inbound, so let the Sock Troops come, Cry
Kraft it, and let loose Single slices once more!

What will happen in the next installment? How will the ERBers fair the upcoming Battle against the Moldy Side and its Sock
Troops? Who are the Mysteriousleaders of the Moldy side of the Kraft? Stay tune for the next installment of THe Cheese
Wars!

MN
In the Dark Citidal ??? looks upon the viewscreen as Mrs. Potter heads roll through the ground and gets crushed.

???: sigh....you know how hard it is to find good Board Villains these days?

He raises his hand and a wide gap in space and time opens. Many lost souls are seen suffering. Two emerge from the Pit.

???: Do you know who you are?

Locutus: I am Locutus. I am The Collective. I am Borg.

???: And you?

El Stinky: Ayy Orale of course I know who I am! I am the rootiness tootiness dog garn looniness, fastess shootiness...

???: ENOUGH!!!! I did not bring you back so that you can waste my time with pointless babble. El Stinky I want you to
cammand my army of Sockpuppets and attack the west side of the ERB compound. Bring me the artifact DBX has hidden. IT
MUST NOT SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!!!!

El Stinky: Ay Caramba, but them sock puppets. they a stink like gym socks.

???: That is why you are known as El Stinky is it not?

El Stinky: ...uh...hey your right!!!!

???: Idiot. Locutus you will command your army of Borg.

??? raises his hand to the open sky and a Time Warp appears releasing a Borg Cube Ship

???: Your mission...destroy their leader....or better yet. Assimilate him.

Locutus: Resistance is futile. I will obey you...the collective.

They both leave. An armored Robot enters. He's huge and black with glowing red eyes.

???: Ah, Holocaust. No doubt those two idiots will fail. But they will weaken the opposition.

Holocaust: Yes, my master.

???: Your job is to finish what they left undone.

Holocaust: I will obey you master.

He turns to leave

???: And Holocaust....wipe them out....all of them.

Holocaust: I will not fail....my master.

He transforms into a stealth B1 Bomber jet and flies into the distance.

???: You had best not.

DBX
Here's my last installment of the week. Mainly because I'm tired and I'm not feeling creative enough to write more. Forgive the
one Evil Dead 2 reference I put in there ("Groovy"), I'm still quoting it. BTW, if you haven't seen Evil Dead 2 on DVD, you
should watch the movie with the audio commentary by the creators of the film and Bruce Campbell. It's funnier than the movie
itself, and it's like watching Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Anyway, here's my chapter:
In the Mountain Base, the Cheedi see the approaching army

Rampage: It's El Stinky!

TPK (laughs): Who?

DBX: Former board villan like Mrs Potter. He's a second-class troll at best, but he could provide a lot of annoyance.

Osiris: I thought he was dead.

DBX: Then we'll just have to kill him again.

Rampage: They've got a Sockpuppet army this time.

TPK: How many board villans are there?

Rampage: Let's see, there was Shadow, El Stinky, Diaclone, Transforminator, Mrs Potter...

DBX: Locutus!

Rampage: Yeah, him too.

DBX: No, I mean he's attacking too. He's got an army of Borg.

TPK: They're attacking the west side of the base.

DBX opens a weapon locker and pulls out the metal box Seraphim delivered

Osiris: What's that?

DBX: Something I haven't used in a while. Mainly because I didn't have to use it.

Rampage: Do you really think it's gotten that serious?

DBX: We're being attacked by Sockpuppets and Borg, it was never serious. It's just a little dangerous.

The door is battered down and Sockpuppets begin flooding in followed by Borg

TPK: Yuck! Those Sockpuppets smell worse than Hybrid's gym bag!

Hybrid (offended): Hey! That's not very.....oh wow, you're right. Those things do smell worse.

Locutus approaches the Cheedi

 Locutus: Prepare to be assimilated!

DBX: Assimilate this!!

DBX hit Locutus with the butt of a rifle. Locutus then grabs the rifle, assimilating it and integrating it with his own body

DBX: Huh....he really did assimilate it. I was just trying to sound cool

Locutus begins firing at them while the Cheedi start killing the Borg and Sockpuppet army

DBL!: There's too many of them!

Osiris tosses a grenade into a group of Borg, blowing them up. TPK shoots with a rail gun

TPK: There isn't enough room in here to use the Mechs! We have to lead them outside!

The Cheedi all run out and the army follows. DBX stops in the doorway seeing that El Stinky and Locutus aren't leaving.
Instead, they're making their way to the box

DBX: That's mine!

El Stinky: It belongs to the great and powerful El Stinky now! I am the supreme board villan I am-

DBX: -toast.

DBX fires at El Stinky. The shockwave sends El Stinky slamming into the wall. DBX then runs to Locutus and tackles him.
Locutus easily throws DBX back. DBX attacks again but this time is punched in the jaw, making him fall to the floor beside of
the box.

Locutus: Resistance is futile. Your days are numbered Dinobot X. You will be assimilated.

As Locutus reaches down to assimilate him, DBX opens the box revealing a set of armor. He takes a sidearm off of the armor
and points it at Locutus

DBX: I don't think so.

DBX fires and Locutus is knocked unconcious. X uses the opportunity to put on the armor. Finally, he puts on the helmet which completes the armor and charges it up with energy

DBX: Groovy.

Outside, the battle continues with the Cheedi using mechs and various other weapons. The Sockpuppets and Borg are easily a
match for them, yet the Cheedi are gaining ground

TPK (mowing down Sockpuppets with The Predaking's weapons): Who would have thought killing Sockpuppets would be this much fun?

Osiris (shooting Borg with his mech's shoulder-mounted Megacannon): I've been meaning to field test this thing! Too bad Bob
Skir isn't here for me to shoot at!

Osiris tosses a volley of energon explosives at the Borg cube, doing serious damage to it

Rampage: Where did DBX and the board villans go?

the board villans are thrown out of the door of the base, still alive but injured. DBX walks out of the base in the armor

Guardian (DBX): I'm back!!

MN
Deep within the Dark Citidal.

???: Perhaps I have taken this war to lightly.

He sees the viewscreen while both armies are at a stalemate.

???: I may need to take a more...direct aproach to the matter.

Two droids enter the chamber

Droid 1: My lord, the cheese has been outfitted and we are now currently preparing your new body to download the Kraft
Energy into the main powerdrive.

Droid 2: Your body will be completed in 2 days.

???: Excelent.

He sees the battle once more.

???: But the tide of the battle can turn in two days.

???: prepare my ship.

Droid 2: Your shuttle master?

???: No. My war ship.

Droids: Yes my lord.

We see an enormouse ship rising with thousands upon thousands of air drones circling and thousands more Tank Drones
following on the ground

Inside the ship The cloaked ??? sits at a command consol.

???: It is time to end this war.

Back at the battle field Guardian has turn the tide of battle in favor of the Cheedi. The Sockpuppets are dwindling and the two
Board Villains continue to battle against the mechs.

El Stinky: You Cheedi can not eh defeeet me!!! I am El Stiny the mighty!! And I want you to say halo to me little friend
He bend down and points his arse to the Mechs. And fires flatulence bombs to our heroes.

TPK: The acidic compund of his flatulence is eating away at our protective mechanoid exteriors.

Hybrid: Say What!!!

Guardian: His farts burn

RAMPAGE: And stink

Locutus: Prepare for assimilation

He assimilates on of the unused Mechs into his own body.

Mecha Locutus: Destroy the Cheedi. So commands the Collective

OP: We cant win like this

Guardian: I cant keep holding them off by myself

Assistant: we need more help

A Trans Warp gate opens releasing the Walmarticon

Guardian: Walmarticon!!!!

He's the size of a 20 story building. With one huge step he crushes the remainding Sockacons

El Stinky: my Sockacons!!! My babies!!!

He teleports away

Walmarticon: Mission completed.

OP: Mission what wission?

Walmarticon: Protect all ERBers.

RAMPAGE: Baby I havnt seen you since the Shadow Wars!!! When TS transported you and Turtalator to oblivion!!!

A holgraphic image appears of Turtalator.

Turtalator: Good day my friends. I have a message to you from the Watchers. A Race of peace loving beings who record the
process of history. They have granted me the chance to return to you that which may turn the tide of battle.

Guardian: Stay and fight with us.

Turtalator: I wish I could my friends. But I was chosen to deliver this message. My stay here is temporary.

RAMPAGE: Why didnt they do it? And why help us?

Turtalator: The Code of the Watchers forbids them to interfere with any race. However the enemy you face has broken the rule
of time and space unleashing terrible horrors upon this world. You must regain the Cheese. Only then can you Cheedi use the
force of Kraft and put an end to this war.

Hybrid: we'll miss you man.

Turtalator: As will I my friends. I must return to the matrix. Use Walmarticon wisely.

The holgram dissapears and Walmarticon begins firing an armada of missiles to the Borg ship destroting it. Locutus then
collapses

Locutus: System shutting down.

Walmarticon stands triumphant. and the ERBers cheer victory. But not before a red alert sounds in the Mountain Base.

DBL!: What is it?

Guardian: oh no. theirs an army five times bigger heading our way.

Guardian looks around at his men. The Base is in a reck and his troops are tired.

 Darth Duran: What shall we do?

RAMPAGE: This base is compromised

OP: So that leaves us with what!!

RAMPAGE: Assistant...

Assistant: yes?

RAMPAGE: This might be our last night on Earth and I...

Assitant punches him in the face

RAMPAGE: ...Th..ank...you...

Assistant: Dont mention it.

Guardian: We have Walmarticon which is a base in itself. We retreat.

Hybrid: Or we can all stay here and die

All ERBers: Shuttup Osiris!!

OP: Hey!!! You know that joke is getting old.

Guardian: Lets move out people.

Walmarticon transforms into base mode. A Huge shopping Mart with wheels. and rolls away as the Cheedi enter.

Some time later, Holocaust enters ???'s ship.

???: Where are they?

Holocaust: There is a sign of a battle but when I arrived it was over. Our side was devastated.

???: How is that possible?

Holocaust: Unkown master. But perhaps he can tell us?

He yanks out someone from the floor. Its El Stinky.

El Stinky: ah dona hurt me!!!

???: Tell me everything...

To be continued

DBX
Aboard Walmarticon, the ERBers formulate their next plan.

Guardian: Turtalator said we have to regain the cheese in order to use the Kraft to win the war. Does anyone have a plan?

Rampage: No.

Osiris: No

TPK: No.

DBL!: No.

Hybrid: No.

Assistant: No.

Rampage: Yes. -er...heh, heh, I mean no.

Osiris: What about Gouda?

Guardian: Ah yes, the great Cheedi Master. Osiris, set a course for Dagoblah.

TPK: Dagoblah? Is that another planet? It could take us months to get there!

Guardian: No, Dagoblah is a nightclub downtown. We'll be there in five minutes.

Osiris: And they serve cheese there!

Five minutes later, Guardian, Osiris, and Rampage enter the club looking for Gouda. He's a short alien-like creature with
pointed ears and green skin - mold green. Gouda is in the process of harrassing a waitress

Gouda: Lap dance you must! Money I will pay!

Waitress: For the last time you little troll, this is a club, not a strip bar! Now pay your tab or get out!

Osiris: Gouda!

Gouda: Greetings Osiris, my hommie. Shaking what is?

Osiris: Same old, same old. How's Bar Bar Drinks?

Gouda: In 7th Freshman year at Michigan University he is.

Rampage: Isn't that a little unusual?

Gouda: Not for that school. Suma Cum Lade he is. Waitress pay way to college? Lap dance for Gouda?

Waitress: Don't change the subject, you owe me for those drinks.

Guardian: It's okay, we'll pay for our friend here.

Gouda: My hero you are. Buy you a drink I will.

Guardian: How? I'm paying, remember?

Gouda: It is thought that counts. Trust your thoughts, but beware the Moldy Side.

Guardian: Yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before. We need your guidance Master Gouda.

Gouda: I understand. When beer you cannot open, a lightsaber you must use.

Rampage: Not that kind of guidance.

Gouda: Nothing repairs a droid like duct tape?

Guardian: No, we need REAL advice.

 Gouda: Frustrating me you are. Tell me your plight.

Osiris: Someone stole all of the cheese from the ERB, and then they destroyed the mansion, and captured our base. We're on
the run and we need to recover the cheese.

Gouda (burping): Hammered I am. Not understanding you I am.

Rampage looks at the shot glasses on the table and holds one up

Rampage: Waitress, how many of these has he had?

Waitress: I lost count after 12.

Guardian: Just enough for him to be totally annebriated.

Gouda: See the pink Bantas did you? Led by a bald Wookie they were.

Osiris: He's completely out of it.

Gouda: Drive home I must. Where are the keys to my speeder?

Waitress: You swallowed them twenty minutes ago when you said something about being a designated driver. You and your
friends gotta pack it up shorty, we're closing. You don't have to go back to the swamp, but you can't stay here.

Guardian: Come on old timer, we'll get you some coffee. Once you're sobered up maybe we can get our answers.

Gouda: Transportation you have?

Osiris: Yeah, we brought Walmarticon.

Gouda: Hmm, yes, but beware the X-Wings. Panic from the skies they bring. Two torpedos will blow it up.

Rampage: What is he talking about?

Osiris: The guy has seen too many Star Wars movies, he thinks we're talking about the Death Star.

The Cheedi leave with Gouda in tow. Gouda is so drunk he's staggering on his small feet.

Gouda: 99,999 Cloned Troopers on the field, 99,999 Cloned Troopers. Shoot one down, kick it around, 99,998 Cloned
Troopers on the field...

Rampage: While we're waiting for him to sober up, can we at least put a muzzle on him?

Gouda: Heard that I did!

To Be Continued...

 The Cheedi’s Cheese Quest has turned to a struggle for survival. Hunted down by a mysterious adversary with the ability to
summon defeated foes from ERB past The Cheedi must now search for new allies. Visited by an old forgotten ally they have been given a powerful new base to mount an offense to recapture their Cheese. With their new base Walmarticon, and the protection of the mysterious alien race known as the Watchers, The Cheedi continue to search for their abducted Cheese and have enlisted the aid of a powerful Cheedi Master named Gouda. But the dark shroud of the Moldy Side is strong and ready to annihilate our heroes.

Diaclone-"So Avenger, you think this will halt me from finding you..."

*His right arm changing into multiple forms, Diaclone finally decides on a choice of the Plasma Cannon, a staple weapon among
ERB'ers. He points the massive barrel at the rock face, blowing it into minute fragments*

Diaclone-"So, this is it old friend, we will finally have the final confrontation."

*Walking through the gaping hole, Diaclone proceeds down a long metalic hallway. He reaches it's end, a large room carved
into the rock, on one side of the room is dozens of monitors and a cryogenic chamber on the other. Diaclone approaches the
monitors*

Diaclone-"Whats this, Mrs. Potter?!??! Bah, that fool, when will he ever learn that frontal assaults do nothing against these
losers.

*Some time passes*

Diaclone-"So, El and Locutus have been taken out as well, so much for the Axis of Evil i was to create. But at least i still have
you my dear friend."

*Diaclone turns to the cryogenic chamber, wiping the condensation off with his hand, revealing the face of a large bot*

Diaclone-"You will serve as my second strike, first being the theft of their precous supplies, but they will un-doubtedly find
more. Thats why we must strike quickly, with Neo gone, thier ranks are thinned, and i do not think these new-comers hold too
much threat to my plans."

*Diaclone places his arms around the chamber, ripping it from it's base. Pipes begin to flail about as their contents spill out onto
the floor. Diaclone hoists the chamber onto his should as his arm forms into another weapon of mass destruction*

Diaclone-"Enjoy your pathetic victories ERB'ers, fore your time draws short!"

*Diaclone's new weapon spits plasmatic green fire across the floor, igniting the chemicals spilling out from the flailing pipes. The
entire room erupts into flames as Diaclone exits the hallway, the chamber beginning to drip on his shoulder*

**Far away from the rocky plains, a new mystery emerges from the ruble of the ERB mansion. A low rumble knocks some
debris from it's pile as suddenly a hand bursts through**

MN
In the lead flagship of ???.

Holocaust: My lord. Diaclone has been at the citidal. He has released The last Cryogenic Chamber.

???: WHAT!!!! That fool! What does he think he's doing?!?

Holocaust: Perhaps controlling him is far more difficult than was to be expected.

???: Yes. When he destroyed Transforminator I knew then that he was operating under his own agenda. But we are to far
ahead schedule to rectify that mistake. He will be dealt with in time. I have...other matters for you to attend.
Holocaust: I live to serve, my Dark Lord.

???: I wish you to teleport to this planet. It is the planet of The Watchers.

Holocaust: Your orders, master?

???:....Eliminate them. I will not tolerate their interference. I want you to do what is necesary to strike them out of the picture.

Holocaust: As you wish.

???: No Holocaust. As I command.

Holocaust: Yes sir.

Holocaust transforms to B1 Bomber form and shoots off to deep space.

At The watchers planet Holocaust aproaches and Transforms into a third Form. He drains the Solar systems solar star and
releases it unto a incredible blast of energy which rips the planet in two. Thousands scream upon feeling the nuclear heat
released from the planet core. Every being that ever lived in that planet disintegrates in a blinding flash.

Back at Walmarticon

Gouda: Hmmm

RAMPAGE: What is it?

Gouda: Pain. Terrible pain.

OP: A disturbance in the Kraft?

Gouda: No Hangover have I. Much Pain cause.

Guardian: No....its something...more. Somewhere....elsewhere. As if millions of voices shouted out in terror and were suddenly
silenced.

Darth Duran: Yes. I feel it also. The Darkness is strong with this...unkown.

Guardian: Yet I feel....he also pleads for our help.

Gouda: Mysteriouse are events these.

Hybrid: told you we were gonna die.

Guardian: Not us. Someone else has passed away.

Hybrid: Lucky dogs.

Before the ERBers could answer his comment

OP: I know! I know!! "Shuttup Osiris!"....geesh like i didnt see that coming.

SC
Shadow Convoy has just informed TPK,Guardian, and DBX of the great disturbance in the Kraft and then petitions them to
take the Walmarticon on course toward the source...

DBX-Look no offense but your new here. We are not taking the "Wally" out into deep space simply based on a feeling.
Besides if we are now sensing it the destruction is done.

SC-But it appears to be the watcher's world in danger. They gave us the Walmarticon, the least we can do is try to assist them
with it. I'd go myself but OP's still repairing my cruiser in the bay.

Walmarticon-I agree. we must assist my benefactors. I too sense their peril. [in a simple practical voice]

Hybrid-*#$t talks!

Walmarticon-Good morning Dave,I am the WAL 9000.

OP-It sounds like a punk!

Hybrid-My name's NOT Dave!

OP-I wonder if it plays DVD's. CAn you sing?!

Wal 9000-DAisy, DAisy...

DBX-shut up! Osirus! You too Wal

TPK-Hmmm.

Op-Oh, by the way SC, your ship's ready.

Guardian- Let's put it to a vote.

Mean while in the watcher's star system the evil war machine known as Holocost surveys his latest peice of handywork. the
devastation to the Watcher Home System is absolute and the survivors of the Watcher race are scattered to the four corners of
the universe.

Holocost-Well these guys won't be helping any one any more, Esp the EBRs! I still have some energy to SPARE!

At that moment a worm hole opens just outside the Watchers Home System and the Walmarticon emerges.

SC-Shockwave aproaching!

TPK-Turn us into the wave!

The Walmarticon is hit by a cosmic shock wave of enormous power. The EBRs and the Walmarticon are SHAKEN BUT
NOT STIRRED.

OP-What the hell was that!

 Hybrid-We're all gonna die. *sitting in Lazy boy with wearing a foam hand and eating beer nuts*

Guardian-Wal, report.

Wal 9000-all systems in ta,ta,ta,ta,ta

*TPK kicks a console*

Wal 9000-tact, sir.

TPK-full sensor sweep Wal.

The ship then finds it self in an astroid field...

TPK-Where's the Watcher's world?

SC-This is the Watcher's world.

TPK-What do you mean this is the Watcher's world? It would take a fleet with more fire power than...

Wal 9000-One lone unit detected near center of what was once the solar system with in the gaseous remnants of a star.
We are receiveing a signal from it.

DBX-Put it on Speakers.

Holocost-Nice of you to join my little shi-BANG. Get it BANG! HEHHEHHEH! i am Holocost.Now i suspose i can eleminate you as well.

At that moment a minature super nova erupts from Holocost.

Hybrid-HOLY SH...

Wal 9000-it seems that "Holocost" has unleasheased a massive amout of solar energy in our direction. Our sheilds and star
drive were damaged by the shock wave. Sheilds are at 32nd we will nor have warp for at least 15 mins. Our sheilds will not
deflect it at current power levels. There are 3mins till nova wave impact.

SC-Let me go out! I believe i can stop it!

DBX-Yeah, RIGHT.

Hybrid-First to fry, first to die i always say.

Guardian-Do what you can. Osirus do something about those sheilds.

Covoy enters Shadow and they drive out onto Walmarticons carrier deck and combine to form...

SC-Shadow Convoy!

SC stands firm on the deck. A yellow glow begins to emerge from his chest windows.

SC-Holocost must be stopped, no matter what the cost.

The EBR's watch on from the monitors on the command bridge.

OP-It's the Kraft. *in awe*

Gouda-Yesss...the Kraft...and something more. The Kraft Matrix of Power.

 SC then opens his chest compartment reveil the Kraft Matrix of Power. Almost identical the Autobot matrix but in it's heart is a perfect sphere of Limburger cheese!

SC-"DARKEN, HIS BRIGHTEST HOUR!"

A wave of pure Kraft force errupts forth from the Matrix and counters the the nova wave. There is an enormous flash and then
all is silent. The Shadow Convoy lei motionless on the deck. A dull glow pulsing in his eyes indicating there might still be life. His chest compartment slowly closes like the lid of a coffin [or the trunk of an '83 Cadillac].

Holocost stands motionless, barely conscious and floating in space all of his power reserves drained. Helpless.
What will happen next? Toon in for the next exciting chapter of. Cheese Wars:Fall of the Cheedi

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Deep within The Walmarticon the ERBers stand in watch at the devestation that has run rampant through this sector. The
Wathcers Star System has been obliterated by Holocaust. But before He could do the same to our heroes Shadow Convoy
open the Force of Kraft and was able to halt Holocausts attack. But not stop him. Even his act to delay the dark lord of the
Moldy Side came at a great cost. Deep at the control center of Walmarticon the Cheedi recieve a message.

RAMPAGE: Whats that beeping sound?

Hybrid Neo: Popcorns done.

RAMPAGE: no, theirs another beeping sound.

Assistant: I think its our incoming com.

Guardian: On screen

A Cloaked figure appears on screen. To his right is Diaclone and to his left is Clasic Cybertron.

???: Congradulation Cheedi. You have stopped my most powerful creation. A feat I myself could never do.

Guardian: Who are you?

???: Ah, Guardian. You should recognize your old nemesis.

Guardian: It cant be...

The Cloaked figure removes his robe to reveal a robotic disfigured being. His Parts are half showing as if he was in a
devestating explosion. Horns extend from the top of his head.

The Cheedi: UNICRON!!!!

OP: Like we didnt see that coming.

Darth Duran: The evil. Its pure concentrated evil.

 Guardian: How could I be so blind. All the clues pointed to you. Someone with enough power to subjegate the other Board
villains. You who once deleted the ERB's history could have easily reached into our past and brought back our defeated foes.
You who have so much hatred for us that could throw us into an all out war! You who once caused one of our own High
Council Members, Super Galvatron, to abandon our cause could have easily made our Leader Clasic cybertron betray us.

Unicron: And yet you played your parts well. I manipulated you since the begining, Guardian. Clasic cybertron stole your
cheese so that you would abandon the ERB Mansion allowing them to release the seal that binded me. But our last battle lleft
me with no body. You see when I "turned" good, I split. The vessel was good, yet my soul was evil. The soal remained trapped
while my body joined you ERBers as a regular poster

RAMPAGE: Woah! I'm confused.

Hybrid Neo: No **** !!! Who's writing this? Bob Skir?

Unicron: To obtain a new body I released Diaclone and Transforminator. They were to distract you until my power returned to
full. Diaclone then sacrificed Transforminator and he created this temporary body for me using his parts. He then guarded the
cheese while i stategically herded you where I want you...where you are now.

OP: what do you mean, "where we are now"

Unicron: Away from Earth. So that I may complete my final ascension. i will use the Power of the Kraft to energize a new body. A Body which I will use to bind with this world. Once I merge with this planet and transform it into a new war world I will use t
as a vessel to transport my life essence to the farthest reaches of this galaxy. Spreading my evil until the universe is mine!!!

Assistant: Not the whole take over the world thing again...

OP: Tell me about it...

Guardian: We beat your lacky's we could easily kick your sorry...

Unicron: Please DBX, try to remain calm. This...uncontrolled emotional rage is not you.

Guardian: I'll show you uncontrolled emotional rage you pompos peace of scrap!!!!

Unicron: sigh...Holocaust please take care of these...Cheedi for me.

RAMPAGE: Holocaust? but holocaust is...

As they view outside they see Holocaust floating in deep space. His eyes glow red and he releases an energy ball directly at
Walmarticons Sub light engines. He then flies off toward Earth

Wal 9000: Danger Danger Will Robinson!!

Rampage: Whats wrong Wal?

Wal 9000: Sub light engines have been destroyed, Tang Powered Core is critical, Hull is compromised. Translation: Were all
gonna die....or fry which ever comes first. My bets are on both at the same time.

Hybrid Neo: TOLD YOU!!!!

Darth Duran: ....that was disturbing.

Guardian: EJECT THE CORE!!!!

The core ejects and the ship grows dark.

Wal 9000: Emergency power at 40 percent. Your still gonna die. Slowly instead of quickly. I however am a fully functional AI
which requires no food, water, or O2.

 Hybrid Neo: ....you know, I change my mind i dont wanna die. But I'll enjoy ripping this piece of junks circuitry to shred!!!!

WAL 9000: ....I'll be quiet now.

OP: What do we do?

Guardian: I dont know...I dont know.

NP
*Diaclone takes his leave of the bridge where CC and Unicron, now revealed watch as the ERB'ers fall under attack from
Unicrons greatest creation*

Diaclone-"Wow, if thats only a fraction of what Unicron's new body will be able to do, i might be in for a little more trouble than i thought. Well at least i always have an ace up my sleeve."

*Diaclone continues his walk through various corridors*

Diaclone-"Well at least our ship is still un-detected or else i would be concerned. I've seen this sort of thing before and the
heroes always win in the end, which is what i am counting on."

*Stopping at what looks like an air-lock, Diaclone seems to steady himself*

Diaclone-"I may not be able to stop Unicron now, but they may have a chance. What a foolish irony that i am counting on the
same impetuous nature that i've always had to deal with."

*Diaclone presses the key pad, the airlock slowly opening*

Diaclone-"Hear me Primus, and look on me well, for this may be the last battle...of Diaclone!"

*Floating out of the airlock, an emence power feild forms around Diaclone as his clenched fists begin to radiate with energy.
Diaclone begins to increase his speed, heading fists first towards his target*

Diaclone-"HOLOCAUST!!!"

*Diaclone slams hard into the floating bot, sending him backwards. Now aware of his new foe, Holocaust regains his balance as he squares off with Diaclone*

Holocaust-"Whats this traitor, aparently no one can trust you. Have you truly returned to your true form?"

Diaclone-"Ha! Your a fool like the rest of the players in this opera."

*D lunges towards Holo but is easily evaded, an energy blast is deflected by Diaclone's feild*

Diaclone-"I know you were built by Unicron, so i know you must contain saphisticated battle technology, so please, i will allow
you to sequence everything."

*After a brief pause, Holocaust's eyes lose their brightness*

Diaclone-"Thats right, it'll come down to this eventually, might as well get it over with it now."

*Holocaust's eyes finally return to their base color while he begins to crack his knuckles. Diclone shuts off his feild and
un-energizes his body. He snaps his neck to one side as he ready's himself*

 Diaclone-"Bring it vile spawn!!"

*Both bots meet with a thunderous clash. Both exchanging blow after blow. Holocaust throws a punch and though evaded by
Diaclone, his knee is not. Minutes seem to become days as both fight a battle that can have no winner. Until the final moment as
Holocuast slams both fists into Diaclone's head, crushing it in the proccess, his body lie limp in space*

Holocaust-"Now you die Naes Pox..."

*A small glow emits from Diaclones remaining eye*

Diaclone-"I'm not Naes!"

*Suddenly fluid splurts forth from Holocausts mouth. He looks down to see Diaclones arm, buried past the elbow in his chest*

Diaclone-"It is finis...."

*Silence clenches the depths of space, as two mighty warriors lay motionless in the sea of stars*

TPK
When we last left our heroes, they were left stranded in the remains of the Sadams system where the Watchers home world was until Holocaust destroyed it. Diaclone waged war that destroyed himself and Holocaust, the ERBers look on as they are running out of air inside Walmarticon.

Rampage: Why would Diaclone betray Unicron!?!?

Assistant: Perhaps because that wasn’t Naes Pox.

OP: What? What do you mean?!?

TPK: Who do you think Darth Duron is?

Darth Duron: (Darth Duron removes his mask and is unveiled as Naes Pox) Yeah, I have been hiding among you, Diaclone was my clone.

Gouda: Yes, the Moldy Side concealed you from us it has.

SC: But what do we do to get out of here?

Hybrid: (Leans back into the recliner waves the Foam finger) Yay We’re All Going to Die!!

Guardian: Shut Up Orisis!! (Wacks Hybrid on the back of the head) But he has a Point, How are we going to get back to earth and stop Unicron?

DD or NP: Simple, we just use the Secret Mountain Base. We can signal it from here, and it will come pick us up!

TPK: Okay, it’s on its way! But I am afraid we won’t beat Unicron back to Earth.

Guardian: Then we will just have to defeat him when we get back!

OP: But how do we defeat him when his power is growing from assimulating Earth?

 Naes Pox: Simple. I Have something that will help us. (Naes Pox reaches inside his hidden compartment and Pulls out the long
lost ERB Mansion Supply of Cheese)

OP: Sweet!!! Now Get me SOME TANG!!!!

Gouda: Now see You will, that The Kraft win it Shall!

TPK: Quick! SC, You And I must recharge Your Kraft Matrix of Power!

SC: (Opens his compartment and removes The Kraft Matrix of Power And stuffs twelve pounds of Limburger cheese into the
Kraft Matrix of Power) There that should do it, But why do we need it?

TPK: You’ll see. Assistant!

Assistant: Yes sir!

TPK: Our Two Reinforcements, have them meet us enroute.

Assistant: Yes Sir, the Mountain Base has arrived.

(The ERBers look out the side where the Mountain base has docked, and the set Walmarticon to self repair and Board the
MB)

Hybrid: Bye, Bye Walmarticon!! (Hits a button, and Walmarticon jumps into Hyperspace where it is lost ,Presumably,
Forever.)

Guardian: Well, at least we won’t have to worry about hearing that stupid computer voice again.

OP: We are on our way! We should make it back to Earth in about two hours!

SC: Yes, and we shall meet our Enemies. We shall deal with Unicron! And He shall not survive this encounter. How will Our

ERBers fair in the upcoming battle against the Long lost Unicron? Did Rampage’s Balls ever drop back down from when the
Assistant Kneed him in the crotch? We think not since he hasn’t been hitting on her since. What will the Kraft Matrix of Power
do in the Upcoming battle? Who are the Mysterious Reinforcements? Is the Naes Pox’s disquise personality Really a Eighties
singer named Duran? And who will the First ERBer to spell Duron correctly? Find out this weel!

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The ERBers appear back on Earth. They appeared on the side of a very very tall mountain to be exact, the side pretty much
near the top.

Hybrid: I think we're right outside Unicron's lair!

SC (gets up and stands on the top of the mountain and screams) : UNICRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RAMPAGE raises an eyebrow.

Assistant: You aiming those goo-goo eyes at me again?

Rampage quickly shakes his head and looks in the opposite direction.

Assistant: That's better.

 Hybrid; Hello? We've got a bigger problem on our hands. We have to think of a game plan to take out Unicron.

SC: UNICRON!!!!!!!!!

Hybrid: Will you get someone to shut him up?

TPK smacks him on the head: THWAP!

SC: Hey? I was having a Rocky IV moment.

Offscreen voice: You thought you could sneak up on me huh? You thought you could look death in the face and laugh?!!!

Hybrid: Gag! It's Unicron!

SC: We can take him on!

Unicron suddenly takes out an extremely large gattling/cheese squirter gun.

SC: Or not.

The ERBers leap behind a boulder as moldy cheese flies everywhere.

RAMPAGE: It's all yoru fault SC, you shouldn't have laughed death in the face.

SC: I didn't. It was more like hiding behind death and chuckling.

Hybrid: SHUT UP! Just get me the supplies we have and give 'em.

Assistant: We lost them in the jump.

Hybrid: Slag it.

RAMPAGE: I managed to carry some supplies with me.

Assisant: I'm in awe. How'd you manage to do that?

RAMPAGE: It doesn't matter. I got you in awe, didn't I? See, the hard work served it's purpose. You look up to me now and
- ARAY!!!! Ang sakit!

Assistant: Stop flirting you, or I'll castrate you next time.

Hyrbid: Oooooo...but that's not important now! We're going to be killed by flying Limburger Cheese and you're arguing. Give
me the supplies.

RAMPAGE hands something over to him

Hybrid (reads the label): A high-tech communications device. What do you call this for short?

*in a high voice* RAMPAGE: A walkie talkie!

Hybrid's face frowns: I thought these military equipment of ours had wickedly cool names. Why in the world did you name it a
walkie talkie?

RAMPAGE *still in a high voice*: It works. See, I'm walking and I'm talking. I'm walking, I'm Talking. A walkie talkie.

SC slaps himself on the head: This is getting dumb.

Hybrid: Just hand me another weapon.

 RAMPAGE hands him an egg shaped object.

Hybrid: A grenade!

RAMPAGE *In an even higher voice (cause the assistant kicked him again): It's called a wammy-ka-blammmy.

Hybrid almost hit the floor: What kind of sorry name is that?

RAMPAGE: Try this, it's called a Rooti-tooti-aim-and-shooty.

Assistant: KILL!!!!!!!

SC manages to pry the assistant's hands from Rampage's throat. "Stop it, both of you."

Hybrid: Give that rooti-tooti-thing-a-ma-jig.

SC: just call it a rifle.

Hybrid: a rifle? Aw, that sucks. Just give it.

Hybrid gets it and fires back at Unicron (who amazingly has not yet run out of ammunition)

Hyrbid ducks back behind bolder: I got him!

Unicron (voice over): No you didn't. But you did manage to dirty my foot. AND NOW YOU MADE ME REALLLY
MAD!!!!!!

Hybrid: Oh slag.

SC: Wait, where are our two comrades in cheese?

........what will happen next? Did the assistant finally find RAMPAGE less then moldy? Will Unicron melt the ERBers chedder?
Will Hybrid manage to grill Unicron's cheese?

******CUT******
CC: The metaphors are getting kind of perverse.
Narrator: sorry.
********ACTION******

Tune in tomorrow, same cheesey time, same whizzy...er...Tangy channel: THE ERB!

Rammy

********cut-cut-cut****
RAMPAGE peeks head from teh side of the paused screen. "Let me take a wack at it. Naes Pox's alternate name:
D-U-R-I-A-N. Durian aka a fruit that smells nasty that grows in Mindanao

Naes Pox: That's wrong! Get back to the movie you palooka!

RAMPAGE: Wait. Let me try again. D-O-O-R-A-H-N.

TPK: This IS getting dumber and dumber. Leave the writing to the writers pal!

RAMPAGE: D-O-R-U-N-A-W-A-Y-8-7-6-J-A-C-K-A-S-S-O-N-M-T-V-S-P-I-D-E-Y-R-O-C-K-S-O-H-Y-E-A-H-
B-A-B-Y-Y-A-H-O-O- .-C-O-M

Naes Pox: This stinks!

RAMPAGE: D-U-H-

Naes Pox: you got that right.

RAMPAGE: I got it right?

Naes Pox: No, uh, wait.

TPK: Did he get it? I wasn't listening.

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We cant win!!! We need to fall back! I repeat. Fall back!!!

The Cheedi retreat back to Fungi Forest on the outskirts of Emperor Unicrons Castle.

Rampage: We retreated?

Guardian: We couldn’t win. Not like that.

OP: So what do we do now?

NP: I didn’t reveal my secret identity to get killed in the first episode.

Hybrid: I say we rush on head first until we make it to the top?or until we die.

Assistant: We are weak. Without the Cheese our ability to use the Kraft is diminishing.

Guardian: hmmm, perhaps we should seek out “The Mother Lode”

Gouda: hmmm, speak you of the prophecy Master Guardian.

Guardian: I don’t premuse?

Gouda: Ah, but you do. Revealed are your thoughts

RAMPAGE: What in Goudas name?

Gouda: hmmm?

Rampage: ?eh, no not you. It’s a figure of speech. What in Sam hill?

Sam: hmmm?

Hybrid: who the hell are you?

Sam: I’m Sam I live on my hill. Sam Hill.

 Rampage: . . . Riiiiiiiiiight

Assistant: So where is this mother lode.

Guardian: Legend says that though it is befor eour very eyes, nom ortal hand can touch it.

Assistant: and that would mean??

Night fall comes and the forest grows darker. Droids are heard in the background searching for the Cheedi. The sky is cloudy.

Guardian: No one knows what it means. But it could be our only hope.

OP: If we only knew where to look.

The sky clears up and the moon shines bright. The light of the moon falls on our heroes. They look up and finally understand.

OP: Are you guys thinking what I’m thinking?

Guardian: Rest now. For tomorrow it’s the moon or bust.

To be continued.

The Cheedi’s Cheese Quest continues. The Cheedi have revealed their adversary to be none other than the evil Unicron. Bent
on creating new body powered by the Kraft Energy of the ERB’s stolen Cheese, The evil Planet crusher is bent on universal
domination. His only barrier, The Cheedi. But with their use of The Kraft diminishing The Cheedi must seak strength elsewhere.
Searching for the infamous “Mother Lode” the Cheedi must find a new power source before they are hunted to extinction. But the Cheedi’s enemies are multiplying and time is of the essence

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As the ERBers prepare for space travel Unicron prepares his drones for the final step into completing his body.

Unicron: Holocaust!

Holocaust: Yes my master.

Unicron: i feel a disturbance in the Kraft

Holocaust: I feel it also my lord.

Unicron: Beware. Something is not right.

Holocaust: We have recieved word from our spies

Unicron: hmmm.

Holocaust: The Cheedi are preparing to fly into space. Their coordinates are...the moon.

Unicron: I know.

Holocaust: Your orders?

Unicron: They are trying to reach the "Mother Lode". This is a bold mood for them. Its too agresive.

Holocaust: Your orders?

Unicron: Wipe them out. All of them.

Back at the docking bay of the mountain base.

Gouda: Beware you must. Powerful is the Moldy Side.

OP: We have a problem.

RAMPAGE: What?

OP: Their only enough Cheese power to energize the Shuttle.

Guardian: You guys will have to travel alone.

RAMPAGE: Why us?

Assistant: Yeah why us?

Guoda: Trust in the Kraft you must.

RAMPAGE: Yeah yeah yeah.

Asistant: this bites.

RAMPAGE: at least we have each other.

Assistant: What if I pull that eject button and ejected your body into the vast cold emptiness of space where your screams
would die into the endless void.

Hybrid Neo: Thats some cold hard slag right their.

Guardian: Good luck. And may the Kraft be with you.

 The shuttle launches into space and toward the moon. What awaits our heroes their, what of Holocaust, and will Rampage get
his lugnuts kicked once again all this and more on the next episode of Cheese Wars Episode 4: A New Velveeta

DBL!
DBL!: Do you think they can make it to the moon? I mean without the Assistant killing off Rampage?

TPK: Nah, but I am giving 3 to 1 odds that she doen't space him though.

Guardian: Hmmn... I might just take that bet, Saraphim!

(We see a car do a Dukes of Hazard Jump of a hill and swerve right beside DBX and stop)

Saraphim: Yes?

Gaurdian: We need to get to the moon to makes sure Rampage, Hybrid, and the Assistant get the cheese.

Saraphim: Okay (reaches down underneath the dash and pushes the green switch. Suddenly the car sprouts wings out the side,
two huge afterburners Extend out of the trunk, and the cabin pressurizes.)

Guardian: (gets in the car) Okay guys you will have to hold off the rest of Unicrons goons without me.

DBL!: Okay, No prob.

TPK: Yeah, I will take DBL!, Guoda, NAes Pox, SC, and Orisis with me to counter attack Unicron at his base.

Guardian: Okay, just rember, the Kraft will be with you always.

(Gaurdian and Saraphim speed off towards the moon in a attempt to gather cheese from the "Mother Load")

DBL!: Sir, I am detecting Holocaust moving to intercept our forces moving towards the moon!

TPK: Quickly everyone, we must .... Whats that noise?

(Suddenly a million drones pop over the hill head in a sweeping formation towards the Mountain Base.)

OP: Uhh OH!

Guoda: Good this not is!

TPK: I will stop the Drones here, SC you take Guoda to outer space and stop Holocaust. DBL! and Orisis go get the two
super mechs out of the Mountain Base and attack Unicron's fortress!

SC: Right! (Grabs Guoda and flys off into space)

Guoda: Sick I am going to beeeeeee!!!

(DBL! and OP go into the base and enter the elevator)

OP: Do you think he needs our help?

DBL!: Nah, I have seen him get out of worse situations tha this.

OP: Yeah, what was her name?

 DBL!: Carie

OP: hmmn... ouch, i know her.

(The elevator stops at the lowest level of the MB)

OP: So where are these Super mechs?

DBL!: Look Up.

OP: All I see is four walls that has no ceiling.

DBL!: LOOk higher, those are the legs!

OP: Holy #$**, $#&@ thats a big MecH!!!!!

DBL!: They don't call them Super mechs for nothing, come on we have to counter attack Uncron at his base.

(They take the elevators up to their own mechs nd launch the mechs out the top hangar, and head off towards Unicron's base.
As they base over the base they see The Predaking being Swarmed by thousands of Drones)

OP: Do you think we should help?

DBL!: No time we must foloow his orders and attack Unicron's fortress!

As they speed off towards Unicron's fortress behind them is a great light source followed by a shockwave that nearly nocks the
mech out of the sky.)

OP: Do you think he is ...?

DBL!: We cna't turn back to see, we must go on towards the Fortress!

Is the Predaking Dead? Will the two groups make it to the moon? Will OP and DBL! be able to destroy Unicron and his
fortress? Can SC and Guoda Defeat Holocaust once and for all? Find out in the final installment of Cheese Wars Episode 4: A
New Velveeta.

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Back at the moon

RAMPAGE: Were here. Wonder where the honeymoon sweet is at.

Assistant: grrrr.

RAMPAGE: Kiddin. Kiddin.

Assistant: So what does this “Mother Load” look like?

RAMPAGE: I?.Don’t know.

Assistant: GREAT!!!! Now how are we supposed to find something if we don’t know what were looking for.

The an image of the Kraft Macoroni and Cheese Dinosaur appears.

Master M ‘n’ C: Welcome.

RAMPAGE: A Dinosaur!?..made out of Cheese?

Assistant: Now I’ve seen everything.

Master M ‘n’ C: You’ve come searching for the “Mother Load”

RAMPAGE: Yes?we have.

Master M ‘n’ C: Gouda sent you?

Assitant: Yes?he did

Master M ‘n’ C: Then I ask one thing in return.

RAMPAGE: anything.

Master M ‘n’ C: Tell that drunken bum he owes me 20 dollars.

He then takes out a sword that looks like a butter knife.

Master M ‘n’ C: This is the “Sword of Moldy’s Bane”. Also known as the “Master Butter Knife”, “Ex-Kraft-iber”, and “Can
of Woopass”

 Rampage holds the sword high. And is covered in a golden glow of Cheese

Master M ‘n’ C: May the Kraft be?..ARGGHHHHHHHHH

A blast rips through him and splits him in two

Master M ‘n’ C: Goddam! My hairs on fire!!!! I’m melting I’m melting!! What a world what a world!!!

The Master Cheedi melts away in a huge pile of cheese. Rampage and Assistant looks up to see the attacker. Its Holocaust.

RAMPAGE: How many more must die!!!!

Holocaust: Just one more?.you!

RAMPAGE: Your going down!!!

Assistant: Rampage!

RAMPAGE: Yes?

Assitant: be?.careful.

Rampage: I will.

He flies off and Holocaust and him exchange blow after blow  Rampage: Holocaust!   Holocaust: Your rebelion against my
master ENDS HERE!

They battle ferociously each landing the other with a blow that could topple mountains. Holocaust stumbles from a small crater
and Rampage sees an opening. He gives him a devastating blow which sends him crashing into a large crater.

Holocaust blows out of the crater like a demon from hell. Eyes glowing red and charges at Rampage with a flurry of blow’s
which appears as blurs. But Rampage hits him once again, powered with his Cheese armor he lands a blow which sends
Holocaust hurdling uncontrollably toward the void of space.

Rampage lands near Assitant.

Assistant: You did it!

RAMPAGE: Thanks to?.

Suddenly the assistamts eyes go wide with horror and both of them freeze

RAMPAGE:?you?ugh?no?

Assistant: ?no?not?now?I love you?

She falls to her knees. Behind her Holocaust stands with his sword extended covered with blood.

RAMPAGE: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holocaust: yes. The tension the electricity that is charging in the air. Truly this is the perfect stage for our FINAL BATTLE!

Rampage: MURDERER!!!!  He extracts his Blade but just as he was going to thrust down Holocaust blasts him a couple of
feet back. But as he’s thrusted backward his left hand chnages into a plasma charer and he releases an energy beam which lands on Holocausts head. Holocausts heads hurt and he hears screaming. Like a thousand voices were crying out in terror

Rampage: Hear that? It’s the screams of all the lives you’ve extinguished! Feel their pain! Feel their vengence

Holocaust: Argggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Holocaust falls to his knees with smoke steaming from his head

Rampage: You’ve killed The Assistant, Hunted my fellow Cheedi’s, and annihilated an entire planet

Rampage extends his sword at full length. Holocaust is dazed and confused

Holocaust: where?.am?.i?.

Rampage: Die!!!!!

He launches into the air with his sword extended aiming at Holocausts kneck

Holocaust: No?..wait?..Rampage?Please stop!!!!

The sword land inches away from Holocaust. A Deep fire burns in Rampages eyes.

RAMPAGE: ?who are you.

Holocaust: ?.Its?.me. Don’t you recognize me.

He stares down at the fallen demon with wonder. Holocaust looks at the motionless body of The Assistant
Holocaust: ?no?what have I done?

Rampage: Who are you. I wont ask again.

Holocaust: I’m Megatron Neo.

To be continued

Osiris
 *Meanwhile back at Unicrons base* (Osiris And DBL! Use the S-Mech with grace and force dodging blasts from the huge
base)

Osiris: This is wacked we can't even get close enough to do anything to it and then the Cheese shild our blasts arn't even
getting through!

DBL!: I know we can't win like this!

Osiris: Hey what's that!

DBL!: It's TPK! He got through the shiled! he's going for the generators!!! *down on the ground* (TPK Runs for the generater with out his mech but with big @$$ bombs He reachs the generator)

Osiris Over Com: Aright TPK Blow that sh!t up!!!

TPK: THis is for my MT. Base!(TPK Set the bombs and runs, then they blow up!) Osiris Over Com: Ummm actuly i blew up the Base

TPK Over Com: What you son of a bi..Cshhhhhhh

Osiris: Hmm Lost the com. DBL! The shiled is down lets go kick some @$$.

Osiris: Ye HAW!!(Both mechs charge their cheese cannon to full and fly stright for unicron's base, The fire and blast through the outer walls, then the whole base glows)

Osiris: Oh, crap.

DBL!: EMP!!! VRRRRRRRRRRFAAACHBOOM!!!(the mechs fall from the sky Osiris And DBL! Jump out and and use their glider packs to glid down.)

Is this it for Osiris DBL! and TPK Find out next tim on THE CHEESE WARS

MN

Back in space

RAMPAGE: Megatron Neo...is that you?

Megatron Neo: yes. What happened.

Seraphim and Guardian arrive

Guardian: Get away from him! I'll finish him off!

Rampage: no Guardian wait!

Guardian: He's a mass murderer who lives up to his name. He deserves to die.

Seraphim: Something dosnt feel right....Assistant!
she rushes over to her.

Seraphim: She's still alive....barely.

Guardian: That monster will pay

Rampage: No.

Guardian: Why?!?

Rampage: because he's Megatron Neo

Guardian: He lies!

Megatron Neo: No...its true. I dont remember much. I remember a battle. and...Unicron! He's behind everything!

RAMPAGE: we know.

a hologram of Unicron appears

Unicron: agh, I had such high hopes for you.

Megatron Neo: What did you do to me!!!!???!?!!

Unicron: You were screaming in agony. Your flesh was tearing itself apart after I blasted you a second time. Your own spirit
bomb would have been the end of you but I spared you.

Megatron Neo: spared me?

 Unicron: or rather you pleaded to me to spare you.

Megatron Neo: no...

Unicron: I agreed but in exchange for your soul. I wiped your memory clean and gave you a new identity and a new
personality.

Megatron Neo: no...

Unicron: you now belong to me!

Megatron Neo: NEVER!!!!!!

he flies off toward Earth and Unicrons base.

To be continued

NP
*The ERB counter strike team continue thier slow and silent movement towards Unicron's Base*

Gouda-"A great disturbance I feel says I."

Osiris-"Oh whoppdidy doo, I just love when you say that!"

DBL-"Is it something bad?"

*Gouda concentrates for a moment*

Gouda-"Whoo hoo!! Twenty bux up am I!"

*The ERB'ers shrug at eachother*

DBL-"Why are we sneaking around anyway, why not just strike now?"

Naes Pox-"Because, Rampage said that Holocaust was 'take care off' and the away team is bringing the Mother Lode with
them when he radio'd in. Besides, we no longer have the support of the Super Mechs, you guys are lucky that we found you
when we did."

Gouda-"Correct he is, full forces we will need."

*Suddenly a loud BOOM is heard overhead, the ERB'ers look up in unisen. In the night sky, an objest breaks atmosphere as it
rockets through the sky*

Naes Pox-"Uh oh......get yourselves ready, strike as soon as possible, we can't wait for the others!"

*Naes begins to slowly lift off the ground*

Naes Pox-"Try and contact the away team, tell them to hurry, we're gonna need all the help we can get."

*A large energy feild crackles around Naes as he speeds off after the object*

DBL-"I'll get Rampage on the horn."

Osiris-"WIsh Predaking was here..."

*Far from the srtike teams position, Naes meets velocity with the flying object after catching up with it*

 Naes Pox-"Your going to fight him aren't you?"

*The object, now cool from breaking the atmosphere nods*

Naes Pox-"Looks like old times my friend."

*Both bots smile as Naes and Megatron Neo blast towards Unicron's base*

The BiG Bad Monster
(As our two heroes blast off towards Unicron Fortress, and the Strike team meets up with the Away Team, Unicron and
Classic Cybertron watch from their Know-All-See-All Globe)

Unicron: hah ha haha ha! Those fools think they can defeat me without teir own Cheese!

CC: They could do considerablt damge to the base, but destroy you? I thouht only the long lost First Posts told the only way to
killl you?

Unicron: Yes, it does, but as You and all the ERBers are aware of, those post were deleted quite some time ago.

(Sudenlly, the Intruder Alarms Go off inside the Fortress)

Unicron; What!? WHo is in my Fortress! Globe show me!

(The Globe show two figures running through the cooridoors, one is a huge Cybertronian Gestalt and the other and Huge Mech
with Millions of sparks contained inside of him and appears to be a techno-Dragon of some sort)

Unicron: Who are they?! Who did they get in my Fortress without being detec.....

(His Question was interupted by the explosion of the wall beside him, the entire wall is gone and the Two mechs stand with
Energy Swords drawn)

Classic Cybertron: Simple, I let them in!

Unicron: What! You Fool! You think you can betray me!

SuperGalvatron: Shut up! (Stabs his energy sword into Unicron)

Unicron: Arghh!!! You can not defeat me!

Classic Cybertron: Sure we can, and then we can take over, and have all the cheese and Tang for ourselves! You have been a
good pawn, Unicron, but I am afraid you time is over!

Unicron: But you don't know how to defeat me!

ChaosRain: (Said in a voice like Omega Supreme) But we Do! Classic Cybertron was one of those origial ERB Posters, and
he Remembers HOW! (Chaosrain Takes his Energy Sword and sticks it into Unicron right above where SG still has his)

Classic Cybertron: You see it is Relitively Simple, All you need is to pierce you with three Moderator's blades and you wil die
off!

Unicron: But the Gestalt isn't a Moderator!

CC: Wanna Bet? (Takes his energon Sword and Decapitates Unicron. Unicrons body distenergrates into a Billion Particles)

SG: Quickly, set the Computer to a self destruct that can not be detected until it is too late!

CC: Okay, Done, Know SG, you get the Tang, and I will get the Cheese. CHAOSRAIN, Where are you going?

CR: I must get revenge!

CC: Very well, meet us back at the secrect headquarters when you are finished.

(SG and CC set the base to blow, and grab the ERB loot and take it back towards their secret base, meanwhile CR goes
otside the base and awiats the incoming Strike force with additional power of the ERB CHEESE and the ERB TANG.)
What will happen? WHo does CR want revenge from? Where is the Secret Base? WHO is CR? WHY IS MY CAPS
LOCK ON? FInd out those answers and more when we return in the last episode, EPisode 6: Return of the Cheedi!

ClassicCybertron: Star wars thingy here

MN
In Unicrons base. A Robot blasts through the main Chamber walls. Alarms wail as the chamber itself looks like a battle ground.

Megatron Neo: UNICRON!!!!! Show yourself!

Clasic Cybertron: Its too late. I have dealt with him myself. He's dead.

MN: No! You have no right! He was MINE!!

CC: Your lust for revenge is strong. The Moldy Side is exceptional in you my young apprentice.

MN: I am no ones slave. Not anymore.

CC: Be that as it may you have no buisness here. Unicron is gone and your revenge is for not.

MN: No. Since you killed Unicron and robed me of my revenge...youve just inherited his curse.

CC: What?

Megatron Neo launches at Clasic Cybertron and both battle incrdibly. Lightning fast moves which appear as only blurs. Clasic
cybertron withdraws his Sword and so does Megatron Neo they clash metal an sparks fly with each hit.
Then a rumbling is felt and both fighter stagger.

Unicron: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

CC: No...your dead

Unicron: I wish I had a nickel for everytime i've heard that.

CC: I'm outta here!

Both fighters escape as the temple falls around them. When thy reach outside we see two huge horns erupting from the base.
the base itself topples revealing an enormouse robot with two huge horns on the top of its head. In te center of its chest a golden glow of energy. Its the stolen cheese powering the monstrous behemoth.

MN: Unicron!

CC: I killed you.

Unicron: you destroyed my shell. But my life essence escaped and entered this body which I spent all this time completing.
Once Ive harnessed its power I will merge with this planet and the vessel of evil will traverse the stars once again!

MN: not if I have anything to say about it!

He flies toward unicron Plasma gun extended releasing blow after blow of posotronic energy.

Unicron: ah my slave, how it hurts me so your betrayel. I'd thought you would have learned your lesson by now.

MN: I'm a slow learner.

Unicron grabs MN and begins squeazing the life out of him. A blast tears through Unicrons wrist. Its Clasic Cybertron.

MN: why'd you help me.

CC: Because we have a common enemy believe it or not we are allies...for the moment. Aid me to defeat Unicron.

MN: and trade one dictator for another. But if I had too choose between him and you....Unicron!!!!!!

 They rush toward Unicron both firing at the monsters face. But are they enough to defeat them. Did Rampage use his swords
energy to power the other Cheedi? Is the Assistant alive? And what of TPK and the rest of the strike team? All this and more
in the next chapter of Cheese Wars Episode 5: The Moldy Side Strikes Back

TPK
( As ClassicCybertron and Holocaust charge Unicron, we see Super Galvatron and ChaosRain watching from a nearby
Skyscraper.)

CR: Fools! I think it is time to initiate phase two of CC plan.

SG: Yes, Indeed! Now that Unicron has bonded himself to the False Cheese. I have hinded the Real ERB Cheese and Tang
back at our Base.

CR: When I give the signal, you activate the Cheese explosives.

(ChaosRain activates a button inside his Mech. And from the Ashes of the Mountain Base A orange Light emits from the
rubble.)

CR: HOLOCAUST!!!!!!

(Unicron, CC, and Megatron Neo turn to see a Charging Super Cybertron War machines Gestalt Charging at full Speed
towards them)

MN: What in the pit!

(ChaosRain rushes into Unicron takes his two Energon Swords and merges them together into the BattleSword formation, and
slices off one of Unicron's Horns)

Unicron: Arrghhh!!!

( CC Transforms into his Battlestation mode, and starts to bombard Unicron with energy weapons. )

Unicron: Nooo!! you can not defeat me!

CR: But we can, see the only way to kill you permantly is to destroy your shell with the blades of three moderators, and then
destroy your Super mech form, and then kill your essence in a duel of Cheedi Masters. By the way, SG NOW!
(Super Galvatron activates the Cheese explosives, and the False Cheese inside Unicron erupts in a terrible explosion, that
causes a bright light that temeroary blinds everyone in the area, when the shockwave passes and the light goes away, we see
ChaosRain floating in front of the only part of Unicron that wasn't incenerated by the blast, his head.)

Unicron: Hah, I still function!

CR: Of course, But look where you are. Right above your Fortress!

(At that time another explosion blinds everyone, and when the dust settles and the light returns to normal, all you see is CR and
Unicron, Unicron has transfered his Form into his Essence, which is his most powerful form.)

Unicron: Fools! Now you all shall perish at my hands!

CC: Hardly.

(At that point CC, MN, and SG rush into battle against Unicron, but they do not succeed, and Unicron just knocks them back
to the ground where they are Knocked out cold.)

Unicron: Fools! Now shall we finish our little game CR? By the way, who are you? I might need to know that after I reduce you to ashes!

CR: OH, you already know me! I am the forgotten Moderator of TFS, I am the one who will bring you reign of terror to an
end, And I am the one WHo is gonna ick Your @$$!

(JUST at that exact moment The Predaking MECH comes flying out from the Ruins of the MB. It hovers in front of ChaosRain
when ChaosRain Seperates into it five gestalt Components, the five components connect to The Predaking and make him twice
the size and power his was before, Each arm connects together with the arm of The Predaking, and where the hand was on The Predaking it forms into a elbow, where each foot was on The Predaking , it is a Knee, the Chest pieces of The Predaking and
ChaosRain form together and all five pieces join together to create: King Chaos! )

KC: Beware, the power of the Cheedi!

(Kc and Unicron duel clashing swords, and trading energy blast until Unicron blinds him with Nude photo of Jennifer Lopez. )

Unicron: Now you shall die!

(Unicron brings his sword down to decapitate the phased King Chaos when his sword won't move, he looks around to see
Guoda and SC using the Kraft to stop Unicron)

Unicron: I shall no longer tolerate your interfernce Guoda!

Guoda: Duel we must to see how this story ends!

Unicron: THen Duel it is! (Grab his pistol grip Swiss cheese Army Saber, which extends a energy beam out about three and a
half feet)

Guoda: Much to learn you stil have! (Grabs his Minature Swiss cheese Army Saber, which extends a energy beam out about
three and a half feet, and then extends another four feet!)

Guoda: I see my Saber is bigger than yours, hmmn hmmn he he he!

Unicron: Shut Up! I t happens to alot of Mechs at my age!

(Charges Guoda with his Swiss cheese Army Saber and a lot of fighting commences just like in Episode two duel between
Yoda and Darth Tryannus, Go figure. Then suddenly Unicron stops and tries to bring the mountain down on top of MN,CC,
SG who are still Knocked out, but KC Swoops in to get them out of Danger.)

Guoda: Wish His was there help Anikan and Obi wan in Episode Two They do. he hehe he!

SC: Okay Guoda, Its my Turn! (Shadow Convoy opens up his Chest compartment and Opens the Kraft Matrix of Power!)
Darken His Brightest Hour!

Unicron; Noooo!!!!!

(The Matrix Binds Unicron in place when Guoda steps up beside him knocks his Swiss cheese Army Saber on the ground
brings it to a grip about shoulder high and says: )

Guoda: Swing Batter, Batter, Batter! (Guoda Decapites Unicron Killing him for the last time in a Duel of Cheedi Masters)

Guoda: Done this Cheese wars is!

CC: Not Hardly! (Grabs SG and teleports to his secret base where the cheese and tang awit them)

King Chaos: Niehter for me! Turns toward Holocuast, removes his personality chip and points his Devasation Cannons at the
lifeless body of Holocaust and disentergrates it.)

KC: That was for my daughter, The Assistant!
( With that KC flies off towards his secret Lair whith MN's Personalty disk, which holds the essence of Megatron Neo.)

Guoda: Good, this is not!

What in the He!! happend to the Strike team and the Away team? Were they on a secret mission? Were they in with CC on
this plot? Is the Assistant alive? Is she really TPK's Daugther? Where is this secret base at? Why doesn't anyone write anything
about the other groups? Where did Hybrid, Guardian, Saraphim, Naes Pox, OP, the Assistant and Rampage go? Why is this
post so long? Find out next time, Same cheese time, same cheese channel!

NP
*A lone figure, surrounded by a shpere of energon slowly floats towards the devastation*

Naes Pox-"Well that was surely un-expected."

*Naes floats over to Holocaust's body, or whats left of it*

Naes Pox-"I am sorry my friend. I needed to get something before continuing to here, but your hatred would not let you wait,
may you live well...."

*At that Naes notices the personality chip case is empty*

Naes Pox-"So this story is not over yet after all....."

*The energy feild begins to glow stronger as Naes flies off into the distance, chasing down the culprits who stole Megatron
Neo's soul*

 The big bad monster(TPK i think)
(When we last left our heroes they were returning from the moon from getting The Mother load of Cheese.)

Hybrid Neo: Are we there yet?

DBX: Shut up back there or I will have Saraphim pull this car over!

Saraphim: Heck no, I like to drive!

Hybrid Neo: 99 old wrestlers at WWE, 99 old wrestlers, one falls down, gets knocked around, 98 old wrestlers at WWE!

Saraphim: DBX! Put that Flamethrower down! we are back at the Mountain Ba.... Whoa!

(They look over the rubble seeing the devastation caused by the self destruct of the Orisis Mech. When suddenly on their comm system activates!)

Saraphim: We are recieving a hail!

Guardian/DBX: From where?

Saraphim: Doesn't say!

Guardian: Well, answer it.

Saraphim: Hello?

SC: Hi guys! Well, I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?

Saraphim: The good news, we have been in this car with hybrid for 250,000 miles!

SC: Well, Unicron is dead for good, and the Cheese Wars have ended!

Guardian: And the Bad news?

SC: Well, CC, SG, and TPK have taken the Cheese and tang to an Unknown location, and we can't seem to find what TPK
did with Megatron Neo's Soul/Disk.

Saraphim: But where could they be hidding at?

Hybrid: Hey guys! I bet I know where they are!

Guardian: Shut up Hybrid we are trying to figure it out.

SC: WE have checked all the likly places so far, I even sent Guoda to check out the Bars and clubs to see if they are hiding
there.

Guardian, Saraphim, and Hybrid at once: WHAT?!?
(Cuts to Cameo appearance of Guoda at a Strip club trying to impress the ladies.)

Guoda: Hero I am, Save the Universe did I! Beat Unicron I did!

(Flashes over to Strike force inbound to Unicron's Fortress)

OrisiPrime: What do you think those bright explosions were?

Naes Pox: Don't Know, Just know that we are probably too late.

 (Just then they see King Chaos Flying off at lightspeed from the Fortress)

Op: Who was that?

NP: Don't Know, But I am going down there to check it out.

OP: Okay, i will wait up here.

(Naes Pox goes down to the scene of the battle, finds Megatron Neo, and his empty personalty disk compartment. Returns to
his mech that is still floating beside OP)

OP: What did you find out?

NP: Someone has stolen MN's Soul Disk.

OP: Dude, we have to get it back!

NP: Yeah I know, I am thinking we follow the course that Huge mech was flying, that way we should at least find out some
answers.

(Meanwhile at King Chaos' secret lair)

KC: Well, MN, it is time for me to end your suffering!

He takes MN's Soul Disk and places it inside a replica of Megatron Neo's original Body.

KC: LIVE! Live, Cheedi Master! We shall not lose anyone in this forgotton War.

(Meanwhile, Hybrid has told Saraphim where to check for CC and SG, and if he is right he gets to live, and if he is wrong DBX gets to toast him with a flame thrower. Fortunately for Hybrid He seems to be right.)

DBX: They Rebuilt the ERB Mansion!

Hybrid: Told YA!

(THey all get out of the car and walk to the gate. They find it unlockd ad proceed to the Door. THey find it to be locked.)

Saraphim: So now what?

Guardian: I guess we should ring the bell.

(They ring the doorbell, and to their surprise it is opened by The Predaking)

TPK: Hi guys! Glad you made it back. Come on in, and bring the mother load of cheese out of the car, we could use more in
the fridge.

DBX: What? What is going on here?

(They enter the living room sitting on the huge couch is as follows from left to right: SG, NP, MN, DBL!, CC, TPK, SC, OP
and Guoda.)

MN: Hi guys did you bring back the extra cheese?

DBX: Yep, hey CC, why did you put us through all of this mess? If it wasn't for you none of this Cheese Wars would have even started!

CC: Dude, chill out and have some Cheese. I only did it to teach you guys a lesson for Trashing the old ERB Mansion and
putting a bottomless pit in the floor, and turning the rest of the House into a Gazeebo.

Saraphim: Honey, I am going to have to go back to work, (kisses DBX on the cheek and leaves)

Hybrid: Hah, DBX has cooties, cooties, cooties!

DBX:Shut up! (Slabs Hybrid with a pillow, and sits down on the ERB couch to watch the Evil Dead Marathon that the rest of
the ERBers Are watching.)

(The Camera fades back through the house, and then out side, showing the ERB Mansion, the fades back showingthe world,
then fades back showing the Galaxy, then fades back to show the Universe, which isn't really as big as everyone thinks it is.)