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Pinky & the Brain attack Cybertron




Pinky and Brain stare at the massive citadel.  "What are we doin' here, Brain?"

"It's my latest plan to take over the world."

"But I thought we were on Cybertron."

"I'm branching out."

"Narf! Alright, Brain."

The two enter the citadel.  Brain looks up at Megatron's control suite.  "I plan to download my mind into one of Megatron's Vehicons.  Then, I'll be able to control the army and TAKE OVER CYBERTRON!"

"That's good Brain.  But how are you going to get your head hooked up to that huge helmet? Narf!"

"Simple logic, Pinky.  I'll use one of those wires and plug it into my head."

"Uh, but Brain!"

"Not now, Pinky.  I'm about to carry my plan into action."

Brain climbs up to the control suite and plugs his head inside.  "What's wrong?  It's not following my commands."

"This must be why!" Pinky said, pointing to a sign.  It read: CONTROL SUITE ONLY ACCESSIBLE TO TECHNOLOGICAL.  "Now what, Brain?"

"Quiet, Pinky! I'm thinking."

Pinky goes to some control switches and looks at a small switch.  "Pull down to make suite accessible to organics, " Pinky read.  "Alright. Narf!"  Pinky pulls down on the switch, instantly sending a beam of energy into Brain's head!

"Yaaaaaahhhhh!" Brain yells!  Suddenly, his small mouse body falls and lands on the ground, steaming.

"Brain?" Pinky goes and looks at his limp body.  "Are you alright?"

"I'm just fine, Pinky."  Brain's voice seems to come from somewhere else.

Pinky starts playing with Brain's body.  "Where are you, Brain?"

"I don't know, but I am not in my body.  It must have something to do with that switch you pulled."  Suddenly, Brain's voice becomes frantic, "Wait! Someone else is here with me."

"Who are you!" Megatron's voice asks angrily.

"I am the Brain.  And you are getting in the way of my plans to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

Pinky raises a finger, "You mean Cybatron."

"Yes, Pinky.  I will use my strong mind and move this trespasser out of wherever I am."

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Megatron screams as his spark shoots into Brain's lifless body!

"Brain?" Pinky asks as all is quiet again.

"Come outside, Pinky.  I have found a head."

Pinky strolls outside, leaving Megatron.

Pinky goes outside and sees a huge robotic version of Brain's head hovering over the citadel.  "Brain!  Narf! I always knew you had a big head.  Get it, big head?"

"Quiet Pinky, I am now going to harness the power of Cybertron."  Instantly, all the Vehicons wake up and come to the citadel and start bowing.  "Ahh!  Isn't ruling a planet grand."

"But Brain, don't you want to rule earth?"

"Why? I've got all I want right here."

"Oh-alright, Brain.  I was just thinking that you could transform Cybertron into a giant transformer and fly to earth and use the millions of Vehicons as an army and you could take over the world."

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"

"Yeah, Brain.  But what if they don't have rubber pants our size?"

Thwack! Brain uses a building to smack Pinky on the head.  "First, I need to get an assistant big enough to help me."

"Okay, Brain."  Pinky walks off into the citadel.

Meanwhile, in another part of Cybertron, Nightscream lands beside Optimus in their base.  "Optimus, it appears that someone has overthrown Megatron."

"Why do you think this, Nightscream?"

"Well, for one thing, the huge head has changed into a big mouse."

"A big mouth?  What, is he going to eat us?"

"No Optimus, mouse: M-O-U-S-E."

"I just hope this mouse isn't some ploy by Disney."

"I blame Skr."

"My bet's on Foxkids.  But that's not important now.  What are we going to about this?"

"How about we go and free the sparks?"

"Megatron would have anticipated that, we should think of something less obvious."

"No need, Maximal,"  Megatron's voice comes from Nightscreams back.  A small mouse jumps from him.  "An organic has taken over my body and has placed me in his."

"Megatron?"

Nightscream giggles, "He's kinda cute."

"Quiet, you rodent."

"Someone call me?" Rattrap says as he rolls in.  "Ooh! Who's the cute lab rat?"

"Don't call me a lab rat, vermin!"

"Megatron?  Hehee! This is good.  Hey spots! Come here and look at this cute toy Optimus got us!"

"Where?" Cheetor says, sliding in.

"See, it sounds and acts like the REAL Megatron."

"Hey, you're right!" Cheetor says.  "Ultra Gear, Optimus.  Can you make a little cat to chase it around?"

"Do it and die!" Megatron exclaims to Cheetor's surprise.

"Megs?" Blackarachnia walks in.  "Oooh! He's adorable."  She pokes his stomach.

Megatron does a Doughboy impression.

Back at the citadel, Pinky finds a Vehicon making machine.  "I wonder what this button does?"  Pinky punches it and it scans him, and displays a mold for a Pinky Vehicon.  "Brain will like this, Narf!"

He hits a few keys and out comes hundreds of Pinky look alikes.  They march outside to Brain.
"Brain!" They all say.

"My gosh, their multiplying."

"Brain! I've got the help you wanted!" He says, waving up at the huge head.

"I can see that.  I need you all to run around Cybertron and hook up a bunch of wires so that I can make this planet transform."

"Okay, Brain."

The hundreds of Pinkys march out into the streets of Cybertropolis and start hooking up wires and flicking switches.

The maximals and Megatron all are watching from the top of a building.   Blackarachnia mutters, "It looks like he's trying to fully hook himself up with Cybertron."

"I knew it," Rattrap says, "We've got another Unicron wannabe on our hands."

"Cheetor, "Optimus said, "take BA and see if you can get a closer look."

"Alright, Big Bot."

Cheetor swings down with Blackarachnia and lands in the courtyard looking at the citadel.  Cheetor hides behind a box while BA jumps with him.

"Pinky!" Brain booms.  "We have intruders."

Cheetor slaps his face, "We've been spotted."

Pinky walks up to Brain, "I'm busy carrying out your plans, Brain."

"I know that, Pinky.   I'll take the long legged one and you to take the female."

"But Brain, I already have a girlfriend." Pinky takes out a picture of a horse and starts kissing it to show his love.

"Pinky, how many times do we have to go through this?  You are a mouse, that is a horse!"

"You're just jealous."

Brain and Pinky get into an argument.  Cheetor and BA slink across the walls and run into the citadel.  Cheetor and BA reach the throne room.  "How come I feel that we forgot someone?"

Outside, Optimus slaps himself in the head.  "I forgot to send Rattrap with them."

"Eeeeeya! It ain't my fault."

"Go after them!"

"Sure, like I'll just pass right under that huge mouse head and tickle his chin without bein' caught!"

"Shut up, Rattrap."

"Alright-alright-I'll go-I'll go-I'll go!"  Rattrap rolled off into the citadel.

Meanwhile, Brain contiued to talk to Pinky.  "Listen, Pinky.  You have succesfully hooked me up to Cybertron.  Now don't push the download button until I say now."

"Alright, Brain."

Inside the citadel, Rattrap and Megatron rolled up into the throne room.  "Uh, Megs, how are you planning to put yourself back in the main computer?"

"I plan to... Wait! Why are you helping me get back in and get hooked up to Cybertron?!!"

"Ehh, it's in the script. This is the only Bob and Steven figured out how everything will be back to normal after this show."

"Steven?"

"Yeah, Steven Speilberg.  Now what Meggy?"  Rattrap stared at the suite.  "You're not Techno anymore, so how you goin' to download your spark?"

"Same way as last time."

"Spark extractor?"

"Uh-huh."

"Okay, it's your spark."  Rattrap turned to Cheetor, "Yo, spots! Get the wires of the spark extracters fixed up.  We got a spark to extract."

Soon, the Megatron was hooked up to a spark extrator which was hooked up to the wire leading into the controls.  "This little gadget I devized will send you in, and Brain out."

"Just be careful, Maximal scum."

"Hey! I wouldn't be calling the person that holds your spark: Scum."

"How exactly does this work, again, Rattrap?" Cheetor asks.

"As soon as Brain tries to download himself into Vector Sigma, I'll just loop the wires and BAM! He goes in his original bod and Megs goes back into his intimidating head.  I bet he misses the feeling of being intimidating.  Although, I think he'll miss bein' cute just as much."

"Rattrap, don't you think that Brain might hear us?"

"Hehe, he probably could.  His ears are everywhere."

Brain's voice suddenly came on,"The rat's right.  You can't stop me from taking over the world!  As soon as I say NOW, Pinky will download me.  I just need to take a few minutes to reroute the download."

"Oh-oh."

Brain activates the reroute with his thoughts.  A computer voice came on: Rerouting the download will take 2 cycles.

"That's not bad."  Brain said, confidantly.

Outside, Optimus heard the conversation from a comlink.  "So, I have exactly 2 cycles to make him download himself.  No problem.  Nightscream?"

"Right here, BG."

"Let's do it!" Optimus runs and crashes down in front of the head.  "For Cybertron!" Optimus fires a blast at the head!

Brain merely smiles as the defense sheild reflects the blue disk.  "Ha! You can't stope me. Yesss."

Nightscream shrugs, "He's beginning to sound like Megatron."

"Brain! Quit playing and destroy us!"

"What are you doin'?" Nightscream says in his comlink.

"Hahahah!" Brain laughs, "I'll tell you when I'll destroy you, I'll destroy you right - " Brain looks at Pinky whos waiting to punch the button.  He checkd the time, still one cycle.  "-Uh at the moment."

"What?" Optimus shouts back.  "I didn't quite hear you!"

"I said the I'll destroy you, uh, currently."

"What?" Nightscream says, "Please speak English."

Brain starts to get shifty.  "I said that I'll destroy you immediatly!"

"Huh?"

"I said that I'll destroy you NOW!!!!!!!!!" Brain pauses as he realizes what he said.  He sees Pinky punching the button, "No, Pinky!"

It's too late, Brain gets downloaded into his original body and Megatron's spark shoots up into the head.  Brain falls and rolls out into the street and sees Pinky.  "Hi, Brain!" Pinky says, "I pushed the button like you said. Narf!"

Meanwhile, the Maximals fled as Megatron slowly morphed the mouse head back into his head.  "Ahh! It is good to be techno again."

Brain got up and dusted himself off.  "Pinky, let's go back to the lab so we can plan for tomorrow night."

"Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night?"

"Take a wild guess!" He says, gritting his teeth.

"Oh yeah, try to take over the world."

(music comes on) THEIR PINKY, their Pinky and the Brain-Brain-Brain-Brain-Brain.  Tu-tu-tu-tu-tan!

THE END

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