Diaclone vs. El Stinky

"And welcome back to Posters Deathmatch!" Rattrap says, smiling. "It's where you get to see your favorite board members duke it out in a head to head deathmatch. And it's hosted by yours truly. Hey, the Beyonder isn't the only one who can make cool connections."

Diaclone gets into the ring. El Sitnky stares at him. The two smile slightly. Jazz comes in between them. "Okay, you two annoying children, you two are going to fight until one loses,'kay?"

Diaclone: I don't care! Let's just get it on!

El Stinky: You won't like it when you smell what I've got comin for ya!

Rattrap smiled from the sideline, "Oooh! This is one match even I don't want to miss."

Diaclone leaped on top of El Stinky! Diaclone growled menecingly.

Diaclone: You, el stinky, you are going to pay. Wait! What's with your face. Quit showing me that constipation filled face!

El Stinky's Posterior: PPPUIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTEEWWWW!!!!!!

Diaclone (leaping back and waving hand in front of his face: That stinks! Don't you have any dignity?

El Stinky: I do! And by the way, that's why I'm known as El Stinky!

El Stinky swings a kick and clobbers Diaclone to the ground.

EL Stinky: Ewwww! you smell aweful.

Diaclone: Your worse! Here, have some Dia-cologne!

Diaclone swings and connects a punch with El Stinky's face! El Stinky drops to the ground.

Jazz slides in the middle of the ring. "You okay?"

El Stinky throws Jazz off. He runs and slams his head into Diaclone's chest, sending him sprawling on the ringmat!

"What a fight!" Rattrap screams!

El Stinky stares at Diaclone, lying half dead on the ground.

El Stinky: Ha! Now you've got a problem. Now take this: It's called my Noble death's reinactment!

El Stinky rears up and fires a ball of stinky air at Diaclone. Diaclone faints.

El Stinky: Ha! I'm the winner! Beast Machines rule!

"Wait!" Rattrap screams. "Who's that up there on jumping down into the ring?"

"I know who that is, rodent," Jestorm says, "That's the Beast Machine hater: Dinobot X!"

Dinobt X drops in the center of the ring. He jabs a finger at El Stinky.

Dinobot X: You lousy youngster. Beast Machines destroyed all that was Transformers. If you only knew G1 like I did.

El Stinky: Well I don't. So bug off!

Dinobot X: How would you feel if 10 years from now, some new show came out and destroyed everything that was Beast Machines?

El Stinky, pondering over the question: I don't think I'd care. I'd be a full time garbage men. You know, I've got to smell bad to keep up with my name.

Dinobot X groans: This isn't a game. Listen to me.

El Stinky shouts back: In Waspinator's words 'You can plant a big wet juicy one on Waspinator's big...fat...stripy -'

Dinobot X swings his arms and smacks El Stinky out of the ring.

Jazz slides in, "And the winner is: Dinobot X!"

Dinobot X raises his hands high: I am the champion! Let all know that I think Beast Machines coulda been better, and that's why I don't like it!

Alternate Ending, don't read if you don't want to see scary stuff.

"Say what?" Jestorm shouted. "I am From Beast Machines! And I happen to like it. In fact I love it. And no DinobotX or Skir hater is maken me leave it. SO just try and hate it!"

Jetstorm flies into the ring and pounds Dinobot X! Rattrap exclaims" This is a slaughter! All the Beast machine characters are jumping in the ring and pounding DInobot X into oblivion! Speaking of which, there's Obsidian. Eeeep! Nightscreams using his hair to choke Dinobto X! I can't watch."

Botanica rooted herself in front of the pinned down Dinobot X, 'So you don't think Beast Machines is cool, huh? Well, plants are better than vehicles."

Dinobot X: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!