(To all the NEWBIES, I, EGAPMAR, am known too be totally insane and to be the writer of crazy stuff on the board.  Procede at your own risk)

Turtaltor: DIGITIZE!

Riboflavin: Don't you know that SG and I aren't supposed to be into those stuff?

BRUTICUS: Yeah, I remember you saying that. (Hey, I actually got my computer to work)

Megatron NEO: I'm Back!  How's everything goin?

Classic Cybertron: Again, another imposter.

Megatron NEO: NO, Mesa no imposter.  That's the last thing mesa want.

Super Galvatron: Okay.  Just answer these 4 questions, and then we'd know that you're the "real" Megs NEO.
Question 1: When was Beast Wars first aired?
Question 2: How old was Black Widdow?
Question 3: Are you a Frenchie or American?
Question 4: Did you kill your wife?

Grimlock: What's that got to do with anything?!!!!!

Silence.

SG: Nothing.

Megatron NEO: I know!  I'll change my name to: The imposter of Megatron NEO!

Grimlock: Ugh! (Turns to Classic Cybertron.) What you looking at behind me?

Classic Cybertron: I think that your "friend" has come back to huant you!

Grimlock turns: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Nightscream: I'm back!  I found out that that other Grimlock on the RPGs was a fake.  You, Primus/Grimlock, are the real one I'm searching for!

Grimlock: Turtalator Help!

Turtalator: Digivolve! (Digimon-digital monsters-digimon has more power!) Die you spawn of Bob Skir!

Poke Freak: Pokevolve! (Pokemon-pocket monsters- pokemon has more power!)

Super Galvatron (rubbing forehead): I've got a more efficeint way.  SECURITY!

Devestator: You called, Master?

SG: YEs I Did.  Get rid of this Nightscream character.

Devestator: Nightscream, I hear by sentence you to taste my 60 foot leg in you pathetic ugly mouth!

BLAM!

Nightscream: I'll be back!

Grimlock: So, as we were saying, Unicron is as old as Primus.

Turtalator: And the maximals should not kill G1 Megatron.

EGAPMAR: AND Rattrap is going to find the matrix and become-RATTIMUS PRIME!  Megatron 2nd will become Unicron 2nd...

Grimlock: Groan.

Kup: Must....strangle...him!

EGAPMAR: AND the Maximals should slag Megatron the 2nd!

Super Galvatron: Amen to that.

Egapmar: Thanks for praying, SG.  Let's eat!

Omnivac: Yikes, this guys too crazy, even for me.

Cocaine Monkey: Not for me, I don't merely generate insanity, I AM Insanity!

EGAPMAR: I'm even more crazy (and cuter too)!

Grimlock: You can say that again.

EGAPMAR: That's right, I'll say it again, and again, and again, and again...

Omnivac: That's it, I'm leaving this mental institution and go to the RPGs.

Super Galvatron: Yeah, I'm going to start a new story.

BRUTICUS: Don't you like have 20 unfinished stories? You need someone like SHadow to help.

Omnivac: Hey!  You're talking about my other personality.

Classic Cybertron: That's it, I'm putting an end to all of this nonsense.

Grimlock: How?

Classic Cybertron: Wake Up EGAPMAR.  This is all taking place in his head.  WAKE UPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

(back to reality) Egapmar jumps out of bed: Yikes! Why's my head hurt.  It must be all those meatball sandwiches I ate.  Well, I'll turn to my Favorite TV show.

He turns and flicks on the tube.  He starts snapping as the familiar tune came on:

I want to be the very best
That no man ever was
To find them is my real test
To eat them is my cause!

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
To find a mushroomman who understands how to cook you from inside!

Mushroom Man- gotta eat them all!
Mushroom Man - Yeah! Your my fav food
In a world that's very good!
Mushroom Man - It is my destiny
You feed me and I eat you
I'm Mushroom Man!

MUSHROOM MAN!

Mushroom Man, Mushroom In-Hu-Man, Mushroom man has more power...