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Locotus: Ruler of Borg!
Around August 2, 2000

Locotus:  Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!  Borg rules!!!!!

Megatron NEO:  What the beanbrain say?

Super Galvatron:  I don't know.  THink he said something like the Board rules.

Chi Psi Upsilon: Don't see anything wrong with that.

Locotus: Not Board!  Borg!!!!  I am BORG!!!!

Triceradon:   What?

Cheetah Bot:  He says he's bored.

Grimlock:  Bored?

Locotus:  EYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! YOU're all gonna be doomed!!!

CHRISBOT:  Oh put a sock in it.  Let the original Beast Machines hater take a wack at craziness!

Obsidian:  Enough!  Let's jsut sit around a fire and eat some Caesar salad.

Locotus:  Here, Mr. vegetarian.  A gift!

Obsidian:  Eeeeeep!  Beef!  Sick!  Gross!  Bleeehh!!!

Locotus: He-he-he-he-he!

Megatron NEO:  THat's it!  I have had enough of this!!!  WHere's my shotgun?

riboflavin (pulls a big sword out and holds it like a samuri warrior):  Want to see me cut some Locotus to pieces?

Locotus:  Wait!  I thought this was a G rated board!

AC:  It is.  But that only applies to swearing and cussing.

Storm Call:  Violance is acceptable! :)

Mira:  That's right!

Megatron NEO:  I've had enough of Locotus.  WHere's my shotgun?

Naes Pox:  Here, oh mighty one.  Vanquish the enemy!

Locotus:  What did the Chicken Pox guy say?

Megatron NEO:  DOn't matter.  You'll be dead shortly.

Locotus:  No, K, you won't.  please!

BLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

Super Galvatron:  What'd you do!  YOu blew his head off!

(a tiny head of Locotus starts to sprout from the body) Locotus: Don't you know how much that stings?

Grimlock:  Eeeeep!!!  It's an alien!

Devastator: Who you gonna call?!!!

CHORUS: GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!!

Triceradon:  No!  The MIB!!!!

Locotus:  You've run out of time!  Judment day has arrived!

riboflavin:  You're right!  Your judgment!  I took down Lord Trivehicus and so help me I'll take you down too!

Locotus:  What's that you've got in your hand?  No!  Not -

riboflavin:  Rhinox's chain guns!  Ha!  This time, i'm shooting where it don't grow back!

BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BLAM!!!!!!!

Storm Call cuddles up to Lioconvoy:  Look!  THe last of Locotus is burning up in orbit!

Lioconvoy:  Yup.  Cuddle a little closer, huh?  I'm cold.  :)

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