Locotus:
Ruler of Borg!
Around August 2, 2000
Locotus: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!! Borg rules!!!!!
Megatron NEO: What the beanbrain say?
Super Galvatron: I don't know. THink he said something like the Board rules.
Chi Psi Upsilon: Don't see anything wrong with that.
Locotus: Not Board! Borg!!!! I am BORG!!!!
Triceradon: What?
Cheetah Bot: He says he's bored.
Grimlock: Bored?
Locotus: EYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! YOU're all gonna be doomed!!!
CHRISBOT: Oh put a sock in it. Let the original Beast Machines hater take a wack at craziness!
Obsidian: Enough! Let's jsut sit around a fire and eat some Caesar salad.
Locotus: Here, Mr. vegetarian. A gift!
Obsidian: Eeeeeep! Beef! Sick! Gross! Bleeehh!!!
Locotus: He-he-he-he-he!
Megatron NEO: THat's it! I have had enough of this!!! WHere's my shotgun?
riboflavin (pulls a big sword out and holds it like a samuri warrior): Want to see me cut some Locotus to pieces?
Locotus: Wait! I thought this was a G rated board!
AC: It is. But that only applies to swearing and cussing.
Storm Call: Violance is acceptable! :)
Mira: That's right!
Megatron NEO: I've had enough of Locotus. WHere's my shotgun?
Naes Pox: Here, oh mighty one. Vanquish the enemy!
Locotus: What did the Chicken Pox guy say?
Megatron NEO: DOn't matter. You'll be dead shortly.
Locotus: No, K, you won't. please!
BLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Super Galvatron: What'd you do! YOu blew his head off!
(a tiny head of Locotus starts to sprout from the body) Locotus: Don't you know how much that stings?
Grimlock: Eeeeep!!! It's an alien!
Devastator: Who you gonna call?!!!
CHORUS: GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!!
Triceradon: No! The MIB!!!!
Locotus: You've run out of time! Judment day has arrived!
riboflavin: You're right! Your judgment! I took down Lord Trivehicus and so help me I'll take you down too!
Locotus: What's that you've got in your hand? No! Not -
riboflavin: Rhinox's chain guns! Ha! This time, i'm shooting where it don't grow back!
BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BLAM!!!!!!!
Storm Call cuddles up to Lioconvoy: Look! THe last of Locotus is burning up in orbit!
Lioconvoy: Yup. Cuddle a little closer, huh? I'm cold. :)
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