* A whole bunch of the Maximals in those pods aren't in stasis, but *gurl* are they bored.
* The only reason Dinobot went to the Maximals was because he thought Rhinox might be able to make him some hands without an annoying extra thumb.
* Megatron is really the original of that name, but doesn't want to admit that he got stuck on some backwater rock with this pack of loseres.
* Tigatron was cheating on his girlfriend.
* Inferno would give anything to be able to sit down.
* Cheetor uses performance-enhancing drugs.
* Blackarachnia stuffs her bra.
* The Maximal Elders are: Bumblebee, Wheelie and Blurr.
* Tigatron doesn't hang out at the Axalon because he's a loner. Airrazor, on the other hand, can't find the thing from one minute to the next.
* Waspinator is thrilled that everyone bought his Starscream impression.
* Optimus Primal started drinking like a fish after three days on the job with his troops.
* Dinobot and Rattrap are married.
* Thanks to her helmet, Airrazor keep thinking she's the Sorceress from MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE.
* Cybertron is only fourteen kilometres from this planet, but no-one wants to admit to such shocking navigation.
* Megatron is binary bonded to Tendo Soun (actually, I think that one's pretty obvious).
* The Predacons don't *know* the name of their ship.
* The other Maximals give Optimus *heaps* after screaming out 'Beast Wars' like that at the end of the pilot.
* The Mysterious Aliens are the Wombles.
- Inferno grins all the time because he had too many face lifts.
- The other Predacons would kill for a posable thumbs.
- The stasis pods were actually photon torpedoes... which shows you how much the Maximals care about the team...
- Optimus Primal could just call the Cybertronian Stranded Spacecraft Towing Service, but the long distance phone bills are just too much...
- Every once and a while, Primal drinks a little too much, and beats up on Cheetor. Cheetor stays with him, though, because he knows Primal is trying to quit...
- One night, Waspinator got really hyped up on energon overcharge, dressed in drag, sang karoke, and wound up in bed with Terrorsaur. Why else would the two of them hang out together?
- Scorponok could go home if he wanted, but then Zarak would gloat about Scorpy being nothing without him.
- Blackarachnia actually came up with the Breastforce idea... although it was slightly different in her version...
- It may be Airazor now, but back in college, it was Springer...
- Blackarachnia is actually trying to lose her virginity.
- Primal only said that "Beast Wars" line because during a scripting session, Bob Forward had stood in front of him and said "Bet you WON'T!!!"
- Tarantulas guests on weekends in the Psychic Friends Network.
- Airazor was clutching to Primal's leg because she was drunk and mistook him for George Clooney. (A common mistake, one that drunk Maximal females make all the time.)
- The aliens do have bodies, they just forgot where they were.
- Cheetor is actually both Hot Rod and Blurr, after a freak teleporter
accident.
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