- On your tax return, you claim "Maximal Elder" as your occupation.

- You are hospitalized after you leap off a cliff and try to transform to hawk mode.

- You didn't like the HasKen Inferno toy, so you built your own - *full* *size*.

- You keep having to remind yourself that energon rub symbols cannot consumed for sustenance.

- Last week, you looked into having a pure caffine shipment come in every week to duplicate Cheetor's energy.

- People keep having to remind you to bathe yourself.

- Whenever it gets a little quiet, you yell out in a Dinobot voice, "It's a Predacon trap!!!"

- When you see one of those guys proclaiming "The end is nigh", you walk up to them and say, "I know! Let us find a stasis pod and escape!"

- You keep forgetting to pay the electric bill.