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Sample from series done with the
REAL TOYS used as models...
Taken from http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Cavern/6381/humor.txt
And Posted by Grimlock

WASPINATOR: Now Wazzzzpinator blast you!

RHINOX: Not likely. I'll just pull out my - what? Where's my gun - a rotor? What the hell is this?

CHEETOR: I'll help you with my - water gun?

MEGATRON: Excellent, yessss. Now, to pick up - what? Where are my hands? And what the hell are these things on the side of my head? "Mutant head"?

BLACKARACHNIA & AIRAZOR: WHERE IS MY CHEST?!?!?

RATTRAP: I'm coming! Gah! No balance! What the hell are these wing-things? I can't stand up!

TERRORSAUR : I'm caught in my own wings! Help!

TARANTULAS: My claws - they're backwards! And my legs are aimed wrong! Help! Help!

WASPINATOR : Wazzzzzpinator can't find gun!

DINOBOT: What are these things? Legs? And my arms keep falling over!

OPTIMUS PRIMAL: Hey! I'm done right!

SCORPONOK: What... balance... losing... Where is my CyberBee? I can't fire it without losing my claw!

INFERNO: These new weapons I have - the Royalty has not approved me having them! I must destroy myself for insubordination!

OPTIMUS PRIMAL: But I AM done right...


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