Coming of the Appliacons!
Written and posted by Solstice and RAMPAGE

Megatron summons his troops. "My legions! The time has come to create a new breed of furniture-based transformers! I give you our newest ally, Hardwood, the Furnitron!

A chest of drawers waddles out on all four pegs and rattles agressively....

Megatron looks down. "Why this CHAIR could be a Vehicon!" He squeeks his ducky. "I miss my legs... Roller skating, kicking Waspinator in the can with them... Those were the days... "

Thrust sits down and cries. "Stupid Maximals! Always blowing up my stuff! *snif* Always picking on me, I'm just the one little vehicon left. Wazzzpinator's life sucks..." Thrust blinks. "Now where did THAT come from?"

Megatron pulls a string, unveiling his newest creation: BLENDOR!

Blendor screams, "I'll frappe` the Maximals!"

Megatron continues to unveils his new line of appliacons. "Here is the leader" Megatron says, "In the memory of the G1 warrior, it's Microwave!"

Microwave stands up and transforms. The opening of the microwave is his chest. He speaks in a robotic voice, "Meatloaf, pizza, Burgerbeak, eject!"

Little foods in toperwares jump out and transform.
Megatron unveils the next warrior, "Behold, Oven Supreme!"

A gigantic oven comes in.

Megatron uveils another, "Behold my warriors: Fridgerator and his icebox pal: Icebot!"

Thrust, "HA-ahah-ahaha-ah!  Now we will be unstoppable!  Those Maximals don't stand a chance against the Appliacons!"