Rampage goes on his computer.  He plops down and sighs.

RAMPAGE: Ahhh! Sweet cubicle.  It's so peaceful, just like a womb.

Depthcharge: I just wanted to poke my head in and say hi!

Rampage: How'd you get here?

Depthcharge: I just flew.  You've been using my original name too long.  Now, taste my wrath!

Rampage: Wait! You must have me mistaken for another Rampage, a big crab one.

Depthcharge: Funny.  That's just what Super Galvatron ordered!

SPLAAAAGGG!

Later that night, Black Widdow, Super Galvatron, and Grimlock sat around a table.

Riboflavin puts down a steaming plate of meat: Enjoy.

Black Widdow pops a peice in her mouth: Mmmmm.  This meat is a succulant savory delicacy that I can eat for hours.  I eat lots, and yet my need for it never quenches.  Delicious!

Super Galvatron: Uh, thanks Black Widdow.  I wonder how Depthcharge got the crab meat so quickly?

Grimlock picks it up and looks at it.

Black Widdow spits a metal pellet from her mouth: Puttoy! Bullet bits.  Hey, this peice kinda resembles Rampage.

Super Galvatron spits out the peice he ate: That's sickening.

Grimlock: Oh come on.  If this is Rampage we're eating, than let Nightscream haunt me for the rest of my days.

Nightscream pops up: Hello!

Black Widdow screams: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!