(Marching to the beat of a drum)

Dahn Dahn Dahn Dahn, Dah, Dah Dah Dah!

Autobot Chris: Times have changed, Transformers are getting worse.

They don't even wanna convert anymore, they just wanna morph and be jerks!

Arcee: Should we blame the writers?

Black Arachnia: Should we blame the producers?

Consructicons: Or the animators who are a just a big bunch of loserererererers?

...

Autobot Chris: No! Blame Canada, er, Blame Ha-asbro!

Transformers: BLAME HA-ASBRO!!

Autobot Chris: With all their greedy little minds and Bob Skir so full of lies!

Blame Ha-asbro!

Transfomers: BLAME HA-ASBROOOOOO!!

Autobot Chris: We should organize a frontal assault!

Transfomers: IT'S HASBRO'S FAULT!!

Starscream: You shouldn't blame Transformers, for Beast Machines.

Hasbro bent over for Animorphs, now they're way too skinny and lean!

Waspinator: And don't blame the Beast Wars, for techno-organics.

Cuz Hasbro hired new writers that wanna ignore all things mechaniiiiiic.

Autobot Chris: So, Blame Ha-asbro!

Transfomers: BLAME HA-ASBRO!!

Autobot Chris: It seems most everything has gone wrong since Hasbro came along.

Blame Ha-asbro!

Transformers: BLAME HA-ASBROOOOOO!!

Jazz: They're not even a real toy company anywayayayayayay.

Bumblebee: Optimus Prime was the greatest Transfomer living on Cybertron.

Unfortunately he died befor leading us into the new millenium.

Autobots: Should we blame Megatron and his fire?

Decepticons: or Hot Rod and his desperate desire?

Maxis and Preds: Or Preceptor who allowed him to expirererererere?

...

Autobot Chris: Hell No! Blame Ha-asbro!

Transfomers: BLAME HA-ASBRO!!

Autobot Chris: With all their organic hulaballoo.

Larry Ditillo: And that B'otch Isenberg too.

Autobot Chris: BLAME HA-ASBRO!!

Everyone: SHAME ON HA-ASBROOOOOOOOOO!!!

For:

Toys that bear no resemblence to the show.

Legs and hair that should and shouldn't grow.

Lame little plots with not enough action.

And the Vehicons who serve no satisfaction.

Autobot Chris: We should all blame them to cause a fuss!!

Everyone: BEFORE SOMEBODY THINKS OF BLAMING UUUUUUUUUUUH, UH-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH, UH-UHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSS.!!!!

DAHN DAHN DAHN DAHN!