Mech-Warrior: Happy New Year!  Happy New Year!

Disciple: Oh, shut up.  I never was in the New Year Spirit.  All those explosive fire crackers...

X: Wait a click!  It's July 4!  Not New Year!

Mech Warrior:  Happy New Year!!!

Unicron: Silence you infedel!

Mech Warrior:  Did you see Triple H on WWF last night?  It was so cool!  He - Ouch!

Osiris Prime: Thanks, Unicron.

Unicron: Well someone had to shut him up.

X: For once we agree on something.

Chrisbot: Hey, we better call the gang together for a little  Independance day get together.

X: What do you care?  You're Canadian!

Chrisbot: Well...

Mech-Warrior:  I'll call Grimlock and see if he wants to join our little posse here.

Riiiiiiing!  Riiiiiiing!

Grimlock: Hello?
Mech-Warrior: WAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH?!!!!!!
Grimlock (pulling phone away from ear, whispering): Wassssssuhhhp.  Keep it down will you.  Hey, what you guys doing?
Mech Warrior: Oh, the usual.  Celebrating New Year, drinking a Bud.  How 'boot you?
Grimlock: Aboot is Chrisbot's line.
Mech Warrior: SHUT UP!!!  What you doing?
Grimlock: Ummm, watching the game, kissing a bud.
Mech-Warrior: Kissing?
Grimlock: Err, no, I meant smokin, er, no, drinking a bud.  There's no girl here.
Mech-Warrior: Is AC with you there?
Grimlock: Huh?  No.  Um, she's not here.  We're actually on Net-Cam with each other.
Mech-Warrior: Well don't you want to come over and celebrate Independance with us?
Grimlock: I'm Canadian and proud of it!
Mech-Warrior: You do realize that Alaskan Moose are bigger then the Canadian breed, right?
Grimlock: Huh?

Click.

Mech Warrior: Sorry, guys, Grimmy isn't coming.

Osiris Prime: Bummer.  Now what?  Bring out the Buds!

RAMPAGE: Traffic...Too bad naka bad trip.  Have a Beer, have an SMB!  After work, mag five thirsty!  San Miguel beer sarap maging  tunay, sarap maging barkada!  S-M-B arou arou na mag five thirsty!  Bukas ulit ha?

DPS: What the?

X: RAMPAGE must be drunk on Espresso again.  Bring him to the back room.  Besides, no beer!

Osiris: Why the pit can't we?

X: Cause all of us are slagging under age!

Unicron: I'm not.

X: Yeah, right.  I know who you REALLY are.

Unicron: Don't start with me...

X: We'll just have Coca-Cola.

Disciple: Don't you mean Coke?

X: Yeah.  Unicron, bring it out here, will ya?

CPU: He's gone.

Unicron (hiding near the punch bowl full of coke): No beer, eh?  I'll give him no beer...

CHRISBOT: X, this coke seems a little odd.

X (sipping it): Phhhhhhhht!!!  It's spiked!

Mech-Warrior: It is?  Hey Unicron, can you add just a tad more rum in mine, I can barely taste it.

Later...

Mech Warrior: Unicron, you slacker!  This coke barely has any resemblance to having a dot of rum in it!  Dab in a little more into mine, k?

Later still...

Mech Warrior: Unicron, more rum, please...

And even later still...

Mech Warrior: Unnnnn....Unicr *hickup* cron, add a little bit of coke in here, I can barely taste it...

12 mn...

Mech Warrior: Unicron goes down!  X is smashing his face!  No wait!  Unicron powerslams X!  Oooooo!  That's gotta hurt!  No way!  X is splicing!  H'es splitting into two?  HOw can there be two of 'em?

Osiris: Um, you're just so drunk, man.  *hickup*

Mech Warrior: *Hickup*  It's *hickup* over!  The fight is *hickup* over.  X has clobbered *hickup* Unicron and he's not getting up.  Must've *hickup* beent he *hikcup* Red Bull he drank earlier...*hickup*

Preview: Next week!  Watch out for our post-ID4 party!  We'll have big celebrations and *hickup* get to watch A.I. which is basically a new version of *hickup* Pinochio...

X: It IS NOT!  A.I. is one of the best movies of our time!  Besides, you're the same people that said Pearl Harbor was dumb!

Preview: *hickup* it was.

X: Was not!

Preview: *Slaps X on the head **hickup***

Seraphim: How dare you slap my fiance'!

Mech-Warrior: *hickup* oooooo. the girl gives Preview the beating of his life.  No s#@%.  She is.  She's beating the crap out of 'em.  *hickup*

Osiris:  This has turned out to be one messed up party, no?

CPU: Yup...but it ain't even independance day yet...

CHRISBOT:  It's aboot time someone noticed that.

X: Seraphim!  Get off of the dude!

Seraphim: But he called you a lazy stupid welcome mat!

X: Matt?!  Matt?!  You called me Matt?!!!  Kill!!!!!!!!!

Not Bob Skir: So what happened?  Eeeep!  It looks like Survivor II when Mike hacked up the boar!

Seraphim: That's coke, you idiot.  Want me to bump you with my car?

Not Bob Skir: No, er, I was just passing through.