Galvy: Gee, Brain. What do you want to do tonight?

Brain: The same thing we do every night, Galvy...

Try to take over the world!

[Throughout the intro song, whenever and however Pinky normally appears, Galvatron appears instead - waltzing around the lab in a straight- jacket, a tutu, etc.] Chorus: They're Galvy and The Brain, They're Galvy and The Brain.  One is a genius; the other's insane.  They are well-rehearsed, To control the universe.  They're pals-y;They're Galvy and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.

NARF!!!

Yakko: Hi. I'm Yakko.

Wakko: I'm Wakko.

Dot: And I'm *cute*!

Galvatron: Puny flesh creatures - prepare to meet your doom!

Yakko: (aside) Real original, isn't he?

Yakko: (to G) Aren't you forgetting something?

Galvatron: What?

Yakko: Well, being an evil villain, you are contractually required to explain your plan before you get rid of us.

Galvatron: Oh. Well, first I'm going to kill you, then I'll dispose of these annoying Autobots, then I'll steal the Wakkogluified Transgobulator, then I'll take over the universe. Muah-ha-ha-ha!!

Yakko: Oh. Okay. I guess you know, this means WAR-NERS.

Wakko: I believe the Anvil Song would be appropriate about now.

Dot: Agreed. But Wakko, please don't sing flat this time.

Wakko: Flat? I never sing flat.
Yakko/Dot: Yeah, right.

THE ANVIL SONG

Yakko: (sung) An anvil's black and shiny

Dot: It's very heavy too

Wakko: So watch out, my shiny friend

Yakko/Wakko/Dot: Or one will fall on you! >>clang!<<

Dot: (spoken) Wakko, I told you not to sing flat.

Wakko: So sorry.

RP: (trying to shove a rather large anvil off his foot) Uh, right. Apology accepted. But please don't do it again.

Yakko: Right. Let's take it from the top again. And this time, Wakko,

Yakko/Dot: STAY IN TUNE!!

Yakko: (sung) An anvil's black and shiny

Dot: It's very heavy too

Wakko: So watch out, my shiny friend

Yakko/Wakko/Dot: Or one will fall on you!

Galvatron: (spoken) On me? Muah-ha-ha-ha! >>clang!<<

Dot: That wasn't pretty.

Yakko: But it had to be done.

Galvatron: (shaking a rather large anvil off his head) Muah-ha-ha-ha! Puny flesh creatures! Muah-ha-ha-ha! I shall destroy you all!

Wakko: It's unstoppable!!! Y: Call in the National Guard!

Dot: Or Tonya Harding's bodyguard!

Wakko: Let's sing it again!

Yakko/Dot: OK!

Yakko: (sung) It's made of solid iron

Dot: It weighs a ton or two

Wakko: We know you'd like to meet it

Yakko/Wakko/Dot: It wants to meet you too!

Galvatron: (levelling his arm-mounted cannon at the Warners) Meet this, you miserable little... >>clang!<<

Dot: (spoken) (looking at the extremely large anvil sitting in an extremely large hole in the ground) Well, I guess that takes care of him.

Yakko: Yep, that should about wrap things up for today.

Wakko: So why isn't the Cybernet Space Cube zooming in to iris us out already?

Devastator: (trying to lift the extremely large anvil) Devastator will save you, mighty Galvatron!

Yakko: I think we just met today's special friend. "Mighty" Galvatron?

Dot: Woah, dumber than advertised.

Wakko: One more verse?

Yakko/Dot: Okay!

Yakko: (sung) An anvil's really heavy

Dot: It makes a big crash too

Wakko: As you'll find out, in just a sec

Yakko/Wakko/Dot: When this one lands on you! >>clang!<<

Devastator: (spoken) I love a happy ending.

Yakko: Sometimes I just love when it ends.

[A ridiculously-humongous anvil is sitting in a ridiculously-humongous hole beside the extremely-large anvil sitting in an extremely-large hole. The only Decepticons in sight are beating a rapid retreat and do NOT include Galvatron and Devastator. The Autobots are all standing around gaping at the Warners. Cybernet Space Cube transforms and takes off.]