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Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel Sat 12-1-07: 7am/10am EST Stranger On The Third Floor (1940, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies 7:30 am 48 Hours (comedy adventure) Cinemax 8:15/11:15 EST The Tattooed Stranger (1953) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 AM Beyond The Yellow Brick Road: The Making Of Tin Man SCIFI 9:30 AM The Abyss SCIFI Dudley Do-Right USA Network 007 in Thunderball (1965, Sean Connery) Spike (TNN) 9:30/12:30 EST God Is My Co-Pilot (Raymond Massey, Alan Hale, 1945) Turner Classic Movies 11am/2pm EST Village Of The Damned (1960, don't look in their eyes) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 am So, I Married An Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Comedy Central 11:15 am Spies Like Us (Aykroyd, Chevy Chase almost start WW3) Cinemax 11:30 am Richie Rich's Christmas Wish Family Channel 12:30 pm Richie Rich (from the creators of Casper) TBS 1:00 pm Hot Shots (Top Gun spoof, Charlie Sheen as Tom Cruise) Cinemax Shaun Of The Dead Comedy Central 1:15 pm Star Wars (1977, 20th Anniversary version) HBO 1:30 PM Star Trek: First Contact SCIFI Jingle All The Way (comedy, Schwarzenegger vs. Sinbad, Phil Hartman) Family Channel 2:30 pm Wallstreet (1987, Michael Douglas) "Greed is good" TV-Land House On Haunted Hill Cinemax 3:00 pm Zoolander (2001) Comedy Central 3:30 pm Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone Family Channel 16 Blocks HBO 4:00 PM Stargate (the original Kurt Russell movie) SCIFI Hudson Hawk (unintentionally funny Bruce Willis musical) Telemundo 4:30 pm Pleasantville (you kids are screwing up the other dimension) MyNetwork (formerly UPN) 5:00 pm Natl. Van Wilder Comedy Central 5pm/8pm EST Take The Money & Run (1969, Woody Allen) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Broken Arrow (please don't shoot at the nuclear weapons) FOX Movie Channel 6:00 pm Braveheart (1995, Mel Gibson) More Max 6:30 PM End Of Days (1999) SCIFI 6:45/9:45 EST Heaven Can Wait (1978, James Mason) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 pm Moby Dick (1998, Patrick Stewart is obsessed) Ion (formerly Pax) Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets (2002) Family Channel 7pm & 11pm Ghost Cat (2003, ghost of pet solves murder) Animal Planet 7pm/10pm EST Broken Arrow (1996, John Travolta) FOX Movie Channel 7:15 pm Nanny McPhee HBO #2 8:00 pm European Vacation (Chevy Chase, John Astin) Bravo Kicking & Screaming (Will Ferrell as kids soccer coach) TBS Malice (Alec Baldwin) "I am God!" Flix Movie Channel The Mummy (1999) "We are in serious trouble" Encore Timecop (1994, time traveler vs. evil politician in future) Spike (TNN) Troy (2004, Orlando Bloom, Peter O'Toole) American Movie Classics XXX (2002, Samuel L. Jackson, Vin Diesel) FX Channel Torchwood (they land in 1941, repeat from last week) BBC America 8pm & 12am Pale Rider (1985, Clint Eastwood western) History Channel 8pm & 10pm The Bourne Supremacy (2004) TNT 8:30/11:30 EST Citizen Kane (1941, Orson Welles) "Rosebud" Turner Classic Movies 9:00 PM National Treasure (2004) SCIFI Dead Mary (2007, evil spirit in a remote cabin) The Movie Channel Torchwood (new ep, last of season) BBC America United 93 (2006, the 4th plane on 9/11) More Max 9pm/12am EST Broken Arrow (1996, John Travolta) FOX Movie Channel 10:00 pm European Vacation (Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo) Bravo Epic Movie (spoof of 2006 movies) Cinemax The Santa Clause (1994, Tim Allen) TBS Scent Of A Woman (Al Pacino as bitter blind man) Sundance Channel Star Wars (1977, 20th Anniversary version) HBO 10:10 pm Dawn Of The Dead (2004) Encore 10:30/1:30 EST The Man In The Iron Mask WGN 12:00 AM Final Destination 2 SCIFI 1:30/4:30 EST The Gold Rush (1925, Charlie Chaplin eats his shoe) Turner Classic Movies 2:00 AM Freddy Vs. Jason SCIFI 2:30 am From Dusk Till Dawn Starz 4:00 AM Frailty SCIFI 5:00 am King Kong (2005) Cinemax 5:30 am Aeon Flux The Movie Channel 5am/8am EST Wife Vs. Secretary (1936, Clark Gable) Turner Classic Movies 6:50 am Operation Dumbo Drop (with Denis Leary) Starz ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun, 12/02/2007: 7:00 am Bedazzled (2000 remake) FX Channel 8:30 am Space Jam WGN 9:00 am Hercules (1959) American Movie Classics Vice Versa (1988 body switching) Showtime 9:30 AM Freddy Vs. Jason SCIFI Spider-Man (2002) TBS 10:00 am Jingle All The Way (Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman) Family Channel 10am/1pm EST The Parent Trap WGN 10:30 am Zoolander Comedy Central 11:00 am Dick Tracy (Pacino, Madonna, Warren Beatty, Dick Van Dyke) Showtime Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 (1966) Sundance Channel Risky Business A&E 11:30 AM Final Destination 2 SCIFI 11:30 EST My Favorite Year (Peter O'Toole comedy) Turner Classic Movies The Great Raid (2005, WW2 raid to rescue POWs) American Movie Classics Noon Home Alone 4 (TV-movie, different cast) Family Channel 12pm/3pm EST George Of The Jungle (comedy, live-action) WGN 12:30 pm Back To The Future HBO The Mask (1994, Jim Carrey) TBS 12:30 & 6:30pm Napoleon Dynamite Comedy Central 1:00 pm American Yakuza CW White Men Can't Jump (comedy) A&E 1:30 PM Stargate (the original Kurt Russell movie) SCIFI 2:00 pm Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets Family Channel Hope Floats (1998, that's not what they say at the water treatment plant) CMT 2:30 pm Hunt For Red October (Baldwin vs. Sean Connery) American Movie Classics Scary Movie 2 and Jungle 2 Jungle TBS The Nativity Story HBO 3:00 pm Dirty Deeds (2002) CW The Omen (the 6/6/06 remake) Cinemax 3pm/6pm EST The Thin Man Turner Classic Movies 4:00 PM End Of Days SCIFI 4:30 pm Elf (Will Ferrell as a man raised by elves, Bob Newhart) USA Network 5:00 pm Aeon Flux The Movie Channel 6:00 PM Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban Family Channel American Psycho More Max Lara Croft, Tomb Raider American Classic Movies National Treasure SCIFI The Santa Clause (1994, Tim Allen) TBS Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) Encore XXX (2002) FX Channel Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (2000, animated) CW 6:15 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime #2 My Super Ex-Girlfriend (dumped girl is actually superhero) HBO 6:30pm Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Comedy Central Troll (1986, June Lockhart helps Harry Potter defeat evil troll) The Movie Channel The Black Dahlia (2006, she was prettier when she was alive) Cinemax Dr. Dolittle 2 (Eddie Murphy) HBO #2 6:45 pm World Trade Center (2006, the firemen trapped inside) Showtime 7:00 pm Cannonball Run 2 CMT 7:20 pm Monster House (animated) Starz 8:00 pm Troy (2004) American Classic Movies XXX: State Of The Union (2005 sequel) FX Channel 8pm & 10pm Kicking & Screaming (Will Ferrell as kids soccer coach) TBS 8pm & 12am Hippies (2 hours of free love) History Channel 8:30 pm Epic Movie (2006 movies spoof) Cinemax 9:00 PM Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban Family Channel Die Hard With A Vengeance Spike (TNN) Dr. Dolittle 2 (Eddie Murphy) Telemundo Dexter (new ep) Showtime Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (2006) Starz 9pm, 11pm & 1am Tin Man (part 1 of 3, semi-remake of Zardoz) SCIFI 9:30 pm Ultraviolet (2006, mutant vs. evil dictator) Encore 9:45 pm Four Brothers The Movie Channel 9:45 pm 12 Hours To Live (2006) Lifetime Movie Network Conspiracy Theory (1997) HBO #2 10pm & 2am Hooked: Illegal drugs & how they got that way History Channel 10:30 pm The Nativity Story HBO 3:00 AM Dragonheart SCIFI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 12-3-07: 6:45 am Osmosis Jones (Bill Murray comedy) HBO 8:00 am Outer Limits marathon (color eps) SCIFI 10:00 am Caveman (Ringo Starr in the year One-million years BC) The Movie Channel 12pm/3pm EST Let's Do It Again Turner Classic Movies 2:15 pm Firewall (Harrison Ford) Cinemax 3:15/6:15 EST Bundle of Joy (1956, Debbie Reynolds) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 pm Jumanji Starz 4pm & 10pm Epic Movie (2006 movies spoof) Cinemax 4:30 pm Fried Worms HBO 5pm & 8am Committed (2000, comedy) Comedy Central 5:30 pm Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire Cinemax 6:00 pm XXX: State Of The Union FX Channel Sniper (1993) American Classic Movies 6:45 pm Tombstone (Kurt Russell) Showtime 7pm & 10pm Rocky 4 (Dolph Lundgren as Commie Russian on steroids) VS 7:15pm & 4:50am The Shaggy Dog (2006, Tim Allen transformed into dog) Starz 7:30/10:30 EST Independence Day (aliens invade Earth) FOX Movie Channel 7:35/10:35 EST Being John Malkovich (1999, fantasy) IFC 8:00 pm Troy (2004) American Classic Movies Field Of Dreams (1989) Encore Flags Of Our Fathers (2006, dir: Clint Eastwood) HBO X2: X-Men United (2003) FX Channel 8:15 pm Blue Streak (1999, thief Martin Lawrence poses as a cop) Cinemax Reindeer Games (2000, Ben Affleck as ex-con) Showtime #2 9:00 pm Samantha Who? (new ep) ABC Heroes (new ep) NBC One Magic Christmas (Harry Dean Stanton as an angel) Hallmark Channel Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Misfit Toys (2001, Rick Moranis, Richard Dreyfuss) Family Channel Snakes On A Plane (2006) More Max 9pm & 11pm Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986, Matthew Broderick) Bravo 9pm & 1am Gangland (new ep) History Channel 9pm, 11pm & 1am Tin Man (part 2 of 3, semi-remake of Zardoz) SCIFI 9pm/12am EST David Copperfield (1935, W.C. Fields drama) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Child's Play Flix Movie Channel Derailed (2005) Encore 10:30 pm Nester the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey Family Channel The Fugitive Starz 10:30/1:30 EST Independence Day (aliens invade Earth) FOX Movie Channel 11:15/2:15 EST Born Yesterday (1950, Judy Holliday) Turner Classic Movies 3am/6am EST Three Smart Girls (1937, Ray Milland) Turner Classic Movies 6:15/9:15 EST Hide-Out (farmers try to reform a gangster, Mickey Rooney) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tue 12-4-07: 7:00 am Glory (see trailer on AMC page) American Classic Movies 7:30 am Meatballs (Bill Murray as summer camp counselor) Showtime 7:45/10:45 EST 20,000 Years In Sing-Sing (1932) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 am Committed (2000, comedy) Comedy Central Dark Angel marathon SCIFI 9:15 am Futureworld (Yul Brynner returns as the killer robot from Westworld) Showtime 9:15/12:15 EST Birdman Of Alcatraz (Telly Savalas, Burt Lancaster) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am Flight Of The Phoenix FX Channel 10:05 am Eight Below Starz Noon Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi HBO 12pm/3pm EST San Quentin (1937, Bogart) Turner Classic Movies 12:20 & 9:45pm The Zodiac The Movie Channel 1:00 pm The Jerk (Steve Martin finds his purpose) USA Network 1:15/4:15 EST Ladies They Talk About (1933, women's prison) Turner Classic Movies 2:30/5:30 EST I Am A Fugitive From A Chain Gang (1932) Turner Classic Movies 3:20 pm Man In The Iron Mask Starz 4:30 pm X2: X-Men United FX Channel 4:30/7:30 EST short: Snow Gets In Your Eyes (1938) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The Elephant Man (1980, John Hurt, Anthony Hopkins) Turner Classic Movies 6:15 pm Into The Blue Showtime #2 7:15 pm Superman Returns (2006) Cinemax 7:30 pm Open Season Starz 7:30/10:30 EST Speed (Dennis Hopper puts bomb on bus that can't stop) FOX Movie Channel 8:00 pm Doctor Who (the dead return as ghosts) BBC America 9:00 pm Doctor Who (war on Earth) BBC America 9pm, 11pm & 1am Tin Man (part 3 of 3, semi-remake of Zardoz) SCIFI 9pm & 4:35am Eight Below (2006, lost dog-sled team survives in Antarctica) Starz 9:30/12:30 EST True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) FOX Movie Channel 9:30/12:30 EST Chinese Box (1997, Jeremy Irons, Gong Li) IFC 10:00 pm My Super Ex-Girlfriend HBO Signature 10:05 pm Fallen (1998, cop investigates Satanic killings) Encore 11:05 pm The Quiet Starz 3:00 am Frankenfish SCIFI 3am/6am EST Big Parade Of Comedy (1964, Laurel & Hardy clips, etc.) Turner Classic Movies 4:30/7:30 EST A Girl In Every Port (1952, Groucho Marx) Turner Classic Movies 6am/9am EST Marx Brothers movie marathon (1941-1935) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 12-7-07: 5:30 am Troll (1986, good witch June Lockhart helps Harry Potter) The Movie Channel 7:35 am Chronicles Of Narnia Encore 8:00 am Battlestar Galactica (season 3 eps) marathon SCIFI 8:30 am The Iron Giant (animated, a boy & his giant robot from space) Cinemax 10:00 am Meatballs (Bill Murray as a summer camp couselor) Showtime Dark Blue FX Channel 11:35 am Highlander (Sean Connery is counting heads) Cinemax Mee-Shee, The Water Giant Showtime 11:45 EST Beach Party (Joe Bob checked it out) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 pm The Roost (vampire bats) Showtime 1:45 & 11:45pm Tombstone (Kurt Russell) Encore 2:00 pm United 93 More Max 3:15 pm Blue Lagoon (1980, Brook Shields without a swimsuit) American Movie Classics 4:00 pm Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Encore 5:00 pm Cadillac Man (1990, Robin Williams) Comedy Central 5:15 pm My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) HBO 5:35/8:35 EST Sling Blade (1996, Billy Bob Thornton) IFC 6:20 pm Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire (2005) More Max 6:30 pm Meet The Applegates (Ed Begley as a mutant bug passing for human) Showtime #2 6:50 pm King Kong (2005) Cinemax 7:00 pm Elf (Will Ferrell as a man raised by elves, Bob Newhart) USA Network Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (stop-mation, 1970) Family Channel 7:20 pm The Covenant (2006) Starz 8:00 pm Frosty The Snowman/Frosty Returns (Jimmy Durante/John Goodman) CBS American President (Michael Douglas, Monstervision review) Lifetime Movie Channel Land Of The Blind (2006, Donald Sutherland) The Movie Channel 8pm & 10:30 Polar Express (2004 CGI, Tom Hanks) Family Channel 9:00 pm Bewitched (2005, real witch is cast as witch in a movie, Nicole Kidman) TBS Click Starz Die Hard With A Vengeance (Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Jeremy Irons) Spike (TNN) Epic Movie (2006 movies spoof) More Max 9pm/12am EST Lair Of The White Worm (1988, vampires & a giant snake) IFC 9:45 pm Lord Of War (2005, Nicolas Cage) The Movie Channel 10:00 pm Stargate Atlantis (new ep) SCIFI Money Train (1995, Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson) Cinemax 10pm & 12am Human Weapon: Sumo History Channel 10:30 pm The Frighteners (Michael J. Fox, John Astin) American Movie Classics 11pm/2am EST Attack Of The Crab Monsters (1957, Roger Corman) Turner Classic Movies 11:45 pm Tombstone (Kurt Russell) Encore 12:15/3:15 EST The Killer Shrews (1959, a past MST3000 feature) Turner Classic Movies followed by The Green Slime (1969, a strange fungus invades a Japanese spaceship) Turner Classic Movies 12:30 am The Fog (1980, Jamie Lee Curtis, Janet Leigh) American Movie Classics 12:35 am Lethal Weapon 4 HBO 2:30 am The Fury (the government wants Kirk Douglas' psychic daughter) American Movie Classics 3:00 am Descent SCIFI 4:00 am Click Starz 6:00 am Grumpy Old Men TBS The Thomas Crown Affair TNT 6:45 am Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire (2005) Cinemax ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat, 12/8/2007: 7:00 am Rudolph & Frosty's Christmas Family Channel 7:45 am Reversal Of Fortune (Jeremy Irons) "You have no idea" More Max 8:00 am What About Bob? (Bill Murray, Richard Dreyfuss) TBS Murder At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave TNT 9:00 AM Aberration SCIFI 9:30 am Psycho 3 (Norman Bates is released because he's all better now) Cinemax 9:30/12:30 EST The Violent Men (1955, Edward G. Robinson) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am Down To Earth TBS The Glimmer Man TNT 10:30 am Airplane! (Leslie Nielsen, Robert Hayes) Comedy Central 11:00 AM Caved In: Prehistoric Terror SCIFI 11:05 & 6:10pm Night At The Museum (Ben Stiller, Dick Van Dyke, Robin Williams) Cinemax Noon Naked Gun 33-1/3 (Leslie Nielsen) HBO 12pm/3pm EST George Of The Jungle (live-action fantasy) WGN 12:30 pm My Stepmother Is An Alien (Dan Aykroyd) Comedy Central 1:00 PM It Waits SCIFI Star Wars: Episode II Cinemax 1:15 pm The Shakiest Gun In The West (Don Knotts, 1968) American Movie Classics 1:15/4:15 EST Treasure of the Sierra Madre (Bogart vs. banditos) Turner Classic Movies 2:00 pm Throw Momma From The Train (Danny DeVito, Billy Crystal) CW 2:05 pm Lost In Space, the Movie Encore 3:00 PM King Of The Lost World SCIFI 3:30 pm Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire (2005) Cinemax Kicking & Screaming (Will Ferrell) TBS 3:30/6:30 EST Bad Day At Black Rock (1955, one-armed man vs. town with a secret) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 pm Rocky 4 (Stallone vs. Dolph Ludgren) VS The Banger Sisters (Goldie Hawn) CW Exit Wounds TNT 4:30 & 9pm The Polar Express Family Channel 5:00 PM Primal Force SCIFI Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) A&E 5pm/8pm EST Hitchcock's Notorious (1946) Turner Classic Movies 6pm/9pm EST Mississippi Burning (Gene Hackman) IFC 6pm & 12am Nat. Lampoon's Animal House (1978, John Belushi) American Movie Classics 6pm & 10pm Bloodsport (Jean-Claude Van Damme, 1988) VS 6:30 pm X-Men: Last Stand HBO 6:50pm & 6:40am Eight Below Starz 7pm/10pm EST Casablanca (1942, Bogart, Greenstreet, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies 7pm/10pm EST Buffy the Vampire Slayer (original 1992 movie) FOX Movie Channel 7:00 pm The Santa Clause 2 (Tim Allen) Family Channel Kraken: Tentacles Of The Deep (2006) SCIFI 7:20 pm The Fly (1986 remake, Jeff Goldblum) More Max Aeon Flux The Movie Channel 8:00 pm Rocky 4 (Joe Bob checked it out) VS American President (Monstervision review) Lifetime Movie Channel Bewitched (Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Michael Caine) TBS Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000, Jim Carrey) ABC Field Of Dreams (1989) Encore Gladiator (2000) TNT Scary Movie 3 Comedy Central Thelma & Louise (1991, Geena Davis, Harvey Keitel, Brad Pitt) TV-Land Torchwood (1st 2 eps of series) BBC America XXX: State Of The Union (2005) FX Channel 8pm & 12:05am Dexter (new ep) Showtime 8pm & 10pm Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks, Cleavon Little, Harvey Korman) American Movie Classics 8pm & 12am The Matrix (1999) A&E 8pm & 12am History Of Sex (4 eps) History Channel 8:15 pm Deck The Halls (2006, Danny DeVito, Matthew Broderick) HBO 9:00 PM Eye Of The Beast (2007, kracken attacks fishing village) SCIFI Alice, Sweet Alice (1977, Brooke Shields as the victim) The Movie Channel Sky High (2005, Kurt Russell as head of family of superheroes) Disney Channel Dexter (3 different eps in a row) Showtime #2 9pm/12am EST Buffy the Vampire Slayer (original 1992 movie) FOX Movie Channel 10:00 pm Borat Cinemax Bulletproof (1996) Encore White Chicks (2004, Wayans & Wayans undercover as white women) FX Channel 10:00 pm Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks, Slim Pickens, Gene Wilder) American Movie Classics 11:00 PM Maneater SCIFI 11:30 pm Alabama Jones & the Bust Crusade Cinemax Rambo: First Blood Part 2 (they'll need more body bags) Encore 1:00 AM Mosquito (another Skeeter) SCIFI 2:00 am Mission Impossible 3 Showtime #2 2:25 am I Still Know What You Did... HBO 2:45 am Alien followed by Aliens (Alien 2) Cinemax 3:00 AM Swarmed SCIFI 4:15 am Easy Rider (1969, Peter Fonda, Dennis Hopper, Jack Nicholson) American Movie Classics 5am/8am EST Island In The Sky (WW2 plane crashlands in wilderness) Turner Classic Movies 5:55 am Vice Versa Showtime #2 6:15 am Osmosis Jones (comedy, a fantastic voyage inside Bill Murray) HBO ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun, 12/09/2007, no Moon tonight: 7am/10am EST Knock On Any Door (1949, Bogart) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 am Wild Wild West (Will Smith) TBS 8:45 am Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks, Slim Pickens, Gene Wilder) American Movie Classics 9:00 AM Jason And The Argonauts (4 hour remake) SCIFI 10am & 8pm The Devil Wears Prada (2006) HBO 10:35 am Rambo: First Blood Part 2 (Joe Bob checked it out) Encore 10:50 am The Sixth Sense "I see dead people" Starz Noon A Sound Of Thunder (don't step on a butterfly) HBO Snow Day (2000) TBS 12:15 & 8pm The Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks) Encore 12:50 & 10pm Slither (2006, alien parasites invade a town) Cinemax 1:00 PM Epoch & Epoch: Evolution SCIFI 1:30 pm Predator 2 Spike (TNN) 1:45 pm Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi HBO 2:00 pm Mr. Mom (Michael Keaton, Teri Garr) American Movie Classics Stealing Christmas Family Channel 2:30 pm Alien Nation: Millennium Cinemax Ghost (1990, Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore) Oxygen 3:00 pm Dark City (1998) CW The Matrix (1999) A&E 3:15 pm 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis from the future) Starz 4:00 pm First Look At: Hairspray (remake of Hairspray) HBO Predator (Schwarzenegger vs. nasty alien hunter) Spike (TNN) 5pm/8pm EST A Christmas Carol (1938) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 PM Tin Man (2007, all 6 hours) SCIFI Gladiator (2000) TNT Scary Movie 3 Comedy Central 6:00 pm Santa Baby (2006, Santa's daughter comes home) Family Channel XXX: State Of The Union (2005 sequel) FX Channel 6:10 pm Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005) Cinemax 6:30 pm Kill Bill, Vol.1 Spike (TNN) 7:00 pm Rocky 4 (Stallone vs. Dolph Lundgren, Joe Bob checked it out) ESPN Classic The Witches Of Eastwick (Jack Nicholson as the Devil) HBO Signature 7pm/10pm EST Mel Brooks movie marathon continues: History Of The World (Part 1) FOX Movie Channel 8:00 pm American President (1995, Monstervision review) Lifetime Movie Channel Bewitched (Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Michael Caine) TBS Child's Play (1988, toys that kill...here's Chucky) Flix Movie Channel Freaky Friday (2003, Jamie Lee Curtis body-switching comedy) Disney Channel Nativity Story (2006) HBO #2 Holiday In Handcuffs (woman kidnaps a boyfriend for holiday dinner at home) Family Channel Santa Claus: The Movie (1985, Dudley Moore as the new elf) American Movie Classics 8pm & 11pm Flightplan (2005, Jodie Foster's child disappears from non-stop flight) FX Channel 8pm & 4:05am The Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks) Encore 8:30 & 3:20am Borat (2006) Cinemax 9:00 pm The Video Game Awards Spike (TNN) 9pm & 10pm Dexter (new ep) Showtime 9pm/12am EST Robin Hood: Men In Tights (Mel Brooks) FOX Movie Channel 9pm/12am EST The Iron Horse (1924 silent, dir: John Ford) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 pm Dolls (1986, more terrorizing little toys) Flix Movie Channel 9:45/12:45 EST Club Dread (tourists take a real killer vacation, body bags included) IFC 9:45 & 11:15am A Christmas Carol (1984, George C. Scott) American Movie Classics 10pm & 2am 1968 With Tom Brokaw (2 hour docu) History Channel 10:35 pm Scream (it was scary) Encore 11:20 pm The Sixth Sense (Bruce Willis) Starz 11:30/2:30 EST Fritz Lang's The Testament Of Dr. Mabuse (using hypnosis after death) Turner Classic Movies 1:45/4:45 EST King Of The Zombies (1941, an army of the dead for Hitler) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM Shapeshifter SCIFI 4:15/7:15 EST The Maltese Falcon (1931 version, later remade by Bogart) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 am Man In The Iron Mask Starz Star Trek (1960s ep) TV-Land 6:45 am Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands Encore The Producers Cinemax ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 12-10-07: 6:00 am Man In The Iron Mask Starz Star Trek (1960s ep) TV-Land 6:45 am Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands Encore The Producers Cinemax 7:15 pm Ruthless People American Movie Classics 8:00 am Big Trouble Comedy Central Threshold eps marathon SCIFI 9:45 am Monster House (animated) Starz 10:00 am The Sum Of All Fears FX Channel 11:15 am A Christmas Carol (1984, George C. Scott) American Movie Classics Noon The Poseidon Adventure (2005, Kurt Russell) USA Network 12:05 pm The Mummy (1999, Joe Bob says they're zombies) Encore 1:30 pm Malice (Alec Baldwin) "I am God!" Showtime #2 Santa Claus: The Movie (1985, Dudley Moore as the new elf) American Movie Classics 2:15/5:15 EST Sweethearts Of The USA (1944, defense worker wakes up a famous detective) Turner Classic Movies 3:15 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (2006) Starz 4:00 pm World Trade Center (Nicolas Cage, firefighters trapped inside on 9/11) Showtime 4:55pm & 5:10am Three Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain The Movie Channel 5pm/8pm EST Up The River (1930, convicts escape to help ex-con go strait) Turner Classic Movies 6:45/9:45 EST Prisoner Of Shark Island (1936, John Carradine) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm The Quick & the Dead (Sharon Stone as an old west gunslinger) American Movie Classics 7:00 pm Hot Shots and Hot Shots Part Deux (comedy) Cinemax Star Trek Enterprise (4 eps) SCIFI 7pm & 10pm Mary Poppins (1964, Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke) Family Channel 7:20 pm Monster House (animated) Starz 8:00 pm The Mummy (1999, Joe Bob says they're zombies) Encore Snow Dogs (2002) Disney Channel 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels: Electric shock History Channel 9:00 pm Guyver 2 More Max The Covenant (2006) Starz Kill Bill 2 Spike (TNN) Nat. Lampoon's European Vacation (Chevy Chase) Bravo Poseidon (2006, Kurt Russell) HBO #2 10:00 pm European Vacation (Chevy Chase) Bravo 10:05 pm Commando (1985, Schwarzenegger vs. daughter's kidnappers) Encore 11:00 pm Zombie Honeymoon (bride's husband turns into a zombie) Showtime Waterworld (Costner, Dennis Hopper) American Movie Classics 12:30 am Meet The Applegates (comedy, Ed Begley as mutant bug passing as human) Showtime #2 2am/5am EST short "Snow Gets In Your Eyes" (1938) Turner Classic Movies 4:35 am Blade Starz 5am/8am EST A Kiss Before Dying (1956, Jeffrey Hunter) Turner Classic Movies 5:15 am Commando (1985, Schwarzenegger) Encore 6:00 am Star Trek (1960s ep) TV-Land 6:45/9:45 EST The Young Stranger (1957, John Frankenheimer) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 am Operation Petticoat (WW2 comedy, Cary Grant, Tony Curtis) American Movie Classics ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tue 12-11-07: 7:00 am Mee-Shee, The Water Giant Showtime 8:00 am Roswell eps marathon SCIFI 8:30 am Silver Streak (Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor, Patrick McGoohan) Cinemax 9:00 am The Quiet Man (John Wayne in Ireland) American Movie Classics 10:30am, 6pm & 1:10am Snakes On A Plane Cinemax 11:30 am The Poseidon Adventure (1972, Gene Hackman, Shelley Winters) American Movie Classics 11:45 am Vice Versa (body-switching fun) Showtime Noon Thirt13een Ghosts USA Network Brother From Another Planet (black alien lands near Harlem) The Movie Channel 12:15 pm Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace Cinemax 2:00 pm Hitcher 2: I've Been Waiting For You USA Network Waterworld American Movie Classics 2:05 pm The Fog Encore 3:00 pm Carnival Of Souls (1998 remake) Showtime Star Wars (1977, 20th Anniversary version) HBO 4:00 pm Queen Of The Damned USA Network 5pm & 8am Dr. Jekyll & Ms. Hyde (comedy, Tim Daly turns into Sean Young) Comedy Central 6:50 pm Blade Starz 7pm/10pm EST Die Hard 2 FOX Movie Channel 8:00 pm Shrek The Halls (animated short based on the movies) ABC Deck The Halls (Danny DeVito vs. Matthew Broderick, 2006) HBO Holiday In Handcuffs (2007) Family Channel Miracle On 34th Street (1973 version, Sebastian Cabot) MyNetwork (formerly UPN) National Treasure (2004, Nicolas Cage, Harvey Keitel, Christopher Plummer) USA Network Troy (2004, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom) American Movie Classics 9:00 pm Hogfather (2007, Assassins Guild tries to destroy parallel universe) Ion (formerly Pax) 9:30/12:30 EST Commando (Schwarzenegger) FOX Movie Channel 10:00 pm The Fog (2005) Encore The Omen (2006) Cinemax Underworld Evolution (2006 sequel) Encore 10pm & 2am Mega Disasters: comet hitting Earth History Channel 10:30 pm Land Of The Blind The Movie Channel 11:30 pm Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome (Tina Turner, Mel Gibson) American Movie Classics 12:15/3:15 EST The Mouse That Roared (Peter Sellers comedy, tiny nation gets The Bomb) Turner Classic Movies 1:45/4:45 EST Cracked Nuts (1931, Wheeler & Woolsey comedy) Turner Classic Movies 2:00 am The Poseidon Adventure (1972, Ernest Borgnine) American Movie Classics 2:15 am The Graveyard The Movie Channel 3:00 am Dracula 3000 (Wes Craven) SCIFI 5am/8am EST The Fighting Seabees (1944, John Wayne as WW2 construction worker) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 am Star Trek (1960s ep) TV-Land ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed, 12-12-07: 7:45 am Meatballs (Bill Murray as a summer camp counselor) Showtime 8:00 am Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital marathon SCIFI 8:05 am Mee-Shee, The Water Giant Showtime #2 8:15 am Emperor Of The North (Ernest Borgnine as psychotic killer on a train) American Movie Classics 8:30 am Honky Tonk Freeway (comedy) The Movie Channel 9:20am & 5:20pm King Kong (Peter Jackson's 2005 remake) Cinemax 10:20am & 9:45pm Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Encore 10:30 am Dirty Dancing (Patrick Swayze) The Movie Channel 10:45 am Hellfighters (John Wayne as oilfield fire fighter) American Movie Classics 1:15 pm Cool Hand Luke (1967, Paul Newman on a chain-gang) American Movie Classics 2:30 pm The Nativity Story HBO 3:02 pm National Treasure (2004, Nicolas Cage, Harvey Keitel, Christopher Plummer) USA Network 3:45 & 5:45am Death Hunt (Lee Marvin vs. Charles Bronson, 1981) American Movie Classics 5:00 pm 2001: A Space Travesty (Leslie Nielsen spoof) Comedy Central 5pm/8pm EST Night Nurse (1931, nurse vs. child murder plot) Turner Classic Movies 5:20 pm King Kong (2005) Cinemax 5:45 pm Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome (Tina Turner, Mel Gibson) American Movie Classics 6pm/9pm EST Mississippi Burning (1988, Gene Hackman) IFC 7:00 pm Snakes On A Plane (2006) More Max 7:15 pm My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) HBO Signature 8:00 pm 102 Dalmatians (2000 sequel, Glenn Close as Cruella) MyNetwork (formerly UPN) Above The Law (1988, Steven Seagal) American Movie Classics Alice, Sweet Alice (Brooke Sheilds as the victim, 1977) The Movie Channel Captain Ron (1992 comedy, Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) Encore For Your Consideration (2006, funnier than Spinal Tap) HBO The Santa Clause (Tim Allen) TNT 8pm & 10:30 The Polar Express (animated, Tom Hanks) Family Channel 8pm & 12am 1968 With Tom Brokaw (2 hours) History Channel 8:30 pm The House On Haunted Hill (1999) Cinemax 9:00 pm The Shining (1980, Jack Nicholson) HBO Signature Meteorites! (1998, hitting small town during UFO festival) More Max RV (2006, Robin Williams lampoons national family vacations without Chevy Chase) Starz 9pm/12am EST Russ Meyer's Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970) FOX Movie Channel 10pm/1am EST Mississippi Burning (1988, Gene Hackman) IFC 10:00 pm Borat Cinemax Possessed (2005, a rock band is haunted by evil) The Movie Channel Dexter (new ep) Showtime 10pm & 2am MonsterQuest: the never-photographed American panther) History Channel 10:15 pm Lionheart (Jean-Claude Van Damme) American Movie Classics 11:00 pm The Hamiltons (horror) SCIFI 11:15 pm The Nativity Story HBO 12:30 am Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1993, Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics 2:45 am Still Crazy Showtime 3:00 am Reincarnation SCIFI 4:15 am Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf The Movie Channel 4:30 am Meet The Applegates (comedy, mutant bugs passing as human) Showtime 5:30 am The Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks vs. evil albino monk) Encore 6:00 am Star Trek (1960s ep) TV-Land Problem Child HBO ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thursday the 13th: 7:30/10:30 EST It Happened One Night (1934, Clark Gable) Turner Classic Movies 7:45 am Blood Alley (1955, John Wayne) American Movie Classics 8:00 am The Twilight Zone (marathon of 1-hour eps) SCIFI 8:20 am Superman Returns Cinemax 10:00 am Deep Blue Sea FX Channel 10:15 am Cool Hand Luke (1967, Paul Newman) American Movie Classics 11am & 11pm Independence Day (Will Smith vs. nasty UFO aliens) Starz 12:45 pm Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1993, Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics 2:05 pm The Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks vs. evil albino monk) Encore 5:00 pm Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Steve Martin, Michael Caine) Comedy Central 5pm/8pm EST Casper WGN 5:50 pm Superman Returns Cinemax 6pm/9pm EST Monster (2003, Charlize Theron, Bruce Dern) IFC 7:00 pm The Roost (vampire bats) Showtime #2 Unrest (2006, where did this cadaver come from?) SCIFI 7:10 pm Bev. Hills Cop 3 (Eddie Murphy) More Max 7:30 pm Deck The Halls (2006, Danny DeVito) HBO #2 8:00 pm Smallville (new ep CW (formerly WB) An All Dog Christmas Carol (1998) MyNetwork (formerly UPN) Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) Family Channel Into The Blue (2005, divers vs. sharks & drug smugglers) Showtime A Smoky Mountain Christmas (Dolly Parton, the orphan and the witch, 1986) CMT Malice (1993, Alec Baldwin is nasty) Flix Movie Channel Polar Express (Tom Hanks) Disney Channel The Wild (animated, James Belushi, Keifer Sutherland) Encore 8pm & 11pm Memphis Belle (1990) American Movie Classics 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels: torture devices History Channel 8pm/11pm EST Poison Ivy (Drew Barrymore, 1992) IFC 8:30 pm Zombie Honeymoon (2004, newlywed becomes zombie) Showtime #2 9:00 pm Super Troopers (cops vs. cops comedy) Comedy Central Christmas Child (2003, by Max Lucado) Lifetime The Gravedancers (2006, based on an ep of Lights Out) SCIFI The Hills Have Eyes (2006) HBO 9:30 pm The Da Vinci Code (2006) Encore 9:35/12:35 EST Sid & Nancy (a vicious love story) IFC 10:00 pm Epic Movie (2006 movies spoof) Cinemax 11:00 pm Independence Day (Will Smith vs. nasty UFO aliens) Starz Wicked Little Things SCIFI 2:45 am Never Talk To Strangers Showtime 3:00 am Centipede! SCIFI 4:30 am Father Goose (WW2 comedy, Cary Grant as the Filthy Beast) American Movie Classics 6:00 am Star Trek (1960s ep) TV-Land Problem Child 3 HBO 6:45 am The St. Valentine's Day Massacre (Roger Corman) Cinemax ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Friday the 14th: 7:00 am Move Over Darling (Doris Day returns from dead as husband plans to remarry) American Movie Classics 7:10 am Operation Dumbo Drop (Denis Leary vs. an elephant in Vietnam) Starz 7:15 am Vice Versa Showtime #2 7:30 am Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi (1997 director's cut) HBO Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (Monstervision review & host segments) HBO #2 8:00 am Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda eps marathon SCIFI 8am/11am EST The Station Agent (he's not a friendly little guy) IFC 8:30 am The Black Dahlia Cinemax 9:15 am The Love God and How To Frame A Figg (Don Knotts) American Movie Classics 10:15 am Aeon Flux The Movie Channel 10:30 am Malice (Alec Baldwin) "I am God!" Showtime #2 11:35 & 8pm Rush Hour (Jackie Chan) Encore 1:45 pm The Reluctant Astronaut (1967, Don Knotts, Leslie Neilsen) American Movie Classics 2:00 pm Vampire In Brooklyn (Eddie Murphy) Bravo 3:15 pm Airplane 2: The Sequel (with William Shatner as Commander of the Moon) Cinemax 3:30 pm Mercury Rising (1998, Bruce Willis) USA Network 5:00 pm Super Troopers (cops vs. cops comedy) Comedy Central 5pm/8pm EST Hitchcock's To Catch A Thief (1955, Cary Grant) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm Double Jeopardy FX Channel 7:00 pm Firefly marathon 7pm-3am SCIFI Cobra (Stallone's the name, mumbling detective's the game) Cinemax Jack & the Beanstalk: The Real Story (fantasy, an attorney discovers he's Jack's son) Ion (formerly Pax) Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring (2001) TNT My Cousin Vinny (Joe Pesci as lawyer, Fred Gwynn as Alabama judge) HBO Signature 7pm & 9pm Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004, Milla Jovovich vs. zombies) Oxygen 7:30 pm The Passenger (1975, Jack Nicholson takes a dead stranger's identity) Sundance Channel 7:30/10:30 EST Speed (Dennis Hopper sets bus to explode if it ever stops) FOX Movie Channel 8:00 pm Ghost Whisperer (new ep, a ghost thinks he's Santa) CBS Fight Club (1999) HBO It's A Wonderful Life (1946, Jimmy Stewart wishes he'd never been born) NBC Return To Me (2000, David Duchovny) American Movie Classics 8pm & 10:30 How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000, Jim Carrey) Family Channel 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels: saws History Channel 8:15 pm Saw 2 Showtime #2 9:00 pm Moonlight (new ep) CBS The Godfather (1972) Bravo The Princess Diaries (2001, Julie Andrews) Disney Channel 9pm/12am EST Friday the 13th (1980, Betsy Palmer) IFC 9:25 pm Hostel (2005) Showtime 9:45 pm Child's Play (toys that kill, here's Chucky) Flix Movie Channel Stay Alive (2006, gamers start dying with their avatars) Encore 10:00 pm Night At The Museum (2006, Ben Stiller, Mickey Rooney, Robin Williams) Cinemax Wallstreet (Michael Douglas) "Greed is good!" TV-Land 10pm & 2am Human Weapon: Ninjutsu History Channel 10pm/1am EST Speed (Dennis Hopper sets bus to explode if it ever stops) FOX Movie Channel 10:30 pm Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) American Movie Classics 12:30 am Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) American Movie Classics 1:00 am Enter The Dragon (Bruce Lee, John Saxon) Bravo 1:30 am Repo Man (Harry Dean Stanton has something nasty in the trunk) Encore 2:15 am The Wicker Man Cinemax 2:30 am Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) American Movie Classics 3:00 am The Dark SCIFI 3:05 am 4 Brothers (hunting down mother's killer) The Movie Channel 4:30 am Curse of the Living Corpse (1964, Roy Scheider) American Movie Classics 4:55 am Aeon Flux The Movie Channel 5am/8am EST Murder, My Sweet (1944, Philip Marlowe) Turner Classic Movies 5:20 am Stephen King's Pet Sematary Cinemax 6:00 am Amistad (1997) TNT 6:30 am Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum) The Movie Channel ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat, 12-15-07: 7:00 am Magnum Force (Clint Eastwood) Cinemax 8:00 am Gladiator TNT 9:00 AM Alien Apocalypse SCIFI 007 in Live & Let Die (with Jane Seymour as the psychic voodoo princess) Spike (TNN) 9:30/12:30 EST The 3 Godfathers (1948, John Wayne, Harry Carey, Jr) Turner Classic Movies 9:45 am Dick Tracy (a colorful fantasy) Showtime River Of No Return (1954, Robert Mitchum, Marilyn Monroe) American Movie Classics 11:00 AM Decoys SCIFI 11:30/2:30 EST Elvis movies: Girl Happy & Viva Las Vegas (1964) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 PM Species III SCIFI The Nativity Story HBO 1pm/4pm EST Miracle on 34th Street (1947, Edmund Gwenn, Natalie Wood) FOX Movie Channel 3:00 PM Alien Lockdown SCIFI Daredevil (justice is blind, but it still kicks butt) FX Channel A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum (1966) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 pm The Bone Collector (1999) USA Network 3:35 pm Speed 2: Cruise Control Encore 3:45pm & 6:45am A Christmas Carol (1984, George C. Scott) American Movie Classics 4:00 pm Casper's Haunted Christmas Cartoon Network 5:00 PM Dark Breed SCIFI Lara Croft, Tomb Raider TNT Legally Blonde Comedy Central 5pm/8pm EST Adv. of Robin Hood (1938, Errol Flynn, Basil Rathbone) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm Santa Claus: The Movie (1985, Dudley Moore) American Movie Classics 6:30 & 10:30 The Godfather, Part 2 (1974, Al Pacino) Bravo 7:00 PM H.G. Wells' War Of The Worlds (2005) SCIFI Apt Pupil (1998, student researching Holocaust meets war criminal) The Movie Channel Lord Of The Rings 2: The Two Towers TNT My Cousin Vinny (Joe Pesci vs. Alabama judge Fred Gwynn, comedy) HBO Signature Wall Street (Michael Douglas) "Greed is good!" TV-Land 7pm/10pm EST Charge of the Light Brigade (1936, Flynn, David Niven) Turner Classic Movies 7:05 pm Click (2006, universal remote controls time) Starz 7:15 pm Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof, Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen) HBO #2 8:00 pm Into The Blue (divers vs. sharks & drug smugglers) Showtime #2 Fargo (1996, with a new use for leaf shredders) Flix Movie Channel Landslide (2004) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) X2: X-Men United (2003, Patrick Stewart, Halle Berry) FX Channel Torchwood (2 eps, there's a secret in the basement & she's not happy) BBC America 8pm & 10pm Snowglobe (2007, woman wishes herself into it) Family Channel 8pm & 10:30 Miss Congeniality (Sandra Bullock as FBI agent, Michael Caine) American Movie Classics 8pm & 12am Plague (how the Black Plague almost wiped out Europe) History Channel 9:00 pm Fright Night (TV monster movie host Roddy McDowall vs. real vampire next door) The Movie Channel The Devil Wears Prada (2006) HBO Signature The Messengers (2007, ghosts haunt girl) Starz 9pm & 1am Showdown At Area 51 (2007, aliens battle each other at the site) SCIFI 9:40 pm Hideous Kinky (1999, about a soul-searching hippie) Flix Movie Channel 10:00 pm Bewitched (2005, Will Ferrell, Nicole Kidman, Michael Caine) TBS Eragon (2006) Cinemax 10pm & 2am Vampire Secrets History Channel 10:15 pm Universal Soldier: The Return (1999, you still can't kill undead soldiers) HBO 10:50 & 1:50am Masters Of Horror: Dream Cruise The Movie Channel 11:00 PM Decoys 2: Alien Seduction SCIFI Midnight Fright Night (TV monster movie host Roddy McDowall vs. real vampire next door) The Movie Channel 12:10 am Die Hard HBO 12:15 am Bikini Chain Gang Cinemax 1:00 am The 3 Amigos (spoof of The Magnificent 7) American Movie Classics 1am/4am EST Captain Blood (1935, pirate Errol Flynn vs. Basil Rathbone) Turner Classic Movies 1:05 am The Fog Encore 2:25 am Flags Of Our Fathers (WW2 movie, dir: Clint Eastwood) HBO 3:00 AM Crimson Force SCIFI 5am/8am EST Hitchcock's Foreign Correspondent (1940) Turner Classic Movies 5:30 am The Lodger Cinemax 6:00 am Touch Of Evil (Orson Welles) HBO Signature 6am & 5pm 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain The Movie Channel ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 12-16-07, Boston Tea Party in 1773: 7:00 am Chitty Chitty Bang Bang by Ian Fleming (1968) Family Channel 7:15/10:15 EST Portrait Of Jennie (1948, ghost loves artist, Jennifer Jones) Turner Classic Movies 7:45 am Meatballs (Bill Murray as summer camp counselor) Showtime 8:30 am Grease Cinemax 9:00 AM Stan Lee's Lightspeed SCIFI Santa Claus: The Movie (1985, Dudley Moore) American Movie Classics Star Wars (1977, Twentieth Anniversary edition) HBO 9am/12pm EST Susan Slept Here (1954, screenwriter takes in a runaway) Turner Classic Movies 9:35 am The Mummy (1999) "We are in serious trouble!" Encore 10:20am & 10pm Snakes On A Plane Cinemax 11:00 AM Final Move SCIFI 11am/2pm EST The Bishop's Wife (1947, Cary Grant, David Niven) Turner Classic Movies 11:50 am Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas Starz Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring TNT 1:00 PM Lost In The Bermuda Triangle SCIFI 1pm/4pm EST Hitchcock's Suspicion (1941, is Cary Grant a psycho killer?) Turner Classic Movies 1:45 pm Firewall (Harrison Ford) Cinemax 3:00 PM Atomic Twister (left foot blue, right hand glowing red) SCIFI Lord Of The Rings 2: The Two Towers TNT 3:30 pm X2: X-Men United FX Channel 4:00 pm The Karate Kid (1984, Pat Morita) Telemundo 5:00 PM Power Play SCIFI 5pm & 5:15am Jumanji (a real fantasy role-playing game) Showtime 5:15 pm Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire Cinemax 6:00 pm Home Alone 2 Encore Bewitched (2005, Will Ferrell, Nicole Kidman, Michael Caine) TBS 6pm/9pm EST Reservoir Dogs (1992, Tarantino, Harvey Keitel) IFC 6:45 pm Star Wars (1977, Twentieth Anniversary edition) HBO 6:55 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime 7:00 PM The Poseidon Adventure (2005, 4-HR) SCIFI Flood (2007, a hurricane katrina hits London) Ion (formerly Pax) 50 First Dates (2004, Drew Barrymore has no memory) USA Network Kingdom Of Heaven (2005, Orlando Bloom) FX Channel Lord Of The Rings 3: Return Of The King TNT United 93 (the 4th plane on 9/11) More Max 7pm & 9:30 The Incredibles (2004, Craig T. Nelson as head of a super family) Family Channel 7:45/10:45 EST City Of Industry (1997, Harvey Keitel) IFC 8:00 pm Eragon Cinemax Lord Of War (Nicolas Cage) The Movie Channel Simpsons (new ep, Homer needs to go back in time to find family) FOX 8pm & 4:35am The Mummy (1999, Joe Bob says they're zombies) Encore 8pm & 12am Forrest Gump (Joe Bob checked it out) History Channel 9:00 PM Bruce Almighty USA Network Superman Returns (2006) More Max 9:30 pm Dirty Dancing (1987, Patrick Swayze) Flix Movie Channel 9:30/12:30 EST Bad Lieutenant (1992, Harvey Keitel) IFC 10:00 pm The In-Laws American Movie Classics Flags Of Our Fathers (2006, Dir: Clint Eastwood) HBO #2 10:15 pm Junior (Schwarzenegger as world's 1st pregnant man) Encore 11:00 PM The Triangle SCIFI Urban Legends 2: Bloody Mary Showtime 12:00 am The Blue Lagoon (1980, Brooke Shields has no swimsuit) American Movie Classics Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks) History Channel 1:00 pm Batman (1898, Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson) TNT City Slickers (Jack Palance, Billy Crystal) "Kill anyone today?" Spike (TNN) 1:40 am Stephen King's Needful Things (the Devil's coming to town) The Movie Channel 3:00 AM Epicenter SCIFI 3:30 am Alien Nation: Body & Soul Cinemax 3:45 am The Graveyard The Movie Channel 4:35 am The Mummy (1999, Joe Bob says they're zombies) Encore 5:05 am Blade (it takes a vampire to get a vampire) Starz 6:15 am Move Over, Darling (Doris Day returns from dead as husband remarries) American Movie Classics 6:45 am Evil Under The Sun (1982) The Movie Channel ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon, 12-17-07: 9:05 am American Graffiti (Monstervision review & host segments) Encore 11am/2pm EST Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948, Cary Grant) Turner Classic Movies 11:30 am 007 in Diamonds Are Forever (deathray in space) Spike (TNN) 2:45 pm Dirty Dancing (Patrick Swayze) The Movie Channel 3:45 pm The Blue Lagoon (1980, Brooke Shields) American Movie Classics 4:20 & 10pm Eragon Cinemax 4:45 pm Captain Ron (Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) Encore 5:00 pm Wagons East (comedy, John Candy as wagonmaster) Comedy Central 6:00 pm A Smokey Mountain Christmas (Dolly Parton, the orphan & the witch) CMT 6:05 pm Psycho 2 (Norman Bates is released cause he's better now) Cinemax 6:15 pm 16 Blocks HBO 6:30 pm Meet The Applegates (mutant bugs pass as humans) Showtime 7:30 pm Borat More Max 8:00 pm Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most) Bravo Jingle All The Way (Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman) Family Channel Lara Croft Tomb Raider 2: Cradle of Life American Movie Classics Olive, The Other Reindeer (animated, a dog thinks she's the other reindeer) MyNetworkTV (Formerly UPN) 9:00 pm Die Hard With A Vengeance Spike (TNN) Lady In The Water More Max Samantha Who? (new ep) ABC 9:30 pm Little Miss Sunshine (2006) HBO 10:00 pm Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis) Bravo 10:05 pm Blade (it takes a vampire to get a vampire) Starz 10:30 pm Dante's Peak (1997, Pierce Brosnan vs. a volcano) American Movie Classics 11:30 pm Hang 'em High Encore 12:15 am Wolf Creek Starz 12:35 am 8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (Joe Pesci comedy) Showtime 12:45 am Psycho 2 (Anthony Perkins returns as Norman Bates) Cinemax 2:30/5:30 EST short "Snow Gets In Your Eyes" (1938) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 am MASH (the original movie, Donald Sutherland) Encore 4:20 am Lethal Weapon 4 HBO 5:30 am Wargames (a high school hacker might launch WW3) Encore 6:00 am Star Trek (1960s ep) TV-Land Five Easy Pieces (all Jack Nicholson wanted was toast) American Movie Classics 6am & 6pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime #2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tue, 12-18-07: 7:30 am Hot Shots! Cinemax 8:00 am Tales From The Darkside SCIFI 9:00 am Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith Cinemax 10:15 am Troll (good witch June Lockhart helps Harry Potter, 1985) The Movie Channel 11:30 am Police Academy 4 Cinemax 11:40 am Honky Tonk Freeway The Movie Channel 1:30 pm Fright Night The Movie Channel 5:35 pm The Chronicles Of Narnia Encore 6:00 pm Alien Cinemax 7:15 pm The Contaminated Man (2000) More Max 7:30 pm Shallow Hal (2001, Jack Black) FX Channel 8:00 pm Snowglobe (2007, woman wishes herself into it) Family Channel Money Train (1995, Wesley Snipes) Cinemax Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas Disney Channel Santa Claus: The Movie (1985, Dudley Moore) American Movie Classics 9:00 pm The Messengers (2007) Starz 9:30/12:30 EST Nat. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Chevy Chase) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm A Christmas Carol (George C. Scott) American Movie Classics 10pm & 2am Mega Disasters: Krakatoa History Channel 10:15 pm Final Destination HBO 11:30 pm The Mummy Encore 1:45 am Speed 2: Cruise Control Encore 2:00 am Substitute 4: Failure Is Not An Option USA Network Armed & Dangerous (John Candy comedy) Comedy Central 2:45 am West Side Story American Movie Classics 3:00 am Avalanche SCIFI 3am/6am EST The Clairvoyant (1935, Claude Rains, Fay Wray) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 am Creature Feature: Teenage Caveman Cinemax 5:00 am The Messengers (2007) Starz 6:00 am Star Trek (1960s ep) TV-Land Five Easy Pieces (all Jack Nicholson wanted was toast) American Movie Classics 6am/9am EST Mr. Winkle Goes To War (1944, Edward G. Robinson) Turner Classic Movies 6:35 am Monster House (animated) Starz ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 12-19-07: 7:30/10:30 EST How To Stuff A Wild Bikini (1965, Frankie & Annette) Turner Classic Movies 7:30am & 2:45pm 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain The Movie Channel 7:50 am Speed 2: Cruise Control Encore 8:00 am Stargate Atlantis eps marathon SCIFI Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th Comedy Central 8:10 am The Fugitive (Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) Starz 8:15 am A Christmas Carol (George C. Scott) American Movie Classics 9:10 am Snakes On A Plane Cinemax 9:10am & 8pm The Zodiac The Movie Channel 9:15/12:15 EST The Princess & the Pirate (Bob Hope, 1944) Turner Classic Movies 10:05 am The Chronicles Of Narnia (they don't need a compass) Encore 10:30 am Santa Claus: The Movie (1985, Dudley Moore) American Movie Classics 11:00 am 48 Hours Cinemax 11am/2pm EST Foul Play (Chevy Chase, Goldie Hawn, 1978) Turner Classic Movies 12:30 pm Carnival Of Souls (1998) Showtime 12:45 pm Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones Cinemax 1:45 pm Monster House (animated) Starz 2pm & 10:30pm The Mummy (Joe Bob says they're zombies) Encore 3pm/6pm EST 1,2,3 (1961, James Cagney) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 pm Armed & Dangerous (John Candy comedy) Comedy Central 5pm/8pm EST Nothing Sacred (1937, she fakes fatal disease for media attention) Turner Classic Movies 5pm & 5:35am Vice Versa Showtime #2 5pm/8pm EST Independence Day FOX Movie Channel 5:15 pm Slither Cinemax 5:35 pm The Chronicles Of Narnia Encore 6:15 pm Land Of The Blind The Movie Channel 6:30 pm Practical Magic (Sandra Bullock) HBO 6:45 pm Meet The Applegates (mutant bugs passing as humans) Showtime #2 7:00 pm Scarface (1983, Brian De Palma) Cinemax 8:00 pm Frosty The Snowman (1969) CBS Castaway (2000, Tom Hanks stranded on an island with Wilson) TNT Child's Play (here's Chucky) Flix Movie Channel Firefox (1982, Clint Eastwood steals worlds 1st hypersonic fighter plane) American Movie Classics Flags Of Our Fathers (WW2, dir: Clint Eastwood) HBO #2 The Santa Clause (Tim Allen) Disney Channel 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels: Disney's Worlds History Channel 9:00 pm Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & the Misfit Toys (2001, Rick Moranis) Family Channel A Grandpa For Christmas (2007, Ernest Borgnine) Hallmark Channel Bloodsport (Jean-Claude Van Damme) VS Monster House (animated) Starz 9:30 pm Scream Encore 9:45 pm The Hitcher (1986, momma told you they might be psycho) The Movie Channel 10:00 pm Eragon (2006) Cinemax 10pm & 2am MonsterQuest: Gigantic Killer Fish History Channel 10pm/1am EST Independence Day FOX Movie Channel 10:30 pm Dr. Seuss On The Loose (animated) Family Channel 10:40 pm The Fugitive (Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) Starz 11:00 pm Lost Voyage SCIFI Red Dawn (Patrick Swayze vs. Commies invading Colorado) American Movie Classics 12:30 am The Cable Guy TBS 1:00 am Adv. in Babysitting Oxygen 1:15/4:15 EST Lady Of Burlesque (1943) Turner Classic Movies 1:45 am Speed 2: Cruise Control Encore 2:25 am Zombie Honeymoon (newlywed's spouse has nasty secret) Showtime #2 3:00 am Critters 3 (they're still hungry) SCIFI 3am/6am EST The Hatchet Man (1932, Edward G. Robinson adopts his victim's daughter) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 am The Omen Cinemax 4:50 am 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain The Movie Channel 5:20 am Always (Richard Dreyfuss as ghost, Audrey Hepburn as his angel) Cinemax 6:00 am Star Trek (1960s ep) TV-Land 6:15/9:15 EST The Next Voice You Hear (1950, man talks to God on car radio) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 12-20-07: 7:15 am Futureworld (Yul Brynner returns as the killer robot from Westworld) Showtime #2 8:00 am The X-Files eps marathon SCIFI 11:10 am Night At The Museum (Ben Stiller, Mickey Rooney, Robin Williams) Cinemax 11:50 am Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, alien: Jeff Goldblum) The Movie Channel 1pm/4pm EST Dark Passage (1947, Bogart) Turner Classic Movies 2pm/5pm EST Independence Day FOX Movie Channel 3pm/6pm EST Idiot's Delight (1939, WW2 comedy, Clark Gable) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 pm Danny Phantom (2005 animated, Brendan Fraser as The Ghostwriter) Nickelodeon 4:35 pm Cool Runnings (John Candy & the Jamaican Bobsled Team) Encore 4:45 pm Night At The Museum (Ben Stiller, Dick Van Dyke) Cinemax 5:00 pm Firefox (Clint Eastwood steals worlds 1st hypersonic fighter plane) American Movie Classics 5pm/8pm EST True Lies (1994, Schwarzenegger) FOX Movie Channel 6:00 pm Spawn (from Hell) FX Channel 7:00 pm A.I. Assault (synthetic soldiers vs. Navy SEALs) SCIFI Dr. Seuss: Cat In The Hat/The Lorax (animated shorts, 1971/1972) Family Channel 7:30 pm Open Season (2006, animated) Starz 7:30/10:30 EST Die Hard 2 (Bruce Willis vs. terrorist hijackers) FOX Movie Channel 7:45/10:45 EST Ed Gein (2001, the real Texas Chainsaw Massacre) IFC 8:00 pm Big (1988 fantasy, Tom Hanks) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks comedy) American Movie Classics Die Hard (Bruce Willis vs. terrorists in a building) HBO Four Brothers (tracking their mother's killer) The Movie Channel Godzilla (1998) FX Channel Home Alone 2: Lost In N.Y. Encore Phantoms (1998) Flix Movie Channel 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels: Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree History Channel 8pm & 10:30 Splash (Tom Hanks brings home a mermaid) WE 8pm & 10:30 Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carrey, 2000) Family Channel 8:15 pm Urban Legends 2: Bloody Mary Showtime #2 8:30 pm Borat Cinemax 9:00 pm Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Comedy Central Showdown At Area 51 (2007, rival aliens battle on Earth) SCIFI 10pm/1am EST True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) FOX Movie Channel 11:00 pm Nat. Lampoon's Animal House (1978, John Belushi) American Movie Classics Code Red: The Rubicon Conspiracy SCIFI 12:00 am Bikini Summer and Bikini Summer 2 Showtime #2 Godzilla (1998) FX Channel 12:05 am When A Stranger Calls Starz 12:10 am Dawn Of The Dead Encore 12:15/3:15 EST My Favorite Wife (1940, Irene Ryan returns from dead as husband remarries) Turner Classic Movies 1:30/4:30 EST Die Hard 2 (Bruce Willis vs. terrorist hijackers) FOX Movie Channel 2:00 am Tales From The Crypt: Bordello of Blood (vampires) USA Network 2am & 6:45am Easy Rider (1969, Peter Fonda, Dennis Hopper, Jack Nicholson) American Movie Classics 3:00 am Death Machine SCIFI 5:10 am The 6th Sense "I see dead people" Starz 6:00 am Star Trek (1960s ep) TV-Land 6am & 2pm How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying (comedy) The Movie Channel 6:30 am The Nativity Story HBO ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 12-21-07: 8:00 am Outer Limits marathon SCIFI 8:30am & 6pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime #2 8:45 am The French Connection (1971, Gene Hackman) American Movie Classics 9am/12pm EST Night Must Fall (1964) Turner Classic Movies 9:45 am Kindergarten Cop (Schwarzenegger vs. psycho kidnapper) HBO 10:05 am Vice Versa Showtime 11:00 am Cool Hand Luke (1967, Paul Newman) American Movie Classics 11:05 am Epic Movie (2006 spoof of movies) Cinemax 11:50am & 7pm Stranger Than Fiction Starz Noon 007 in Goldfinger (civilian planes used to attack Fort Knox) Spike (TNN) Brother From Another Planet The Movie Channel 1:30 pm The Devil Wears Prada HBO 4:00 pm Nat. Lampoon's Animal House (John Belushi) American Movie Classics 4:15 pm Honky Tonk Freeway The Movie Channel 5:00 pm Planes, Trains & Automobiles (John Candy, Steve Martin) Comedy Central 5pm/8pm EST Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands (1990) FOX Movie Channel 5pm/8pm EST Dark Victory (1939, Bogart, Bette Davis) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST That Darned Cat WGN 5:05 pm The 6th Sense "I see dead people" Starz 5:15 pm The Nativity Story HBO 6:00 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime #2 Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks comedy, Gene Wilder, Cleavon Little) American Movie Classics 6:05 pm Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands (1990) Encore 7:00 pm Flood (2007, London hit by a hurricane katrina) Ion (formerly Pax) Cabin Fever (2002) SCIFI Stranger Than Fiction (2006) Starz 7pm/10pm EST Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands (1990) FOX Movie Channel 8:00 pm Mary Poppins (1964, Julie Andrews) Family Channel City Slickers (Billy Crystal, Jack Palance, 1991 comedy) CMT Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks vs. evil albino monk) Encore Home Alone (Joe Pesci, Macaulay Culkin) FX Channel Open Range (2003, Kevin Costner, Robert Duvall) American Movie Classics Zombie Honeymoon (2004) Showtime 8pm & 9:45pm Jingle All The Way (Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman) TNT 9:00 pm Erogon (2006) More Max The Messengers (2007) Starz Saw SCIFI 9pm/12am EST Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands (1990) FOX Movie Channel 9pm/12am EST Nightwatch (1998, morgue security guard suspected of gory murders) IFC 9:25 pm Urban Legends 2: Bloody Mary (2005) Showtime 10:00 pm Biography: Ed Gein Biography Channel Blue Streak (1999, jewel thief poses as a cop) Cinemax 10pm & 2am Human Weapon: Taekwondo History Channel 10:30 pm Mystery Men Encore 10:35 pm Pulse (haunted computer) Starz 11:00 pm Alien Resurrection: Alien 4 (Sigourney Weaver) American Movie Classics Mortuary SCIFI 11pm/2am EST Haxan (1922, it's witchcraft) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 am The Stepford Wives FX Channel 12:10 am Epic Movie (2006 spoof of movies) Cinemax 1am/4am EST The 7th Victim (1943, Kim Hunter vs. coven of Satanists) Turner Classic Movies 1:15 am Puppet Master (1989) American Movie Classics 2:30 am Half Past Dead Telemundo 3:00 am The Flesh Eaters (1964) American Movie Classics The Guyver (Mark Hamill) SCIFI 4:10 am Hellraiser: Bloodline Encore 4:45 am Earth Vs. The Spider (1958) American Movie Classics 6:00 am Muppets From Space HBO 6:45 am Highlander (Sean Connery is immortal) Cinemax ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 12-22-07: 7:00 am Ace Ventura, Pet Detective (Jim Carrey) TNT Stealing Christmas Family Channel 7:05 am Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks vs. evil albino monk) Encore 8:00 am House Arrest Bravo 8:35 am Firewall (Harrison Ford taken hostage) Cinemax 9:00 AM Dark Prince: The True Story Of Dracula SCIFI Home Alone 4 (sequel, TV-movie with different cast) Family Channel 9:35 am Caveman (Ringo Starr) The Movie Channel 9:45 am Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Encore 10:00 am Garden Of Evil American Movie Classics 10:35 am Superman Returns Cinemax 11:00 am Rat Race (Rowan Atkinson) Comedy Central Bloodsuckers SCIFI Son Of The Mask (lame sequel without Jim Carrey) TNT 11am/2pm EST To Have & to Have Not (1944, Bogart & Bacall) Turner Classic Movies 11:15 & 7:15pm Dirty Dancing (Patrick Swayze) "Nobody puts Baby in the corner!" The Movie Channel Noon That Darn Cat (1997 remake) FOX Final Destination 2 USA Network High Noon (western version of Outland) American Movie Classics Noon & 9pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime 12:30 pm Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi (Yoda, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher) HBO 1:00 PM John Carpenter Presents VAMPIRES: LOS MUERTOS SCIFI The Mask (Jim Carrey has unlimited powers) TNT Planes, Trains & Automobiles (Steve Martin, John Candy) Comedy Central Snowglobe (lonely woman wishes herself into world inside snowglobe) Family Channel Wallstreet "Greed is good!" (Michael Douglas) TV-Land 2:00 pm Malice (Alec Baldwin) "I am God!" Showtime #2 Kickboxer's Tears Telemundo The Nutty Professor USA Network 2:30 pm GoodFellas (1990, De Niro) Spike (TNN) 2:30/5:30 EST The Hustler (Paul Newman, George C. Scott, Jackie Gleason) Turner Classic Movies 2:40 pm The Gauntlet (Clint Eastwood has to Mad Max a witness cross-country) Cinemax 3:00 PM Stephen King's original Children Of The Corn SCIFI I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988, Keenen Ivory Wayans) Comedy Central 3pm & 11:30pm 101 Dalmations (1996, Glenn Close as Cruella DeVille) TNT 3:40 pm Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks vs. evil albino monk) Encore 4:30 pm While You Were Sleeping (comedy, lonely woman befriends man in coma) Showtime King Kong (Peter Jackson's 2005 remake) Cinemax 5:00 PM From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money SCIFI Mary Poppins (Julie Andrews fantasy, not the YouTube version) Family Channel Waterworld (Dennis Hopper, Kevin Costner) American Movie Classics 5pm/8pm EST Born Yesterday (1950 blonde joke) Turner Classic Movies 5:10 pm Lord Of War (Nicolas Cage) The Movie Channel 5:30 pm Kill Bill 1 & 2 (Uma Thurman, David Carradine) Spike (TNN) 6:00 pm Home Alone (1990) FX Channel City Slickers (Billy Crystal, Jack Palance) "This wasn't in the brochure!" CMT 6pm/9pm EST Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events KMGH 6:15 pm Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Encore 6:30 pm How To Eat Fried Worms HBO 6:30pm & 1:30am Ferris Bueller's Day Off "I don't think that's fair, do you?" Bravo 7:00 PM From Dusk Till Dawn 3: Hangman's Daughter SCIFI 7pm & 9:15 The Wizard Of Oz (1939, Judy Garland) "Fly, monkeys, fly!" TNT 7:15 pm The Nativity Story (2006) HBO #2 8:00 pm Elf (Will Ferrell as a man raised by elves, narrated by Bob Newhart) CBS Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events "We are very concerned" ABC The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2004, Bill Murray) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) The Mask of Zorro (1998) Telemundo Mission Impossible (1996) American Movie Classics Nat. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Chevy Chase) TBS Smoky Mountain Christmas (Dolly Parton, the orphan & the witch) CMT Supervolcano (2005, Yellowstone blows up, destroying the western US) Discovery Channel Tombstone (Kurt Russell) Encore 8pm & 10:30 The Incredibles (2004 animated) Family Channel 8pm & 10:30 Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? (1967) Oxygen 8pm & 12am The True Story Of Charlie Wilson (Congressman for the CIA) History Channel 9:00 PM Hallowed Ground (2007) SCIFI American Psycho (2000, Christian Bale, Willem Dafoe) More Max Coming To America (Eddie Murphy as an African prince in N.Y.) Comedy Central A Family For The Holiday (2007, pool hustler hires a family to claim a prize) Lifetime Ghost Rider (Nicolas Cage makes a deal with the Devil) Starz Hostel (2005) Showtime #2 Silent Rage (1982, Chuck Norris vs. motorcycle gang & mad scientists) The Movie Channel 9:30 pm Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi (Darth Vader, Harrison Ford) HBO 9:45 pm Nat. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Chevy Chase) TBS 10:00 pm Day Of The Jackal (1973 version) Sundance Channel 10:15 pm Commando (Schwarzenegger vs. daughter's kidnappers) Encore 10:30 pm Black Dog (1998) American Movie Classics 10:30pm/1:30 EST Ticker WGN 10:45 & 1:30am Masters Of Horror: Haeckel's Tale The Movie Channel 11:00 PM Clive Barker's The Plague SCIFI 11:30 pm Jingle All The Way (Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman) TBS 12am/3am EST Addams Family Values (Raul Julia, Christopher Lloyd) WGN 12:30 am Waterworld (1995, Dennis Hopper) American Movie Classics 12:45 am Primeval Starz 1:00 AM Borat Cinemax Legion Of The Dead SCIFI U.S. Marshals (1998, Tommy Lee Jones) Spike (TNN) 1:30 pm Shanghai Noon & Shanghai Knights (Jackie Chan) TBS 3:00 AM Darklight SCIFI Half Past Dead Telemundo The Jackal (1997, Bruce Willis) USA Network 3am/6am EST Adv. of Tom Sawyer (1938, Victor Jory) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 am Poseidon Adventure American Movie Classics Starship Troopers (don't you just hate alien giant spiders attacking Earth?) TNT 5:35 am Love Potion #9 (courtesy a black-magic woman) Encore 5:40 am Jumanji (Robin Williams vs. wild animals) Starz 6:30 am Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Showtime Problem Child 3 HBO Don Knotts in The Reluctant Astronaut, Ghost & Mr. Chicken (1966,1967) American Movie Classics ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 12-23-07: 7:30 am The Shaggy Dog Starz 8:45 am Ghost & Mr. Chicken (1966, Don Knotts, Dick Sargent) American Movie Classics 9:15 am Stepmom Showtime #2 9:00 AM The Invaders (4 hours) SCIFI 9:30 am Eragon Cinemax 11am/2pm EST Yours, Mine & Ours (1968, Lucille Ball, Henry Fonda) Turner Classic Movies 11:15 am Magnum Force (Clint Eastwood) Cinemax 11:30 am Easy Rider (1969) American Movie Classics 12pm/3pm EST That Darn Cat (1997 remake) WGN Casper's Haunted Christmas Cartoon Network 12:30 pm Lost In Space (the movie) Encore I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988, Keenen Ivory Wayans) Comedy Central 1:00 PM Interceptor Force 2 SCIFI 1:10 pm First Knight Starz 2:15 pm Dick Tracy Showtime 3:00 PM Alien Hunter SCIFI 3:30 pm Mission Impossible (1996) American Movie Classics 4:00 pm Ella Enchanted Telemundo 4:35 pm Commando Encore 5:00 PM Fire In The Sky (James Garner didn't believe in alien abduction) SCIFI Rocky 4 VS 5:20 pm Ghost Rider (Nicolas Cage sold his soul to Satan) Starz 5:45 pm Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Showtime The Wizard Of Oz (1939, Judy Garland) TNT 6:00 pm The Animal (2001) FX Channel Liar Liar (1997, a boy's wish forces his lawyer dad to tell the truth all the time) USA Network Rush Hour 2 (Jackie Chan) TBS 6pm & 9:30 How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000, Jim Carrey) Family Channel 6pm/9pm EST Sling Blade (1996) IFC 6:15 pm 16 Blocks HBO Dead Men Can't Dance (1997) The Movie Channel 6:30 pm Coming To America (1988) Comedy Central 6:30/9:30 EST Strange Days FOX Movie Channel 7:00 PM Alone In The Dark (2005, Christian Slater) SCIFI Christmas Unwrapped History Channel Hogfather (2007) Ion (formerly Pax) 7:15 pm The Shaggy Dog (2006, Tim Allen) Starz 7:30 pm Spider-Man 2 FOX Meteorites! (1998, Tom Wopat) More Max 7:55 pm Stepmom (1998) Showtime #2 8:00 pm Deck The Halls (2006, Danny DeVito) HBO #2 Into The Blue Showtime Polar Express (2004, Tom Hanks) Disney Channel X-Men: The Last Stand HBO 8pm & 10:30 Miss Congeniality (2000, Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine) American Movie Classics 8pm & 12am The Hunt For John Wilkes Booth History Channel 8pm & 9:35pm Shrek (2001, voice of Mike Myers) TNT 9:00 PM The Arrival (1996, Charlie Sheen, Ron Silver) SCIFI Rocky 4 VS My Super Ex-Girlfriend HBO Signature Night At The Museum (2006) More Max Trading Places (Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis) Comedy Central 9pm/12am EST Omen 4 FOX Movie Channel 9pm/12am EST King Of Kings (1927, Cecil B. DeMille) Turner Classic Movies 10pm & 2am Kennedy Assassination: conspiracy theories History Channel 10:30 pm Blade Starz 11:00 PM 48 Hours Cinemax They Are Among Us SCIFI 11pm/2am EST Spirit Of The Beehive (1973, two girls search for Frankenstein) Turner Classic Movies 11:20 pm Body Double The Movie Channel 12:00 am Kickboxer's Tears Telemundo 12:40 am 12 Monkeys Starz 1:00 am Nat. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation TNT Busty Models (undercover cop) Cinemax 1:15 am Whirlybird The Movie Channel 2:50 am Hot Shots! Cinemax 2:55 am Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf The Movie Channel 3:00 AM Parasite SCIFI Little Nicky TNT Mary Magdalene Telemundo 3:05 am The Hills Have Eyes HBO 3:30 am Mr. Mom (1983, Michael Keaton, Teri Garr) American Movie Classics 4:30 am James & the Giant Peach (same author as Willy Wonka) TNT 4:45/7:45 EST 3 Godfathers (1948, John Wayne, Harry Carey, Jr) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 12-24-07, Full Moon tonight - watch out for werewolves, Santa: 8:00 am Stargate Atlantis, 19-hour marathon SCIFI 8:45 am Romancing The Stone (another Trenchcoat) Encore 9:15 am The Nativity Story (2006) HBO 10:15 am Vice Versa Showtime 10:30 am Mission Impossible Showtime #2 10:40 am Chronicles Of Narnia (they don't need a compass) Encore 11:00 am Jack Frost (1979, stop-mation) Family Channel 11:30am & 5:45pm A Christmas Carol (1984, George C. Scott) American Movie Classics Noon House On Haunted Hill Cinemax 1:00 pm The Mummy Returns (Joe Bob says they're zombies) USA Network 1pm/4pm EST The King & I (1956, Yul Brynner) FOX Movie Channel 1:45 & 8pm Santa Claus: The Movie (1985, Dudley Moore) American Movie Classics 3:45/6:45 EST A Christmas Carol (1938) Turner Classic Movies 4:30 pm Trading Places (Eddie Murphy, Don Ameche) Comedy Central 5:00 pm Christmas eps of various TV-series, 24-hour marathon TV-Land 5pm/8pm EST The Bishop's Wife (1947, Cary Grant, David Niven) Turner Classic Movies 6pm & 8:30pm The Polar Express (Tom Hanks, CGI animated) Family Channel 6pm-2am Robots marathon (2005 animated, Robin Williams, Mel Brooks) FX Channel 6:15 pm Cool Runnings (John Candy) Encore 7:00 pm Smoky Mt. Christmas (1986, Dolly Parton, the orphan & the witch) CMT The Scorpion King (2002, another sequel to The Mummy) USA Network 7:10 pm Click (2006, a really universal remote) Starz 7:15 pm Eragon More Max 7:55 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime #2 8:00 pm The Nativity Story (2006) HBO Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & the Wardrobe Encore A Christmas Story "You'll shoot your eye out, kid" (24-hour marathon, Dad: Darren McGavin) TBS Casper's Haunted Christmas Cartoon Network How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1966, narrated & starring Boris Karloff as v.o. the Grinch) ABC It's A Wonderful Life (Jimmy Stewart wishes he'd never been born) NBC Malice (1993, Alec Baldwin) "I am God!" Flix Movie Channel The Nativity Story (2006) HBO The Santa Clause 2 (2002, Tim Allen) Disney Channel Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion (2005, David Tennant) BBC America 8pm-2am Robots marathon (2005 animated, Robin Williams, Mel Brooks) FX Channel 8pm & 12am Goodfellas (1990, De Niro, Martin Scorsese, Joe Pesci) A&E 8pm & 12:15am Santa Claus: The Movie (1985, Dudley Moore) American Movie Classics 9:00 pm Christmas With The Mormon Tabernacle Choir PBS The Godfather (1972, Brando, Pacino) Bravo A Grandpa For Christmas (2007, Ernest Borgnine) Hallmark Channel Little Miss Sunshine (2006) HBO Signature 9:45 pm Deck The Halls (2006, De Vito) HBO 10:00 pm A Christmas Carol (1984, George C. Scott) American Movie Classics 10pm & 2am Star Wars: The Legacy Revealed History Channel 10:30/1:30 EST Cocoon 2: The Return FOX Movie Channel 11:00 pm The Mummy Returns USA Network 11:45 pm Urban Legends 2: Bloody Mary Showtime #2 1:05 am My Cousin Vinny (comedy, Joe Pescie, Fred Gwynn) HBO 1:30 am Zombie Honeymoon Showtime #2 1:40 am Ghost Rider Starz 2:00 am The Scorpion King USA Network 2:40 am Aliens Cinemax 3am/6am EST 3 Godfathers (1936, Walter Brennan) Turner Classic Movies 3:35 am Cars (2006, Paul Newman, George Carlin, Cheech Marin, Owen Wilson) Starz 4:00 am Chronicles Of Narnia Encore 6am to 6pm Robots 12 hour marathon (animated) FX Channel 6am/9am EST Miracle On 34th Street (1947) 24-hour marathon FOX Movie Channel 6:45 am Vice Versa Showtime #2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tue 12-25-07, Merry Christmas: 8:00 am Stargate SG-1 (season 9 eps) marathon to 5am SCIFI 8am/11am EST Miracle On 34th Street (1947) marathon continues FOX Movie Channel 8:00 am Robots marathon continues (animated) FX Channel 7:30 am Baby Geniuses HBO 8:05am & 6:20pm Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (Rick Moranis) The Movie Channel 9:00 am The Iron Giant Cinemax 9:30/12:30 EST Susan Slept Here (1954 comedy, Debbie Reynolds as a runaway girl) Turner Classic Movies 9:40 am Ghost Rider Starz 10:00 am The Nativity Story (2006, Keisha Castle-Hughes as Mary) HBO #2 10:15 & 8pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime 11:00 am How To Succeed In Business W/out Really Trying (comedy) The Movie Channel 11:15/2:15 EST Bundle Of Joy (1956, Debbie Reynolds, Eddie Fisher) Turner Classic Movies 11:30 & 3:45am The Quick & the Dead (Sharon Stone as an old west gunfighter) American Movie Classics 11:35 am Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest Starz 11:35 & 12am Captain Ron (Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) Encore Noon Elf (Will Ferrell, Bob Newhart, James Caan) USA Network 12:20 pm Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire Cinemax 1:00 pm Vice Versa Showtime #2 1:45 pm Young Guns & Young Guns 2 (1988,1990) American Movie Classics 2:00 pm Elf (Will Ferrell, Bob Newhart, James Caan) USA Network 2:15 & 5:30am Meatballs (Bill Murray as a summer camp counselor) Showtime 3:00 pm Night At The Museum Cinemax 4:30 & 4:05am Malice (Alec Baldwin) Showtime #2 5pm/8pm EST King Of Kings (1961, Jeffrey Hunter as Jesus) Turner Classic Movies 6pm & 1:45am High Plains Drifter (1973, Clint Eastwood) American Movie Classics 6pm & 8:30 The Incredibles (2004, animated) Family Channel 6:05 pm Ghost Rider Starz 7:00 pm Elf (Will Ferrell as a man raised by elves, narrated by Bob Newhart) USA Network Bad Santa (2003) Comedy Central The Godfather (1972, Brando, Pacino) Bravo 7pm/10pm EST Miracle On 34th Street (1947) marathon to 6am FOX Movie Channel 7:05 pm Ghost Rider Starz 7:15 pm My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) HBO Signature 8:00 pm Home Alone 2: Lost in N.Y. Encore Rio Bravo (1959, John Wayne, Dean Martin, Angie Dickenson) American Movie Classics 8pm & 10pm Home Alone FX Channel 8pm & 12am Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks) A&E 8pm & 12am Nostradamus: 500 Years Later (2 hour docu) History Channel 8pm & 3:15am Lord Of War (Nicolas Cage) The Movie Channel 8pm/11pm EST Greatest Story Ever Told (1965, Claude Rains, Max Von Sydow) Turner Classic Movies 8:15 pm Mickey's Once Upon A Christmas (animated trilogy) Disney Channel 8:30 pm Epic Movie (2006 movies spoof) Cinemax 9:00 pm The Christmas Card (2006, a soldier searches for the person who sent a card) Hallmark Channel Elf (Will Ferrell as a man raised by elves, narrated by Bob Newhart) USA Network The Devil Wears Prada HBO Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest Starz 9pm/12am EST Miracle On 34th Street (1947) marathon to 6am FOX Movie Channel 10:00 pm ECW (professional wrestling) SCIFI 10:05 pm Aeon Flux (2005) The Movie Channel Home Alone 3 (1997) Encore 11:00 pm Stargate SG-1 (season 9 eps) marathon resumes SCIFI The Searchers (1956, John Wayne, Jeffrey Hunter) American Movie Classics 11:30/2:30 EST Ben-Hur (1959, Charlton Heston) Turner Classic Movies 1:15 am Curse Of The Golden Flower Starz 1:45 am Doctor Detroit (Dan Aykroyd) Encore 2:00 am Hairspray (1988, Joe Bob checked it out) TBS 3:45 am Die Hard HBO 6:00 am How To Eat Fried Worms HBO How To Frame A Figg (1971, crooked politicians use Don Knotts) American Movie Classics 6:30 am Curious George Cinemax 6:45 am Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest Starz ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 12-26-07: 7:30 am Back To The Future (Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd) HBO 8:00 am Andromeda marathon SCIFI Alien Nation: Dark Horizon & Alien Nation: Body & Soul Cinemax A Mighty Wind (Christopher Guest, Eugene Levy spoof 1960s folk singers) Comedy Central 8:15 am McHale's Navy (1964, Tim Conway, Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn) American Movie Classics 9:20am & 9pm 8 Below (2006) Starz 10:15 am Operation Petticoat (WW2 comedy, Cary Grant & a pink submarine) American Movie Classics 11:05 am Alien Nation: Millennium Cinemax 11:15 am Star Wars (1977, Twentieth Anniversary Edition) HBO 11:30 & 7:05pm Stranger Than Fiction (Will Ferrell, 2006) Starz 12:45 pm The Caine Mutiny (1954, Bogart) American Movie Classics 1:30 pm How To Eat Fried Worms HBO 2:20 & 10pm Rush Hour (Jackie Chan) Encore 3:30 pm Death Hunt (Bronson vs. Lee Marvin, 1981) American Movie Classics 4:15/7:15 EST 5 Easy Pieces (1970, Jack Nicholson) IFC 5:30pm & 8am Heartbreak Ridge (1986, Clint Eastwood) American Movie Classics 5:45 pm Stephen King's Pet Sematary Cinemax 6:00 pm Hellboy (2004) FX Channel 6pm/9pm EST Romancing The Stone (another Trenchcoat) FOX Movie Channel 7pm/10pm EST The Omega Code TBN 7:30 pm The Matrix Reloaded (2003) Cinemax 7:45/10:45 EST Bad Lieutenant (1992, Harvey Keitel) IFC 8:00 pm Christmas With The Kranks (2004, Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis) FOX Alien vs. Predator (2004) FX Channel The Dirty Dozen (1967, Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Telly Savalas, Jim Brown) American Movie Classics Field Of Dreams (1989) Encore Silent Rage (1982, Chuck Norris vs. biker gang & mad scientists) The Movie Channel Thelma & Louise (1991, Geena Davis, Harvey Keitel, Brad Pitt) TV-Land 8pm & 10pm Sleepy Hollow (1999, Johnny Depp) TNT 8pm/11pm EST Island In The Sky (1953, plane crashes in Canadian wilderness) Turner Classic Movies 8:15 pm The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) Disney Channel 9:00 pm Funniest Commercials of the Year (2007) TBS 9:30/12:30 EST City Of Industry (1997, Harvey Keitel) IFC 10:00 pm Biography: Johnny Depp Biography Channel Alien vs. Predator (2004) FX Channel 10pm & 2am MonsterQuest: The Skunk Ape of the swamps History Channel 10pm & 1:30am Rush Hour (Jackie Chan) Encore 10:35 pm Hostel Showtime 11:00 pm Phantom Force SCIFI 11pm/2am EST Left Behind TBN 11:00 pm The Great Raid (2005) American Movie Classics 12:50 am Alabama Jones & the Busty Crusade Cinemax 10pm/1am EST The High & the Mighty (1954, plane may not make it to airport) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 am The Time Machine TBS 1:50 am Urban Legends 2: Bloody Mary Showtime 3:00 am Magical Legend of the Leprechauns, part 1 SCIFI 3:10 am Stephen King's Needful Things (the Devil's coming to town) The Movie Channel 5:35 am Lost In Space (the movie) Encore 6:10 am Caveman (Ringo Starr) The Movie Channel ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 12-27-07: Former Prime Minister of Pakistan has been killed by a suicide bomber, programming may be effected 7:50am & 9:45pm Speed 2: Cruise Control (madman targets cruise ship) Encore 8:00 am Heartbreak Ridge (1986, Clint Eastwood) American Movie Classics Beastmaster eps marathon, based on the Beastmaster movies SCIFI 8:15 & 8:15pm Eragon (2006, farmboy & pet dragon fight evil king) Cinemax 8:30 am The 7% Solution (1976, Sherlock Holmes meets Alan Arkin as Freud) Sundance Channel 8:30/11:30 EST Track Of The Cat (1954, panther stalks remote cabin) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 & 9:45pm The Zodiac (murder, it's in the stars) The Movie Channel 10:00 am King Kong (2005) Cinemax 10:15/1:15 EST Ice Station Zebra (1968, fire, ice & death) Turner Classic Movies 10:30 am The Great Raid (2005) American Movie Classics 11:10 am The Hitcher The Movie Channel 11:30 am Kindergarten Cop (Schwarzenegger vs. child stealer) HBO 12:50 pm Fright Night (Roddy McDowall as horror-TV host vs. real vampire) The Movie Channel 1pm/4pm EST Odd Man Out (1947, James Mason) Turner Classic Movies 1:10 pm Star Wars: Episode I Cinemax 3pm/6pm EST The Third Man (Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 pm Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi (Yoda, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher) HBO Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones Cinemax 4:00 pm Lost In Space (the movie) Encore 4pm & 2:45am The Frighteners (Michael J. Fox, John Astin as fake ghostbusters) American Movie Classics 5:15 pm Never Talk To Strangers Showtime #2 5:30 pm The 6th Sense "I see dead people!" Starz 5:50 pm Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (Ewan McGregor) Cinemax 6:00 pm Halloween (1978, Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasence) American Movie Classics 6:15 pm Love Potion #9 (from a black-magic woman) Encore 7pm-11pm Ghost Hunters marathon (TV Guide's listings are wrong) SCIFI 7:10 pm The Fly 2 (1989, Eric Stoltz carries on dad's experiments) More Max 7:20 pm Zoom (2006) Starz 7:30/10:30 EST Nightwatch (1998, morgue attendant suspected of grisly murders) IFC 8:00 pm Gothika (2003, Halle Berry) American Movie Classics Ice Age (2002, CGI animated) FOX Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004, Sarah Michelle Gellar) Family Channel Wallstreet (1987, Michael Douglas) "Greed is Good." TV-Land While You Were Sleeping (1995, Sandra Bullock falls in love with comatose man) Encore 8pm & 10:30 Miss Congeniality (Sandra Bullock as undercover FBI agent, Michael Caine) WE 8:15 pm The Curse Of El Charro (2004, slasher zombie on campus) Showtime #2 9:00 pm Hard Ground (2003, Burt Reynolds, Bruce Dern) Hallmark Channel Fried Green Tomatoes (1991, one dead body, Kathy Bates) Lifetime My Super Ex-Girlfriend HBO 9:30 pm Dr. Dolittle (1998, Eddie Murphy) HBO #2 9:45/12:45 EST A Guy Named Joe (1943, dead WW2 pilot becomes guardian angel) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Child's Play (1988, Catherine Hicks vs. evil doll) Flix Movie Channel Ghost Hunters marathon continues (tonight's professional wrestling postponed to 1-1-08) SCIFI 11:00 pm Something Beneath SCIFI 3:00 am Magical Legend of the Leprechauns, pt 2 of 2 SCIFI 3:15 am Zombie Honeymoon Showtime 4:45 am Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster (1965) American Movie Classics 6:45 am The Caine Mutiny (1954, Bogart) American Movie Classics ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 12-28-07: 7:30 am Problem Child HBO 8:00 am Tales From The Darkside marathon SCIFI 9:30 am Poseidon Adventure (1972, Gene Hackman, Ernest Borgnine) American Movie Classics 10am/1pm EST The Passionate Plumber (1932, Buster Keaton) Turner Classic Movies 10:30 am Earth Girls Are Easy (Jeff Goldblum as one of the aliens) The Movie Channel 10:40 am American Graffiti (the movie that financed Star Wars) Encore 11:30/2:30 EST Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines (1965 comedy) FOX Movie Channel 11:45 am 16 Blocks (2006, Bruce Willis) HBO Noon 007 in Thunderball (1965, SPECTRE steals nukes) Spike (TNN) Irwin Allen's Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea (1961, Walter Pidgeon) American Movie Classics 12:45/3:45 EST House Of Numbers (1957, Jack Palance in prison) Turner Classic Movies 12:50 pm Hot Shots, Part Deux Cinemax 2pm/5pm EST Jules Verne's 5 Weeks In A Balloon (1962, Peter Lorre) FOX Movie Channel 2:20 pm Psycho 3 (Norman Bates is all better now, but not Mother) Cinemax 2:30 pm Force 10 From Navarone (1978, Harrison Ford) American Movie Classics 3:40 pm Dead Men Can't Dance The Movie Channel 4:00 pm Night At The Museum Cinemax 5:00 pm The Dirty Dozen (1967, Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine) American Movie Classics Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad (Leslie Nielsen) Comedy Central 5pm/8pm EST True Lies (Schwarzenegger, repeated twice) FOX Movie Channel 5:50 & 12:45am The Mummy (Joe Bob says they're zombies) Encore 7:00 pm The Nutty Professor (1996, Eddie Murphy) SCIFI 7pm/10pm EST Detective Story (1951, Kirk Douglas is being blackmailed) Turner Classic Movies 7:10 pm Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004, after your brain's erased) More Max 7:15 pm Stay (2005) HBO Signature 7:30 pm The Karate Kid (1984, Pat Morita, Ralph Macchio) Family Channel 7:30/10:30 EST True Lies (1994, Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) FOX Movie Channel 8:00 pm 16 Blocks (2006, Bruce Willis) HBO Bruce Almighty (Morgan Freeman as God teaches Jim Carrey a lesson) FOX Ben 10: Race Against Time (2007) Cartoon Network Cocaine Cowboys (2006 docu) Showtime #2 Firefox (Clint Eastwood, sent to steal world's 1st hyper-sonic fighter plane) American Movie Classics Grease (1978, John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John) Cinemax High School Musical 2 (highest-rated TV-movie on cable, ever) Disney Channel Ultraviolet (2006, Milla Jovovich vs. evil dictator in the future) Encore 8pm& 10:30 I, Robot (2004, Will Smith) FX Channel 8pm & 12am Shockwave: explosion on Flight 120 History Channel 9:00 pm Nat. Lampoon's European Vacation (a past Monstervision feature) Bravo Elf (2003, Will Ferrell, Bob Newhart, James Caan) SCIFI Ghost Rider (Nicolas Cage) Starz Seraphim Falls (2006, Pierce Brosnan vs. Liam Neeson) Hallmark Channel 9pm/12am EST The Woman In White (1948, Eleanor Parker, Sidney Greenstreet) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 pm Bulletproof (1996, James Caan, Damon Wayans) Encore 9:45 pm Alice, Sweet Alice (Brooke Shields' 1st movie, as the victim) The Movie Channel 10:00 pm Snakes On A Plane (2006, Samuel L. Jackson) Cinemax 10pm/1am EST True Lies (Bill Paxton, Tom Arnold, 1994) FOX Movie Channel 11:00 pm Tremors 4: The Legend Begins SCIFI Poltergeist 2: The Other Side (Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics 12:20 am Bikini Girls From The Lost Planet Cinemax 12:30/3:30 EST Die Hard 2: Die Harder FOX Movie Channel 1:00 am Magic (Anthony Hopkins' ventriloquist dummy is talking back) American Movie Classics 1:35 am Slither Cinemax 3:00 am Xtro 3 (sequel to Monstervision's Xtro 2) SCIFI 3:05 am Universal Soldier: The Return (enemy still can't kill undead soldeirs) HBO 3:15 am The Beast Must Die (1974, Peter Cushing) American Movie Classics 6:50 am Honky Tonk Freeway (comedy, small town demands its own offramp) The Movie Channel Ghost Rider (Nicolas Cage) Starz ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 12-29-07: 7:02 am Mark Of Zorro (1940) FOX Movie Channel 7:45 am Chronicles Of Narnia Encore 8:00 am Vice Versa Showtime 9:00 AM Revelation SCIFI 10:00 am Mission Impossible 3 Showtime #2 11:00 AM Merlin (4 hours) SCIFI 11:45 & 10:15pm Scream Encore Noon 12 Monkeys Starz The Devil Wears Prada HBO Pleasantville (1998) MyNetwork (formerly UPN) Serenity Cinemax 1pm/4pm EST The Pirate Movie (1982 bore-fest) FOX Movie Channel 1:40 pm The Mummy Encore 2:00 pm The Dirty Dozen (1967) American Movie Classics Road House (Patrick Swayze vs. his demons) Spike (TNN) 2:15pm & 5am Monster House (animated) Starz 2:30/5:30 EST True Grit (1969, John Wayne, Kim Darby) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 pm The Outsiders (1983) A&E Ghost (1990, Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore) Oxygen 3:30/6:30 EST Mark Of Zorro (1974 remake) FOX Movie Channel 3:00 PM Elf SCIFI 3:50 pm Ghost Rider (Nicolas Cage) Starz Cool Runnings (John Candy) Encore 4:00 pm The Wicker Man Cinemax Hook (Dustin Hoffman as Capt. Hook) Family Channel Rival of the Kickboxer Telemundo Blast From The Past CW 4:45 pm Jumanji Showtime 5pm/8pm EST Robin Hood: Men In Tights (Mel Brooks) FOX Movie Channel 5:00 PM Dinotopia (miniseries, 6 hour) SCIFI Forrest Gump A&E Firefox (Clint Eastwood as retired pilot recalled to steal fighter plane in Russia) American Movie Classics 5:35 pm Chronicles Of Narnia Encore 6:30 pm Meet The Applegates Showtime 7:00 pm E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982, Spielberg) Family Channel Flood (2007, hurricane Katrina hits London instead) Ion (formerly Pax) 7pm/10pm EST Robin Hood: Men In Tights (Mel Brooks) FOX Movie Channel 7:15 pm RV (Robin Williams) Starz 7:30/10:30 EST The Corsican Brothers (1941, Fairbanks as twins with physical telepathy) Turner Movie Classics 8:00 pm Samantha Who? (4 eps) ABC Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most) Bravo The Bourne Supremacy (2004) TBS Broken Trail (2006, Robert Duvall) American Movie Classics Die Hard With A Vengeance (Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Jeremy Irons) Spike (TNN) Ghost (1990, Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore) Oxygen Lock, Stock & two Smoking Barrels (1998) Flix Movie Channel Mission Impossible 3 Showtime #2 The Omen (2006) Cinemax Saw 2 (2005) Showtime Torchwood (2 eps) BBC America 8pm & 9:55 Shrek (animated, voice of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy) TNT 8pm & 12am Goodfellas (1990, Scorsese, De Niro) A&E 8:10 pm Hitchcock's Shadow Of A Doubt (1943) Sundance Channel 9:00 pm Avenging Angel (2007, Kevin Sorbo as a bounty hunter) Hallmark Channel Just My Luck (2006, a kiss swaps good luck for bad) More Max Scary Movie 4 Starz 9pm & 11:30 The Graveyard (2006) The Movie Channel 9pm/12am EST Robin Hood: Men In Tights (Mel Brooks) FOX Movie Channel 9:30 pm E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982, Spielberg) Family Channel 9:30/12:30 EST Million Dollar Hotel (2000, murder in a flophouse) IFC 9:30/12:30 EST Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (Jimmy Stewart) Turner Movie Classics 9:35 pm Hostel (2005) Showtime 9:45 pm Lethal Weapon 4 (Mel Gibson) HBO 10:00 pm Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn Flix Movie Channel Hitchcock's Rope (2 gay students murder another for kicks, then throw a party) Sundance Channel 10pm & 1:30am The Hitcher (2007) Cinemax 10:15 pm Basic Instinct 2 Showtime #2 10:30 & 1am Masters Of Horror: Pro-Life The Movie Channel 10:30/1:30 EST Timecop (movie) WGN 10:35 pm When A Stranger Calls Starz 11:00 PM Dark Kingdom: The Dragon King (4 hour) SCIFI 11pm/2am EST History Of The World Part 1 (Mel Brooks) FOX Movie Channel 12:00 am Bewitched Housewives Cinemax Red Dawn (Patrick Swayze, Charlie Sheen, Powers Booth) American Movie Classics Troop Beverly Hills Family Channel National Lampoon's European Vacation (Chevy Chase) Bravo 12:30 am Eraser (Schwarzenegger) TBS Road House (Patrick Swayze vs. his demons) Spike (TNN) 1:00 am Resident Evil Apocalypse Oxygen 2:05 am Highlander: The Final Dimension Encore 2:45 am The Black Dahlia Cinemax Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story American Movie Classics 3:00 AM Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath Of The Dragon God SCIFI 3:45 am Chronicles Of Narnia Encore 4am/7am EST The Bigamist (1953, dir: Ida Lupino) Turner Classic Movies 6:35 am How To Eat Fried Worms HBO ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 12-30-07: 8:15 am The French Connection (1971, Gene Hackman) American Movie Classics 9:45 am Vice Versa Showtime #2 9:55 & 6pm Apt Pupil (1998) The Movie Channel 10:15am & 7pm Epic Movie (Scary Movie 5) Cinemax 10:20am & 5:20pm Scary Movie 4 Starz 10:30 AM Gulliver's Travels (4hr Mini) SCIFI 10:45 am Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story American Movie Classics 11am/2pm EST The Spanish Main (1945, pirates kidnap the corrupt Governor's fiance) Turner Classic Movies followed by Treasure Island (1950, Bobby Driscoll) Turner Classic Movies 11:20 am Rush Hour (Jackie Chan) Encore 1:15 pm Red Dawn (Patrick Swayze, Charlie Sheen, Powers Booth) American Movie Classics 1:35 pm Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (Rick Moranis) The Movie Channel 1:40 pm Scarface (Brian DePalma, Pacino) "Say hello to my little friend!" Cinemax 2:30 PM 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea SCIFI 3pm/6pm EST Tommy (1975, with Elton John as Pinball Wizard) Turner Classic Movies 3:45 pm Alien Resurrection: Alien 4 (Sigourney Weaver) American Movie Classics 4:10 pm Fright Night (Roddy McDowall vs. real vampires) The Movie Channel 4:30 PM Johnny Mnemonic SCIFI The Matrix Reloaded Cinemax 5:00 pm Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi (Yoda, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher) HBO 5pm/8pm EST The Shaggy Dog (1959, Tommy Kirk transformed into a dog) Turner Classic Movies followed by sequel The Shaggy D.A. starring Dean Jones Turner Classic Movies 5:30 pm Eragon More Max 6:00 pm Species (1995, genetic mutants) American Movie Classics Resident Evil (2004, surrounded by zombies) Oxygen 6:15 pm Malice (Alec Baldwin) "I am God!" Showtime #2 6:30 PM Pitch Black SCIFI 7:00 pm The Sound Of Music (1965, Julie Andrews vs. Nazis) ABC Modern Marvels: the gadgets of Star Trek History Channel 7:30 pm Joe Dirt (2001) Comedy Central The Bourne Supremacy TBS 8:00 pm Aeon Flux (2005) The Movie Channel Fargo (terrible things can happen in the middle of nowhere) Flix Movie Channel What Women Want (2000, Mel Gibson hears women's thought but can't stop it) TNT 8pm & 12:30am Above The Law (Steven Seagal, Pam Grier) American Movie Classics 8pm & 9:30 Overboard (Kurt Russell convinces rich Goldie Hawn that they're married) Family Channel 8pm & 12am Fort Knox Secrets Revealed (2 hour) History Channel 8:30 pm The Hitcher (2007) Cinemax 9:00 PM Star Trek: First Contact SCIFI Harry Potter & the Goblet Of Fire (2005) More Max 9pm/12am EST A Dog's Life (1918 short, Charlie Chaplin) Turner Classic Movies 9:40/12:40 EST The Scarecrow (1920, Buster Keaton hides out as a scarecrow) Turner Classic Movies 9:45 pm Mission Impossible 2 TBS 9:45 & 4:35am Rush Hour (1998, Jackie Chan) Encore 10:15 pm Marked For Death (Steven Seagal) American Movie Classics 11pm/2am EST The Wild Child (1970, child raised by wolves) Turner Classic Movies 11:30 PM The Odyssey (4hr Mini) SCIFI 12:45/3:45 EST Awakenings (1990, De Niro, Robin Williams) Turner Classic Movies 3am/6am EST Suddenly, Last Summer (1959, she knows what you saw) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 AM Annual Twilight Zone marathon SCIFI 5am/8am EST High Sierra (1941, Bogart, Ida Lupino) Turner Classic Movies 5:20 am Primeval Starz 6:00 am Teen Wolf (1985, Michael J. Fox as a werewolf) American Movie Classics 6:20 am Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Encore 7am/10am EST Jules Verne's 5 Weeks In A Balloon (1962, Peter Lorre) FOX Movie Channel ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon, 12-31-07, New Year's Eve - party like it's 1999: 7am/10am EST The Big Sleep (1946, Bogart may take a dirt nap) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 & 3:40pm Zoom Starz 7:40 am Pan's Labyrinth Cinemax 8:00 am Annual Twilight Zone marathon continues SCIFI Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks, Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder) American Movie Classics 8:50am & 9pm Independence Day (Will Smith vs. space aliens) Starz 9am/12pm EST Bringing Up Baby (a pet chetah, Cary Grant) Turner Classic Movies 9:45 am Harry Potter & the Goblet Of Fire Cinemax 10:00 am Planet Of The Apes (1968, Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall) American Movie Classics 11am/2pm EST Crime School (Bogart, the Dead End Kids) Turner Classic Movies 12:30 am Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970) American Movie Classics 2:30 pm Escape From The Planet of the Apes (1971) American Movie Classics 2:45 pm Snakes On A Plane Cinemax 3pm/6pm EST Mr. Deeds Goes To Town (Gary Cooper goes to the corrupt city) Turner Classic Movies 3:15 pm Kindergarten Cop HBO 4:30 pm Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972) American Movie Classics The Brother From Another Planet The Movie Channel 5:00 pm Mission Impossible 3 Showtime 6:00 pm Annual Twilight Zone marathon continues SCIFI 6:15 pm Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973) American Movie Classics 7:00 pm Antz Cartoon Network 7:15 pm Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) More Max 8:00 pm Planet Of The Apes (1968, co-scripted by Rod Serling) American Movie Classics Cheech & Chong's Next Movie (1980) Encore Dead Mary (2007, evil spirit haunts kids in a remote cabin) The Movie Channel Men In Black 2 FOX Shrek 2 (2004, Julie Andrews, John Cleese) ABC 8pm & 12am Hooked: Illegal Drugs & how they Got That Way History Channel 8:30 pm Night At The Museum Cinemax 9:00 pm Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Bob Hoskins, Christopher Lloyd) Cartoon Network The Devil Wears Prada HBO Signature The Untouchables (De Palma, Sean Connery) More Max 9pm & 1am History Of Sex (2 eps in a row) History Channel 10:00 pm Annual Twilight Zone marathon continues SCIFI The Graveyard (2006) The Movie Channel 10:30 pm Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970) American Movie Classics 11:30 pm The 6th Sense "I see dead people" Starz Repo Man (Harry Dean Stanton has a nasty alien in his trunk) Encore 12:30 am Escape From The Planet of the Apes (1971) American Movie Classics 2:30 am Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972) American Movie Classics 4:15 am Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973) American Movie Classics 5:00 am To be announced (probably a 1-hour infomercial) SCIFI 6am to 6am Annual Twilight Zone marathon continues SCIFI ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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