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Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel
Happy New Year - party like it's 1999
Fri 2-1-08:
8:00 am Level 9 marathon SCIFI
8:30/11:30 EST Treasure Of The Sierra Madre (Bogart) "No stinking badges!" Turner Classic Movies
10:45/1:45 EST Krakatoa East Of Java (1969) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Jaws (1975) "We're gonna need a bigger boat!" Turner Classic Movies
7:00 pm Journey to the Center of the Earth (2007) Ion (formerly Pax)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider (2001) TNT
7:15/10:15 EST The Hospital (1971, George C. Scott vs. mad bomber) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Down Periscope (Kelsey Grammer spoofs Hunt For Red October, Bruce Dern, Rip Torn) Family Channel
Conspiracy Theory (1997, Mel Gibson) Lifetime Movie Channel
Roxy Hunter & the Mystery of the Moody Ghost (2007) Nick-At-Nite
Scream 3 American Movie Classics
U.S. Marshalls (1998 sequel to The Fugitive) Bravo
8:15 pm The Incredibles (a superhero family, animated) Disney Channel
9:00 pm Fatal Error (1999) Ion
Hollywoodland (2006, it wasn't suicide) HBO Signature
Lara Croft Tomb Raider 2: Cradle Of Life TNT
Spanglish (2004) TBS
9:15/12:15 EST Network (1976) "I'm mad as hell!" Turner Classic Movies
9:45 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest Encore
11:30/2:30 EST 5 Easy Pieces (all Jack Nicholson wanted was toast) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM Dragon Storm SCIFI
4:15/7:15 EST 2010 (sequel to 2001, A Space Odyssey) Turner Classic Movies
6:15/9:15 EST Forbidden Planet (1956) Turner Classic Movies
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Sat 2-2-08:
8am/11am EST Them! (1956, giant mutant ants) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 AM Volcano: Nature Unleashed SCIFI
9:45/12:45 EST The Time Machine (1960, Rod Taylor) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 am Timecop USA Network
11:00 AM Magma: Volcanic Disaster SCIFI
11:30/2:30 EST The Black Hole (1979, Tony Perkins, Maximilian Schell) Turner Classic Movies
12:30 pm Groundhog Day (Bill Murray, Brian Doyle-Murray) TBS
Stripes (Bill Murray as an army of one) Cinemax
1:00 PM 10.5 (4 hours) SCIFI
1:15/4:15 EST 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954, James Mason, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies
2:30 pm Blair Witch Project The Movie Channel
3pm & 12am The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (psycho babysitter) Showtime
3:30/6:30 EST War Of The Worlds (1953, Gene Barry) Turner Classic Movies
4:00 pm Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith HBO
5:00 PM Inferno SCIFI
Spaceballs (Mel Brooks spoofs Star Wars, effects by Lucasfilm) Comedy Central
5pm/8pm EST Gandhi (1982, Ben Kingsley, John Gielgud) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Trading Places (Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Don Ameche) Cinemax
Die Hard With A Vengeance A&E
Down Periscope (Kelsey Grammer, Bruce Dern, Rip Torn, spoof Hunt For Red October) Family Channel
Stealth (an automated fighter plane invents its own wargames) TNT
6pm & 8pm Fantastic 4 FX Channel
7:00 PM Disaster Zone: Volcano In New York (2006) SCIFI
7:30 pm Splash (Tom Hanks brings home a real mermaid) WE
8:00 pm Epic Movie (sequel to Scary Movie 4) HBO
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991, Kathy Bates) CMT
Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999) Flix Movie Channel
Nat. Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Comedy Central
War Of The Worlds (2005 remake, Tom Cruise) ABC
What Women Want (Mel Gibson can hear women's thoughts but can't turn it off) TBS
Torchwood (1st ep of 2nd season) BBC America
8pm & 10pm Nutty Professor 2 (Eddie Murphy) Family Channel
9:00 pm Ghost Rider (2007, daredevil Nicholas Cage sells his soul) Starz
Journey To The Center Of The Earth (2007) Ion (previously Pax)
Scorcher (2002) SCIFI
Succubus: Hell Bent (2006) The Movie Channel
Torchwood (new ep) BBC America
9:45 pm Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell, 1986) Encore
10pm & 4am The Astronaut Farmer Cinemax
10:30/1:30 EST Serial Mom (she'll just kill for her kids) WGN
10:35 pm Masters Of Horror (new ep) The Movie Channel
11:00 PM Meltdown: Days Of Destruction SCIFI
11:10 pm Fargo Flix Movie Channel
Midnight The Beverly Hillbillies Family Channel
1:00 AM Descent SCIFI
3:00 AM Avalanche SCIFI
3:30 am Leatherface: Texas Chaisaw Massacre HBO
5:30/8:30 EST Brigadoon (1954, village appears once a century) Turner Classic Movies
7:00 am Groundhog Day (Bill Murray, Brian Doyle-Murray) TBS
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Sun 2-3-08:
7:30 am Aquamarine (2006, mermaid) Cinemax
8:00 am Star Trek Enterprise (all-day marathon to 1am) SCIFI
1:00 pm The Fugitive (Harrison Ford) Telemundo
Blast From The Past CW
2:00 pm Legally Blonde Comedy Central
Futureworld (1976, Yul Brynner as the terminating robot) The Movie Channel
What Women Want (Mel Gibson can hear women's thoughts but can't turn it off) TBS
4:00 pm Death Wish 3 (Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics
Fried Green Tomatoes CMT
5:30 pm Ice Age (animated, 2002) FX Channel
5:45 pm The Mirror Has 2 Faces (1996) Showtime
6:00 pm The Parent Trap (1998) Family Channel
Death Wish 4 American Movie Classics
6:15 pm Odd Couple 2 (1998, Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau) The Movie Channel
6:20 pm The Flintstones (1994, John Goodman, Halle Berry) Encore
6:30 pm Stephen King's The Shawshank Redemption HBO Signature
7:00 pm Cars (animated, 2006) Starz
MonsterQuest History Channel
7pm & 11pm Solomon & Sheba (Yul Brynner) TBN
7:15 pm Help! (1965, the Beatles vs. a mad scientist) Sundance Channel
7:30 pm Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) More Max
8:00 pm Conspiracy Theory (1997, Mel Gibson) Lifetime Movie Channel
Death Wish 5: The Face Of Death American Movie Classics
From Dusk Till Dawn (vampire strip club) Flix Movie Channel
Legally Blonde (2001) Comedy Central
Robots (2005, animated) FX Channel
Robocop (1987) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN)
20 Most Horrifying Hollywood Murders (2 hour docu) E!
8:15 pm The Astronaut Farmer (2006) Cinemax
9:00 pm The Parent Trap (1998) Family Channel
9:15 pm Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004, Julie Andrews) Disney Channel
9:30 pm The 6th Sense (1999) "I see dead people!" Encore
10:00 pm Final Destination 3 (2006) Cinemax
Children Of Men (2006, the last pregnant woman on Earth) HBO #2
1:00 AM Alien Express (2005) SCIFI
The Hitcher Cinemax
3:00 AM Crimson Force (2005) SCIFI
5:00 am Twilight Zone, 2 eps SCIFI
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Mon 2-4-08:
8:00 am Stargate SG-1 marathon SCIFI
9:30 am The Ghost & Mr. Chicken (Don Knotts, Dick Sargent) American Movie Classics
10:00 am Don't Say A Word FX Channel
11:30 am Stir Crazy (Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder) American Movie Classics
1:15 pm Doc Hollywood (Michael J. Fox) Cinemax
2:15 pm Deep Impact (something big's headed for Earth) The Movie Channel
4:00 pm Teen Wolf (1985, Michael J. Fox) American Movie Classics
4:30 pm The Truman Show (man finds out he's on TV 24/7) Showtime
5:00 pm The Omen Cinemax
7:00 pm The Patriot (1998, Steven Seagal) Cinemax
Cars (2006 animated, Paul Newman, George Carlin, Cheech Marin, Owen Wilson) Starz
The Haunting (1999) More Max
7:30 pm Starsky & Hutch (2004) FX Channel
8:00 pm The Karate Kid (Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita) American Movie Classics
Mission Impossible 3 The Movie Channel
Powder (1995) Flix Movie Channel
9:00 pm Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (new ep) FOX
Firewall (2006, Harrison Ford) HBO Signature
10:00 pm The Astronaut Farmer (2006) Cinemax
Man Who Fell To Earth (David Bowie) Flix Movie Channel
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines FX Channel
10:05 pm Snake Eyes (1998, Nicholas Cage) The Movie Channel
10:40 pm Busty Cops 2 "More cops, bigger busts" More Max
11pm & 8am Batman (1989, Michael Keaton) Bravo
12:25 am United 93 (the 4th plane on 9/11) HBO
1:30 am Friday the 13th, part 2 Bravo
2am & 10am Arachnophobia TBS
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Tues 2-5-08:
2:00 pm Idle Hands Cinemax
3:15 pm Batman Forever (Tommy Lee Jones as villain) Starz
Universal Soldier (the enemy can't kill undead soldiers) Cinemax
5:00 pm The Hebrew Hammer Comedy Central
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines FX Channel
7pm/10pm EST Speed (Dennis Hopper as mad bomber) Fox Movie Channel
followed by Speed 2 (1997) Fox Movie Channel
8:00 pm Linda Blair's The Scariest Places On Earth (2 eps) SCIFI
Cannonball (1976, David Carradine as a vicious driver) Flix Movie Channel
9pm & 1am The Universe: space travel (new ep) History Channel
9:35 pm The Hitcher (1986) Flix Movie Channel
10:00 pm Bev. Hills Cop 3 Cinemax
Epic Movie (sequel to Scary Movie 4) HBO
10pm & 2am Mega Disasters: deadly virus from space History Channel
10pm/1am EST Casablanca (1942) Turner Classic Movies
10:15 pm Wes Craven's New Nightmare (Robert Englund vs. Freddy Krueger) Encore
11:15 pm Fargo (horrible things can happen in the middle of nowhere) Flix Movie Channel
11:45/2:45 EST Hitchcock's Rebecca (new bride looks just like his dead 1st wife) Turner Classic Movies
Midnight Red Dawn American Movie Classics
1:00 am The Hills Have Eyes Cinemax
2:15 am Batman (1966, Adam West) American Movie Classics
2:30 am Mars Attacks TBS
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Wed 2-6-08:
7:30 am The Mirror Has 2 Faces Showtime
8:00 am Tales From The Darkside (more Monsters) SCIFI
8:35 am Futureworld (return of Yul Brynner as the killer robot from Westworld) The Movie Channel
9:00 am Beneath the Planet of the Apes American Movie Classics
followed by Escape from the Planet of the Apes American Movie Classics
12:25 pm Aliens (Sigourney Weaver, 1986) More Max
12:45/3:45 EST Citizen Kane (1941, Orson Welles) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 pm Red Dawn (1984) American Movie Classics
2:45/5:45 EST Hitchcock's Foreign Correspondent (1940) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 pm Memphis Belle American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST Vertigo (1958, Jimmy Stewart saw her die, twice) Turner Classic Movies
6:15 pm World Trade Center (firefighters trapped on 9/11, Nicholas Cage) Showtime #2
7:15/10:15 EST Rear Window (1954, the killer knows Jimmy Stewart saw him) Turner Classic Movies
7:55 pm Ghost Rider (2007, Nicholas Cage makes a deal with Satan) Starz
8:00 pm Independence Day (Will Smith vs. ufo aliens) Encore
Sky High (2005, Kurt Russell as dad in superhero family) Family Channel
Sniper (1993) American Movie Classics
9:00 pm Ghost Hunters International (new ep, 13th-century Romania fortress) SCIFI
9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: Canadian bigfoot, eh? History Channel
10:00 pm Iron Eagle (1986) American Movie Classics
The Astronaut Farmer (2006) Cinemax
UFO Hunters (new ep) SCIFI
10pm & 2am UFO Hunters (new ep) History Channel
10:30 pm Underworld Evolution Encore
11:00 pm Pulp Fiction Showtime
12:30 am Planet Of The Apes (1968) American Movie Classics
followed by Beneath the Planet of the Apes American Movie Classics
12:30 & 4am Scary Movie 2 TBS
1:30 am My Cousin Vinny (Joe Pesci, Fred Gwynn) Cinemax
Hills Have Eyes 2 Showtime
2:00 AM 8-Legged Freaks! TBS
3:00 am Evil Dead 2 Showtime
3:30/6:30 EST The Brothers Karamazov (1958, William Shatner, Yul Brynner) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 am Sahara American Movie Classics
6am/9am EST The Three Musketeers (1948) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am Hot Shots & Hot Shots: Part Deux (Charlie Sheen spoofs Top Gun) HBO
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Thurs 2-7-08:
8:00 am Outer Limits (color eps) SCIFI
10:00 am John Carpenter's Starman (1984, Beau Bridges) Showtime
Noon Star Trek Insurrection The Movie Channel
12:30 pm Twins (Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, genetic experiment gone wrong) Cinemax
4:00 pm Lethal Weapon 4 Cinemax
Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum) Showtime
United 93 (the 4th plane on 9/11) HBO Signature
5:00 pm Delirious (TV writer wakes up in town he created) Comedy Central
5pm/8pm EST 2001: A Space Odyssey (Stanley Kubrick) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith HBO
6:00 PM Meet Joe Black (1998, Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins) SCIFI
My Super Ex-Girlfriend Cinemax
6:30 pm An Inconvenient Truth (we're all gonna die) The Movie Channel
7:15 pm Galaxy Quest (1999, Star Trek spoof, Sigourney Weaver) More Max
7:45/10:45 EST Lolita (1962, James Mason) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Epic Movie (2007 sequel to Scary Movie 4) HBO #2
Matilda (1996, by Roald Dahl) Family Channel
The Matrix (1999) American Movie Classics
Smallville (new ep, Black Canary vs. Green Arrow) CW
Trading Places (1983, Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Don Ameche, Jamie Lee Curtis) Cinemax
While You Were Sleeping (1995, Bill Pullman, Peter Boyle, Sandra Bullock) Flix Movie Channel
8:15 pm Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior (2006) Disney Channel
8:25 pm Saw 2 Showtime #2
9:00 PM Dragonfly (2002, Kathy Bates, Linda Hunt) SCIFI
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (psycho baby sitter, Rebecca DeMornay) Showtime
Mission Impossible 2 TBS
Supernatural (new ep, some dreams can be poison) CW
9:30 pm Passenger 57 (Wesley Snipes) HBO #2
9:45 pm Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999) Flix Movie Channel
10:30/1:30 EST Easy Rider (1969, Dennis Hopper, Peter Fonda, Jack Nicholson) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 PM Johnny Mnemonic SCIFI
12:00 am Dante's Peak American Movie Classics
3:30 am Throw Momma From The Train American Movie Classics
5:30 am Star Trek Insurrection The Movie Channel
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Fri 2-8-08:
7:15 am Aeon Flux The Movie Channel
8:00 am Doctor Who marathon SCIFI
Delirious (TV writer wakes up in town he created & can change at will with typewriter) Comedy Central
Police Academy 2 (comedy, Joe Bob checked it out) Cinemax
10:00 am Throw Momma From The Train (Billy Crystal, Danny DeVito) American Movie Classics
Embrace Of The Vampire (a past Monstervision favorite) FX Channel
11:00 am Die Hard 2 Cinemax
12:15 pm Jewel Of The Nile (it's not what they think) American Movie Classics
1:30 pm Poseidon Cinemax
2:30 pm Dante's Peak (he tried to warn them) American Movie Classics
The Untouchables (Brian De palma, Sean Connery, DeNiro) HBO #2
4:30 pm Nurse Betty (she's in a world of her own) Comedy Central
5:00 pm The Matrix American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST Bound For Glory (1976, David Carradine, Ronny Cox) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Basic Instinct Oxygen
6:30 pm Aeon Flux The Movie Channel
7:30 pm Never Been Kissed (1999, Drew Barrymore) Family Channel
7:30/10:30 EST Voyage Of The Damned (1976, Jews try to leave Nazi Germany by ship) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Fargo (horrible things can happen in the middle of nowhere) Flix Movie Channel
The Guardian (2006, Kevin Costner) Encore
Jurassic Park American Movie Classics
8pm & 10:15pm Pretty Woman (1990, Julia Roberts) TNT
8pm & 11pm Flash Gordon (last ep of series, the Deviant army attacks Ming) SCIFI
8:15 pm 16 Blocks (2006) Cinemax
8:30 pm Single White Female (1992, Bridget Fonda's roommate is a psycho) Oxygen
9:00 pm The Astronaut Farmer More Max
The Bourne Supremacy (2004) TBS
9pm & 1am Shockwave (new ep) History Channel
10:00 pm Die Hard 2 Cinemax
Stargate Atlantis (new ep) SCIFI
10pm & 2am History Of Sex: Romance & sadism History Channel
10:15/1:15 EST Apocalypse Now (1979, Francis Ford Coppola) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Midnight Express (1978, ever been to a Turkish prison?) Turner Classic Movies
10:20 pm Unviersal Soldier (resurrected dead soldiers resume their rivalry) Encore
10:30 & 2:30am Species (1995) American Movie Classics
12:30 am Puppet Master American Movie Classics
12:45 am Pulp Fiction Showtime #2
2:00 am Naked Gun 2 1/2: the Smell of Fear Spike (TNN)
3:00 AM Hollow Man II SCIFI
3:15/6:15 EST Seven Faces Of Dr. Lao (1964 fantasy) Turner Classic Movies
5am/8am EST The Bishop's Wife (1947, an angel looks like a Hollywood star) Turner Classic Movies
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Sat 2/09/2008:
7am/10am EST Topper (Cary Grant comedy, as a ghost) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 am Futureworld (Yul Brynner returns as the killer robot from Westworld) The Movie Channel
Robin Hood (1991) Cinemax
9:00 AM Clive Barker's The Plague SCIFI
9am/11am EST 1001 Nights (1945, this time Aladdin has a beautiful genie) Turner Classic Movies
10:45/1:45 EST Hook (1991, Dustin Hoffman as Captain Hook) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 AM Stephen King's original Children Of The Corn SCIFI
11:30 am The Omen Cinemax
Nurse Betty (she's in a world of her own) Comedy Central
Noon Black Hawk Down MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN)
A League Of Their Own (a past Monstervision feature) TBS
1:00 PM Wicked Little Things SCIFI
1:15/4:15 EST Absent-Minded Professor (1961, invents anti-gravity car) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 pm Karate Kid 3 (it's a girl) VS
Back To The Future Cinemax
Major Payne (Wayans as a drill sgt.) HBO
2:00 pm In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood vs. JFK's 2nd assassin gunman) TV-Land
2pm & 12:30am Mirror Has 2 Faces Showtime
3:00 PM Mortuary SCIFI
Cool Hand Luke (1967, Paul Newman on a brutal chaingang) American Movie Classics
3pm/6pm EST Bedknobs & Broomsticks (1971, witch vs. WW2 Nazi invasion) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 PM Bone Snatcher SCIFI
5pm/8pm EST Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988, Christopher Lloyd, Bob Hoskins) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm Patriot Games A&E
5:50 pm King Kong (Peter Jackson's 2005 remake) More Max
7:00 PM Jurassic Park 3: The Lost World Telemundo
Jeepers Creepers SCIFI
7pm/10pm EST WarGames (how about thermo-nuclear war?) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm The Mummy (1999) Encore
Catwoman (Halle Berry vs. Sharon Stone) Oxygen
Die Hard American Movie Classics
The Huntress (2000, mother/daughter bounty hunters) Lifetime Movie Channel
Saw 2 Showtime
Tombstone (1993, Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer) Flix Movie Channel
Torchwood BBC America
8pm & 12am True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) A&E
8pm & 10:30 School Of Rock (remake of Rock & Roll High) TNT
8pm & 10pm Sleeping With The Enemy (1991) Family Channel
8:30 pm Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (remake of Willy Wonka) ABC
9:00 pm Bridges Of Mad. County (Clint Eastwood) Hallmark
Night Of The Creeps (1986) The Movie Channel
The Number 23 (2007 thriller) More Max
Torchwood (new ep) BBC America
9pm & 1am Bone Eater (2007, Walter Koenig, Gil Gerard, Bruce Boxleitner) SCIFI
9pm/12am EST Stephen King's Stand By Me (1986, River Phoenix) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 pm Catwoman (Halle Berry) Oxygen
10:15 pm Striptease (1996, Demi Moore as a working it mother) Encore
10:30 pm Masters Of Horror (new ep) "Sounds Like" The Movie Channel
10:30/1:30 EST Dark Descent (2002, scifi ripoff of High Noon) WGN
10:40 pm Best Of Sexy Girls Next Door More Max
10:45/1:45 EST Dead Poet's Society (1989, Robin Williams) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 PM Skeleton Man SCIFI
Midnight Single White Female (Bridget Fonda's roommate is a psycho) Oxygen
2:00 am Naked Gun 33 1/3 Spike (TNN)
3:00 AM The Fallen Ones SCIFI
4:45/7:45 EST Ladies In Retirement (1941, Ida Lupino & her disturbed sisters) Turner Classic Movies
6:30/9:30 EST Gaslight (1944, something strange is happening) Turner Classic Movies
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Sun 2/10/2008:
8:30/11:30 EST Hitchcock's Spellbound (1945) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 AM Penny Dreadful SCIFI
10:30/1:30 EST Maltese Falcon (1941, Bogart, Greenstreet, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 AM Beneath Still Waters SCIFI
12:15/3:15 EST Murder On The Orient Express (1974, Sean Connery) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 PM Unrest SCIFI
2:30/5:30 EST Sleuth (1972, Michael Caine might die) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 PM Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings SCIFI
5:00 PM Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes SCIFI
5pm/8pm EST Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm Die Hard (Bruce Willis) American Movie Classics
We Were Soldiers (2002) TNT
6:15 pm Jumanji Encore
6:30/9:30 EST Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King (2003) Turner Classic Movies
7:00 PM Jeepers Creepers II SCIFI
7:30 pm Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) FX Channel
8:00 pm Pulp Fiction Encore
Rush Hour 2 (Jackie Chan) TBS
Saving Pvt. Ryan (1998, Tom Hanks) TNT
Striking Distance (Bruce Willis) American Movie Classics
8pm & 12am Dogfights Of The Future (near-future fighter planes) History Channel
8:15 pm Pathfinder (2007, Norse man vs. Vikings) Cinemax
9:00 PM Hallowed Ground SCIFI
Deja vu (2006, govt. agent uses time-shifting machine) Starz
Perry Mason: Case of the Musical Murder (1989, Raymond Burr, Debbie Reynolds) Hallmark
9:30 pm The Pink Panther (2006, Steve Martin) The Movie Channel
10:00 pm Idiocracy (2006) Cinemax
American Psycho (2000) HBO #2
Vampyros Lesbos (1970, female vampire) Sundance Channel
10pm & 2am UFO Hunters (new ep looks at 1947 sighting) History Channel
10pm/1am EST Silence Of The Lambs (hello, Clarice) Turner Classic Movies
10:35 pm The Da Vinci Code Encore
11:00 PM Bride Of Chucky (Child's Play 4) SCIFI
12:15/3:15 EST Se7en (1995, serial killer is going thru 7 deadly sins) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM Reincarnation SCIFI
5:30/8:30 EST The Great Dictator (1940, Charlie Chaplin) Turner Classic Movies
followed by I Married A Witch (1942, Veronica Lake) Turner Classic Movies
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Sat 2-16-08:
9:00 AM Dark Ride SCIFI
11:00 AM Freddy vs. Jason SCIFI
12:45/3:45 EST The African Queen (1951, Bogart) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 PM Venom SCIFI
3:00 PM Cabin Fever SCIFI
5:00 PM The Gravedancers (based on an ep of Lights Out) SCIFI
6:45 pm The Truman Show Showtime
7:00 PM Final Destination 2 SCIFI
8:00 pm Jericho (new ep) CBS
Independence Day (Will Smith vs. aliens) Encore
Night At The Museum (2006) HBO
Spider-Man TNT
Torchwood (2 eps) BBC America
Troll (1986, Harry Potter & good witch June Lockhart vs. an evil troll) Flix Movie Channels
8pm & 10:30pm Letters From Iwo Jima (2006, told from Japanese perspective) American Movie Classics
8pm & 12am Shockwave marathon continues History Channel
8:15 pm Final Destination 3 Cinemax
9:00 PM The Grudge SCIFI
Population 436 (2006, census taker investigates why town's population never changes) The Movie Channel
Vacancy (2007, a hotel where guests check in but don't check out) Starz
10:30/1:30 EST Blood & Wine WGN
10:35 pm Masters Of Horror (new ep) The Movie Channel
11:00 PM Cursed SCIFI
11:15/2:15 EST Absence Of Malice (Paul Newman, Sally Field) Turner Classic Movies
12:00 am Erin Brockovich (2000, Julia Roberts, Albert Finney) A&E
1:00 AM Jason X (Friday the 13th in space) SCIFI
1:15/4:15 EST My Favorite Year (Peter O'Toole vs. 1950s TV and gangsters) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM Night Of The Comet (mall girls after the apocalypse) SCIFI
6:00 am Irwin Allen's The Towering Inferno Cinemax
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Sun 2/17/08:
8am/11am EST She Wore A Yellow Ribbon (John Wayne prevents a war) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 AM Shark Attack 3: Megalodon SCIFI
10am/1pm EST True Grit (John Wayne, Kim Darby, 1969) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 AM King Cobra SCIFI
12:30/3:30 EST Sands Of Iwo Jima (1949, John Wayne) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 PM Boa vs. Python SCIFI
3:00 PM Pythons 2 SCIFI
5:00 PM Silent Predators SCIFI
6:00 pm Vacancy (couple in a hotel find themselves in a snuff movie) Starz
Along Came A Spider (2001) TBS
6:10 pm The Shadow (he knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men) Encore
6:15 pm The Mirror Has 2 Faces (1996) Showtime #2
6:30 pm Bruce Almighty (2003) USA Network
6:35 pm Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) The Movie Channel
7:00 PM 8 Days To Live (2006) Lifetime
Snake King (2004) SCIFI
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (Schwarzenegger vs. T2) American Movie Classics
Twister (1996, Helen Hunt) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN)
7pm & 9:30pm The Princess Diaries (2001) Family Channel
7:15 pm Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof, Tim Allen, Signourney Weaver) More Max
7:15/10:15 EST Amistad (1997, slaves take over a slaveship) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm Open Season (animated, 2006) Starz
8:00 pm The Simpsons (new ep spoofing love stories inc. Sid & Nancy) FOX
Four Brothers (2005 revenge-fu, time approx. after NBA basketball) TNT
The Fugitive (Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) Encore
Zathura (2005 sequel to Jumanji) Cartoon Network
8pm & 10:35 Castaway (2000, starring Tom Hanks and Wilson) TBS
8pm & 12am Life After People (cities crumble after humans disappear) History Channel
8:30 pm Aeon Flux The Movie Channel
Sweet Home Alabama (2002) "You married your cousin?!" USA Network
9:00 PM 16 Candles (1984, Molly Ringwald) TV-Land
Borat (2006) More Max
The Hive (2007) SCIFI
Knight Rider (2008, cameo by David Hasselhoff) NBC
9:15pm/12:15am EST Reservoir Dogs (1992, Harvey Keitel) IFC
9:30 pm Superman Returns (2006) HBO #2
10:00 pm Dexter (network premier of pilot ep) CBS
Cliffhanger (1993, Stallone vs. bad guys on a mountainside) Spike (TNN)
Lethal Weapon 4 Cinemax
11:00 PM Monkey King (4 hours) SCIFI
12:30 am Predator 2 TNT
Ghostbusters (comedy, Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Rick Moranis) Spike (TNN)
2:00 am Pulp Fiction Showtime
2:30 am Captain Ron (Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) The Movie Channel
Exit Wounds TNT
3:00 AM Abberation SCIFI
3am/6am EST Rasputin & the Princess (1932, the man with the evil eye) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am Titanic (1953) American Movie Classics
The Iron Giant HBO
6:30 am The Naked Gun Cinemax
The Mirror Has 2 Faces Showtime
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Mon 2-18-08:
7:30 am The Wicker Man HBO
8:00 am Island In The Sky American Movie Classics
Firefly eps marathon SCIFI
11:10 am Deliverance (1972 canoe trip nightmare...you'll squeel like a pig) More Max
Noon Universal Soldier (you can't kill undead soldiers) Cinemax
1:00 pm Sniper American Movie Classics
2:00 pm Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith HBO
followed by Major Payne (Wayans as a drill sgt.) HBO
3:00 pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day American Movie Classics
4:30 pm The Astronaut Farmer Cinemax
5pm/8pm EST Gone With The Wind (1939) "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn! Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Death Wish 3 American Movie Classics
The Parent Trap (1961) Hallmark
6:30 pm The Hitcher Cinemax
7:00 pm Private Benjamin (Goldie Hawn comedy in the Army) HBO Signature
Star Trek Enterprise eps SCIFI
7:30/10:30 EST Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands (Johnny Depp, Vincent Price) FOX Movie Channel
7:50 pm The Mirror Has 2 Faces (1996) Showtime
8:00 pm Back To The Future (Christopher Lloyd, Michael J. Fox) Cinemax
Big Trouble In Little China "That's how it always begins..." Encore
The Godfather (1972) American Movie Classics
Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Flix Movie Channel
8pm & 12am Star Wars Tech: the science of it all History Channel
8:15 pm Minutemen (2008, time travelers) Disney Channel
9:00 pm Terminator TV series (new ep) FOX
History Of The Joke (2 hour docu, host Lewis Black will remain calm) History Channel
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (Rick Moranis) Hallmark
The Shawshank Redemption HBO Signature
9:30/12:30 EST Robin Hood (1993) FOX Movie Channel
9:45 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest Encore
10:00 pm Epic Movie (spoof of 2006 movies) HBO
10:30 pm AVP: Alien Vs. Predator FX Channel
11:00 pm Escape To Witch Mountain followed by sequel (Ray Milland, Bette Davis) Hallmark
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Tues 2-19-08:
7:35 am John Carpenter's Starman (Beau Bridges) Showtime
8:00 am Tales From The Darkside, then same as last Tuesday SCIFI
8am & 7:30pm Epic Movie HBO
10:00 am AVP: Alien Vs. Predator FX Channel
Hot Shots! HBO
11:00 am My Super Ex-Girlfriend Cinemax
Noon Death Wish 3 American Movie Classics
2:00 pm Death Wish 4 American Movie Classics
4:00 pm The Godfather (4 hours, 1972) American Movie Classics
6:00 pm Billy Madison (Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin) HBO
6:45 pm Superman Returns (2006) HBO #2
8:00 pm The Godfather 2 (1974) American Movie Classics
Meteor Man (1993) Flix Movie Channel
Linda Blair's The Scarest Places On Earth (2 eps, followed by pro wrestling) SCIFI
The Crow 2: City Of Angels Showtime #2
Monster House (animated 2006) Starz
Population 436 (2006) The Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST Samson & Delilah (1949, DeMille, Hedy Lamarr) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 pm Jericho (new ep) CBS
Hostage USA Network
Night At The Museum HBO
11:00 PM (anime) Kai Doh Maru SCIFI
12:30 am Death Wish 5 American Movie Classics
1:30 am Rollerball (2002) USA Network
2:30 am The Fugitive (1966) Telemundo
The French Connection 2 American Movie Classics
Once Upon A Time In The West (1969) Cinemax
3:00 am Critters (1986, nasty aliens that plan to serve man) SCIFI
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Wed, 2-20-08:
8:00 am Level 9 eps SCIFI
8am/11am EST Ice Station Zebra (1968, fire, ice and death) Turner Classic Movies
9:30 am Meatballs (Bill Murray as summer camp counselor, 1979) The Movie Channel
10:45 am The Russians Are Coming... (1966 comedy) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 pm Death Wish 5 (action) American Movie Classics
1:45 pm Poseidon (action disaster) Cinemax
3:00 pm An Inconvenient Truth (fantasy) The Movie Channel
3:30 pm Godfather 2 (crime) American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST Some Like It Hot (1959, Tony Curtis, Jack Lemon, Marilyn Monroe) Turner Classic Movies
7:00 pm Ghost Hunters, 7pm-1am (new ep @ 9pm) SCIFI
7pm & 9pm The 7th Sign (1988, Demi Moore signals Doomsday for Earth) Oxygen
7:15/10:15 EST Stalag 17 (1953, POWs plan to escape) Turner Classic Movies
followed by The Caine Mutiny (Bogart, Jose Ferrer) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Encore
Casper the Friendly Ghost (1995, Bill Pullman, little Wednesday Addams) Family Channel
Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, Damon Wayans) Flix Movie Channel
Godfather 3 American Movie Classics
Meatballs (1979, Bill Murray as summer camp counselor) The Movie Channel
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines FX Channel
9:00 pm Hollywoodland (2006, was Superman murdered?) HBO Signature
Enough (2002, wife-beater revenge/thriller) TNT
Saw 3 (2006) Showtime
Wildcats (1986, Goldie Hawn coaches high-school football team) VS
9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: legends of thunderbirds History Channel
9:40 pm The Frighteners (John Astin, Michael J. Fox, ghostbuster conmen vs. real demon) Encore
9:45 pm The Pink Panther (2006, Steve Martin) The Movie Channel
10pm & 2am UFO Hunters (1947 in Mexico, new ep) History Channel
10:30 pm Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines FX Channel
11:45/2:45 EST The Buccaneer (1958, Yul Brynner, Charlton Heston) Turner Classic Movies
2am/5am EST On The Waterfront (1954, Brando) Turner Classic Movies
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Thurs, 2/21/08:
8:00 am Twilight Zone (1-hour eps) SCIFI
8:45 am Free Enterprise (Shatner meets convention fans) Showtime
9:45 am Futureworld (where nothing can go wrong...again) The Movie Channel
12:45 pm The Producers (Mel Brooks) HBO
1:00 pm Carrie (2002 remake, 3 hours) USA Network
4:00 pm Godfather 3 American Movie Classics
5:00 pm Aeon Flux The Movie Channel
5pm/8pm EST The Dirty Dozen (1967, Bronson, Lee Marvin) Turner Classic Movies
6pm & 8:30 The Incredibles (2004 animated, family of superheroes) Family Channel
6:40 pm Futureworld (where nothing can go wrong...this time) The Movie Channel
7:00 PM Arabian Nights (4 hours) SCIFI
7:20 pm The Shaggy Dog (2006 fantasy, Tim Allen) Starz
7:45/10:45 EST The Great Escape (Steve McQueen) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994 blaxploitation spoof) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN)
Letters From Iwo Jima (2006, from the Japanese perspective) American Movie Classics
Biography of Will Smith Biography Channel
My Cousin Vinny (Joe Pesci comedy, judge: Fred Gwynn) Cinemax
Night At The Museum (2006, Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, Dick Van Dyke) HBO #2
The Shadow (he knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men) Encore
8pm & 10pm The Fog (2005, angry ghosts coming to town in the fog) FX Channel
8:30 pm Death To Supermodels (2005, on an island) The Movie Channel
9:00 pm Lost (new ep) & Eli Stone (new ep) ABC
Cars (2006 animated fantasy) Starz
Supernatural (new ep) CW (formerly WB)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) More Max
10:00 pm Biography of Halle Berry Biography Channel
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) Cinemax
10:45/1:45 EST Thomas Crown Affair (Steve McQueen, Faye Dunaway) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 PM Robin Cook's Invasion (4 hours) SCIFI
3:30/6:30am EST Pocketful Of Miracles (1961, Frank Capra) Turner Classic Movies
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Fri, 2-22-08:
8:00 am Stargate Atlantis marathon SCIFI
11:30 am The Wicker Man HBO
12:30 pm A Sound Of Thunder Cinemax
1:15 pm Blazing Saddles American Movie Classics
2:15 pm The Astronaut Farmer Cinemax
4:00 pm Star Wars Episode III HBO
5pm/8pm EST Heaven Can Wait (1978 fantasy, James Mason) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm Borat (2006) More Max
8:00 pm Blade 3: Trinity TNT
Nutty Professor 2 (Eddie Murphy) Family Channel
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (Schwarzenegger vs. T2) American Movie Classics
Uncle Buck (1989, John Candy as bachelor babysitting kids) Encore
8pm & 10pm Friday the 13th 2 (Jason's back) Bravo
9:00 pm Bewitched (2005, Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Michael Caine as the real warlock) TBS
Vacancy (congratulations, you're starring in a snuff film) Starz
9pm & 1am Shockwave (new ep) History Channel
9:45 pm Scream (1996) "I like that movie, it was scary!" Encore
10:00 pm Stargate Atlantis (new ep) SCIFI
10pm & 2am History's Mysteries: Prostitution History Channel
10:00 pm Casino Royale (1967, James Bond vs. bad guy Orson Welles) BBC America
X-Men, The Last Stand (2006) Cinemax
10:35 pm Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Starz
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Sat, 2-23-08:
4:30/7:30am EST Hitchcock 12-hour movie marathon Turner Classic Movies
Shadow Of A Doubt (1943) Turner Classic Movies
Notorious (1946, Cary Grant, Claude Rains) Turner Classic Movies
Man Who Knew Too Much (1956, Jimmy Stewart) Turner Classic Movies
North By Northwest (1959, Cary Grant vs. men in black) Turner Classic Movies
Psycho (Anthony Perkins) "Everyone goes a little mad sometimes" Turner Classic Movies
The Birds (1963) "They're coming!" Turner Classic Movies
followed by Poltergeist (1982) "They're here!" Turner Classic Movies
10:00 AM Dark Breed SCIFI
12:00 PM Falcon Down SCIFI
2:00 PM Interceptor Force 2 SCIFI
4:00 PM Stargate: The Movie (Kurt Russell) SCIFI
5pm/8pm EST Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell, James Hong) FOX Movie Channel
6:30 PM Pitch Black (2000) SCIFI
6:45 pm Mission Impossible 3 The Movie Channel
7:00 pm Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 (1991, live-action) Family Channel
The Matrix American Movie Classics
8:00 pm Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) ABC
Dumb & Dumber (not to be confused with the Democrats & Republicans) TBS
4 Brothers (2005) TNT
From Dusk Till Dawn (Quentin Tarantino vampires) Flix Movie Channel
Lock, Stock & two Barrels (1998) Sundance Channel
Torchwood (see last week) BBC America
8pm & 10pm Overboard (Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn) Oxygen
8pm & 12am Matchstick Men (2003, Nicolas Cage) A&E
8pm & 12am Hillbillies: The Real Story (host Billy Ray Cyrus) History Channel
7pm/10pm EST Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall) FOX Movie Channel
9:00 pm Godzilla (1998) Family Channel
Knight Rider (2008) NBC
The Perfect Stranger (Halle Berry vs. Bruce Willis) Starz
See No Evil (2006) The Movie Channel
Torchwood (new ep) BBC America
9pm & 1am Living Hell (2008) SCIFI
9pm/12am EST Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell, Kate Burton) FOX Movie Channel
10:00 pm Saw 3 Showtime #2
Walking Tall TNT
10:30 pm Masters Of Horror (new ep) The Movie Channel
10:30/1:30 EST G.I. Jane (Demi Moore as a Navy SEAL) WGN
11:00 PM Alone In The Dark SCIFI
3:00 AM They Are Among Us SCIFI
3:30/6:30 EST The Unsinkable Molly Brown (Debbie Reynolds on the Titanic) Turner Classic Movies
6am/9am EST Bachelor Mother (1939, Ginger Rogers, David Niven) Turner Classic Movies
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Sun 2/24/08:
8:30 am Good Morning, Vietnam (Robin Williams, Bruno Kirby) History Channel
9:00 AM Twilight Zone (hour-long ep) SCIFI
10:00 AM Tornado: Nature Unleashed SCIFI
12:00 PM Path Of Destruction SCIFI
1:00 pm Titanic's Final Moments: Missing Pieces(2-hour docu) History Channel
2:00 PM The Day After (dreary post-WW3 chick flick) SCIFI
2:45/5:45 EST Annie (1982 fantasy based on the comix) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 pm Nostradamus: 500 Years Later (2 hour docu) History Channel
4:30 pm The Punisher (2004) FX Channel
5:00 PM Meteor SCIFI
5:20 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest Encore
5:30 pm The Godfather 2 (1975, Al Pacino) American Movie Classics
The Perfect Stranger Starz
The Wicker Man (Nicolas Cage) HBO Signature
5:45 pm Tombstone (Kurt Russell) Flix Movie Channel
6:00 pm The Good, the Bad & the Ugly (Clint Eastwood) Hallmark
Zoolander TBS
6:10 pm Scarface (Al Pacino) "Say hello to my little friend!" More Max
6:15 pm The Zodiac (2005) Showtime #2
6:20 pm An Inconvenient Truth The Movie Channel
6:30 pm Walking Tall (2004) TNT
7:00 PM Asteroid (4 hours, 1997) SCIFI
Miss Congeniality (2000, Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine) Lifetime
Moby Dick (1998, Patrick Stewart) Ion (formerly Pax)
Shockwave History Channel
7:30/10:30 EST Men In Black (1997, Will Smigh, Tommy Lee Jones) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Deep Impact (1998, comet headed toward Earth) The Movie Channel
The Mummy (1999) "We are in serious trouble!" Encore
The Transporter 2 FX Channel
8pm & 10pm 4 Brothers (2005, tracking down mother's killer) TNT
8pm & 12am UFO Hunters (3 eps) History Channel
9:00 pm 8mm (1999, Nicolas Cage investigates a snuff film) More Max
Hang 'Em High Hallmark
The Rock (1996, Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage) Starz
Stephen King's Misery (Kathy Bates) Lifetime
Urban Justice (2007, Steven Seagal vs. street gangs) Spike (TNN)
9:30/12:30 EST Contact (1997, Jodie Foster gets a call from space) Turner Classic Movies
9:30/12:30 EST Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992 movie) FOX Movie Channel
10:00 pm Dexter CBS
The Blair Witch Project (1999) The Movie Channel
Snakes On A Plane HBO #2
11:00 PM Black Hole SCIFI
3:00 AM Bram Stoker's Way Of The Vampire SCIFI
5:30/8:30 EST G-Men (1935, James Cagney) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Key Largo (Bogart vs. Edward G. Robinson during hurricane) Turner Classic Movies
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Mon 2-25-08:
8:00 am Outer Limits (color), then 3 Enterprise eps @ 7pm SCIFI
8:00 am Batman (1989) Bravo
1:30 pm The Brothers Grimm (2005) USA Network
7pm & 10pm Wildcats (Goldie Hawn as a coach) WE
7:30 pm Bulletproof (1996) Starz
8:00 pm Kyle XY (new ep) Family Channel
Adv. In Babysitting (a past Monstervision feature) Oxygen
The Jerk (Steve Martin finds his purpose) TV-Land
The Odd Couple 2 (1998, Jack Lemon, Walter Matthau) The Movie Channel
Stripes (1981, Bill Murray as an army of one) Cinemax
9:00 pm Terminator TV series (new ep) FOX
The Astronaut Farmer More Max
Cliffhanger (1993, Stallone) Spike (TNN)
Rush Hour (Jackie Chan) Starz
9pm & 1am Cities Of The Underworld: Pagan tombs & tunnels of Dublin History Channel
9:45 pm The Postman (1997) Encore
The Out-of-Towners (1999 remake) The Movie Channel
10:00 pm Jericho (rerun from network) SCIFI
10pm/1am EST Independence Day (Will Smith vs. aliens) FOX Movie Channel
10:30/1:30 EST The Buccaneer (Yul Brynner as a pirate) Turner Classic Movies
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Tue 2-26-08:
8:00 am X-Files SCIFI
5pm/8pm EST MASH (1970, Elliot Gould, Donald Sutherland) FOX Movie Channel
6:15 pm Legends Of The Fall The Movie Channel
6:30 pm Poseidon Cinemax
8:00 pm Striking Distance (1993, Bruce Willis) American Movie Classics
Matrix Revolutions (2003) HBO #2
Linda Blair's Scariest Places on Earth (2 eps, then pro-wrestling) SCIFI
Uncle Buck (John Candy as bachelor temporarily taking care to kids) Encore
8:15 pm Number 23 (2007, psych-thriller) Cinemax
Toothless (Kirsty Alley is forced to fill in for the real Tooth Fairy) Disney Channel
9pm & 1am The Universe: life on Mars, time travel, dark stars History Channel
9pm/12am EST MASH (1970, Elliot Gould, Donald Sutherland) FOX Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST To Be Or Not To Be (1942, Jack Benny vs. Nazis) Turner Classic Movies
9:40 pm The Great Outdoors (Aykroyd, John Candy) Encore
10:00 pm Jericho (new ep, a killer virus headed their way) CBS
Dante's Peak (Pierce Brosnan) American Movie Classics
The Gates (2007) HBO
10pm & 2am MegaDisasters: the next U.S. locust swarm History Channel
11:00 PM (anime) X SCIFI
1:30/4:30 EST Portrait Of Jennie (1948, artist paints a ghost's portrait) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM The Guyver (Mark Hamill) SCIFI
3am/6am EST The Princess & the Pirate (1944, Bob Hope) Turner Classic Movies
4:45/7:45 EST The Spanish Main (1945, pirates kidnap a Carib. governor's daughter) Turner Classic Movies
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Wed 2-27-08:
6:30/9:30 EST Captain Caution (1940, daughter takes over warship for dead dad) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 am Doctor Who, then Ghost Hunters 7pm-1am SCIFI
Dirty Rotten Scoudrels (Steve Martin, Michael Caine) Comedy Central
8am/11am EST Captain Kidd (1945, Charles Laughton, John Carradine) Turner Classic Movies
9:30/12:30 EST Captain Blood (1935, Errol Flynn, Basil Rathbone) Turner Classic Movies
11:30/2:30 EST Mutiny On The Bounty (1935, Laughton) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Mutiny On The Bounty (1962, Brando) Turner Classic Movies
12:35 pm Dead Again (1991, Kenneth Branagh) Cinemax
5pm/8pm EST On The Beach (1959, watching WW3 mushroom clouds from Australia) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Back To The Future (Christopher Lloyd, Michael J. Fox) Cinemax
6pm & 8:30pm Meet The Parents (2000, DeNiro) Family Channel
6:50 pm Monster Quest (CGI animated) Starz
7:00 pm Night At The Museum (2006, Ben Stiller, Mickey Rooney) HBO
7:15 pm The Gates (2007) HBO #2
7:30 pm John Tucker Must Die (2006) More Max
7:30/10:30 EST High Noon (Gary Cooper, Western version of Outland) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Enter The Dragon (1973, Bruce Lee) American Movie Classics
Captain Ron (1992, Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) Encore
Shallow Hal (2001, hypnotized playboy thinks 300 lb. woman is a model) FX Channel
Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999) Flix Movie Channel
8:30 pm Vacancy (snuff film in a hotel room) Starz
9:00 pm The Black Dahia (2006) HBO Signature
Children Of Men (2006, the last pregnant woman on Earth) HBO #2
Double Impact (Jean-Claude Van Damme as twins) Showtime
9pm/12am EST The 7 Samurai (1954, Kurosawa) Turner Classic Movies
9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: Bigfoot History Channel
9:45 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest Encore
10:00 pm Biography: Alyssa Milano (Embrace Of The Vampire) Biography Channel
The Karate Kid (1984, Pat Morita) American Movie Classics
10pm & 2am UFO Hunters: Suffolk, England History Channel
2am/5am EST Greatest Show On Earth (1952, clown in circus is wanted for murder) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM All Souls Day SCIFI
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Thurs 2/28/08:
8:00 am Dark Angel eps SCIFI
Noon Intolerable Cruelty (2003 comedy, Catherine Zeta-Jones) USA Network
6pm & 8:30pm The Princess Diaries (2001, Julie Andrews) Family Channel
6:45 pm The Pink Panther (2006, Steve Martin) The Movie Channel
7:00 PM The Arrival (1996, Ron Silver, Charlie Sheen) SCIFI
7:45 pm Die Hard 2 Cinemax
8:00 pm Murder By Numbers (2002, Sandra Bullock) American Movie Classics
Hand That Rocks the Cradle (Rebecca De Mornay as psycho nanny) Encore
In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood as JFK bodyguard vs. presidential assassin in 1993) TV-Land
Saw 3 (2006) Showtime #2
8:30 pm Black Christmas (2006, psycho in a sorority house) The Movie Channel
8:45 pm Mirror Has Two Faces (1996) Showtime
9:00 PM Living Hell (2008) SCIFI
National Security (2003, Martin Lawrence comedy) TBS
10:00 pm The Hitcher (2007) Cinemax
Independence Day (Will Smith vs. aliens) Encore
10:05 pm See No Evil (2006, psycho in a hotel) The Movie Channel
10:30 pm Splash (Tom Hanks catches a mermaid) WE
11:00 PM Fire In The Sky SCIFI
11pm/2am EST Seance On A Wet Afternoon (1964) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM Blood Surf SCIFI
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Fri 2/29/08:
8:00 am Stargate SG-1 (season 7 eps) SCIFI
11:15/2:15 EST Fritz Lang's Fury (1936, innocent man escapes lynch mob) Turner Classic Movies
1pm/4pm EST Hitchcock's The Paradine Case (1947) Turner Classic Movies
3:15/6:15 EST 12 Angry Men (1957, Henry Fonda, Lee Cobb, E.G. Marshall) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Day Of The Jackal (1973, assassin in Paris) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands (1990) FOX Movie Channel
6:45 pm The Truman Show (man finds out his life is on TV 24/7) Showtime
7:00 pm Serenity (2005) More Max
7pm/10pm EST Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands (1990) FOX Movie Channel
7:30 pm Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) Family Channel
7:30/10:30 EST 3 Days Of The Condor (1975, Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway) Turner Classic Movies
7:45 pm Lethal Weapon 4 Cinemax
8:00 pm The Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks) Encore
Glory (Matthew Broderick, Morgan Freeman) BET
Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire (2005) HBO #2
The Matrix (1999) American Movie Classics
8pm & 10pm Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow (Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci) TNT
8pm & 10pm Urban Legend (1998) FX Channel
8:15 pm Freaky Friday (2003, Jamie Lee Curtis, Lindsay Lohan) Disney Channel
8:30/11:30 EST Witchblade (new ep, Japan animation) IFC
9:00 pm Bridges of Mad. County (Clint Eastwood) Hallmark
The Perfect Stranger (Halle Berry vs. Bruce Willis) Starz
9pm & 1am Shockwave (new ep) History Channel
9pm/12am EST Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands (1990) FOX Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST Reefer Madness (1936, raving lunatic after one puff) IFC
9:30/12:30 EST Marathon Man (Dustin Hoffman vs. Nazis) Turner Classic Movies
9:45 pm Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Flix Movie Channel
Meatballs (Bill Murray as a summer camp couselor, 1979) The Movie Channel
10:00 pm The Patriot (1998, killer virus in small town) Cinemax
Stargate Atlantis (new ep) SCIFI
10pm & 2am Battle 360: the USS Enterprise in WW2 History Channel
10:35 pm Striptease (1996, Demi Moore) Encore
11:45/2:45 EST Boys From Brazil (Gregory Peck, James Mason, and Hitler's clones) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM Mammoth SCIFI
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Previously: January 2008