Here you go kids, older articles to tickle your funny bone, titillate your palette, and tug upon your teet. They begin with the most recent and end with the very first article I wrote back in 1972. Enjoy!
7-6-01: Global Ponderings
7-6-01: Richard Brautigan - So The Wind Won't Blow It All Away
7-6-01: Jackie Today, Vanessa Tomorrow
6-27-01: Dissecting Candice
6-25-01: Two Dogs In Love (For Jennifer G. Kersey)
6-20-01: Daydreams on Campus
6-20-01: Pizza Pie Drive By
6-20-01: Houston on a Good Day
6-20-01: My Two Friends
6-9-01:Mookie Says, "Nice Try"
5-9-01:Psuedo High-Five
5-4-01: Ants Of A New Day
7-14-01: When People Eat...
7-12-01: Have You Seen This Girl?
6-12-01: Are humans repeating the past?
5-24-01: Ramblings
4-12-01: The Apology (and no it's not Plato)
4-06-01: The Cow Says Moo
4-04-01: Stupid
4-01-01: The Qualification Test for the President of the United States!
3-29-01: A Letter To Dubyah
3-29-01: 10 Things I hate About You
2-20-01: It didn't really turn out like I had planned (the layout...the story is fine), but here is the reason I haven't been updating this page.
2-6-01: The Fear (Quite possibly the most important thing you will ever read)
2-5-01: Researchers break 57 year-old Corporal Code!
1-25-01: The Real Marijuana March!
1-12-01: Sing Along With Brittany Spears!
1-10-01: Wyoming Decides on 24 Hour School Day
1-08-01: It's just another bitch.
1-05-01: The 2000 Unfinished Awards!
12-20-00: Man with small car steals BIG TV
11-30-00: Letters From A Fan
11-27-00: Man Accused of being Nice
11-21-00: Rant On Florida Recounts
11-10-00: Man Labeled "Wierd" After Encounter At Urinal
11-08-00: Election Report: Rick Lazio Cowers Under Covers
11-08-00: Election Report: Boy pleades to revote in Florida
11-07-00: UB Special Report: Child Disappears On Playground
11-01-00: UB Special Report: Killer Coffee Buzz!
10-26-00: Boy's Momma Joke Missfires!
10-25-00: Brian Sounds Off On The Democratic Party
10-20-00: Special Report: Broccoflower Wonders About Past.
10-19-00: Special Report : Nader Rally Volunteer Kicks some ASS!
10-17-00: "The Sexiest Presidential Canidate in America"
10-12-00: UB Special Report: Overflow!
10-11-00: UB Special Report: Roomates!
10-4-00: Bush/Gore make man snore...forever!
10-2-00: Pamela Anderson Lee's Left Breast is No Boob.
9-29-00: Austin Woman Declares Homeless "Stinky".
9-25-00: God Imposes Tax On Air.
9-21-00: The attack of the reality based shows!
9-20-00: G.W. Bush has meeting with extended family.
9-19-00: Bush Reportedly Going After More Than Presidency
9-15-00: “Survivor” Winner Won’t Go Away
9-14-00: Burger King Begins Rather Painful Marketing Ploy
9-8-00: Didn't watch the MTV VMA's? Well I have the update for you!
9-7-00: I think G.W. is a...
8-25-00: Small Talk to the hand!
8-14-00: Are you preganat and living in Atlanta, GA...you need to read this!
8-7-00: If G.W likes it so should you!
7-31-00: Ever have a feeling that you may die sooner than you expected?
7-28-00: If you're smoking crack...here's what you have to look forward to.
7-28-00: If you're a driver in Austin, TX...click here.
7-22-00: Dogs On Parade!
7-11-00: Ever felt like being bent over and screwed from behind? No? Well my family didn't have a choice. Read why!
7-09-00: How I learned to stop worring and hate the bong!
7-07-00: Tales from the foot of my bed! Take the quiz and find out if you're fit to sleep in mine.
4-26-00: Oh Boy, this should surely piss the Religious Rightoff. Read On Brother!
3-21-00: I spent a few mind expandin months with the hippie cultureand found a big load of someone else.
4-25-98: A letter from the editor
4-15-98: Easter...there went my only shard of faith in the Christian Religion.
4-6-98: Finnaly...you have my thoughts. Is smoking pot wrong??
3-26-98: Have I finnaly revealed to much? Man's Secrets are revealed.
3-24-98: What goes on in the Professional Groupie's Association? It's frightening....I'm here for you.
3-20-98: Read the astonishing article about everyone's favorite plastic goddess in The Barbie Interview
Slash open my wrists for a gut wrenching story about fake vomit.
The NUMBER ONE REASON why it's hip to be like me....fat!
The world is soon to collapse. Find out why.
Today I heard the most insipid statement ever uttered from the mouth of a hog.
All you never really wanted to know about the abortion issue but were too politically correct to ask.
Did Bill Clinton really sleep with his intern? My sources have all the inside info.