Hollywood CA, October 2--Pamela Anderson Lee’s Left Breast is prepared to go on strike says Janet Resnick, lawyer for the silicone enhanced boob. After appearing in countless videos, television shows, websites and magazines, Pamela Anderson Lee’s Left Breast has had enough of flaunting around in skimpy clothes for no pay at all.

“My client wants royalties for all past, present, and future exposures.” Says Mrs. Resnick. “It’s sick and tired of being the foundation of Mrs. Lee’s career without being compensated for it’s appearances. Mrs. Lee signed an agreement with her left breast just before the premiere episode of Baywatch and it has yet to see a single dime.”

“I’m no boob, I know what my rights are!” said The Left Breast in a recent press release. “Last week we were shooting an episode of VIP, and Pamela wore an outfit that was so tight, I nearly asphyxiated myself trying to perk up for the director!” said a disgruntled Left Breast. “I thought we had an understanding! I made Pamela Anderson a house hold name and this is the thanks I get?”

Prompted by the Screen Actors Guild’s recent uprising, The Left Breast is threatening to join the union in it’s strike if indeed it does not get full royalties for all of the appearances it has made over the years.

“She’s nothing without me,” said The Left Breast. “I’d like to see how long she lasts with just that cowardly Right Breast. There’s no market for a stupid blonde with one tit. It just doesn’t sell.”

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