SPECIAL REPORT! Two roommates reached the breaking point of laziness last night in their west campus apartment.
After an exhausting night of TV watching, beer drinking and pot smoking, one roommate, who will remain anonymous, turned to his fellow roommate and said, “Hey, go get me a beer.” The second roommate replied saying, “No, you go get me a beer.” Both roommates then sighed and fell asleep where they sat.
by Brian J. Melton