Special Report -- N.Y. Senate Loser Rick Lazio pulled the satin covers over his head late Tuesday night after hearing that Hillary Clinton had beaten him by a rather large margin in the N.Y. Senate Races.
Cowering in his four post bed, Rick Lazio stated, "How can an entire state turn against me...I'm from New York damnit! I'm not Hillary Clinton!"
The polls indicated that although Rick Lazio is indeed a New Yorker, his baby face and lack of any strong political issues doomed him in the Senate Race.
"No one is really from New York anyway," said New Yorker Ronnie Smith. "I voted for Hillary because she actually wanted to win the election. I don't give a damn where she's from. Lazio just didn't want to lose the election. There is a rather big difference."
But Hillary is skanky Brian!! (Yes but so is New York...so is New York.)